Why women cannot run amok

Skybird · 10-27-09, 07:11 PM

- Running amok? they even cannot normally walk with those high heels!

- Before they finally would have found that gun in their handbag, everything already would be over and the police would have moved in!

- They wouldn't find the place.

- In times of stress, they tend to suffer their migraine.

- They are afraid that newspapers would publish their true age afterwards.

- Women don't call it an "amok run", but "summer sale".

- They don't find a dress that fits that red.

- One cannot shoot a gun and type a SIM into the cellphone at the same time.

- They don't find a parking lot.

- they don't fit into the parking lot.

- Calorie tables don't list "1 hour amok run".

- If it gets down to the real nitty-gritty, they get a headache.

- Sudden wish for having children.

10-27-09, 07:11 PM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,604 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Why women cannot run amok - Running amok? they even cannot normally walk with those high heels! - Before they finally would have found that gun in their handbag, everything already would be over and the police would have moved in! - They wouldn't find the place. - In times of stress, they tend to suffer their migraine. - They are afraid that newspapers would publish their true age afterwards. - Women don't call it an "amok run", but "summer sale". - They don't find a dress that fits that red. - One cannot shoot a gun and type a SIM into the cellphone at the same time. - They don't find a parking lot. - they don't fit into the parking lot. - Calorie tables don't list "1 hour amok run". - If it gets down to the real nitty-gritty, they get a headache. - Sudden wish for having children. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 10-27-09 at 07:35 PM.

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