A Love Story

Jimbuna · 12-22-08, 05:32 AM

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fecking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End

Dowly · 12-22-08, 05:50 AM

True story? :p

HunterICX · 12-22-08, 06:38 AM

:rotfl:Good one!
thanks for the laugh Jim

HunterICX

Frame57 · 12-22-08, 10:55 AM

Good one Buna, but sometimes the woman farts too especially after a dinner with cabbage.

Digital_Trucker · 12-22-08, 10:57 AM

Hey, watch it, I resemble that joke

:rotfl:Good one.

Jimbuna · 12-22-08, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frame57

Good one Buna, but sometimes the woman farts too especially after a dinner with cabbage.

Yep they most certainly do

sunvalleyslim · 12-22-08, 03:28 PM

definitely a true story............

nikimcbee · 12-25-08, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

True story? :p

True.
The question is; who is it about? Mr. Buna, Steed, and or Tarjak?:hmm:

12-22-08, 05:32 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A Love Story A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fecking blanket.' After a moment of silence, ......................he farted. The End __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-22-08, 06:38 AM	#3
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:Good one! thanks for the laugh Jim HunterICX __________________

12-22-08, 10:57 AM	#5
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Hey, watch it, I resemble that joke:rotfl:Good one. __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

12-22-08, 03:28 PM	#7
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	definitely a true story............ __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

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12-22-08, 05:50 AM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	True story? :p

12-22-08, 10:55 AM	#4
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Good one Buna, but sometimes the woman farts too especially after a dinner with cabbage.