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A taste of Balz
Lorient 21 Aoril 1942
Hi Hitler!
Today, in honour of your birthday, I have forbidden farting on my boat. Since U 321 is leaving on patrol tonight, farting will not be allowed until we are well clear of the French coast.
While you are eating your birthday cake, you should remember that the farting ban includes wet, whistling, and sticky farts
To make this a perfect day, I have authored a poem for you:
Roses are red
oceans are blue
we don't fart just for you-
Modestly
KPT. Leut.Johan Sebastian Balz
Your greatest U boat commander
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