Time for another caption contest!

Safe-Keeper · 11-27-06, 02:42 PM

After seriously mis-placing Stavanger while working on adding it to NorOps, I ended up with the picture below. Rather than feeling stupid at how I hadn't previewed my harbour placement in the editor prior to launching the game

, I thought, hey, let's see what the community makes of it.

Hence, caption contest!

More info:

I'll let the caption contest run for two weeks, after which three winners will be chosen.
With "caption" I mean captions, monologue, dialogue, other form of communication, or a combination of the above:p.
Post your submission as an edit of the image or as text only.
No prizes, sorry, though maybe later I'll have another contest with NorOps beta tester positions up for grabs.

Your victim, sans captions:

Now get to it, people. I know it's a potentially tricky one, but let's give each others some good laughs in these troubled times!

As it were last time, I've got some ideas of my own, and as it were last time, I'll save them until the contest is over.

danlisa · 11-27-06, 02:55 PM

1)"Commandant, I know what Bernard did with that quick drying cement":rotfl:

2)Announcement - This Flotilla has now been converted to a Panzer division. Prepare to fit caterpillar tracks to all U-boats.

Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related

bigboywooly · 11-27-06, 03:42 PM

1) Ok then boys grab a shovel each Bernards been surveying again

2) I SAID DONT PULL THE FLUSH IN PORT - BEEEERRRNAAARRRD !!!!

AVGWarhawk · 11-27-06, 03:44 PM

Has anyone seen the powdered cocoa for our next cruise?

Safe-Keeper · 11-27-06, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related

Hah hah, proven wrong:p.

ECV56_PolTen · 11-27-06, 04:03 PM

This is for "Surface" fans:

Caitlin: Where's all the water?
Miles: It's receded. The wave. It's coming.

Too bad the show was cancelled after only one season

danlisa · 11-27-06, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Quote:

Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related

Hah hah, proven wrong:p.

Just you wait until Seth is online

for he shall launch forth with a tirade of bernard quotes.

Oh, I almost forgot to laugh at your mistake.....

LOL

GraylingSTS(SS) · 11-27-06, 07:27 PM

1. Silent Hunter XIV "The Lunar Campaign"

2. If you believe that patrol report I've got a U-boat base in Arizona I'll sell you!

stabiz · 11-27-06, 07:34 PM

"I know this is a training fascility, but I thought they would at least give us water."

Safe-Keeper · 11-27-06, 09:12 PM

Quote:

"The kriegsmarine diving contest is now about to start! First to take the plunge from the crane into the harbour is Bernard Dummkopf!"

:rotfl:

TarJak · 11-27-06, 10:15 PM

Builder on dockside: Bernard, where did you put that back of quick drying cement?

theluckyone17 · 11-27-06, 10:51 PM

Bernard's solution to the "sink to the bottom like lead-filled cinder blocks" saved game bug.

11-27-06, 02:42 PM	#1
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Time for another caption contest! After seriously mis-placing Stavanger while working on adding it to NorOps, I ended up with the picture below. Rather than feeling stupid at how I hadn't previewed my harbour placement in the editor prior to launching the game, I thought, hey, let's see what the community makes of it. Hence, caption contest! More info: I'll let the caption contest run for two weeks, after which three winners will be chosen. With "caption" I mean captions, monologue, dialogue, other form of communication, or a combination of the above:p. Post your submission as an edit of the image or as text only. No prizes, sorry, though maybe later I'll have another contest with NorOps beta tester positions up for grabs. *Your victim, sans* captions:** Now get to it, people. I know it's a potentially tricky one, but let's give each others some good laughs in these troubled times! As it were last time, I've got some ideas of my own, and as it were last time, I'll save them until the contest is over. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper. Last edited by Safe-Keeper; 11-27-06 at 05:12 PM.

11-27-06, 02:55 PM	#2
danlisa Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 5,499 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 1	1)"Commandant, I know what Bernard did with that quick drying cement":rotfl: 2)Announcement - This Flotilla has now been converted to a Panzer division. Prepare to fit caterpillar tracks to all U-boats. Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related __________________ Last edited by danlisa; 11-27-06 at 03:10 PM.

11-27-06, 03:42 PM	#3
bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	1) Ok then boys grab a shovel each Bernards been surveying again 2) I SAID DONT PULL THE FLUSH IN PORT - BEEEERRRNAAARRRD !!!! __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

11-27-06, 03:44 PM	#4
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,266 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Has anyone seen the powdered cocoa for our next cruise? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

11-27-06, 04:03 PM	#6
ECV56_PolTen Sailor man Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 47 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	This is for "Surface" fans: Caitlin: Where's all the water? Miles: It's receded. The wave. It's coming. Too bad the show was cancelled after only one season __________________ "Let us be proud of being Argentine... proud, even though they teach us to be ashamed" Com. (R) Pablo M. R. Carballo. "We are not here to see if we can; we can, that's why we are here" Grupo Técnico I "Comrades: confidence in victory, discipline, and three hails to the motherland!...Open fire, the people are watching us!" Admiral Guillermo Brown

11-27-06, 07:27 PM	#8
GraylingSTS(SS) Bosun Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kentucky, USA Posts: 62 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	1. Silent Hunter XIV "The Lunar Campaign" 2. If you believe that patrol report I've got a U-boat base in Arizona I'll sell you! __________________ Only two types of ships in my Navy, submarines and targets!

11-27-06, 07:34 PM	#9
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	"I know this is a training fascility, but I thought they would at least give us water." __________________

11-27-06, 10:15 PM	#11
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Builder on dockside: Bernard, where did you put that back of quick drying cement?

11-27-06, 10:51 PM	#12
theluckyone17 Captain Join Date: May 2006 Location: Niskayuna, NY Posts: 482 Downloads: 103 Uploads: 0	Bernard's solution to the "sink to the bottom like lead-filled cinder blocks" saved game bug.

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