Terror in Germany - committed by a coloured individual!

Penguin · 01-29-13, 06:01 PM

I found no English article, but this story is too good not to share.

Some days ago, a hideous crime shocked the nation of Germany, Europe. One of our oldest and most respected companies was the victim of a terrible theft.
Bahlsen, which produces the iconic Butterkeks , since 1891, used a 20kg cookie replica as a part of their company emblem. It is made of gold covered brass and was attached 5m above the ground on the facade of their headquarters in Hanover. A Bahlen employee saw it last on the 4th of January - it was noticed missing on January the 21st.

A 1000€ reward was offered by Bahlsen, for any hints to catch the thief.

Today, a dramatic event happened. A local Hanover newspaper received a letter from the thief, showing him with the evidence and stating his demands.

The person demands that Bahlsen should gift cookies to all children in a local hospital on one day in February. The good ones with milk chocolate, not the ones with dark chocolate, neither the ones without chocolate. He also demands a golden cookie for the children's cancer ward.
Furthermore, the 1000€ reward should be donated to a local animal shelter.
If Bahlsen would not follow his demands, the golden cookie will be put to Oscar into the trash bin. Signed by the cookie monster.

The evil, deceiving nature of this criminal becomes even more obvious when you look at his photo: to me he looks more like a blue Kermit than the Cookie Monster.
Bahlsen denied this being a PR stunt, btw.

(and yes, I have an alibi!)

Cybermat47 · 01-29-13, 09:30 PM

This guy sounds like a monster.

Stealhead · 01-29-13, 09:44 PM

I made an anonymous tip to the Polizei that an Aptenodytes forsteri was bragging about stealing the cookie.I told them that he possibly lived in Dusseldorf and that he was most likely a pinko commie.They said that they already had an extensive file on a certain Aptenodytes forsteri and that they would send GSG-9 to go and "visit" his last known address.I told then to convert my reward into dollars and send it to a P.O. box at a UPS store.I also requested that no cookies should be given to annoying sick children.

Jimbuna · 01-30-13, 09:20 AM

Well, that certainly takes the biscuit.

Sailor Steve · 01-30-13, 10:33 AM

I can't see the pictures!

Is it because I have cookies disabled?

01-29-13, 06:01 PM	#1
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Terror in Germany - committed by a coloured individual! I found no English article, but this story is too good not to share. Some days ago, a hideous crime shocked the nation of Germany, Europe. One of our oldest and most respected companies was the victim of a terrible theft. Bahlsen, which produces the iconic Butterkeks , since 1891, used a 20kg cookie replica as a part of their company emblem. It is made of gold covered brass and was attached 5m above the ground on the facade of their headquarters in Hanover. A Bahlen employee saw it last on the 4th of January - it was noticed missing on January the 21st. A 1000€ reward was offered by Bahlsen, for any hints to catch the thief. Today, a dramatic event happened. A local Hanover newspaper received a letter from the thief, showing him with the evidence and stating his demands. The person demands that Bahlsen should gift cookies to all children in a local hospital on one day in February. The good ones with milk chocolate, not the ones with dark chocolate, neither the ones without chocolate. He also demands a golden cookie for the children's cancer ward. Furthermore, the 1000€ reward should be donated to a local animal shelter. If Bahlsen would not follow his demands, the golden cookie will be put to Oscar into the trash bin. Signed by the cookie monster. The evil, deceiving nature of this criminal becomes even more obvious when you look at his photo: to me he looks more like a blue Kermit than the Cookie Monster. Bahlsen denied this being a PR stunt, btw. (and yes, I have an alibi!) Last edited by Penguin; 01-29-13 at 06:15 PM.

01-29-13, 09:30 PM	#2
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	This guy sounds like a monster. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

01-30-13, 09:20 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Well, that certainly takes the biscuit. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-30-13, 10:33 AM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I can't see the pictures! Is it because I have cookies disabled? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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01-29-13, 09:44 PM	#3
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I made an anonymous tip to the Polizei that an Aptenodytes forsteri was bragging about stealing the cookie.I told them that he possibly lived in Dusseldorf and that he was most likely a pinko commie.They said that they already had an extensive file on a certain Aptenodytes forsteri and that they would send GSG-9 to go and "visit" his last known address.I told then to convert my reward into dollars and send it to a P.O. box at a UPS store.I also requested that no cookies should be given to annoying sick children.