Good joke

Skybird · 10-30-11, 09:59 AM

Got told this one on the phone today, I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.

Two men walk through the Serengeti, when some hundred meters away a big hungry lion jumps up from behind a bush and starts running at them.
The one guy immediately wants to turn and run away in panic, but the other guy, in all calmness, sits down, opens his Rucksack, gets two jogging shoes out and starts to take them on his feet.
Asks the first guy in disbelief: "You really think you can out-run the lion just because you wear those jogging-shoes...?"
Says the other guy: "No, but I can run faster than you."

10-30-11, 09:59 AM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,604 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Good joke Got told this one on the phone today, I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. Two men walk through the Serengeti, when some hundred meters away a big hungry lion jumps up from behind a bush and starts running at them. The one guy immediately wants to turn and run away in panic, but the other guy, in all calmness, sits down, opens his Rucksack, gets two jogging shoes out and starts to take them on his feet. Asks the first guy in disbelief: "You really think you can out-run the lion just because you wear those jogging-shoes...?" Says the other guy: "No, but I can run faster than you." __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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