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STEED

11-26-15 12:39 PM

"I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!"

Quote:

Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?
Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.

Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.

Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?

Male: It was a spider.

Police: Sorry??

Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!

Police: What about the woman screaming?

Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mans-noisy...7.html#4hImVrs

Gave me a good laugh. :har:

Betonov

11-26-15 12:47 PM

That was not a native Australian.
They domesticate large spiders, not scream at them :O:

Commander Wallace

11-26-15 08:39 PM

lol

BossMark

11-27-15 02:56 AM

Nice one :D:D

Jimbuna

11-27-15 08:15 AM

http://i.imgur.com/2uELmID.png

Rhodes

11-27-15 09:58 AM

http://i.imgur.com/v0rhDAC.gif
Spider-man vs Ant-man!

STEED

11-27-15 10:20 AM

Newspapers are good for swatting bugs.

Moving on..

Saw a big rat today bigger than a Chihuahua! :eek:

Bloody heck James Herbert Rats Trilogy comes to mind.

CaptainRamius

11-27-15 11:56 AM

That's just sad. What has happened to our civilization?
The woman screaming was him? :nope:

Cybermat47

11-27-15 03:49 PM

Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.

Rhodes

11-27-15 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybermat47 (Post 2361933)

Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.

:har::har::har::up:

Possible 2015-2015. I think they do not live long!

Sailor Steve

11-27-15 04:26 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yvoRtHSQ4Y

CaptainRamius

11-28-15 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybermat47 (Post 2361933)

Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.

He was a great spider. One of the best :D

Moonlight

11-28-15 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybermat47 (Post 2361933)

Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.

Could someone enlighten me. :stare:

CaptainRamius

11-28-15 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonlight (Post 2362101)

Could someone enlighten me. :stare:

Read the article, and you'll understand :D

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