latest SH3 experience (funny)

GoldenRivet · 03-29-07, 03:31 PM

I was in my Type VII on the surface when suddenly a torpedo bomber was coming down at me carrying a torpedo! I went to flank speed and ordered a crash dive.

a few seconds after clearing about 70 meters i hear

"Torpedo in the water bearing 190!"

"WHAT?!" ok so down to 70 meters that swordfish prolly dropped a straight running steam powered torpedo... but suddenly the torpedo dives to 70 meters and homes in on my prop sounds! its an acoustic homing torp!!!

ok? wtf? hard to port and dive to 150 meters and then just go totally quiet and the torpedo will sail harmlessly above since it has no sound to chase.

NOT

i get to 150 meters - i shut everything down to quiet then suddenly the torpedo switches from passive acoustic homing to ACTIVE SONAR HOMING Ping.... ping.... ping .... ping getting faster louder and closer!

crap! deploy decoys! ahead flank! blow ballast!

The second i switched on the engines the pinging stops and it switches back to passive tracking and it zooms past the decoys and follows me toward the surface!!!!

now im in a situation where if i turn the engines off and rig for silent running, this friggin uber torpedo will ping me all the way to impact, but if i run from it it will follow me until it eventually catches up to me.

crap what am i going to do?!

then.... suddenly....

MY ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF - shwew it was just a dream

think im playing SH3 too much :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

P_Funk · 03-29-07, 03:47 PM

OMG. Is that a REAL dream? You need to like look at some porn or something man! Go to a concert! Bag some twins! ANYTHING!

SH3 nightmares are a sign of much too much of the wrong thing.:rotfl:

Da_Junka · 03-29-07, 03:52 PM

Man!..............I wish I could have a dream like that. It must have been subconscious, gerrit, SUB conscious, running overtime.

danurve · 03-29-07, 03:57 PM

Good one! Had me going for a bit thinking what the..

Once I had a dream my ex-wife married a genuine Uboat Kaluen, complete with the while hat, beard, iron cross & uniform. They had bought all the property around me and were closing in! Found them wondering around in my back yard - ever so happy to wake up that day.

GoldenRivet · 03-29-07, 04:09 PM

how about looking at porn of twins...

naaa im going to go play SH3 again be back after a while LOL

bookworm_020 · 03-29-07, 05:44 PM

You've been playing too much SH3, watching Hunt for the Red October, and sleeping too little!!

At least it hasn't spilled out into your work place. Some people here have yelled out "ALAM" at there workplace and have had many other side effects of being addicted to this game.

Time for you to play some solitare my friend, and get an early nights sleep!

GoldenRivet · 03-29-07, 05:51 PM

lol if i screamed ALARM!!! at my work place i would probably be paid a visit by every three letter agency in the United States hahahaha

Brag · 03-29-07, 06:44 PM

We need a relaxation in port room for over stressed Kaleuns :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

03-29-07, 03:31 PM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	latest SH3 experience (funny) I was in my Type VII on the surface when suddenly a torpedo bomber was coming down at me carrying a torpedo! I went to flank speed and ordered a crash dive. a few seconds after clearing about 70 meters i hear "Torpedo in the water bearing 190!" "WHAT?!" ok so down to 70 meters that swordfish prolly dropped a straight running steam powered torpedo... but suddenly the torpedo dives to 70 meters and homes in on my prop sounds! its an acoustic homing torp!!! ok? wtf? hard to port and dive to 150 meters and then just go totally quiet and the torpedo will sail harmlessly above since it has no sound to chase. NOT i get to 150 meters - i shut everything down to quiet then suddenly the torpedo switches from passive acoustic homing to ACTIVE SONAR HOMING Ping.... ping.... ping .... ping getting faster louder and closer! crap! deploy decoys! ahead flank! blow ballast! The second i switched on the engines the pinging stops and it switches back to passive tracking and it zooms past the decoys and follows me toward the surface!!!! now im in a situation where if i turn the engines off and rig for silent running, this friggin uber torpedo will ping me all the way to impact, but if i run from it it will follow me until it eventually catches up to me. crap what am i going to do?! then.... suddenly.... MY ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF - shwew it was just a dream think im playing SH3 too much :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

03-29-07, 03:47 PM	#2
P_Funk Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 2,537 Downloads: 129 Uploads: 0	OMG. Is that a REAL dream? You need to like look at some porn or something man! Go to a concert! Bag some twins! ANYTHING! SH3 nightmares are a sign of much too much of the wrong thing.:rotfl: __________________

03-29-07, 03:52 PM	#3
Da_Junka Sailor man Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Under a stone Posts: 46 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Man!..............I wish I could have a dream like that. It must have been subconscious, gerrit, SUB conscious, running overtime. __________________

03-29-07, 03:57 PM	#4
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	Good one! Had me going for a bit thinking what the.. Once I had a dream my ex-wife married a genuine Uboat Kaluen, complete with the while hat, beard, iron cross & uniform. They had bought all the property around me and were closing in! Found them wondering around in my back yard - ever so happy to wake up that day. __________________

03-29-07, 05:44 PM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	You've been playing too much SH3, watching Hunt for the Red October, and sleeping too little!! At least it hasn't spilled out into your work place. Some people here have yelled out "ALAM" at there workplace and have had many other side effects of being addicted to this game. Time for you to play some solitare my friend, and get an early nights sleep! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

03-29-07, 04:09 PM	#5
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	how about looking at porn of twins... naaa im going to go play SH3 again be back after a while LOL

03-29-07, 05:51 PM	#7
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	lol if i screamed ALARM!!! at my work place i would probably be paid a visit by every three letter agency in the United States hahahaha

03-29-07, 06:44 PM	#8
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	We need a relaxation in port room for over stressed Kaleuns :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/