Man hospitalised by Brussel Sprouts

TarJak · 12-20-12, 06:55 PM

http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food...221-2bq5l.html
If it wasn't in Scotland I would have thought this was Steed prepping for his end of the world farting session.

soopaman2 · 12-20-12, 06:58 PM

I prefer cabbage as my farting veggie of choice.

Only way to keep the covers from being robbed from me in the middle of the night.

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

TarJak · 12-20-12, 07:03 PM

Same veg, different age. Baked beans and beer are my favourite fuels.

u crank · 12-20-12, 07:07 PM

Excuse me.

vienna · 12-20-12, 07:09 PM

Ho, Ho, Ho!...

<O>

Jimbuna · 12-20-12, 07:30 PM

Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then

Beans beans there good for yer heart
The more nyou eat the more you f**t/pump

vienna · 12-20-12, 07:32 PM

Beans, beans the musical fruit,
The more you eat the more you *toot*...

<O>

TarJak · 12-20-12, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then

Beans beans there good for yer heart
The more nyou eat the more you f**t/pump

Foot pump?

And I'm not a nyou.

Jimbuna · 12-20-12, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Foot pump?

And I'm not a nyou.

Bloody dyslexic netbook keyboard

Oberon · 12-20-12, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then

Hang on a mo Jim...they didn't mention if these sprouts were in batter or not....

August · 12-20-12, 10:04 PM

Heart medication does it for me. I wake up every morning with a fart that lasts for nearly a whole minute.

Stealhead · 12-20-12, 10:13 PM

I find that for some reason zucchini has the most fart producing properties for me though brussel sprouts are a close second.

I usually have a pretty good morning fart myself for some reason.It must run in the family because my dad did the same thing reliable as an alarm clock and loud as one as well.
We always knew when dad was up.

Jimbuna · 12-21-12, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

Hang on a mo Jim...they didn't mention if these sprouts were in batter or not....

Aye good point

TarJak · 12-21-12, 04:52 AM

Could be a new business venture for you Jim. Jump in the van with your chip fryer and a hundred kilos of sprouts, flour and eggs and you're only a couple hours from the border.

magic452 · 12-21-12, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

Heart medication does it for me. I wake up every morning with a fart that lasts for nearly a whole minute.

You should seek advice from Dr. Steve in the other thread.
Better act fast as your wife has already contacted him on a legal matter.

Magic

12-20-12, 06:55 PM	#1
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Man hospitalised by Brussel Sprouts http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food...221-2bq5l.html If it wasn't in Scotland I would have thought this was Steed prepping for his end of the world farting session.

12-20-12, 06:58 PM	#2
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	I prefer cabbage as my farting veggie of choice. Only way to keep the covers from being robbed from me in the middle of the night. Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Excuse me. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

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12-20-12, 07:30 PM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then Beans beans there good for yer heart The more nyou eat the more you ft/pump __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!**

12-20-12, 07:03 PM	#3
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Same veg, different age. Baked beans and beer are my favourite fuels.

12-20-12, 07:32 PM	#7
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Beans, beans the musical fruit, The more you eat the more you toot... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

12-20-12, 10:04 PM	#11
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Heart medication does it for me. I wake up every morning with a fart that lasts for nearly a whole minute. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

12-20-12, 10:13 PM	#12
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I find that for some reason zucchini has the most fart producing properties for me though brussel sprouts are a close second. I usually have a pretty good morning fart myself for some reason.It must run in the family because my dad did the same thing reliable as an alarm clock and loud as one as well. We always knew when dad was up.

12-21-12, 04:52 AM	#14
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Could be a new business venture for you Jim. Jump in the van with your chip fryer and a hundred kilos of sprouts, flour and eggs and you're only a couple hours from the border.

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