Ubirats in the bilges...The prequel

[Jimbuna]

What is the star for? I came to the forum today to find that I have one, but I have no idea why.

The Lord moves in mysterious circles at times :03:

[Wolferz]

What star?
Oh, I see, you think you're special. I think you get on of those when you hit the 50th post mark here. It's something Neal doe's for the kids around here.

I am special. Special Ed. darrrrr!:88)
My post count is well above 50 so that ain't it.
Dees Doe's Does.
If you're hungry for a snack... try Dee's Nutz
I forgive fat fingering the keyboard and apeak typo flvently.
Oh, wait. I just remembered that you have that drooling issue.

BUZZZ!
You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!

He's dead Jim. I'm a doctor. Not a mortician.

[Armistead]

No problem....but can you afford the payment?

Yes, just PM me your bank account numbers and I'll make a direct deposit.

[Armistead]

I am special. Special Ed. darrrrr!:88)
My post count is well above 50 so that ain't it.
Dees Doe's Does.
If you're hungry for a snack... try Dee's Nutz
I forgive fat fingering the keyboard and apeak typo fluently.

BUZZZ!
You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!

He's dead Jim. I'm a doctor. Not a mortician.

I doesnt care what your post is...

I see several now have stars, I donts, but I wont one....

[Wolferz]

That Takeda and I are really really special. We won the sack race with team work. So we got a star.

Just remember the old saying..
"If you don't finish first you're a loser"

[Wolferz]

What is the star for? I came to the forum today to find that I have one, but I have no idea why.

Overlord rank maybe?

If this is Neal's doing...how long will he leave us twisting in the wind?

I asked Dear Steve and he was clueless. But, that's normal.

[Armistead]

Overlord rank maybe?

If this is Neal's doing...how long will he leave us twisting in the wind?

I asked Dear Steve and he was clueless. But, that's normal.

I would assume it is Overlord status. I guess now you want me bowing before you and kissing your hand like you're the Pope or King?

Yes Lord Wolferz, you're always right.....ain't gonna happen.

[Onkel Neal]

Stars? What stars? How about a screenshot. Using MS Paint if possible, don't blow my mind with fancy graphics.

Edit: Oh, those stars. :D I managed to switch on the contributor recognition system.

[Wolferz]

Stars? What stars? How about a screenshot. Using MS Paint if possible, don't blow my mind with fancy graphics.

Edit: Oh, those stars. :D I managed to switch on the contributor recognition system.

I hate being right all the time.:know::know:

Stew in it Armistead stew.:up:

You can get a star too. It's free....just $50.00:sunny: or
5,000 pennies.
Financing is available.

Bowing or kneeling isn't necessary. Especially in THAT dress. Curtsy knaive.

[Wolferz]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/PA.jpg
We're not impressed... yet
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/mckayla.png

[Armistead]

Don't forget Wern is my friend so watch yourself or I'll send him by to deal with you..

[Wolferz]

Don't forget Wern is my friend so watch yourself or I'll send him by to deal with you..
So, we're going to play cards?

[Armistead]

I just miss him, he was my first forum bromance. It was nice having someone intailegent as me around.

[Wolferz]

I just miss him, he was my first forum bromance. It was nice having someone intailegent as me around.

I'm your friend too but I have to draw the line well short of Bromance.
I guess the problem is I'm smarter than a fifth grader.:know:

I like the vagina too much and I would cheat. It's the life support system for it that can be a pain at times.:timeout: Especially if you get a unit that is more than a few bricks shy of a load. Wife 1.0 was like that.

"intailegent"??? Freudian slip?:huh: Don't ask don't tell. If you don't tell I won't ask, I won't judge either.:hmmm:

So, you're saying that there is no substitute for Wern,your big strong law man? That's almost enough to make me ......hurl.

Excuse me. I'll be praying to the porcelain altar for the rest of the night.:Kaleun_Yawn::Kaleun_Sick:

[Armistead]

There is nothing wrong having feelings for another man, not in a sexual way of course regarding myself. It was Cel that taught me it's OK to express feelings to all people, including those of the same sex. I thought you learned as much reading the manifesto under the sheets.

Would you like a hug...

[AVGWarhawk]

I love you, man.....

[Wolferz]

There is nothing wrong having feelings for another man, not in a sexual way of course regarding myself. It was Cel that taught me it's OK to express feelings to all people, including those of the same sex. I thought you learned as much reading the manifesto under the sheets.

Would you like a hug...

Let's go with a chest bump and a high five.
Or the hearty handshake and free arm hug. That way if there's any grab assing, I can break some hand bones.:03:
Did you ever actually read the manifesto?

It was like watching an episode of Pinky and the Brain. Full of take over the world plans.
The only thing Celeon taught me was when to ....RUN!

[Armistead]

I actually never read the manifesto, I only guessed by Cel's actions, some twisted commie plot.

Chest bumbs are for insecure men, unable to express their emotions openly. Maybe you're not able to express yourself with a loving manly bro hug without lusting over me?

A correct man hug.

Face each other keep at least 1ft seperation at the waist.
Lean forward, making chest to chest contact.
Wrap arms around shoulders, arms shouldn't go below waist.
Firmly pat with hands as you hug on the back.
Kiss on the cheek with closed mouth is optional.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/ChupaWepa/oldmenhugging.jpg

[fireftr18]

Where's my bilge clean up crew. It's getting a bit deep in here. Jimbuna, Takeda, Warhawk, can I get out of here? I'm starting to choke.:Kaleun_Sick:

[AVGWarhawk]

Far be it from me to stop a budding relationship such as this. It warms the cockles of my heart! :)

[Sailor Steve]

You said "cockles". Eh-heh, eh-heh.

[AVGWarhawk]

You said "cockles". Eh-heh, eh-heh.

Referring to the heart cochleae cordis. It is believed that the word "cockles" is a twisting of the word cochlea. Some think it refers to the shell fish. For our purposes, use your imagination. :up:

[Armistead]

Far be it from me to stop a budding relationship such as this. It warms the cockles of my heart! :)

Let me state, this isn't a romance, but a bromance. We as men must be able to let our feminine side show, but not to the point it compromises our masculinity. An unabashed show of affection for our fellow men through manly hugging is what the world needs. Refusing to do this only shows you're not secure in your sexuality.

Heck, call your best bud over, sit on the couch in manly embrace, grab a beer, watch the football game.

Anyway, good to see Warhawk is with me on this.:yeah:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com/upload/223631937717308153_dDikLFcH_c.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

It is important that everyone be secure in their sexuality.

http://sociologyisascience.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpeg

[AVGWarhawk]

This guy looks a bit insecure :hmmm:

[Wolferz]

This guy looks a bit insecure :hmmm:

And really really hairy!:down:

[AVGWarhawk]

And really really hairy!:down:

:haha:

[Wolferz]

Best kept between family members.
Everyone else gets a hand shake.

We're not like the girls. They hug to compare breasts and perfume. Kind of like the way dogs sniff each others butts.:D

[Takeda Shingen]

This guy looks a bit insecure :hmmm:

No way. He's got the hair, he clearly works out, has guns, a guitar and owns a video game console to boot. He is the very picture of hot.

[Wolferz]

Where's my bilge clean up crew. It's getting a bit deep in here. Jimbuna, Takeda, Warhawk, can I get out of here? I'm starting to choke.:Kaleun_Sick:
Nobody gets out of here alive.
Deal with it.:o

[AVGWarhawk]

He is the very picture of hot.

I just lost me lunch.....

[Takeda Shingen]

I just lost me lunch.....

I hope you find it. And sorry, I think the current vernacular uses two 'T'. Hott. My bad.

[AVGWarhawk]

I hope you find it.


I found it. I need a mop. :oops:

[Wolferz]

I found it. I need a mop. :oops:

Clean up on aisle three.

I'm still cleaning my monitor and keyboard and clothing and the floor between my desk and the head.:Kaleun_Sick:

Sorry, FF. We're hosing it into the bilges. Get your mucklucks and hazmat suit.:doh:
A standard issue clothes pin might help too... so you don't add to the mess.

[fireftr18]

Clean up on aisle three.

I'm still cleaning my monitor and keyboard and clothing and the floor between my desk and the head.:Kaleun_Sick:

Sorry, FF. We're hosing it into the bilges. Get your mucklucks and hazmat suit.:doh:
A standard issue clothes pin might help too... so you don't add to the mess.

Too late, I already did. :Kaleun_Sick:

[Armistead]

No way. He's got the hair, he clearly works out, has guns, a guitar and owns a video game console to boot. He is the very picture of hot.

A prime example of a secure man, able to call another man hot without fear.

[Armistead]

Clean up on aisle three.

I'm still cleaning my monitor and keyboard and clothing and the floor between my desk and the head.:Kaleun_Sick:

Sorry, FF. We're hosing it into the bilges. Get your mucklucks and hazmat suit.:doh:
A standard issue clothes pin might help too... so you don't add to the mess.

You know when you saw my picture of me and my dog, you just wanted to give us both a big hug, didn't you.

I'm sure you hug many men when you go to church....admit it.

[Takeda Shingen]

A prime example of a secure man, able to call another man hot without fear.

We're just trying to make you boys feel comfortable. Maybe we're going about it wrong, but our intentions are pure. Look, back in post 268 you were giving your friends instructions on how you want to be touched. We didn't mock you. In post 273 you advertised how you would like to cuddle and spend the day together. Again, we responded with no derision.

We accept your chosen lifestyle. We are glad that you feel comfortable enough on the forum to invite your companions. We welcome you.

[Wolferz]

I'm sure you hug many men when you go to church....admit it.


I won't admit anything other than I don't go to church. Organized religion is not a concept I subscribe to. I have nothing against it because it does serve a purpose to those in need of it. God's sanctuary resides within me and requires no brick or mortar or money. I follow his commandments as best I can up to and including keeping the sabbath days holy. Reserved for his honor and glory. That day falls from sun down on Friday to sun down on Saturday. Most of the organzed religions don't do this one simple thing. Men have polluted the day of worship to make it fit their calender and their secular needs. "Of the world" so to speak. Have you ever wondered why those of the Jewish faith go to synagogue on Saturday?
Because that is the seventh day. The day of rest.
But, don't get me wrong, I love my brothers but, I have no need to physically display it like the Sodomites.:hmph:

[Jimbuna]

A correct man hug.



You should ask Steve for a link to his post describing what happened when we met in Houston in 2008.

[Armistead]

We're just trying to make you boys feel comfortable. Maybe we're going about it wrong, but our intentions are pure. Look, back in post 268 you were giving your friends instructions on how you want to be touched. We didn't mock you. In post 273 you advertised how you would like to cuddle and spend the day together. Again, we responded with no derision.

We accept your chosen lifestyle. We are glad that you feel comfortable enough on the forum to invite your companions. We welcome you.

Thanks for the, er, support...

[Armistead]

You should ask Steve for a link to his post describing what happened when we met in Houston in 2008.

Oh, I expect some major bro loving and hugs, perfectly normal between such friends..

Can't wait to see the pics, post them here to encourage others.

[Jimbuna]

Oh, I expect some major bro loving and hugs, perfectly normal between such friends..

Can't wait to see the pics, post them here to encourage others.

I never kiss and tell but Neal might :03:

[Sailor Steve]

No pictures of that not-quite-Kodak moment, but plenty of story.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=143186

Some pictures here, and more story.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=129586

[edit] Pictures start on page 37.

[Jimbuna]

Nice one :cool:

[Armistead]

Great stuff, hadn't read that yet. Maybe we could get Neal to do another meet at Charleston SC.

[Wolferz]

As men we kid each other about such things. There is nothing wrong with the occasonal bro hug to show our love, respect and admiration of each other. But, those of us that are flaming hetrosexual know where to draw the line in the sand, l'est we devolve into violence against our brethren for ill percieved intentions. I have no problem with the, let's just call them, eccentric male types( more than likely caused by some accident of biology moreso than wanton choices of odd lust) as long as they keep it to themselves. It's all good.
I have an eccentric cousin who today suffers the consequences of acting on those feelings and he is HIV positive. Probably from sharing needles more than sharing a bed with a same sex partner. Maybe both, I dunno and won't pry into his personal life. It's his life, his business and none of mine. He was raised by a step father who was married to his firebrand of a mother along with three sisters. They all love him and that's all that counts. So hug away fellas and be Fabulous if you're comfortable with it.

He and I didn't see eye to eye one summer day and we got into a fight. He slapped and I punched. By the third blow his flight instinct kicked in and he ran away crying as his mother blessed him down for not taking up for himself. She probably whipped him on top of the beating I gave him.:stare:

[Sailor Steve]

Actually if you read the whole thread (not mine but Neal's) you'll see the whole long story of how it came about. That one was in Houston because that's where Neal lives, and it just sort of organized itself. Not really - there was a lot of hard planning involved - but everybody talked about it before it happened. In 2009 there was one in Copenhagen, and in 2010 August had one at his place. Neal couldn't make it and neither could I, but it still happened.

If you want something where you are you'll have to start the ball rolling yourself. Outside of Houston Neal doesn't take a big part in the planning, as far as I know. That's your job. :sunny:

[AVGWarhawk]

Where is the picture of Jim drooling as he is sleeping?

[Sailor Steve]

Wasn't Jim, it was Tarjak.

Page 44. :sunny:

[Armistead]

This one

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/223/p1000139qy8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

That boy needs lots of hugs...

:haha:

[fireftr18]

Great stuff, hadn't read that yet. Maybe we could get Neal to do another meet at Charleston SC.

Charleston is a good one. Nice town, good naval museum. And even a little something historical for those of us who like pirate history.:arrgh!:

[Onkel Neal]

I never kiss and tell but Neal might :03:

Might what? Kiss? Or tell?:88)

[swamprat69er]

Having just spent the last hour or so reading all the posts, I see that the tomfoolery has carried over from the 'other' forum.
I, too have dumped them.

[Jimbuna]

This one



That boy needs lots of hugs...

:haha:

Plus a change of bedding after he woke up :D

Far more manly :smug:

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3798/subsim2008055ve8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

[Jimbuna]

Might what? Kiss? Or tell?:88)

Either or both, it doesn't matter which :D

[Wolferz]

Having just spent the last hour or so reading all the posts, I see that the tomfoolery has carried over from the 'other' forum.
I, too have dumped them.
Did you miss the Abandon Ship order?
No matter. Firefiter will be along to assign you some menial duty task.


You might want to change your handle to Bilgerat.:D
There have been a few other changes in nicks...
Not a complete list yet...
Blowtanks is Slimmy... err... Simmy.
MWolfe is....Manhugger errr.... Armistead.
Wolferz is right all the time.
Wernher is on leave while he moves his billet.

Then, there's the Subsim regulars...

Sailor Steve OLD....pharmacists mate and psychologist
Takeda Shingen... samurai extraordinaire and general Pita
Jimbuna... well you'll find out..
It's alot nicer here, eh?:arrgh!:

[swamprat69er]

How do I delete my profile on the 'other' forum?

[Armistead]

How do I delete my profile on the 'other' forum?

Welcome aboard Swamp, thought you were going down with the Ubiship.

[AVGWarhawk]

How do I delete my profile on the 'other' forum?

You can't. There will be a ankle tracking device mailed to you as well. Please place on your ankle upon receipt.

[Armistead]

Plus a change of bedding after he woke up :D

Far more manly :smug:

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3798/subsim2008055ve8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
OK, you know Curly, where is Moe and Larry. The person that slept in the same room with naked Curly must be really secure, moreso to take pictures of a naked man.

Wolferz, look at that sweet mug, be honest, you want to curl right beside him and be spooned in manly fashion.

[Wolferz]

Why would I want to curl up with a fella that is severely sunburned?
They cry when you touch them.:har:

Please don't project your fantasies and desires on the rest of us.:stare:

Keep the tractor running, Swamprat. We may need to make a hasty getaway.

[swamprat69er]

At the risk of being called a 'brown noser', we do need someone to keep the threads clean, kinda. At least keep them PG21.:D That is the job for the general Pita.
As for the rest of the people here, you are all a good bunch of people to know.

[swamprat69er]

Keep the tractor running, Swamprat. We may need to make a hasty getaway.

14 MPH wide open wont be too hasty.

[Wolferz]

14 MPH wide open wont be too hasty.

Dump the load!:cool: We can make 15.

You never learned to shift gears did you?

[Armistead]

At the risk of being called a 'brown noser', we do need someone to keep the threads clean, kinda. At least keep them PG21.:D That is the job for the general Pita.
As for the rest of the people here, you are all a good bunch of people to know.

Brown noser....

Don't worry, we have 142 moderators in this forum alone. Main thing is to spell correctly.

[swamprat69er]

Dump the load!:cool: We can make 15.

I get another couple of hundred hours on it (65 so far) and I will turn up the pump and go for 20.

[swamprat69er]

Brown noser....

Don't worry, we have 142 moderators in this forum alone. Main thing is to spell correctly.

I kin spel as gud as da next guy.
It's my punctuation that leaves a lot to be desired.

[Wolferz]

How do I delete my profile on the 'other' forum?

I left mine intact. Along with a sink full of dirty dishes .:03:

[swamprat69er]

I deleted my avatar last night and tried to delete the whole thing. Oh well, I will leave it there to clutter up ubijunks server.

[Armistead]

Well, I can clue you in on the Moderators.

First to watch for is Sailor Steve, he can be crustly, ill and generally doesn't like people, including himself. He takes great offense to poor spelling, hates marriage and cats.

Then you have the Samurai brothers, Takeda and Neon. Takeda is like a cat, he'll toy and paw at you for awhile before he goes in for the kill. He enjoys water boarding, sword sharpening and stepping on ants.

AVGWarhawk, he's very secure, loves to welcome new members with big forum hugs, enjoys pictures and mostly a loner. Also likes long bubble baths and poetry.

Jimbuna....think Barney Fife, although Neal doesn't give him a bullet. For the most part he's harmless and takes orders from Steve. He's in charge of filing complaints and feeding the gorilla.

Main thing is not to get on the "list"


Overall a good group of guys.....

[AVGWarhawk]

Brown noser....

Don't worry, we have 142 moderators in this forum alone. Main thing is to spell correctly.

:haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

It's my punctuation that leaves a lot to be desired.

You're toast.

[AVGWarhawk]

AVGWarhawk, he's very secure, loves to welcome new members with big forum hugs, enjoys pictures and mostly a loner. Also likes long bubble baths and poetry.



...

Candles. Don't forget candles. :)

[fireftr18]

Clean up on aisle three.

I'm still cleaning my monitor and keyboard and clothing and the floor between my desk and the head.:Kaleun_Sick:

Sorry, FF. We're hosing it into the bilges. Get your mucklucks and hazmat suit.:doh:
A standard issue clothes pin might help too... so you don't add to the mess.

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r496/fireftr18/hazmat_zps52a4d607.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

Well, I can clue you in on the Moderators.


Then you have the Samurai brothers, Takeda and Neon. Takeda is like a cat, he'll toy and paw at you for awhile before he goes in for the kill. He enjoys water boarding, sword sharpening and stepping on ants.





Wiping coffee off monitor now :k_rofl:

[nikimcbee]

OK, you know Curly, where is Moe and Larry.

Hey, leave me outta this.:haha:

[Sailor Steve]

First to watch for is Sailor Steve, he can be crustly, ill and generally doesn't like people, including himself. He takes great offense to poor spelling, hates marriage and cats.
WHAT? That is the most...the most...why I oughta...

Grumble mumble razza frazza hate it when they know me blankety blinkin...

[fireftr18]

Having just spent the last hour or so reading all the posts, I see that the tomfoolery has carried over from the 'other' forum.
I, too have dumped them.

Welcome aboard swamprat. :salute:
If it was just Wolferz and Armistead (aka MWolfe) it wouldn't be a problem. But it looks as if the senior Subsim crewmembers are joining in too. We need help mucking out the bilge. My bilge cleaning crew can't keep up with it, so I'm adding you to the crew.
:Kaleun_Sick:

[Wolferz]

Welcome aboard swamprat. :salute:
If it was just Wolferz and Armistead (aka MWolfe) it wouldn't be a problem. But it looks as if the senior Subsim crewmembers are joining in too. We need help mucking out the bilge. My bilge cleaning crew can't keep up with it, so I'm adding you to the crew.
:Kaleun_Sick:

Ohhhhh, The HORROR!:o

[swamprat69er]

Welcome aboard swamprat. :salute:
If it was just Wolferz and Armistead (aka MWolfe) it wouldn't be a problem. But it looks as if the senior Subsim crewmembers are joining in too. We need help mucking out the bilge. My bilge cleaning crew can't keep up with it, so I'm adding you to the crew.
:Kaleun_Sick:

As long as you supply the shovel, I would be more than happy to assist you.
:rotfl2:

I have shoveled horsechit, pigchit, chickenchit, I don't think bullchit would be any different. NO I don't need a clothespin.

[Armistead]

Swamp, just be careful, don't forget all the trouble Wolferz caused at Ubi. His first week here he almost got several of us banned. Before Wolferz came, I was loved and respected by all the moderators, now, well, it's iffy.

Wolferz is nothing more than a forum barnacle

"Barnacles are encrusters, attaching themselves permanently to a hard substrate, attaching themselves by means of a stalk.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacle#cite_note-Doyle1997-2):huh:"

[Wolferz]

I don't need a clothespin.

Be careful. Showing extreme masculinity will put Armistead on your tail...err trail.:-?

[swamprat69er]

Swamp, just be careful, don't forget all the trouble Wolferz caused at Ubi. His first week here he almost got several of us banned. Before Wolferz came, I was loved and respected by all the moderators, now, well, it's iffy.

Wolferz is nothing more than a forum barnacle

"Barnacles are encrusters, attaching themselves permanently to a hard substrate, attaching themselves by means of a stalk.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacle#cite_note-Doyle1997-2):huh:"

I am not going to defend Wolferz, but the way I read it, you
were one of the contributors to the chitstorm, too.:haha:

[Armistead]

Candles. Don't forget candles. :)

I'll bring them next time. Nothing wrong at all with manly bathing and washing, but it's my turn to have my back poofed..

[AVGWarhawk]

I'll bring them next time. Nothing wrong at all with manly bathing and washing, but it's my turn to have my back poofed..


I just had visions of Caligula. :o

[Takeda Shingen]

Swamp, just be careful, don't forget all the trouble Wolferz caused at Ubi. His first week here he almost got several of us banned. Before Wolferz came, I was loved and respected by all the moderators, now, well, it's iffy.

There you go again. Look, I know that you are trying to cultivate this new bad boy image to impress your friends, but we are not after you. We have legitimate trolls and troublemakers that we chase around. You are small time.

:/\\!!

[Armistead]

Be careful. Showing extreme masculinity will put Armistead on your tail...err trail.:-?

The only time I had a gay moment was walking out of divorce court many years ago. Luckily I recovered after I paid my, I mean her house off, but I understand why many don't.

I did have one weak moment when I went hunting with my best friend, but when I saw him laying there drunk asleep in camo underwear, Redman chew drippling down his cheek, I just couldn't. Maybe it was his hairy butt.

[Armistead]

There you go again. Look, I know that you are trying to cultivate this new bad boy image to impress your friends, but we are not after you. We have legitimate trolls and troublemakers that we chase around. You are small time.

:/\\!!


Until further notice, I choose to remain paranoid.

[AVGWarhawk]

Until further notice, I choose to remain paranoid.

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q62/avgwarhawk/24791187_zpsc0f69d47.jpg

[Armistead]

No wonder I think you guys are after me...I know you are, I feel your eyes upon me...

If someone ever bring charges, I want a fair jury trial, a forum appointed lawyer, {Steve would be my choice} and Neal to be the judge. If I'm found guilty, please don't turn me over to Tak.

AVG, sorry, to keep my bad boy image up, I'll have to pass on your bubble bath invite, but I'll mail you the candles and poof.

Now, off to do my taxes, another reason I'm paranoid.

[fireftr18]

Until further notice, I choose to remain paranoid.

That just means you have a higher sense of awareness.:Kaleun_Binocular:
Just because you are paranoid, it does not mean people are not after you.:Kaleun_Periskop:

[Jimbuna]

Jimbuna....think Barney Fife, although Neal doesn't give him a bullet. For the most part he's harmless and takes orders from Steve. He's in charge of filing complaints and feeding the gorilla.



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[Wolferz]

What did those pharma reps do to you? Make you dance all wierd?

They're gone, so you can stop now.
Cut the music.

[Armistead]

What did those pharma reps do to you? Make you dance all wierd?

They're gone, so you can stop now.
Cut the music.

Stop what?
What music?

[AVGWarhawk]

Stop what?
What music?

Did not stop to smell the roses either.

[Wolferz]

Stop what?
What music?
Hmmm must have been those free samples.:dead:

[Wolferz]

So, the wife goes with her son today to get his car inspected. It was possible that he would need new tires. They left in the early afternoon and got home around six. She comes in and tells me to go look in the driveway. As it turns out, he got the new tires and a new radiator cap.
The old radiator cap was jacked up and they shoved a new car under it.
She thought I would be angry about it. Not at all dear, I'm not making the payments.:D He traded in his 2009 two door Yaris for a 2013 four door Yaris. Not a bad thing. The 09 had that stupid cyclops instrument cluster situated in the middle of the dash. I hated that thing. The new one has the instruments behind the steering wheel where they belong.:up:
Ordinarily, she doesn't make spur of the moment decisions like that. Saved me the aggravation of her usual hand wringing. Kewl beans.:sunny:

[Armistead]

Hmmm must have been those free samples.:dead:

Steve doesn't give anything away free. I saw you were also trying to take my job, if I lose that, Takeda will get me.

[swamprat69er]

Armistead,
Are you off your meds again? Now be a good boy and go take your pills.:D:haha:

[Armistead]

Armistead,
Are you off your meds again? Now be a good boy and go take your pills.:D:haha:

I take plenty.....

[Wolferz]

I take plenty.....
When you play catch up on your meds. Spins, wobbles, loss of hair and you start sloughing skin.
Carlin said it best...we're a drug oriented society. They start you out small. Head hurts? Two in the mouth. These are orange. The other colors come later.

Are you up to the plaid variety yet?:dead:

[Armistead]

When you play catch up on your meds. Spins, wobbles, loss of hair and you start sloughing skin.
Carlin said it best...we're a drug oriented society. They start you out small. Head hurts? Two in the mouth. These are orange. The other colors come later.

Are you up to the plaid variety yet?:dead:

I was given strong pain meds, but they made me constipated, so another med to counter that. The pain meds hyped me up, so I was given sleeping pills to help me sleep. The Doctor also figured since I was in pain, I was depressed, so was given meds for depression. The depression meds gave me dry mouth, so another med for that. All the meds combined gave me high blood pressure, so more meds for that. After a year of being on meds, my liver was showing damage, so more meds for that, but that caused sexual dysfunction, so I went on Viagra for that.

Amazing all the meds you need after major back surgery. Anyway, I gave them up, cept I hold on to the Viagra just in case....

I've also been seeing Dr. Steve who treats me with alternative medicine, coffee enemas, shock treatment, full body massage....

[Wolferz]

I was given strong pain meds, but they made me constipated, so another med to counter that. The pain meds hyped me up, so I was given sleeping pills to help me sleep. The Doctor also figured since I was in pain, I was depressed, so was given meds for depression. The depression meds gave me dry mouth, so another med for that. All the meds combined gave me high blood pressure, so more meds for that. After a year of being on meds, my liver was showing damage, so more meds for that, but that caused sexual dysfunction, so I went on Viagra for that.

Amazing all the meds you need after major back surgery. Anyway, I gave them up, cept I hold on to the Viagra just in case....

I've also been seeing Dr. Steve who treats me with alternative medicine, coffee enemas, shock treatment, full body massage....

Big pharma loves you:/\\k:.... to death:dead:
Multiple side effects with all of those meds. Dr Steves' homeopathic remedies even more unwanted side effects. Throw 'em all away and smoke pot.:88)

[Armistead]

Big pharma loves you:/\\k:.... to death:dead:
Multiple side effects with all of those meds. Dr Steves' homeopathic remedies even more unwanted side effects. Throw 'em all away and smoke pot.:88)


Yea, I love all the pharma commercials, seems I see a new disease everyday on TV I need a med for. One commercial amazes me, some shot you can take for acne. Course they spend a minute showing a beautiful women on the med with clear skin, then 4 minutes of all the side effects, including cancer, failed Kidneys, stroke, nerve disease, etc....

[Wolferz]

Yea, I love all the pharma commercials, seems I see a new disease everyday on TV I need a med for. One commercial amazes me, some shot you can take for acne. Course they spend a minute showing a beautiful women on the med with clear skin, then 4 minutes of all the side effects, including cancer, failed Kidneys, stroke, nerve disease, etc....

Don't forget the overt suggestion in every drug commercial...
Talk to your Doctor.

Works great on the weak minded.

[Sailor Steve]

Dr Steves' homeopathic remedies even more unwanted side effects.
I don't have remedies, homeopathic, sociopathic or stereopathic. I don't advertise. I don't claim to cure anything. I just answer questions. :sunny:

[Wolferz]

I don't have remedies, homeopathic, sociopathic or stereopathic. I don't advertise. I don't claim to cure anything. I just answer questions. :sunny:

That's why they call it a practice. Never get to pro status, why?

[Sailor Steve]

That's why they call it a practice. Never get to pro status, why?
You said my remedies produce unwanted side effects. I said I don't have any remedies. Now you're changing the subject. What are you talking about anyway?

[Armistead]

That's why they call it a practice. Never get to pro status, why?

Please make an appt with Dr. Steve at our office {the other thread.} However, since Steve answered here, we consider that a house call, so the charge is double.

Dr. Steve doesn't have remedies, but he let's me sell potions, spells, etc., at my desk.

I do have some good news with you, I got your bloodtest report confused with AVGWarhawk's, you don't have herpes afterall.

[Wolferz]

I don't have remedies, homeopathic, sociopathic or stereopathic. I don't advertise. I don't claim to cure anything. I just answer questions. :sunny:

And you don't even do that well so, Keep practicing.:03:

[fireftr18]

I was just over at Ubistupid browsing through the old posts. :Kaleun_Binocular:
Man, the memories it brought back. I know it's just a chat room or bulletin board, but it sure felt like something more. :sunny: We have joked with each other. Shared our good and bad times with each other. Celebrated with each other for someone's good time, and supported each other in someone's bad times. We had our discussions where we disagreed and still came back for more. :salute:
Armistead, Wolferz, Donna, Wern, swamprat, and many others, I consider as good of friends as my actual real life, physical friends. :yeah:
Anyone, and I know there are, that I didn't mention, I apologize. I don't mean to slight any of you in the least. I have mentioned those few only because they are the most vocal on here. :D
With Ubistupid making things difficult, I am glad that there is another forum that we could move to. I wish to thank our new friends here for welcoming us in and treating us so well. :subsim:

[swamprat69er]

I was just over at Ubistupid browsing through the old posts. :Kaleun_Binocular:
Man, the memories it brought back. I know it's just a chat room or bulletin board, but it sure felt like something more. :sunny: We have joked with each other. Shared our good and bad times with each other. Celebrated with each other for someone's good time, and supported each other in someone's bad times. We had our discussions where we disagreed and still came back for more. :salute:
Armistead, Wolferz, Donna, Wern, swamprat, and many others, I consider as good of friends as my actual real life, physical friends. :yeah:
Anyone, and I know there are, that I didn't mention, I apologize. I don't mean to slight any of you in the least. I have mentioned those few only because they are the most vocal on here. :D
With Ubistupid making things difficult, I am glad that there is another forum that we could move to. I wish to thank our new friends here for welcoming us in and treating us so well. :subsim:

:agree:

[AVGWarhawk]

I wish to thank our new friends here for welcoming us in and treating us so well. :subsim:


Ready for that unencumbered man hug. :)

[u crank]

I wish to thank our new friends here for welcoming us in and treating us so well. :subsim:

:agree:

And we are glad to have you.

:salute:

[Armistead]

I lived a double life, here, serious and smart, at Ubi, I was more open and silly. We did have a good group for the last few years. I do see magic, captgeo and moose here, they just haven't found the bilge yet or maybe the stink is too much. Maybe we can get Paul in the bilge, probably the smartest person in both forums. Hopefully Wern will be around soon, I miss him so.....

Fire, you left out Wolferz, so I'll give him a mention knowing how emotional he can be.

[Wolferz]

Back in the Sea Dog pile and start pulling those oars. I want to shorten this Midway to Pearl leg of the trip.

Yours truly,
Captain Blye

[Armistead]

Ready for that unencumbered man hug. :)

Yes....:yeah:

[Wolferz]

The missus just cruised through the computer room and said;Bologny rigatoni. I asked; Is that your new boyfriend? She replied; Yes but not new.:wah:

[Armistead]

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/magazine4338d313236e07e99cd9a099edea34db1cb48ed6_z psb4e4cd09.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

This is his formal attire for crossing the equator the first time. :up:

[Jimbuna]

This is his formal attire for crossing the equator the first time. :up:

Most likely...

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1200/37878905.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/163/37878905.jpg/)

[AVGWarhawk]

:haha:

[Jimbuna]

:haha:

:03:

[AVGWarhawk]

We are still trying to get an explanation for this get up:

http://www.esse.ca/sites/default/files/imagecache/node_display/accueil-img/IM_encan_Evergon_web.jpg

[Jimbuna]

We are still trying to get an explanation for this get up:

http://www.esse.ca/sites/default/files/imagecache/node_display/accueil-img/IM_encan_Evergon_web.jpg

OMG....put the family album away :o

[AVGWarhawk]

Here is the rest of the family. The cross dressing does not look as odd as one thinks now does it?


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aR2_qO7MNqo/TnL8nbD56lI/AAAAAAAAHrA/Ed-ThAeLbE4/s1600/8.jpg

[Wolferz]

The Nemo's children parties must stop!:timeout:

My Eyeses!:doh: My eyeses!:doh:
It sucks when you discover you can not unsee something.

[Armistead]

AVG,

Isn't that Tarjak in the middle wearing the soiled diaper?

[Armistead]

The Nemo's children parties must stop!:timeout:

My Eyeses!:doh: My eyeses!:doh:
It sucks when you discover you can not unsee something.

Things are really getting bad here in the bilge. I know I'm never going to a Subsim convention now..

"Eyeses" ...eyeses, ey..s....I guest you can say that...

[Wolferz]

A member of this crew is showing disturbing signs of a fat porn addiction.

This does not bode well.:huh:

[TarJak]

AVG,

Isn't that Tarjak in the middle wearing the soiled diaper?

Looks more like Jimbuna to me.:O:

[Armistead]

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/magazinee1f1a5e08071253df132df300a8ecacaca97b848_z ps50ce4eb7.jpg

[Wolferz]

:hijacked:

I'll be in the jack yard backing off.

[Armistead]

You can't hijack a useless thread. You didn't cry "hijack" when AVG posted a picture of Tarjak in a diaper, so don't get all uppity now. Sometimes you make me so mad my dentures fall out.

[Wolferz]

You can't hijack a useless thread. You didn't cry "hijack" when AVG posted a picture of Tarjak in a diaper, so don't get all uppity now. Sometimes you make me so mad my dentures fall out.
Momma always told me that we are born with two eyes, two ears and one mouth for the sole purpose of looking and listening twice as much as we speak.
A friendly suggestion for keeping your teefers in your jaw cavity would be... clamp them lips shut.:O::haha:

PS: Learn to take a joke.:D

Oh, I'm on my meds. You?

[Armistead]

Lord, grant that I may seek rather to comfort than to be comforted, to understand, than to be understood, to love, than to be loved... and the rest I forget.

[Jimbuna]

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8679/p1000068k.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/571/p1000068k.jpg/)

[Wolferz]

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8679/p1000068k.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/571/p1000068k.jpg/)

Hey sailors. It's twenty-five dollars, Same as in town.'

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/th.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Too high class for our tastes I'm afraid :nope:

[Armistead]

What the heck Wolferz, am I the only one you cry about when this thread goes off topic. I think it's time the Ubirats elect another leader, someone kind, gentle, able to hug.....AVG for Pres.

[swamprat69er]

What was the topic????

[Armistead]

What was the topic????

I don't recall....

[AVGWarhawk]

What was the topic????


Unencumbered man hugs. Searching for Big Foot. Acceptable attire when crossing the equator. How meds affect your daily activity. The best denture cream. What the donkey saw. :hmmm:

I don't think I missed anything.

[Armistead]

I don't think I missed anything.

Wolfez being a two faced crybaby.

[swamprat69er]

Unencumbered man hugs. Searching for Big Foot. Acceptable attire when crossing the equator. How meds affect your daily activity. The best denture cream. What the donkey saw. :hmmm:

I don't think I missed anything.

Let me say this about that...I only got size 12 feet.:)
As little as possible.
No dope, legal or otherwise. Doctors are little more than dope dealers.
No denture cream, gotta have teeth for that glue.

[swamprat69er]

Has anyone seen Yooperbacker?

[Armistead]

Has anyone seen Yooperbacker?

He's still at Ubi being a moderator, easy job. I don't know that he comes here, although Tambor will sometimes....

[swamprat69er]

Armistead PM coming your way

[Armistead]

Armistead PM coming your way

HAHAHAHA....

No wonder you sent PM....

I'll send you a bill for my services.

[swamprat69er]

HAHAHAHA....

No wonder you sent PM....

I'll send you a bill for my services.

They were pre-paid. HA-HA

[Wolferz]

Nor is anything out of bounds.:D

It's been a load of fun watching this rust bucket careen off rocks as it zigged and zagged its way down the proverbial hill.

If the crew has murderous mutiny on their minds, then I will gladly step aside for my replacement. Perhaps Armistead?

I can only hope you fellows know what you're getting yourselves into. He has a fetish for fresh strawberries and cream. The clickety clack of those steel balls he is always fondling driving you mad will be your just dessert.
Enjoy!:up:

[Wolferz]

Nor is anything out of bounds.:D

It's been a load of fun watching this rust bucket careen off rocks as it zigged and zagged its way down the proverbial coast.

If the crew has murderous mutiny on their minds, then I will gladly step aside for my replacement. Perhaps Armistead?

I can only hope you fellows know what you're getting yourselves into. He has a fetish for fresh strawberries and cream and the clickety clack of those steel balls he is always fondling will be driving you mad in a short time. Vengence will be mine when you find yourselves becalmed in the Sargasso Sea with your new captain. Mua ha ha ha. Hah!
Enjoy!:up:

[Armistead]

I don't think I should lead the rats, my looks and wit can only take us so far. We need someone educated, smart and good with people as well, so I'll see if Paul will come over here and take over.

[Armistead]

They were pre-paid. HA-HA

Let's just keep it our lil secret....

[swamprat69er]

Nor is anything out of bounds.:D

It's been a load of fun watching this rust bucket careen off rocks as it zigged and zagged its way down the proverbial coast.

If the crew has murderous mutiny on their minds, then I will gladly step aside for my replacement.




You will get none of that crap from me. I like things just the way they are.

[Wolferz]

OK, get out your Little Orphan Annie decoder rings. Message follows....



D r i n k
m o r e O v a l t i n e

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/31JNWy51taL__SY445_.jpg

Quick like a bunny
"It won't hurt. Did it?"

[Armistead]

You will get none of that crap from me. I like things just the way they are.

Figures.

Anyway, let Wolferz remain the leader until we hold our next dicktatorship convention. Still, I think Paul would do a great job. Anyway, Let's not forget who started the Ubirats, the great Celeon. Wonder where he is, we need to find him.

[swamprat69er]

You are closer to the sub pens than I am, so I'll let you go find him.:)

[Wolferz]

You are closer to the sub pens than I am, so I'll let you go find him.:)
Our bombers destroyed those pens a few years ago.:arrgh!:
Last I saw of Celeon, he was hiding out in his communist bunker, curled up in the fetal position and muttering birth me birth me

[swamprat69er]

Last I saw of Celeon, he was hiding out in his communist bunker, curled up in the fetal position and muttering birth me birth me

Then he is probably still at the 'other' forum.

[Armistead]

Isn't Cel big into flight sims? Just ain't the same without Wern and Cel, hopefully we'll get them in the bilge soon...

[fireftr18]

Figures.

Anyway, let Wolferz remain the leader until we hold our next dicktatorship convention. Still, I think Paul would do a great job. Anyway, Let's not forget who started the Ubirats, the great Celeon. Wonder where he is, we need to find him.

Where is Cel? I haven't heard from him in a while, even over at Ubistupid.:06:

[Wolferz]

Where is Cel? I haven't heard from him in a while, even over at Ubistupid.:06:

I hope the German authorities didn't discover him and his plans for world conquest. Angela might frown upon it profusely.

[Wolferz]

Figures.

Anyway, let Wolferz remain the leader until we hold our next dicktatorship convention. Still, I think Paul would do a great job. Anyway, Let's not forget who started the Ubirats, the great Celeon. Wonder where he is, we need to find him.

I'd rather be a Richardtator and not a commontator.:salute:

[Armistead]

I'd rather be a Richardtator and not a commontator.:salute:

I like commontators, just add a lil butter, tad salt....good eatn.

[Armistead]

I know how much you guys loves me dog as I do. With tears I wrote this poem a minute ago to share with you guys.

Ole Bear

Ole Bear is black and brown
he loves to bark an run around
He don't come when you call
just rolls over and licks his balls

We was chasn Bigfoot one cold day
Bear thought he wanted to play
Through the woods, hills and holler
but we got tired and couldn't foller.

One night an old owl flew down
picked ole Bear off the ground
Now Bear is scratchn his fleas
from the top of a big oak tree

Ohhh Bear, dog so true, betcha five dollars he's a goodn too
http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/1f5d14e0-5a6a-4b1b-95e4-08de836b6fcf_zps3e4d8156.jpg

[Wolferz]

Old Yeller got nothin' on Ol' Bear.


Very touching ode to a quadraped.:-?

While you're doing that, I'm stealing your girl friend and your pick up truck. I hope you don't mind me dumping that load of five gallon lard buckets in your front yard. We needed the room for her suitcases She does not pack light.:O:

PS: Looking forward to your next country music song.

[Armistead]

Old Yeller got nothin' on Ol' Bear.


Very touching ode to a quadraped.:-?

While you're doing that, I'm stealing your girl friend and your pick up truck. I hope you don't mind me dumping that load of five gallon lard buckets in your front yard. We needed the room for her suitcases She does not pack light.:O:

PS: Looking forward to your next country music song.

I rather you take my wife.......

Never heard of a quadraped, is it a Moped with 4 wheels?

Funny, I took Bear for a walk last night after I wrote that. At night we walk on the field path beside the river. I saw him chasn a critter, in the moonlight it looked like a skunk. Well, skunks don't move fast and Bear just interested in anything that runs from him, so he was nipping on it's rear. They both vanished in the woods, I of course stepped way back. I yelled for him to come, he wouldn't. Then the smell....Bear finally came running. Skunk got him good...

Course I put him in the basement, but started smelling the entire house up, so wife took him to her shop and dunked him.

Worse, he loves snakes, been bit several times. If he catches one, he'll bring em in the house. They don't seem to bother him much anymore, but my wife keeps the dog door locked all spring and summer.

Oh yea, lard, river birch bark and potato grease will pull snake poisn rite out...try it

[AVGWarhawk]

Yeah, keep the dog. Less complicated. :up:

[Armistead]

Yeah, keep the dog. Less complicated. :up:

Don't get me started.....

[AVGWarhawk]

Wolferz...the bills come with her. :up:

[Armistead]

Wolferz...the bills come with her. :up:

Don't worry about that, I'll even keep her bills here, I suspect you'll have plenty to deal with after she arrives. I hope you have good floors, she's not big, but gets mad stomps around like an elephant, entire house shakes when she gets mad.... You can keep my pick up as well, just get movn...I'll have the rest of her junk packed and hire a movn company, prolly take 3 trucks for her closet. She has a pretty smile, but when you see it check your bank balance and credit cards...

Oh, don't forget the dog treats for her 5 dogs.......watch the lil one that looks like a rat, he'll pee on your leg.

[Wolferz]

Wolferz...the bills come with her. :up:

Wait! Wot?!:hmmm: On second thought...:down:


PS: I said your gurllfriend NOT your wife. I already have one of those and I believe the laws in this state only allow one per customer.

[swamprat69er]

:DGuess you are not a Mormon, then.:D

[Wolferz]

:DGuess you are not a Mormon, then.:D

That fact requires no guessing. I met a Mormon while in the army and attended one of their church services. I thought I had fallen into a twilight zone episode entitled "Smiling cult Zombies"

[swamprat69er]

That fact requires no guessing. I met a Mormon while in the army and attended one of their church services. I thought I had fallen into a twilight zone episode entitled "Smiling cult Zombies"

I don't normally say anything about religion, but I couldn't resist. I wont do it again.

[Armistead]

Wait! Wot?!:hmmm: On second thought...:down:


PS: I said your gurllfriend NOT your wife. I already have one of those and I believe the laws in this state only allow one per customer.

I know, but I said I rather you take wife, not girlfriend. I don't think the law matters if it's someones wife...Anyway, she's on the way, enjoy..:haha:

[Armistead]

I don't normally say anything about religion, but I couldn't resist. I wont do it again.

"I won't do it again"

Do you know how many times we've heard you say that the last 5 years?

[swamprat69er]

"I won't do it again"

Do you know how many times we've heard you say that the last 5 years?

Once or twice.:haha: Actually, you've never heard me say it.

[Sailor Steve]

:DGuess you are not a Mormon, then.:D
I live smack in the heart of Mormonville, and they don't do that either.




At least not legally. :sunny:

[swamprat69er]

Ya, you can only 'legally' be married to one person at a time, but that doesn't stop you from having a half a dozen girlfriends.
A little bit on the side.

[Armistead]

Ya, you can only 'legally' be married to one person at a time, but that doesn't stop you from having a half a dozen girlfriends.
A little bit on the side.

That lil bit on the side usually leads to a full plate and a severe stomach ache...

[swamprat69er]

That lil bit on the side usually leads to a full plate and a severe stomach ache...

Not to mention the headaches trying to keep them away from each other. Better to be married here and have 4/5 girlfriends in 4/5 different countries. Less chance of them 'running into each other'. :/\\!! :wah: You just gotta have either free travel or lots of money to jet around the world. :rolleyes:

[Wolferz]

That lil bit on the side usually leads to a full plate and a severe stomach ache...

Not to mention, insomnia, psoriasis, impotence and hen flogging related injuries. If you need example, just watch an episode of The View.:03:

It took me two weeks to get the sound of all that clucking and cackling out of my cranium.:O:

Ahh, women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.

[Armistead]

Well, I've never cheated on my wife, but that doesn't mean I won't let her move in with Wolferz.

[fireftr18]

Before I met my wife, there was a time I was dating 3 women at the same time. Keep in mind, none of them were serious, the dates were just "friend dates." Trying to keep them straight, and not talk about one while with the other was enough of a pain. When it ended, I swore to never do it again.:/\\!!

[Armistead]

Before I met my wife, there was a time I was dating 3 women at the same time. Keep in mind, none of them were serious, the dates were just "friend dates." Trying to keep them straight, and not talk about one while with the other was enough of a pain. When it ended, I swore to never do it again.:/\\!!

Nothing like having a strange girl in your apt, your girlfriend banging on the door and another leaving you a VM at the same time. The time it was all about selfish conquest, as many women as possible, married, single, I didn't really care who got hurt.

I honestly don't miss those days........fun as it seemed at the time.

[swamprat69er]

Nothing like having a strange girl in your apt, your girlfriend banging on the door and another leaving you a VM at the same time. The time it was all about selfish conquest, as many women as possible, married, single, I didn't really care who got hurt.

I honestly don't miss those days........fun as it seemed at the time.

I agree. Juggling acts I am not too good at.:/\\chop

[Wolferz]

I agree. Juggling acts I am not too good at.:/\\chop
And then you met Lorraina.:o

[swamprat69er]

And then you met Lorraina.:o

:haha:My name is not John. :haha:

[fireftr18]

:haha:My name is not John. :haha:

I like your sharp wit. :har:

[swamprat69er]

I like your sharp wit. :har:

:haha:And my surname is not Bobbit.:haha:

[Sailor Steve]

There was a drink popular back then:

The Harding Bobbit - a club soda with a slice.

[fireftr18]

There was a drink popular back then:

The Harding Bobbit - a club soda with a slice.

Was that the favorite drink at a Snap On tool convention?:O:

[swamprat69er]

Was that the favorite drink at a Snap On tool convention?:O:
:doh: search me.

[Armistead]

They need a new drink for that Jodi Arias girl......scary......

[Wolferz]

Well, I've never cheated on my wife, but that doesn't mean I won't let her move in with Wolferz.
Keep the wife please. Send your girlfriend and the dog.:rock:

[Armistead]

Keep the wife please. Send your girlfriend and the dog.:rock:

OK, I'll send the girlfriend, but I hope at your age you have the lungs to blow her up.

[Wolferz]

OK, I'll send the girlfriend, but I hope at your age you have the lungs to blow her up.
If I could wheeze enough air into one of those, I'd have one of my own already. At least it would provide a use for my lard.:03:

[swamprat69er]

If I could wheeze enough air into one of those, I'd have one of my own already. At least it would provide a use for my lard.:03:
I am pretty quite sure that Harbor Freight sells air compressors.:haha::har:

[Armistead]

I am pretty quite sure that Harbor Freight sells air compressors.:haha::har:

Well, it comes with hand pump, but by the time I got it filled, I was worn out and not in mood. I use to take it up to the gas station to use the air pump, but got tired of explaining to the cop what I was doing.

[fithah4]

You mean Wern didn't get tired of the same stories?!?!?!?

:har:

[swamprat69er]

Well, it comes with hand pump, but by the time I got it filled, I was worn out and not in mood. I use to take it up to the gas station to use the air pump, but got tired of explaining to the cop what I was doing.

Are you sure the hand pump isn't wore out?:har:

[Armistead]

You mean Wern didn't get tired of the same stories?!?!?!?

:har:

I"m not sure I know you, are you a rat? I suspect so, but until I know you, you're a roach.

[Armistead]

Are you sure the hand pump isn't wore out?:har:

Why didn't I think of that, it may just need a gasket. Anyway, it's already shipped to Wolferz. She needs a lil clorox work and don't remove any of the duct tape, she leaks...

Anyway, only 60 more payments of $110.00 this doll will be mine.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj48/ZRider/rdimsrdcgallerybritneyimagebritney1.jpg

[swamprat69er]

Nice pair!:up:

[Wolferz]

Why didn't I think of that, it may just need a gasket. Anyway, it's already shipped to Wolferz. She needs a lil clorox work and don't remove any of the duct tape, she leaks...

Anyway, only 60 more payments of $110.00 this doll will be mine.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj48/ZRider/rdimsrdcgallerybritneyimagebritney1.jpg

Does Cherry parlez vous hubba hubba?:yep:

[GT182]

Was that the favorite drink at a Snap On tool convention?:O:

Only at their screwdriver convention. :yep:

[donna52522]

Wolferz, You shouldn't even think about blow up dolls, since the smallest prick can pop those things. :O:

[fireftr18]

Donna, you finally came to visit.
:Kaleun_Cheers:
You know you're welcome here anytime. Don't let Wolferz and Armistead keep you away.
:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Armistead]

Wolferz, You shouldn't even think about blow up dolls, since the smallest prick can pop those things. :O:

:har: I could tell a true funny story, but I would get banned...

Wolferz

I used duct tape for patching holes.

[Wolferz]

:har: I could tell a true funny story, but I would get banned...

Wolferz

I used duct tape for patching holes.


You're quackers.:haha:

[fireftr18]

You're quackers.:haha:

You're calling him "a box of ducks?" :06:

[Wolferz]

Wolferz, You shouldn't even think about blow up dolls, since the smallest prick can pop those things. :O:

Thank you for your concern.:up:
If Armistead didn't pop it, it is highly unlikely that I will.
Then again, we now know why he used so much duct tape.:har:

"wink" "wink" "nudge" "nudge" knowhutimean?:haha:

[Armistead]

Thank you for your concern.:up:
If Armistead didn't pop it, it is highly unlikely that I will.
Then again, we now know why he used so much duct tape.:har:

"wink" "wink" "nudge" "nudge" knowhutimean?:haha:

Well, I use to take her to the tire shop for repairs, but she became so expensive I couldn't afford her.

I picked her up at a college football game. She was being slapped around by a bunch of guys in the stands and landed in my lap. It was love at first blow.

I hope you enjoy her, but she is like most women today, doesn't cook, clean, work, just lays there when you make love.

[Wolferz]

Well, I use to take her to the tire shop for repairs, but she became so expensive I couldn't afford her.

I picked her up at a college football game. She was being slapped around by a bunch of guys in the stands and landed in my lap. It was love at first blow.

I hope you enjoy her, but she is like most women today, doesn't cook, clean, work, just lays there when you make love.

I'm used to that sort of behavior. Shouldn't be a problem.:O:

The one saving grace is you can let the air out without worrying about prosecution.

[Armistead]

I'm used to that sort of behavior. Shouldn't be a problem.:O:

The one saving grace is you can let the air out without worrying about prosecution.

I don't know, she seems to act a lil deflated if you do that.

[Wolferz]

I'm checking Harbor Freight for a good rapid cycling compressor and breaking out the vinyl pool liner repair kit. Should work better than duct tape.

[Armistead]

I'm checking Harbor Freight for a good rapid cycling compressor and breaking out the vinyl pool liner repair kit. Should work better than duct tape.


You'll notice she's missing a left leg below the knee, but I just folded the flap and glued it to her thigh. Bear ate it.

[swamprat69er]

And the best bonus is she is silent!

[Wolferz]

And the best bonus is she is silent!

You like the silent types?

The doll will probably squeak a little or make the same noise as rubbing a balloon on your arm.

[swamprat69er]

Wolferz,
you do know the difference between a barking dog and a nagging wife, now don't you.

[Armistead]

The dog barks for a reason..

[Wolferz]

Wolferz,
you do know the difference between a barking dog and a nagging wife, now don't you.

9 times out of 10 both are usually barking up the wrong tree.:03:

[fireftr18]

9 times out of 10 both are usually barking up the wrong tree.:03:

I disagree, the dog usually gets it right.

[swamprat69er]

And the dog will shut up when you bring it into the house. lol

[Armistead]

I disagree, the dog usually gets it right.


I agree, my dog always barks for a reason and he has several barks, so I fairly much know what he wants. He doesn't bark just to bark. My wife, she usually nags for no reason just to nag. The question is how do you deal with the nagging? My wife mutters, just loud enough for me to hear it, but pretends she doesn't want me to hear it...I pretend I don't hear it, so she'll keep it up wanting a response. I'll eventually ask her, " Did you say something to me, I can't hear you." Course, she'll think I did, but I'll never let her know...Heck, I've gotten so use to it, I now tune it out and don't hear it.....

[Wolferz]

"I will practice selective hearing"....

An essential line in the wedding vows.:D

[fireftr18]

"I will practice selective hearing"....

An essential line in the wedding vows.:D

You say something. Sorry, I didn't hear you. It must be all those years of sirens screaming in my ears. :haha:

"I will practice selective hearing" Isn't that the only line in the vows? :smug:

[Wolferz]

You say something. Sorry, I didn't hear you. It must be all those years of sirens screaming in my ears. :haha:

"I will practice selective hearing" Isn't that the only line in the vows? :smug:

Don't forget "I do not listen to nagging or whining" :stare:

The underlined portion is best said under your breath.

[Armistead]

You say something. Sorry, I didn't hear you. It must be all those years of sirens screaming in my ears. :haha:

"I will practice selective hearing" Isn't that the only line in the vows? :smug:

My wife and I wrote our vows. Reading them now, I should have seen something was up. I think it was a sign the pastor was an hour late that I was doomed. Here we had the largest church in town, she had 500 friends/family on her side, my only friends were the best man and ushers, but luckily my family showed up, all 8 of them.

They finally found the pastor, he was cutting grass. He came running in wearing shorts, sweating, covered in grass clippings. He wiped his face and put on his robe. The organist was on her 20th song. We all hurried, got into position. The fun began when he said " we are gathered here today for the wedding of Donald and Sharon" The crowd laughed, I reminded him that we were Marty and Laurie. Worse, he called my wife to be Sharon a few times.

Still today my wife and I cut up over it, calling each other Donald and Sharon.

[Wolferz]

Sharon sounds like the perfect wife and Laurie the perfect mistress.:03:

Martin Wolfe eh? hence the moniker MWolfe?

[Armistead]

Sharon sounds like the perfect wife and Laurie the perfect mistress.:03:

Martin Wolfe eh? hence the moniker MWolfe?

Er, yes, no, maybe..........

[Wolferz]

Er, yes, no, maybe..........

:haha:

[Wolferz]

Our favorite sailor is MIA...:wah:

[Armistead]

Yea, I expected him around by now, thinking he should be settled. Have you sent him a PM or Email?

Course I remember once you vanished for months and never told anyone. We put out a URAPB on you, did searches. As I recall we had almost had a online funeral for you. I remember putting a lot of effort into my goodbye speech, did a story with SSs in your honor and then you show up and ruined it.

[fireftr18]

Yea, I expected him around by now, thinking he should be settled. Have you sent him a PM or Email?

Course I remember once you vanished for months and never told anyone. We put out a URAPB on you, did searches. As I recall we had almost had a online funeral for you. I remember putting a lot of effort into my goodbye speech, did a story with SSs in your honor and then you show up and ruined it.

I remember that. Wern even used some of his resources to find Wolferz.
I'm sure Wern is somewhat settled by now too. I also know how much he likes to get out and explore. He's in a new area, so there's a lot of discovering to do. He's probably having so much fun in real life that he's ignoring us.
Like you Wolferz, I do wish he would at least make an appearance.

[fithah4]

Yes Armistead I jumped ship from ubi after the site change last year didn't comment very much , as I was getting use to the forums and the basic info for playing and modding.

Although I much enjoyed reading all the antics and jokesters on both forums. Every now and then I chime in with a good jest.
fith :salute:

[swamprat69er]

I just shot off a PM to WVT.

[Armistead]

Yes Armistead I jumped ship from ubi after the site change last year didn't comment very much , as I was getting use to the forums and the basic info for playing and modding.

Although I much enjoyed reading all the antics and jokesters on both forums. Every now and then I chime in with a good jest.
fith :salute:

Don't mistake the truth for joking, Wolferz is an idiot. I don't say it out loud because I don't want to hurt his feelings. I try to be nice to the lower lifes born without purpose, consider it my gift to humanity.

[Wolferz]

Yea, I expected him around by now, thinking he should be settled. Have you sent him a PM or Email?

Course I remember once you vanished for months and never told anyone. We put out a URAPB on you, did searches. As I recall we had almost had a online funeral for you. I remember putting a lot of effort into my goodbye speech, did a story with SSs in your honor and then you show up and ruined it.

The rumors of my passing were greatly exaggerated.:03: All I passed was gas.:haha:

[fireftr18]

The rumors of my passing were greatly exaggerated.:03: All I passed was gas.:haha:

And you really raised a stink! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Wolferz]

Don't mistake the truth for joking, Wolferz is an idiot. I don't say it out loud because I don't want to hurt his feelings. I try to be nice to the lower lifes born without purpose, consider it my gift to humanity.


Insult can't be given unless taken.

It's funny watching your crappola dripping through your fingers because I won't take it.:haha: "you got some on your shoes"

Don't mind him fitah. He's quaint with his Forrest Gump style spechifyin and his Bubba style hair lip.:doh: Just don't ask him about all the ways you can serve shrimp.

[Wolferz]

And you really raised a stink! :Kaleun_Sick:

It's more fun to do it in a military formation or an elevator. The recipients have no quick way to escape it. That's the reason crepitations smell...
For the benefit of those who didn't hear it.:D:D

[Armistead]

Insult can't be given unless taken.

It's funny watching your crappola dripping through your fingers because I won't take it.:haha: "you got some on your shoes"

Don't mind him fitah. He's quaint with his Forrest Gump style spechifyin and his Bubba style hair lip.:doh: Just don't ask him about all the ways you can serve shrimp.


I don't know what "quaint" means.

[Wolferz]

Yea, I expected him around by now, thinking he should be settled. Have you sent him a PM or Email?



It stands to reason that his old e-mail has been discontinued. Even if I had his addie he might not get the message.

There are still some bass ackward places in the Pocono mountains and he may not have access to an internet connection.
Or he tapped his funds dry with the move. Could be anything preventing him from contacting us.

[swamprat69er]

I don't know what "quaint" means.

quaint (kwhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/amacr.gifnt)adj. quaint·er, quaint·est 1. Charmingly odd, especially in an old-fashioned way: "Sarah Orne Jewett . . . was dismissed by one critic as merely a New England old maid who wrote quaint, plotless sketches of late 19th-century coastal Maine" (James McManus).
2. Unfamiliar or unusual in character; strange: quaint dialect words. See Synonyms at strange (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/strange).
3. Cleverly made; artful.

[Middle English, clever, cunning, peculiar, from Old French queinte, cointe, from Latin cognitus, past participle of cognhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/omacr.gifscere, to learn; see cognition.]
quainthttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifly adv.
quainthttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifness n.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company (http://www.eref-trade.hmco.com/). All rights reserved.


Now you know.

[Armistead]

Well, I'm #3

3. Cleverly made; artful.


Thanks Wolferz......:yeah:, you old taint...