Conspiracy theorie Jimmy Carter Submarine causes Tsunamis

Niume · 03-02-18, 01:18 PM

I laughed my ass off while watching this video

Mr Quatro · 03-02-18, 07:04 PM

The USS Jimmy Carter makes pure water from the sea water cooling tank and breaks that water down into pure co2 with a co2 scrubber that filters the air through a ton of charcoal. She also uses that pure water to make coffee, ice cream and adds some to the coke cola machine not to mention she makes pop corn for movie night and movie marathons on Saturday.

They also make a lot of noise at 45 kts, but they do not cause Tsunamis

Reece · 03-02-18, 08:23 PM

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but they do not cause Tsunamis

I beg to differ, the video makes it clear!!

Gargamel · 03-02-18, 09:31 PM

I feel significantly dumber for watching this.

Reece · 03-02-18, 09:33 PM

Rockstar · 03-02-18, 10:03 PM

If Putin can boast about an invincible nuclear arsenal. Our submarines can make tsunamis, its true I know for a fact they can.

Buddahaid · 03-02-18, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

If Putin can boast about an invincible nuclear arsenal. Our submarines can make tsunamis, its true I know for a fact they can.

And don't forget control the weather.

Reece · 03-03-18, 02:25 AM

That's right!! It is after all The United States of America!! (Spoken in a deep voice)

ikalugin · 03-03-18, 06:37 AM

Status-6 is about as close to a 1960s tsunami causing retrofuturistic weapons system as you can get.

Jimbuna · 03-03-18, 06:42 AM

What worries me most is the fact that there will undoubtedly be some people out there who believe this tosh.

ikalugin · 03-03-18, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

What worries me most is the fact that there will undoubtedly be some people out there who believe this tosh.

I won't be worried, after all there would always be people who would believe in the most strange things.

Schroeder · 03-03-18, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

And don't forget control the weather.

And it is already equipped with a counter for the new Russian weapons: The Covefe missile!

Gargamel · 03-03-18, 06:41 PM

I think what bothered me the most was not once did they even try to explain how. All they said was that it might be able to. No more. It was basically one long drawn out click bait headline, with no substance.

It was so dumb I'm pretty sure it was done satirically.

Buddahaid · 03-03-18, 10:14 PM

But even if so, it's no more baffling to me than flat earther's that imagine a great dome over the sky, and all events such as the recent blood moon, are projected.

vienna · 03-05-18, 03:50 PM

Watching videos about subs causing tsunamis causes impotence...

...and tsunamis...

<O>

03-02-18, 01:18 PM	#1
Niume Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Lithuania Posts: 1,637 Downloads: 503 Uploads: 2	USS Jimmy Carter causes Tsunamis I laughed my ass off while watching this video __________________ GLORY TO UKRAINE! [ENG] SH 4 KSD II Ace Edition Last edited by Niume; 03-02-18 at 04:35 PM.

03-02-18, 07:04 PM	#2
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The USS Jimmy Carter makes pure water from the sea water cooling tank and breaks that water down into pure co2 with a co2 scrubber that filters the air through a ton of charcoal. She also uses that pure water to make coffee, ice cream and adds some to the coke cola machine not to mention she makes pop corn for movie night and movie marathons on Saturday. They also make a lot of noise at 45 kts, but they do not cause Tsunamis __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

03-02-18, 09:31 PM	#4
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	I feel significantly dumber for watching this. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

03-02-18, 09:33 PM	#5
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,701 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	__________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-03-18, 02:25 AM	#8
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,701 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	That's right!! It is after all The United States of America!! (Spoken in a deep voice) __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-02-18, 10:03 PM	#6
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	If Putin can boast about an invincible nuclear arsenal. Our submarines can make tsunamis, its true I know for a fact they can.

03-03-18, 06:37 AM	#9
ikalugin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moscow, Russia Posts: 3,212 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Status-6 is about as close to a 1960s tsunami causing retrofuturistic weapons system as you can get. __________________ Grumpy as always.

03-03-18, 06:42 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What worries me most is the fact that there will undoubtedly be some people out there who believe this tosh. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-03-18, 06:41 PM	#13
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	I think what bothered me the most was not once did they even try to explain how. All they said was that it might be able to. No more. It was basically one long drawn out click bait headline, with no substance. It was so dumb I'm pretty sure it was done satirically. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

03-03-18, 10:14 PM	#14
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	But even if so, it's no more baffling to me than flat earther's that imagine a great dome over the sky, and all events such as the recent blood moon, are projected. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

03-05-18, 03:50 PM	#15
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Watching videos about subs causing tsunamis causes impotence... ...and tsunamis... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

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