Things and people I should be able to machine gun

[Subnuts]

Small children: Extremely precocious and annoying. Also, liable to give away my sub's position if the enemy bribes them with lollipops.

Mothers: May one day give birth to more children for the war effort.

Japanese merchant sailors: Just like Allied merchantmen, but apparently ruthless, bloodthirsty, and evil.

Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?

Empty lifeboats: Just like machine gunning a full lifeboat, except without the attendant morality issues.

Anybody who's skin is yellower than mine: They bombed us first and I can do whatever I want to them.

Inflatable liferafts: Just because the sound of air escaping from them is funny.

Mush Morton: That guy is gonna kill somebody someday!

Oil barrels: Again, what kind of game is this if I can't shoot random oil barrels and make them explode?

My own crew: They might think I'm insane when they see me killing everything in the water.

Dead bodies: May cause a danger to navigation if I don't sink them.

Tiger sharks: May kill survivors in the water before I can get at them.

B-29s loaded with incendiary bombs: It's not fair that they get to kill more unarmed people than I do.

Allied Prisoners of War: If i machine gun them, it will send a powerful message not to be taken prisoner by the Japanese.

Survivors of other Allied subs who were aboard ships I'd sunk: If I don't kill every last one of those SOBs, they'll just go back home and say I sunk them. I can't allow them to sully my career!

Icebergs: After the Titanic, there can be no option except absolute surrender.

The future cast of Invasion of the Neptune Men: You ever see that thing? The battle scene just goes on and on and on... Even Mike and the Bots couldn't save that thing!

Yoko Ono: Bitch has it coming.

[Boris]

I assume you are being cynical or ironic? :hmm:

[Dowly]

:rotfl:@Yoko One...

[fire-fox]

what the hell is this? a score card for the us armed servises patented "frendly fire"!

[Crow]

Originally Posted by Subnuts

Yoko Ono: Bitch has it coming.

Is she still alive , what is she now? 208 years old

[Fat Bhoy Tim]

Death Race 1945?

[Safe-Keeper]

Do I smell parody:rotfl:?

[Torplexed]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I love the tommy gun in cheek humour. Besides any post that mentions Mike and the 'bots has gotta rock.

[Safe-Keeper]

Mothers: May one day give birth to more children for the war effort.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Patboot]

"Grand Theft Submarine:Marianas expansion Pack "?

[Safe-Keeper]

Mush Morton: That guy is gonna kill somebody someday!

:rotfl10!

[Hartmann]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Also we need a medikits floating in the water to recovery hull damage %, torpedoes , and steroids for fatiged crew.

And very important, i want shot down seagulls, it´s an important part of the boat meals

[Safe-Keeper]

Yeah, and screw renown, everyone knows upgraded engines, weapons, and the like are hidden throughout the theatre and can be recovered by flying through them.

Right, Luke?


I think the best batteries in the game are hidden under the keel of the Yamato, recoverable only if you can sneak past her escorts and get under her - before she is sunk by the Allies.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Boris

I assume you are being cynical or ironic? :hmm:

More like just silly.

Originally Posted by Hartmann

Also we need a medikits floating in the water to recovery hull damage %, torpedoes , and steroids for fatiged crew.

Not to mention power-ups. Run over that green crate and for the next 10 minutes your deck gun shells become as powerful as torpedoes!

[Onkel Neal]

Subnuts, if you wrote that, you are genius. Thanks for the laughs