D@mn, I shoulda married Tiger

nikimcbee · 12-03-09, 12:51 AM

wow, with a payout like that, where do I sign up?

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods...2.1346199.html

With money like that, I could fly to Neal's house every monday so I could tease him about the raiders.

TarJak · 12-03-09, 12:58 AM

Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.

nikimcbee · 12-03-09, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.

I was next in line when they closed the gate!

There goes the big payout.

TarJak · 12-03-09, 01:32 AM

Ah well a day late and a dollar short eh?

stabiz · 12-03-09, 05:40 AM

I dont understand why superstars ever get married, I know my theoretical marriage as a theoretical superstar would end in tears, as there is no way i would be able to withstand the temptations.

Torplexed · 12-03-09, 06:14 AM

Golfers...they're born swingers.

Going by their Christmas photo for this year, Tiger's image is indeed a bit tattered....

HunterICX · 12-03-09, 06:15 AM

Nice!

HunterICX

AVGWarhawk · 12-03-09, 08:36 AM

Get'in more than the old golf balls polished and seeing if his shaft is straight on the club.

For a guy who has done a lot to keep his image clean certainly went the entire opposite direction.

SteamWake · 12-03-09, 08:48 AM

Why wont this story just go away..

This is nothing you dont see in any trailer park or walmart on a friday night.

Its just that its a celibrity.

Really who gives a crap.

AVGWarhawk · 12-03-09, 08:56 AM

Because generally speaking the public like to see celebrities fall from grace. Something mental about it all really.

Torvald Von Mansee · 12-03-09, 02:56 PM

*DROOL*

Yes, a Tiger is quite sexy!!!

Onkel Neal · 12-03-09, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

wow, with a payout like that, where do I sign up?

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods...2.1346199.html

With money like that, I could fly to Neal's house every monday so I could tease him about the raiders.

For that money you could buy me a nice house in Seattle and then just walk over.

Jimbuna · 12-03-09, 06:05 PM

This could end up being one of the worlds most costliest shags/transgressions

TarJak · 12-03-09, 08:40 PM

What do you mean one? From what I've read the girlie from Vegas was around for several months and there are apparently others yet to come out of the woodwork. Seems O'l niki missed out big time.

Jimbuna · 12-04-09, 01:07 PM

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

12-03-09, 12:51 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	D@mn, I shoulda married Tiger wow, with a payout like that, where do I sign up? http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods...2.1346199.html With money like that, I could fly to Neal's house every monday so I could tease him about the raiders. __________________

12-03-09, 05:40 AM	#5
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	I dont understand why superstars ever get married, I know my theoretical marriage as a theoretical superstar would end in tears, as there is no way i would be able to withstand the temptations. __________________

12-03-09, 06:15 AM	#7
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Nice! HunterICX __________________

12-03-09, 08:36 AM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Get'in more than the old golf balls polished and seeing if his shaft is straight on the club. For a guy who has done a lot to keep his image clean certainly went the entire opposite direction. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-03-09, 08:48 AM	#9
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Why wont this story just go away.. This is nothing you dont see in any trailer park or walmart on a friday night. Its just that its a celibrity. Really who gives a crap. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

12-03-09, 12:58 AM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.

12-03-09, 01:32 AM	#4
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Ah well a day late and a dollar short eh?

12-03-09, 06:14 AM	#6
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Golfers...they're born swingers. Going by their Christmas photo for this year, Tiger's image is indeed a bit tattered....

12-03-09, 08:56 AM	#10
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Because generally speaking the public like to see celebrities fall from grace. Something mental about it all really. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-03-09, 02:56 PM	#11
Torvald Von Mansee Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CA4528 Posts: 1,693 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	DROOL Yes, a Tiger is quite sexy!!! __________________ "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you" - Leon Trotsky

12-03-09, 06:05 PM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	This could end up being one of the worlds most costliest shags/transgressions __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-03-09, 08:40 PM	#14
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	What do you mean one? From what I've read the girlie from Vegas was around for several months and there are apparently others yet to come out of the woodwork. Seems O'l niki missed out big time.

12-04-09, 01:07 PM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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