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Watch Officer
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Location: St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada
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While picking up my morning Starbucks, I happened to look out over St. John's Harbour, and noticed 3 tankers!!!. I found myself estimating their tonnage, range and bearing!!!
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Chief of the Boat
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When your too frightened to use the local ferry crossing.
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Ocean Warrior
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Location: High Peak, Derbyshire
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When you sart answering " Ya woll herr kauleun" everytime someones asks you to do something.....
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Lucky Jack
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Shouting out ALARM then diving under the table due to the fact you heard a aircraft fly over head.
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中国水兵
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Location: Edmond, OK
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By using your minds eye to look at everything through an attack periscope reticle.
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Lucky Jack
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When you can not get in to your toilet as you stocked piled it high with food. :rotfl:
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. ![]() To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! ![]() |
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Sea Lord
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Location: Northampton,UK
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When your missus tells you "come to bed,its late" and the next time she talks to you after that is to tell you in a very stern voice "I'm getting up cause I'M GOING TO WORK!!!!!"
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'It is not surely known when the grey wolf shall come upon the seat of the gods' Ericksmal. |
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中国水兵
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Location: Edmond, OK
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When you start trying to look for a ladder up to go outside because you have been playing for 92 hours straight...
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Watch Officer
![]() Join Date: May 2007
Location: as far away as possible
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opening window to relieve ones self
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ' We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.' Kurt Vonnegut |
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Chief of the Boat
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When you haven't shaved or showered for 3 months
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Silent Hunter
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Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...)
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When you try to find the missing sonarman, and why he hasn't reported earlier of the engine sounds from the destroyer that is suddenly pinging you.......(then ofcourse, you notice that your microwave burrito is finished....)
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Commodore
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Location: Scotland
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when you recieve a text message on your mobile phone and instantly you think
"naue foumchwauk herr kaleun"" p.s my spelling of german isnt up to mutch Haa!!! |
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Helmsman
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Location: periscope depth
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when you get up in the middle of eating your thanksgiving day meal and say, excuse me everyone, (excuse) i need to go to the bathroom, once you get in the bathroom you pull your map and plain your next patrol.
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Ocean Warrior
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Location: High Peak, Derbyshire
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You have the urge to attach a periscope to you car, just so you can shout "Periscope depth!"
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Watch Officer
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i am at the swimming pool with my children.
they both jump in, and i shout... " ZWEI AALE IM WASSER !! "
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ' We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.' Kurt Vonnegut |
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