Just in Time to Prevent Mass Suicide?

Brag · 04-06-09, 04:50 PM

Hullo, you all!

Good thing I logged in today and saw the I MISS BALZ!!!! thread.
I'd hate to see all the Balzfans do the mass sepuko hoochie woochie.

Take a deep breath and know all is well, we will still win the war.

I've been a touch discombuberated after the move to Chile and distracted by such stupid things like finding an apartment and getting some stuff called furniture. I have also done some serious porching from my balcony absorbing pisco sours and Havana Club.

On the down side, my laptop is a Bernard-built weakling with Bernard-vista and no umph to run even stock SH-3.

So I will have to fictionalize future Balz adventures.

Give me a few days and we will have Balz back on active duty.

As far as Chile goes, it's grrreat, once I get a decent computer to GWX, it will be perfect.

Saludos, amigos

Brag

Laufen zum Ziel · 04-06-09, 05:59 PM

Great to hear from you. The balcony and cubes sound great.

onelifecrisis · 04-07-09, 12:54 AM

that made me lol
wb Brag/Balz

bookworm_020 · 04-07-09, 01:06 AM

Nice to know that baz hasn't been lost at sea!

Jimbuna · 04-07-09, 03:46 AM

Good to hear from you Brag

papa_smurf · 04-07-09, 04:43 AM

Glad to hear from you

, and i'm sure we won't mind fictional Balz stories

Sailor Steve · 04-07-09, 10:53 AM

Just in time?

I've killed myself twice already!

No, thrice!

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Graf Paper · 04-07-09, 06:29 PM

(speaking in sepulchral tones from beyond

)

Welcome back Brag! Goodness but you have been sorely missed!

Now that I know where you've gone off to, my tortured spirit can haunt you for the rest of your days, nagging you for more Balz stories.

Those Balz stories and your screwball sense of humor were the highlight of my day, Brag. With your return, these days will be a bit more fun around here!

With all sincerity and from the bottom of my heart, welcome back and well met, indeed!

Well, back to work...

*WOOOOOO! BOOGA-BOOGA!*

Ramstone · 04-07-09, 10:10 PM

That coastline is HUGE, how will you ever patrol it.

Brag · 04-09-09, 10:15 AM

Thanks for the welcome-backs

I see S.Steve snuck in another beeday (I don't mean bidet

).

You can lowkey the funerial moans, I'm working on another Balzography. So it'd coming out shortly.

Oneshot/Onekill · 04-09-09, 11:00 PM

Someone will have to hold my hand and explain to me who is Balz?

Sailor Steve · 04-10-09, 11:54 AM

Who is the great hero of the kriegsmarine? The one-and-only hoochie-woochie king? The darling of German womanhood? The man the powers-that-be should be listening to if they want to have any chance of winning the war? The legend in his own mind?

Follow the link. Go to the bottom of page four and read them all backwards. It's only fitting that we must do it that way.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sear...earchid=530790

Pioneer · 04-10-09, 04:57 PM

Brag, I may have missed it.
What took you out of your upstairs chateau to "strewth look at those craggy cliffs"?

(Please dear God don't let it be a woman.)

Oneshot/Onekill · 04-12-09, 02:05 AM

Thanks Steve. Once again, i'm a day late and a dollar short. Story of my life.

04-06-09, 04:50 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Just in Time to Prevent Mass Suicide? Hullo, you all! Good thing I logged in today and saw the I MISS BALZ!!!! thread. I'd hate to see all the Balzfans do the mass sepuko hoochie woochie. Take a deep breath and know all is well, we will still win the war. I've been a touch discombuberated after the move to Chile and distracted by such stupid things like finding an apartment and getting some stuff called furniture. I have also done some serious porching from my balcony absorbing pisco sours and Havana Club. On the down side, my laptop is a Bernard-built weakling with Bernard-vista and no umph to run even stock SH-3. So I will have to fictionalize future Balz adventures. Give me a few days and we will have Balz back on active duty. As far as Chile goes, it's grrreat, once I get a decent computer to GWX, it will be perfect. Saludos, amigos Brag __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

04-06-09, 05:59 PM	#2
Laufen zum Ziel Eternal Patrol Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Hiding on the bottom Posts: 1,783 Downloads: 853 Uploads: 457	Great to hear from you. The balcony and cubes sound great. __________________ RIP Laufen zum Ziel

04-07-09, 12:54 AM	#3
onelifecrisis Maverick Modder Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 3,895 Downloads: 65 Uploads: 3	that made me lol wb Brag/Balz __________________ Freedom of speech - priceless. For everything else there's Mastercard.

04-07-09, 01:06 AM	#4
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Nice to know that baz hasn't been lost at sea! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

04-07-09, 03:46 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Good to hear from you Brag __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-07-09, 04:43 AM	#6
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Glad to hear from you, and i'm sure we won't mind fictional Balz stories __________________

04-07-09, 10:53 AM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Just in time? I've killed myself twice already! No, thrice! Yeah, that's the ticket! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-07-09, 06:29 PM	#8
Graf Paper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Posts: 1,146 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	(speaking in sepulchral tones from beyond ) Welcome back Brag! Goodness but you have been sorely missed! Now that I know where you've gone off to, my tortured spirit can haunt you for the rest of your days, nagging you for more Balz stories. Those Balz stories and your screwball sense of humor were the highlight of my day, Brag. With your return, these days will be a bit more fun around here! With all sincerity and from the bottom of my heart, welcome back and well met, indeed! Well, back to work... WOOOOOO! BOOGA-BOOGA! __________________ Still sailing the high seas, hunting convoys with those who join me.

04-07-09, 10:10 PM	#9
Ramstone Swabbie Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Yonkers-on-the-Hudson Posts: 10 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	That coastline is HUGE, how will you ever patrol it. __________________ "We don't have a deck gun!"

04-09-09, 10:15 AM	#10
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Thanks for the welcome-backs I see S.Steve snuck in another beeday (I don't mean bidet ). You can lowkey the funerial moans, I'm working on another Balzography. So it'd coming out shortly. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

04-10-09, 11:54 AM	#12
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Who is the great hero of the kriegsmarine? The one-and-only hoochie-woochie king? The darling of German womanhood? The man the powers-that-be should be listening to if they want to have any chance of winning the war? The legend in his own mind? Follow the link. Go to the bottom of page four and read them all backwards. It's only fitting that we must do it that way. http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sear...earchid=530790 __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-10-09, 04:57 PM	#13
Pioneer Stinking drunk in Trinidad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: AU in the USA Posts: 349 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Brag, I may have missed it. What took you out of your upstairs chateau to "strewth look at those craggy cliffs"? (Please dear God don't let it be a woman.) __________________ An AU writer marooned in the USA. The American Pioneer story continues @ www.grantmadden.com Latest publication: Chicken Soup for the Soul Angels and Miracles

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