Everyone knows that Barack
Hussein Obama is actually a Moslem Marxist-Socialist from Indonesia who trained with al Qaeda and who'll nuke Israel the first chance he gets (with his puppet-master Ahmadinejad's blessing, sanction, and permission)... the only reason all those stupid whining liberals and the MSM voted for him was out of lefty academic white race-guilt... how else could a fast-talking and totally unqualified darky get elected!? seriously, this is the worst day in the country's history! what a setback for the true and God-ordained white power that is the USofA's rightful heritage! but the Lord's vengeance will come and will, it is my firm belief, wipe out this stain on His people's purity and honor!
(edit: oh wait... this isn't a parody thread?)