"I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!"

[STEED]

Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?
Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.

Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.

Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?

Male: It was a spider.

Police: Sorry??

Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!

Police: What about the woman screaming?

Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mans-noisy...7.html#4hImVrs


Gave me a good laugh.