Said by the little ones

[mapuc]

We all have one or more of thise little ones in our family and we all have had some good laugh when they say something serious, in a funny way.

I have some remembrance from my niece who's 6 years old

1 We was at the cementery(put some flower on my dad's grave), when she suddenly said:
Those people who's laying here, are so much dead

2. Mom I think you should take on your bra, 'cos they sounds like doink i doink.

More to come as I remember them or my little sister does.

Markus

[Sailor Steve]

First dirty joke. My elder daughter (now 31) was only three or so when she walked up to me and stood patiently waiting until I put down my book. When I looked at her she suddenly shouted "Daddy POOPIE HEAD!" and ran off giggling.

Part of me wanted to say "We don't say things like that!" The other part was too busy trying not to laugh.

[Diopos]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Part of me wanted to say "We don't say things like that!" The other part was too busy trying not to laugh.

Good thing we still have the "other part"!



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[razark]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Part of me wanted to say "We don't say things like that!" The other part was too busy trying not to laugh.

Sometimes, you just have to wait until you stop laughing long enough to yell at them.

One of my favorites was the time I had to repeatedly tell my son to do something. Don't even remember what it was. Finally, I was getting a bit annoyed. I said something, and the six year old looks at me and calmly says, "What do you expect, I'm a kid."

[Penguin]

My story is analogue to Steve's:

I was at a friend's bbq, and I was sitting next to their child, my 3 year old friend who adores me basically because we have the same mindset. I was just eating and chatting, when suddenly the little guy next to me shouts out, half into my direction, half to his mom, who sat across the table: " I'll do a turd on mommy's head!"
I turned my head away and bit on my cheeks not to burst out laughing, as this would have encouraged him. Gladly his mom took him with her inside for a talk, so I could finally explode with laughter.
The German word he said, makes it even funnier in relation to the bbq, as he said literally: "I'll make a poo-sausage"

What's up with 3yr olds and poo?

[RickC Sniper]

My eldest son was a toddler (3 or 4)

He, my wife and I were making our way through a department store and our route took us past women's undergarments.
The boy was riding in the shopping cart and found himself being pushed past an entire wall of bra's.
He stood up, pointed at the wall, and shouted, or rather exclaimed:
Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

The wife and I just kind of sulked our way toward the exit.

[RickC Sniper]

Originally Posted by Penguin

What's up with 3yr olds and poo?

At age 3, poop is fascinating. You don't remember?

[Penguin]

Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

At age 3, poop is fascinating. You don't remember?

no, not really - but my mom told me that I loved chocolate covered raisins as a toddler, and I was on a meadow where rabbits used to be and do what they do, and I got confused a little... - but she said I spat it out!

[nikimcbee]

He stood up, pointed at the wall, and shouted, or rather exclaimed:
Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

Wait, who said that? You or your son?

second point, I didn't know your were Dowly's dad.

[RickC Sniper]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I didn't know your were Dowly's dad.

[Osmium Steele]

Here's two from my eldest, now 18 yrs. of age.

1. At 3 years old, she played outside in the fenced in back yard. She had a thing for taking all of her clothes off on the patio and playing naked.

I called her back inside and told her never to take her clothes off outside again. She agreed and went back out to play, clothed.

10 minutes later, I look outside and she is naked again! I go out to the back deck and say, "Catherine, I told you not to take your clothes off outside again!"

She says, "But dad, I took them off inside!"


2. She is now 4 years old, and we have a mouse in the house. I get a couple standard snap-type traps and put one in the kitchen.
I demonstrate to her how it works and warn her, with my serious "dad" face, not to touch it or it will hurt her hand and maybe break her fingers.
She promises not to touch it and goes back to her room.

I set the trap, go back to my office, sit in my chair and star counting.

Before I get to thirty, there is a loud "SNAP!" followed by the most horrified scream you've ever heard, but no crying. I laugh silently all the way to the kitchen to find her in the opposite corner from the trap, staring at it like it betrayed her!

Yes, it caught her, but no injuries.

[Herr-Berbunch]

My little girl, three on Thursday, cannot say 'C/K/Qu' sounds but instead uses 'T' - it's quite normal for her to call her brother Torey (Corey) or want some Teese (Cheese) but hilarious when she says what a duck says.

Amazing how even though you curb your language around little ones they soon pick up on the one time you say something you shouldn't and repeat it at the most inopportune moments! But it does sound funny/cute!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Osmium Steele

"But dad, I took them off inside!"

You can't beat the logic of a four-year-old.



This isn't about what my daughter said, but how at that age they don't quite get the concept, and how mean daddy can be.

Again when Bethany was four, she hadn't quite figured out that if you're going to play one parent off of the other, you should get them alone first. My wife was in the kitchen, and I was sitting at the table, not three feet away. Bethany went up to her mother and said "Mommy, can I have ice cream?"

She said "Not right now, honey". So without missing a beat Bethany immediately turned to me and said "Daddy, can I have ice cream?"

I'm just too mean. Did I say "Not right now," or even "What did your mother just say?" No, I looked her in the eye and said "I don't know...why don't you go ask Mommy."

She stared at me for a full ten seconds, then wandered off, apparently trying to figure out what went wrong with her plan.