Daily Fail Headlines.

Herr-Berbunch · 11-21-12, 01:36 PM

Daily Mail fans - create your own headline.

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Spot on.

Oberon · 11-21-12, 02:20 PM

Yes, that's spot on.

Penguin · 11-21-12, 02:32 PM

nice one!

My favorite so far: "IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TAXING YOUR PETS?"

I noticed that the generator uses the word "Yob". I thought it died out with the rise of the Chavs.. The failgen however uses them both.

Red October1984 · 11-21-12, 02:33 PM

I like it. Very first one i see?

WILL LESBIANS DEFRAUD THE CHURCH?

Stealhead · 11-21-12, 02:38 PM

I like this one:

HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TURNED YOUR CHILDREN GAY?

Penguin · 11-21-12, 02:50 PM

^ lol, this could also be a quote from some posters on GT.

Jimbuna · 11-21-12, 02:54 PM

WILL TEACHERS MAKE YOUR PENSION IMPOTENT?

Yes if your no good at maths

Takeda Shingen · 11-21-12, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

WILL TEACHERS MAKE YOUR PENSION IMPOTENT?

Similarly, COULD THE BBC MAKE BRITISH JUSTICE IMPOTENT?

Is there a shortage of Viagra across the pond?

Edit:

Maybe not. The very next headline:

HAVE MUSLIMS IMPREGNATED BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

Jimbuna · 11-21-12, 03:04 PM

Just wait till that post appears on STEEDS radar and he'll be here in a flash

Stealhead · 11-21-12, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penguin

^ lol, this could also be a quote from some posters on GT.

This one makes me think of a few GT posters.....

COULD MUSLIMS IMPREGNATE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

kraznyi_oktjabr · 11-21-12, 04:19 PM

My favourite so far:

"WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL HAVE SEX WITH HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?"

Edit:

"WILL THE LOONY LEFT CHEAT THE QUEEN?"

Edit 2:

"HAVE FERAL CHILDREN RIPPED OFF THE QUEEN?"

Cybermat47 · 11-21-12, 04:46 PM

WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE ENGLAND SWINE FLU?

Jimbuna · 11-21-12, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE ENGLAND SWINE FLU?

It depends if the women involved are pigs or not

U570 · 11-22-12, 12:12 AM

ARE CYCLISTS TURNING YOUR MORTGAGE GAY?
one of the best I've found.
Also,
WILL FERAL CHILDREN MOLEST THE ROYAL FAMILY?

And this is dividing the daily headline into two categories: causes cancer, and cures it.
http://dailymailoncology.tumblr.com/

nikimcbee · 11-22-12, 01:06 AM

Quote:

WILL FACEBOOK STEAL FROM YOUR PETS?

Quote:

WILL TEACHERS STEAL FROM BRITAIN'S SWANS?

11-21-12, 01:36 PM	#1
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Daily Fail Headlines. Daily Mail fans - create your own headline. http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/ Spot on. __________________

11-21-12, 02:33 PM	#4
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	I like it. Very first one i see? WILL LESBIANS DEFRAUD THE CHURCH? __________________

11-21-12, 02:54 PM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	WILL TEACHERS MAKE YOUR PENSION IMPOTENT? Yes if your no good at maths __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-21-12, 03:04 PM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just wait till that post appears on STEEDS radar and he'll be here in a flash __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-21-12, 04:19 PM	#11
kraznyi_oktjabr Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Republiken Finland Posts: 1,803 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	My favourite so far: "WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL HAVE SEX WITH HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?" Edit: "WILL THE LOONY LEFT CHEAT THE QUEEN?" Edit 2: "HAVE FERAL CHILDREN RIPPED OFF THE QUEEN?" __________________ You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. - Dr. House

11-21-12, 02:20 PM	#2
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Yes, that's spot on.

11-21-12, 02:32 PM	#3
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	nice one! My favorite so far: "IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TAXING YOUR PETS?" I noticed that the generator uses the word "Yob". I thought it died out with the rise of the Chavs.. The failgen however uses them both.

11-21-12, 02:38 PM	#5
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I like this one: HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TURNED YOUR CHILDREN GAY?

11-21-12, 02:50 PM	#6
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	^ lol, this could also be a quote from some posters on GT.

11-21-12, 04:46 PM	#12
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE ENGLAND SWINE FLU? __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

11-22-12, 12:12 AM	#14
U570 Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 867 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	ARE CYCLISTS TURNING YOUR MORTGAGE GAY? one of the best I've found. Also, WILL FERAL CHILDREN MOLEST THE ROYAL FAMILY? And this is dividing the daily headline into two categories: causes cancer, and cures it. http://dailymailoncology.tumblr.com/ __________________ "Submariners are a bunch of intelligent misfits that somehow seem to get along, understand each other and work well together"- Anon

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