Ubirats in the bilges...The prequel

[swamprat69er]

It stands to reason that his old e-mail has been discontinued. Even if I had his addie he might not get the message.

There are still some bass ackward places in the Pocono mountains and he may not have access to an internet connection.
Or he tapped his funds dry with the move. Could be anything preventing him from contacting us.

Do you have any idea what his surname is? If so, maybe do a search of the PD files for retirees and then search phonebooks for where he moved to. I think online phonebooks are more up to date than the paper ones. You know the area he moved into Wolferz.

[swamprat69er]

Well, I'm #3

3. Cleverly made; artful.


Thanks Wolferz......:yeah:, you old taint...

In your case there are 2 'f's' in artful. Meaning you are full of hot, flammable air.

[Wolferz]

Well, I'm #3

3. Cleverly made; artful.


Thanks Wolferz......:yeah:, you old taint...

Taint not!:haha:

[Armistead]

In your case there are 2 'f's' in artful. Meaning you are full of hot, flammable air.


Hurtful....

I thought you were my friend, guess not, huh? That makes you forum fodder. Say you're sorry and I may let it go.

[swamprat69er]

Hurtful....

I thought you were my friend, guess not, huh? That makes you forum fodder. Say you're sorry and I may let it go.

:Kaleun_Crying:

[donna52522]

Well, I'm #3

3. Cleverly made; artful.


Thanks Wolferz......:yeah:, you old taint...

Well you are a work of art...in fact someone should hang you in public. :up:

[Wolferz]

Well you are a work of art...in fact someone should hang you in public. :up:

A pillory would be less drastic, but accomplish the same result.:haha:

[Armistead]

Well you are a work of art...in fact someone should hang you in public. :up:

Yet another hurtful remark towards me. OK guys, that's how you all feel, I shant return here ever again. Goodbye, farewell....I still have my dog..

[Armistead]

A pillory would be less drastic, but accomplish the same result.:haha:

Fine..

This will be my last post. The only way I'll return is for you all to apologize, then maybe I'll return.

[Armistead]

I'm waiting......................

Just remember if I leave, they'll be no more poems about me dog.

[fithah4]

and my wife !....my football!..and I'm going HOME!! SO............

Sorry can't finish that here the big brothers are listening. :rotfl2:

[fithah4]

If you leave Armistead who will keep Wolferz in check?

[fireftr18]

Who said Armistead kept Wolferz in check.
I certainly won't do it. I didn't even try and I won't.
Now I'll just go back to my corner and watch.
:Kaleun_Cheers:

[donna52522]

Fine..

This will be my last post. The only way I'll return is for you all to apologize, then maybe I'll return.

I only bust on you because I know you can take it.

I have to be careful what I say to Wolferz, because he has to have his wife read everything and explain it to him.

I would feel bad busting on fireftr18 after what I heard happened to him. Apparently the other day he took a Viagra without water and the pill got stuck in his throat. The poor guy had a stiff neck for three hours.

Now if VonTrapp was here, things may ease up for you.

[Wolferz]

I don't understand.:confused:

[donna52522]

I don't understand.:confused:

Wolferz, have you not been getting my pm's about an x-box controller for pc? Or are you just ignoring them?

[Wolferz]

Wolferz, have you not been getting my pm's about an x-box controller for pc? Or are you just ignoring them?
Apologies, I've been busy with home maintenance.

Do you only have one USB port?

Send me a copy of your DXDIAG...

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[Armistead]

I don't understand.:confused:

Was that an apology?

[Armistead]

I only bust on you because I know you can take it.

I have to be careful what I say to Wolferz, because he has to have his wife read everything and explain it to him.

I would feel bad busting on fireftr18 after what I heard happened to him. Apparently the other day he took a Viagra without water and the pill got stuck in his throat. The poor guy had a stiff neck for three hours.

Now if VonTrapp was here, things may ease up for you.


Thanks for the apology. Yes, Wolferz is dumb as a brick, it amazes me he found a wife.

[Wolferz]

Was that an apology?

Did the line contain the word "sorry"?
Get back in that pillory so I can get rid of this carton of rotten eggs.:har:

[Wolferz]

Thanks for the apology. Yes, Wolferz is dumb as a brick, it amazes me he found a wife.

What can I say? She likes bricks.:D

At least my dog doesn't dress up like Walter White...
.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/Lookalikes.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Thanks for the apology. Yes, Wolferz is dumb as a brick, it amazes me he found a wife.
Some women are like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEU_5lVjRFQ

[Wolferz]

Some women are like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEU_5lVjRFQ

That's so downtown, Steve.:stare:

[Armistead]

Wolferz, how did you come up with that name? I don't get it.

[Wolferz]

Wolferz, how did you come up with that name? I don't get it.

The name doesn't require you to "get it":D It's just a nick milady gave me whenever Wolf is taken. Which on any site you sign up for, it is.

Do you want the complete history of its etymology?

[Armistead]

The name doesn't require you to "get it":D It's just a nick milady gave me whenever Wolf is taken. Which on any site you sign up for, it is.

Do you want the complete history of its etymology?

I don't even know what etymology means, so yes a complete history would be nice.

[Wolferz]

I don't even know what etymology means, so yes a complete history would be nice.

A fascetious request if I ever heard one. :har:

Request denied.:stare:

[Wolferz]

The sniping has reached a lull I think we ran out of ammo.:yeah:

[swamprat69er]

The sniping has reached a lull I think we ran out of ammo.:yeah:
And it only took 36 pages.:har:

[fireftr18]

We need Wernher to get us fired up again.

[Wolferz]

We need Wernher to get us fired up again.

He's hiding on the bottom I think.

Gotta come up for air eventually.:haha:

[fireftr18]

I'm surprised he hadn't tried to stop in and at least let us know he still cares.:sunny:

[Wolferz]

I'm surprised he hadn't tried to stop in and at least let us know he still cares.:sunny:

He's retired now and isn't required to care about anything.:smug:

Or maybe he bought a money pit.:huh:

[Armistead]

The sniping has reached a lull I think we ran out of ammo.:yeah:

They're probably bored with you. As for being out of ammo, your gun was unloaded like your head when you arrived here.

Anyways, I took a picture of some rocks today, hope you enjoy.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0069.jpg

[Wolferz]

How many of those trees did Bear pee on?

[Armistead]

How many of those trees did Bear pee on?

14 last time

[Wolferz]

14 last time

That's a lot of whiz for one little dog. You were assisting?:03:

[Armistead]

That's a lot of whiz for one little dog. You were assisting?:03:

Yep, in two ways, I give him water and where I pee, he does.

[Wolferz]

Yep, in two ways, I give him water and where I pee, he does.
Man's best friend will always help you kill weeds.:haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

Yep, in two ways, I give him water and where I pee, he does.

He is just letting you know that is his spot. He is cover up your tracks. :03:

[fireftr18]

Looks like Wernher has returned. Hopefully he'll stop in and actually say "Hi" and be a friend again. :salute:

[swamprat69er]

Hopefully.

[Armistead]

I'm not sure that's Wern, maybe a poser, but the guy is posting does seem a lil stupid, lacks charm and wit, so maybe it is him.

Maybe the biggest rat of all will eventually show his fur.

It has been a lil dead in the bilge, if the real Wern does appear, I've got enough material to keep us going for another year or so. Could the bilge sink to even lower levels? I'm visiting in-laws all week, rather being tortured, so life can't get much worse

[swamprat69er]

He is probably all tied up over at the ubijunk forum.

[Armistead]

I went over there to take a peek {sorry guys} and didn't see him. See they now require you sign in with your email as well.

I did notice a few ubirats have been posting a lil there. If such behavior continues, we'll have to put you guys on trial.

[swamprat69er]

You can put me on trial all you want. Another month and I will be jumping ship, again. This summer, I wont be able to keep track of what goes on. Laptop died and I am not going to resurrect it.

[Armistead]

You can put me on trial all you want. Another month and I will be jumping ship, again. This summer, I wont be able to keep track of what goes on. Laptop died and I am not going to resurrect it.

Guess you'll have to be first, that way we can give you a quick trial, followed by a quick hanging.

Hate to hear that.....you'll be missed around here.

[swamprat69er]

I was told long ago that I was hung.

[Wolferz]

Looks like Wernher has returned. Hopefully he'll stop in and actually say "Hi" and be a friend again. :salute:

Where?

[swamprat69er]

Hate to hear that.....you'll be missed around here.

but just like McArthur.....I shall return.

[Jimbuna]

but just like McArthur.....I shall return.

And this thread certainly did.

[Wolferz]

And this thread certainly did.

Wernher can have that effect. Even the rumor of Wern.:haha:

[swamprat69er]

And this thread certainly did.
I suppose you were praying that it was dead?

[fireftr18]

Where?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2034811#post2034811

[Armistead]

I suppose you were praying that it was dead?

Not really, but I can only carry a thread so long and I tend to get bored with people not on my mental level. Wern ain't much, but a tad better than Wolferz.

Rats never die out, we breed and multiply.

[fireftr18]

Now that Wernher has made a return after a lengthy absence, let's take a vote. Should I assign him one of my stupid jobs, or just let him go?:06:

[Wolferz]

Now that Wernher has made a return after a lengthy absence, let's take a vote. Should I assign him one of my stupid jobs, or just let him go?:06:

What will you do if you give Wernher your job?:03::haha:

[Armistead]

What will you do if you give Wernher your job?:03::haha:

Who decided it was him that was to assign jobs in the first place. I fear this is another rat that elected himself over something without asking knowing no one cares enough to question it. I don't even recall how Wolfez became President, did I miss the election?

Guess it's time I elect myself a role or job. I'll think of something...

[Wolferz]

Who decided it was him that was to assign jobs in the first place. I fear this is another rat that elected himself over something without asking knowing no one cares enough to question it. I don't even recall how Wolfez became President, did I miss the election?

Guess it's time I elect myself a role or job. I'll think of something...

I think he volunteered.
I am the president of the me myself and I fan club only. I hold no executive powers here.

Not only did you miss the election, you also missed the five o'clock free crack giveaway. Now your only euphoria will have to come from whizzing on trees by the river with Bear.:haha:

[swamprat69er]

Not really, but I can only carry a thread so long and I tend to get bored with people not on my mental level. Wern ain't much, but a tad better than Wolferz.

Rats never die out, we breed and multiply.

It is not my fault that my IQ and shoe size are =:haha:

Blissfully stupid and I love it.:haha:

[swamprat69er]

Now that Wernher has made a return after a lengthy absence, let's take a vote. Should I assign him one of my stupid jobs, or just let him go?:06:

He only just dropped in for a bit and then he was gone.

I think that he is busy enough right now, without dumping more crap on him. Leave him be for a couple of months more, then give him something to do or not.

[Jimbuna]

I suppose you were praying that it was dead?

No not really.




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[swamprat69er]

I think that the only way you can kill this thread is to lock it and ban all the participants.:har:

Would you really go that far?:D

[Wolferz]

I think that the only way you can kill this thread is to lock it and ban all the participants.:har:

Would you really go that far?:D

Only if you push that red button marked...DO NOT PUSH.:har:

[swamprat69er]

Only if you push that red button marked...DO NOT PUSH.:har:

:har:If you don't want the red button pushed, then why put it there to begin with?:har:

[Armistead]

I think that the only way you can kill this thread is to lock it and ban all the participants.:har:

Would you really go that far?:D

Steve probably would.....I really do try to keep an eye on my speling.

[swamprat69er]

Steve probably would.....I really do try to keep an eye on my speling.

I don't think so.

He isn't that mean to us that can spell.:har::har::har:

[Armistead]

"Where is Wern" I'm not sure of his story. Guess someone told him about the bilge? My guess is he finally got out on parole.

[Wolferz]

:har:If you don't want the red button pushed, then why put it there to begin with?:har:
It's reserved for when Armistead gets really out of hand. Pushing that button activates the robo enema nurse. Nicknamed Roboslop.:03:

[Wolferz]

Repeatedly pushing the red button won't ingratiate you with Amistead, Swamprat.

On second thought, it looks like he's enjoying it.

Carry on sir.:up::haha:

[Armistead]

Repeatedly pushing the red button won't ingratiate you with Amistead, Swamprat.

On second thought, it looks like he's enjoying it.

Carry on sir.:up::haha:

Wait, huh, "ingratiate" what with who, me? I don't know what that means, but I don't think I like it.
However, I have to problem with a good colon cleanse if done properly by the right person.

[Wolferz]

:har:

Ingratiate: To curry favor by pleasing.:up:

[Armistead]

:har:

Ingratiate: To curry favor by pleasing.:up:

If you meant arse kissing, why didn't you say so...

[fireftr18]

Who decided it was him that was to assign jobs in the first place. I fear this is another rat that elected himself over something without asking knowing no one cares enough to question it. I don't even recall how Wolfez became President, did I miss the election?

Guess it's time I elect myself a role or job. I'll think of something...

You don't have to fear. I did appoint myself in charge of jobs. I didn't ask anyone either. :arrgh!: If you keep up arguing or questioning about it, then I'll see to it that you get the most vile of jobs.

[WernherVonTrapp]

Who decided it was him that was to assign jobs in the first place. I fear this is another rat that elected himself over something without asking knowing no one cares enough to question it. I don't even recall how Wolfez became President, did I miss the election?

Guess it's time I elect myself a role or job. I'll think of something...Rumor has it that he was the only one with nuts big enough to last 1 full round in the ring with the Champ of Frostbite Falls:
http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b456/archangel501/Gifs/1f800f84.gif

[Wolferz]

:rotfl2:

Welcome back Wernher. Now maybe Armistead will stop his blubberin.:wah:

:timeout:

I trust your transplant is going according to plan?

[WernherVonTrapp]

:rotfl2:

Welcome back Wernher. Now maybe Armistead will stop his blubberin.:wah:

:timeout:

I trust your transplant is going according to plan?Well, you know what John Steinbeck (:hmmm:or was is Robert Burns) said about "The best laid plans of mice and men".
They told me the new brain was too big so they had to borrow one from one of the lab rats. Tragically, it was a perfect match. I haven't been able to walk right since.
http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b456/archangel501/Smileys/b14ae7a6.gif

[fireftr18]

Well, you know what John Steinbeck (:hmmm:or was is Robert Burns) said about "The best laid plans of mice and men".
They told me the new brain was too big so they had to borrow one from one of the lab rats. Tragically, it was a perfect match. I haven't been able to walk right since.
http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b456/archangel501/Smileys/b14ae7a6.gif

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r496/fireftr18/pinkieandbrain_zps27e6b431.jpg

[Armistead]

I fear now our thread will sink even lower than the bilge.

[Wolferz]

I fear now our thread will sink even lower than the bilge.

Pessimism?

SUSPECT!!!:D

Ok Wern, put knick knack in the paddy wackin.

[Armistead]

Actually, I was trying to make a positive statement, hoping things won't seem as bad as the really are. Course sitting here at my in-laws, I can't say I have the best outlook. I was hoping since Bear came with us, they would get tired of his running in circles barking, humping legs, etc., but he seems to be on his best behavior. Can't even get him to pee on anything inside.

[WernherVonTrapp]

Can't even get him to pee on anything inside.Then, it's up to you.:huh: Buck up! Be a man! Get up, stroll on over to the easy-chair, lift your leg and mark your territory like you're Admiral Byrd at the North Pole.
http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b456/archangel501/Smileys/6d092c63.gif

[Wolferz]

Then, it's up to you.:huh: Buck up! Be a man! Get up, stroll on over to the easy-chair, lift your leg and mark your territory like you're Admiral Byrd at the North Pole.
http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b456/archangel501/Smileys/6d092c63.gif

He has no problem doing it down by the river. Try running their sink over to create a river, Lo.:haha:

[Armistead]

Bear went back to normal, haha. My wife told me that her mom was ready for Bear to go home, so we're leaving tomorrow.....I knew bringing him would get me out of this earlier, finally.

Haha, he's barking like mad right now in the other room....:har::har::woot:

[Wolferz]

Bear went back to normal, haha. My wife told me that her mom was ready for Bear to go home, so we're leaving tomorrow.....I knew bringing him would get me out of this earlier, finally.

Haha, he's barking like mad right now in the other room....:har::har::woot:

Saved again by mans' best friend. Bear will be getting some extra treats now.:D
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/BTinurface-3.gif

[Wolferz]

Well, you know what John Steinbeck (:hmmm:or was is Robert Burns) said about "The best laid plans of mice and men".
They told me the new brain was too big so they had to borrow one from one of the lab rats. Tragically, it was a perfect match. I haven't been able to walk right since.
http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b456/archangel501/Smileys/b14ae7a6.gif

Igor grabbed the wrong brain again?!?!
Abby Normal wants it back.:D

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.spookyisles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Marty-Feldman-as-Igor.png

[Armistead]

Igor grabbed the wrong brain again?!?!
Abby Normal wants it back.:D

What's in your head, I can never find in mine. The sort you must hang with.

Can we get back on a topic that makes sense.

[Wolferz]

What's in your head, I can never find in mine. The sort you must hang with.

Can we get back on a topic that makes sense.

The only sense I subscribe to is nonsense.:har:

If you're curious what sort I hang with, check a mirror. After all I'm hanging here with you and the rest of Steves' patients.:up:

[Wolferz]

Hey Wernher,
Is your move completed for the most part?:woot:

[fireftr18]

I came up with a job for Wernher. On the sh4 forum, I assigned a new shipmate, his name is 21kamando, to sneak on to shore a blow up a Japanese pile of supplies. Wernher, can you accompany him and bring back a bunch of toilet paper before he blows it up. Armistead and Wolferz have been using up our supply to decorate the bilge. I think it was Donna's suggestion.

[Wolferz]

Nooooooo.

The TP is for my bung hole.:oops:http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/01-i-am-the-great-cornholio.jpg

[Father Goose]

Excuse me...sorry guys. I'm obviously in the wrong place. Just thought I'd look in the Ubirats bilge for a second...then I saw the above picture. I'm out of here! :oops:


Geez, that was like walking into a mental institution.... :nope:

[WernherVonTrapp]

Hey Wernher,
Is your move completed for the most part?:woot:No, not quite yet. I'm still waiting for furniture deliveries. I came up to PA knowing that a delivery was coming in a couple of days. Then I got a call advising me that the furniture delivery date had to be pushed back due to an out of stock piece that they were waiting for from the manufacturer. In the meantime, I placed another furniture order with the same company and they called again to say that the delivery date was being pushed back again, and that they would call me to schedule the new date.
That was about 4 days ago. I still haven't received a call with the new schedule date, so I'll have to call them on Monday. I also still have paperwork to complete for my health benefits on retirement and I've been trying to contact my accountant to add an amendment to my tax returns. I think she was away on vacation so I'll have to call her again on Monday too.
I just finished repairing the vinyl fence in the backyard yesterday, looks just like new.:up: Always something to do, always.

[Armistead]

Post some pics when you get done.

[Wolferz]

No, not quite yet. I'm still waiting for furniture deliveries. I came up to PA knowing that a delivery was coming in a couple of days. Then I got a call advising me that the furniture delivery date had to be pushed back due to an out of stock piece that they were waiting for from the manufacturer. In the meantime, I placed another furniture order with the same company and they called again to say that the delivery date was being pushed back again, and that they would call me to schedule the new date.
That was about 4 days ago. I still haven't received a call with the new schedule date, so I'll have to call them on Monday. I also still have paperwork to complete for my health benefits on retirement and I've been trying to contact my accountant to add an amendment to my tax returns. I think she was away on vacation so I'll have to call her again on Monday too.
I just finished repairing the vinyl fence in the backyard yesterday, looks just like new.:up: Always something to do, always.

If you need a hand... I'm most always available.:)

Except right now, I'm back to full time nursing duties for wife 2.0.
She hurt her back taking the dog to the vet after the dog hurt her hind leg jumping off the back porch. The dog is doing better but the wife managed to pass out from the pain and did a tree fall into the floor breaking her jaw in three places and fracturing her pelvic ring. Got her jaw wired shut for her troubles.:nope: One would think it would be a blessing to have the spouses' mouth closed for a couple of months but that isn't the case. Preparing a liquid diet is a pain in the scones.:hmmm:
Women! I guess the wo part of that noun is correct.:haha:

Oh well, it's not as bad as the black ice incident of seven years ago where she did a low altitude sky dive in the parking lot at work, breaking two bones in her left arm and two bones in her left leg. The full cast on her leg made for some exciting days of potty chair assistance and the subsequent honey pot maintenance. It took four years to get her over that rough patch. And now I find myself doing it all over again.
Time to seek out wife 3.0? Donna? anybody?
Woe is me.:wah:

Note to self: Install fenced railing on back porch ASAP!

[WernherVonTrapp]

Sounds to me like your spouse is accident prone, and, that you are a faithful, loving and loyal husband.

@Armistead:
Certainly, I will post picks when it's done.:03:

[Wolferz]

Sounds to me like your spouse is accident prone, and, that you are a faithful, loving and loyal husband.


That's debatable.:O: I'm sure wife 1.0 would choose to disagree. But, that's what she got for being a stupid CU (rhymes with shunt):haha:

[Wolferz]

Excuse me...sorry guys. I'm obviously in the wrong place. Just thought I'd look in the Ubirats bilge for a second...then I saw the above picture. I'm out of here! :oops:


Geez, that was like walking into a mental institution.... :nope:

Here's your program so you can tell the players from the fans.:D

Watch out for Armistead. He's the most unstable banana in this bunch.

[Father Goose]

Here's your program so you can tell the players from the fans.:D

Watch out for Armistead. He's the most unstable banana in this bunch.

I've already made friends with Armistead. I guess that may say something about my "stability". :o

[Wolferz]

I've already made friends with Armistead. I guess that may say something about my "stability". :o

Well sir, to say the least, you're in good company here.
Welcome to the bilge.:up::salute:

Be a good chap and grab an oar. We gots shtuff to shtir. :)

[Father Goose]

Thank you sir. Glad to be aboard. :salute:

[Wolferz]

Thank you sir. Glad to be aboard. :salute:

How's every little thing in the Solomons?

I guess you're driving that dinghy because your sub is being painted? OD Pink?:D

[Father Goose]

How's every little thing in the Solomons?

I guess you're driving that dinghy because your sub is being painted? OD Pink?:D

Everything was nice and quiet, whiskey bottles in full supply, until Red October1984 went berzerk off the coast of Japan and has Admiral Armistead and I tied up all day in an Article 32 Hearing.

[Sailor Steve]

Admiral Armistead and I tied up all day in an Article 32 Hearing.
Me. I don't care what your idiot third grade teacher told you. If you would say "me" in the singular then it's still "me" in the plural.

Ensign I. B. Troublemaker, Department Of Proper English.

[Wolferz]

Nothing like being mugged by a grammar Nazi.:o:haha:

[Father Goose]

Me. I don't care what you're idiot third grade teacher told you. If you would say "me" in the singular then it's still "me" in the plural.

Ensign I. B. Troublemaker, Department Of Proper English.

Me stand corrected Steve. As me stated, me's distracted with this court hearing. :har:

[Jimbuna]

Me. I don't care what you're idiot third grade teacher told you. If you would say "me" in the singular then it's still "me" in the plural.

Ensign I. B. Troublemaker, Department Of Proper English.

You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of..............................................:0 3:

[Sailor Steve]

Nothing like being mugged by a grammar Nazi.:o:haha:

Me stand corrected Steve. As me stated, me's distracted with this court hearing. :har:
Good for Me. I is on Me's side.

Oh, and don't forget the acronym. Never forget the acronym. Acronyms are what hold our Navy together.

You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of..............................................:0 3:
As long as I can fool you I'm happy. :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

Good for Me. I is on Me's side.

Oh, and don't forget the acronym. Never forget the acronym. Acronyms are what hold our Navy together.


As long as I can fool you I'm happy. :sunny:

Looking for a suitable response :stare:


http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8586/smacka1.gif

Ah, that's better :)

:03:

[Wolferz]

Men of like minds...
"I like Me best!"

As for the court hearing and those two yahoos. Just split the difference and make it an article sixteen. that should speed things up so we can get back to playing golf.:cool:

[Sailor Steve]

And nobody called me out for using "you're" when I should have used "your". I've since corrected it, but it was quoted so it still lives.

You missed your chance, ratboys.

[Father Goose]

Me. I don't care what your idiot third grade teacher told you.

I will check with Admiral Armistead and see if he wants to have an Article 32 Hearing to demote Ensign I. B. Troublemaker, Department Of Proper English. :)

Armistead is tough. Red has already offered to give up his command and has asked for a priest.

[Sailor Steve]

IArmistead is tough. Red has already offered to give up his command and has asked for a priest.
:rotfl2:

That's worthy of my own 'lawyer' days. :yeah:

[Armistead]

Poor Red,

I think he'll survive the hearing, not sure I would, glad it's wrapping up.

[Wolferz]

And nobody called me out for using "you're" when I should have used "your". I've since corrected it, but it was quoted so it still lives.

You missed your chance, ratboys.

We're not that anal.:hmmm: But, while we're on the subject, it's Rat Boys not ratboys.:haha: Let's be politically correct though and say Rat Men. If you see any boys here, tan their backsides and send them home.:wah:

Ow! Ow! Ow! stop hitting me bum.:timeout:

[Red October1984]

What the heck is Ubirats anyway? :hmmm:

[Wolferz]

What the heck is Ubirats anyway? :hmmm:

Just the bailouts from the Ubisoft forums.
Nothing to see here. Move along.:03:

[Wolferz]

is a ring tailed tooter.:haha:

[Armistead]

What the heck is Ubirats anyway? :hmmm:

If you're here looking for a Ubirat of high character, it's too late, the Admiral closed snort..http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Drinking%20Animated%20Emoticons/cheers%202.gif, I mean for fort,,,,,,oh, get out of this port
http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Drinking%20Animated%20Emoticons/beer%20jumer.gif


I have to say, I'm not impressed.

[Armistead]

is a ring tailed tooter.:haha:

that carries a six shooter and shoots whiskey cups off hooters...

[Wolferz]

that carries a six shooter and shoots whiskey cups off hooters...

Hooters only serves cold beer and A thru D cups. You BYOWC?

[Armistead]

You BYOWC?

yes, no, maybe...

I don't know, cuz, well....I don't....

nevermind, you'll just make fun of me.

[Wolferz]

Breaking news...

WernherVonTrapp is now a Banian in training.

Continue your exercises my young Padawon learner.
You'll be a master Banian in no time.

:woot: :hmmm: That light saber needs new batteries and we got you an appointment with a plastic surgeon medical droid.:03:
Doctor Nutznbolts has promised these results...
BEFORE

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AFTER
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AFTER

[WernherVonTrapp]

Breaking news...

WernherVonTrapp is now a Banian in training.

Continue your exercises my young Padawon learner.
You'll be a master Banian in no time.

:woot: :hmmm: That light saber needs new batteries.:03:
:salute: In the old "Hee-Haw" tradition, I offer the hardy "saaa-lute". I've been so busy working some final details on my retirement paperwork. Have to send everything via "certified mail". Just sent my Health Benefits Enrollment form after researching through about 8 different plans. I haven't even been on the internet, except to check my emails. Just got my Retirement Approval letter from the state. After numerous phone calls, I finally have my furniture coming ALL on May 2nd (fingers crossed). Seems they waited until last week to notify me that my living room set was "out-of-stock". Had to choose another and coordinate the scheduling of delivery. As of May 1st, I'll be an official Banian/Fenian.:smug:

[Wolferz]

:salute: In the old "Hee-Haw" tradition, I offer the hardy "saaa-lute". I've been so busy working some final details on my retirement paperwork. Have to send everything via "certified mail". Just sent my Health Benefits Enrollment form after researching through about 8 different plans. I haven't even been on the internet, except to check my emails. Just got my Retirement Approval letter from the state. After numerous phone calls, I finally have my furniture coming ALL on May 2nd (fingers crossed). Seems they waited until last week to notify me that my living room set was "out-of-stock". Had to choose another and coordinate the scheduling of delivery. As of May 1st, I'll be an official Banian/Fenian.:smug:

Good news. It's nice to see all that graft finally pay off.:03:

[WernherVonTrapp]

Good news. It's nice to see all that graft finally pay off.:03:
:haha: Yeah, now if I can only find a way to have that graft pay for my health insurance.

[Wolferz]

:haha: Yeah, now if I can only find a way to have that graft pay for my health insurance.

Spent it all on furniture eh?

Send a letter to the White House.:har:

[WernherVonTrapp]

Spent it all on furniture eh?

Send a letter to the White House.:har:
Nah, the furniture was leftovers from the sale of my home (escrow rebates, misc bank funds dispersal, water bill refund, and plain old equity).:03:

[Wolferz]

Nah, the furniture was leftovers from the sale of my home (escrow rebates, misc bank funds dispersal, water bill refund, and plain old equity).:03:

I knew that.:D

Most police officers are honest to a fault. I count you among that majority. :up: It's the less than honest ones and the occasional crazy one we have to watch out for.:stare::down:

[WernherVonTrapp]

I knew that.:D

Most police officers are honest to a fault. I count you among that majority. :up: It's the less than honest ones and the occasional crazy one we have to watch out for.:stare::down:I know you knew that.:03: It's the power of suggestion that I didn't want others to believe.:up:

[Armistead]

My wife often keeps rescue dogs at her kennel. This one is part wolf. I was gonna name it Wern, but it's a she, so I call it Donna. She is actually very playful, but still howls at the moon. Hopefully we can find her a home.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0313_zpsdbf09ee9.jpg

Here is Bear after his makeover today, haircut, nails and teeth cleaned.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0466_zps9943fbba.jpg

[Wolferz]

Bear looks a tad unhappy .

[Father Goose]

Bear looks a tad unhappy .

Bear suspects the photographer is laughing at him. :O:

[Wolferz]

Bear suspects the photographer is laughing at him. :O:
:haha::up:

That might be PTSD...
Post Traumatic Salon Disorder

[fireftr18]

Probably scared knowing Donna is looking after him now!:03:

[WernherVonTrapp]

She is actually very playful, but still howls at the moon. Hopefully we can find her a home.



Here is Bear after his makeover today, haircut, nails and teeth cleaned.

I'm playful, and I still howl at the moon. You gotta problem with that?:stare:

BTW, Bear looks like a nice snack for my puppy:
http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b456/archangel501/lc5_zps0a3d6364.jpg

My other puppy (Akita/Shepherd mix) likes to eat birds, so she might have a go at him too.:D:03:

[Armistead]

Bear looks a tad unhappy .

I think it was a traumatic experience for him, my wife said he whined and fought the entire time, but I've never let her groom him before. He looks a lil funny to me.

[Father Goose]

Bear looks like a nice snack for my puppy

My other puppy (Akita/Shepherd mix) likes to eat birds, so she might have a go at him too.:D:03:

My money would be on Bear against some inexperienced "puppy". :03:
How do you think Bear got his name? After all, he's not called "Cupcake"! :O:

[Armistead]

Wern,

You should let me ship Donna to you. She's a good dog and they could howl at the moon together.

[Armistead]

My money would be on Bear against some inexperienced "puppy". :03:
How do you think Bear got his name? After all, he's not called "Cupcake"! :O:

Bear has some serious jaws for a small dog, but not sure he's ready to take on a German...It is funny, he knows how to make Donna roll over on her back, acting all dominant and tough.

[Father Goose]

Bear has some serious jaws for a small dog, but not sure he's ready to take on a German...It is funny, he knows how to make Donna roll over on her back, acting all dominant and tough.

Exactly...there's no substitute for experience. "Old gray fox, he lay low". :03:

[Wolferz]

Biff Taala says;
"Bear, why don't you come up and see me some time?"

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/BTinurface-3.gif


Eat ya later.

[WernherVonTrapp]

Biff Taala says;
"Bear, why don't you come up and see me some time?"

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/BTinurface-3.gif


Eat ya later.
That IS one, big, Shepherd you got there Wolferz. What'd you say she is; 110?

[Armistead]

That IS one, big, Shepherd you got there Wolferz. What'd you say she is; 110?

I think Bear could whoop a 110 year old Shepherd.

Don't forget Bear has lots of friends, like Ceasar the Tibetan Mastiff, which would shallow even Wolferz whole.

[Wolferz]

That IS one, big, Shepherd you got there Wolferz. What'd you say she is; 110?

I'm hoping she's down to 100 pounds now. We've had her on a diet after she hurt herself jumping off the back porch. The leg has healed and she's losing the excess weight. The only snack she gets with her reduced rations is a quarter cup of frozen green beans twice a day and as many rabbits as she can catch in the back yard. She grabs one often or raids the nests for the little ones, which she swallows whole after getting a squeak or two out of them.
They're disappointing toys.:huh:

[WernherVonTrapp]

She grabs one often or raids the nests for the little ones, which she swallows whole after getting a squeak or two out of them.
They're disappointing toys.:huh:Haah, my Akita did the same thing with a groundhog. I don't know how she caught it, but she grabbed it in her mouth (my wife was walking her) and got one squeak out if it before my wife yelled and the dog dropped it.
I got the Akita on a diet too. She was too heavy (76 pounds) at my last Vet visit. She's usually around 65 to 70, but fattened up too much this past winter.

Wolfgang is 85 pounds and I can't seem to get any more weight out of him, though he bounces off the walls (or yard fence if you choose) like he's got ADHD.
He burns more calories than any 3 people I know.

[Wolferz]

Wolfgang is still a pup and he probably won't gain any weight until he gets a little older and slower. Right now, he's burning off his daily dietary intake.

Our Biff wouldn't have gotten so heavy if we weren't all crippled up round hyere and could walk her calories off. I asked the wife what Biffs' weight was at the last vet visit. She said 115 pounds. That's a fat dog! She got so broad in the hind quarters that her back began flattening out to the point where I started calling her a German aircraft carrier shepherd.:haha:

I had an uncle who raised and ran Beagles. He was a dog whisperer. He used to say; "Do you know how to tell if you're overfeeding your dog?"
"Why, no Uncle Jonah. How can you tell?"
"The dog will have a big old saucer arsehole instead of a little pinched one.":rotfl2:
He would provide a visual by curling his index finger into the web of his thumb.
"But, Uncle Jonah, doesn't a big old saucer arsehole make it easier for them to say hello?":shifty:
"Shut up kid! I'm trying to teach you something!"

[Wolferz]

Zombie apocalypse! :O:

April fools. :O:

[fireftr18]

Zombie apocalypse! :O:

April fools. :O:

This is just the place for both! :woot: :D

[Armistead]

Ubirats forever!:rock:

[Wolferz]

Ubirats forever!:rock:

No! no no no no no Nooooo!(appropriate emoticon unavailable):-?

April 1st came and went without the usual fools errand from Neal.:nope:

Oh well. There's always CNN.:88)