Ubirats in the bilges...The prequel

[Wolferz]

Continued from over hyere...
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=201675&page=10


SEA DOG PILE!

No, it's over there in the corner. The poop deck is out of order and Sparky just couldn't hold it any longer. I guess he chose that spot because Armistead always throws his socks there.

[Armistead]

I thought I shot that dog....

Remember, you started this........

[Buddahaid]

Dead link for me.

Frostbite Falls! You are so dated now.

[fireftr18]

I'm here. Where's the pot for me to stir?
We need Wernher to finish his move.

[Cybermat47]

So instead of one thread the moderators think is useless now we have two :doh:

[Takeda Shingen]

So instead of one thread the moderators think is useless now we have two :doh:

There's nothing wrong with doing what they are doing here in GT.

[Cybermat47]

There's nothing wrong with doing what they are doing here in GT.

Oh right.

Carry on folks...

[Onkel Neal]

The prequel? Lol, sounds slick :up:

[Sailor Steve]

And nobody said it was useless, just inappropriate for the location. :sunny:

[Gargamel]

So instead of one thread the moderators think is useless now we have two :doh:

guffah

[Cybermat47]

And nobody said it was useless, just inappropriate for the location. :sunny:

K I get it now guys.

I have really, really, got to look before I leap.

[Wolferz]

Ubisoft drove us all nutz,
Now that they want to gather our information, it was time to move to the underground. over.

Hey Armistead, what's with the prank calls to my PM inbox and all I hear is laughter? It's blowing up my regular E-mail account and I can't respond because your box is full of all those notes of admiration from your secret admirers. "Hoarder" It's time to clean house my friend. Else we'll send Barney Fife over there to shake his pistol in your general direction. Don't worry about the one bullet. It's been in his shirt pocket so long that it won't go boom, just fizzle and dud.:rotfl2:

To my detractors above, I won't name names, remember that I am now an OVERLORD in this establishment. So, Neal before ZOD!
"You may kiss my... hand"
No, that's not a tent pole in my pocket, I'm just happy to be here.:rock:<- Oh look I'm having a siezure.:haha:

[Wolferz]

I thought I shot that dog....

Remember, you started this........

Did you put Old Yeller down too???!!! :wah:
Quick somebody call the ASPCA.
AMERICAN SOCIETY for PREVENTION of CRUELTY to ARMISTEAD

No officer. I wasn't beating him with this stick......much.

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'm so glad you pre-started this thread. :yeah:

[Armistead]

Wolferz, Ubi leftovers, before I go into attack mode, a thought passed through my brain last night. With all the talk that Ubi forums went to crap, do you think by any chance the real problem could've been.....

US?

I thought best to post this little bit Neal posted in Subsim's rules.

"You may have noticed other Internet forums are filled with aggression, insults, and general immaturity. Check that at the door here, this forum is different. Our members appreciate throughtful discussion and a mature tone. Please adjust accordingly."

Could Neal have been referring to us at Ubi? I was doing so well here alone without some of you guys, I now worry I'll fall back into old habits. I don't want to get thrown in the brig here, I hear it's a lonely place, food is bad, possible water boarding. One member stated Neal has a horny gorilla carrying a big yellow bananna down there, you mess up, they unlock the cell door......and...argh.....

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/trish4242/gorilla.jpg

[Armistead]

Ubisoft drove us all nutz,
Now that they want to gather our information, it was time to move to the underground. over.

Hey Armistead, what's with the prank calls to my PM inbox and all I hear is laughter? It's blowing up my regular E-mail account and I can't respond because your box is full of all those notes of admiration from your secret admirers. "Hoarder" It's time to clean house my friend. Else we'll send Barney Fife over there to shake his pistol in your general direction. Don't worry about the one bullet. It's been in his shirt pocket so long that it won't go boom, just fizzle and dud.:rotfl2:

To my detractors above, I won't name names, remember that I am now an OVERLORD in this establishment. So, Neal before ZOD!
"You may kiss my... hand"
No, that's not a tent pole in my pocket, I'm just happy to be here.:rock:<- Oh look I'm having a siezure.:haha:

Wolferz, please get back on your meds. The laughter you hear is the same laughter you've been hearing for years. I told you how to end that, stop undressing in front of your wife.

[Armistead]

And nobody said it was useless, just inappropriate for the location. :sunny:

Trust me, It's useless.........

[Armistead]

I'm here. Where's the pot for me to stir?
We need Wernher to finish his move.

It's been really peaceful without Wernher in my life for the past few months. Maybe I need to post and finish my series on

"The life of Wern"


I kept your pot and spoon from Ubi forum, take it and go play outside in the road.

http://sr.comps.fotosearch.com/comp/CSP/CSP990/baby-big-cooking_~k10177880.jpg

[Armistead]

So instead of one thread the moderators think is useless now we have two :doh:


Yes..........

[AVGWarhawk]

Yes..........

Not at all. This is the placed for good banter, fun and general skullduggery.

Thanks for understanding gents. :yeah:

[Armistead]

Not at all. This is the placed for good banter, fun and general skullduggery.

Thanks for understanding gents. :yeah:

I know, but it's still useless, why I'm a big part of it....

[AVGWarhawk]

I know, but it's still useless, why I'm a big part of it....

:har:

I laughed out loud Armistead! Just might be the post of the year!!!!

:har:

[Wolferz]

I'm strong enough not to heave my cookies when I smell a dead body, which is what it smells like when Armistead comes peeking in my windows to see if I'm undressing in front of his wife and mine. Yeah, I know when you're there. Got a nose like a Bloodhound... dark in color and always wet.
I can only hope that you don't produce the Christmas play here this year. Poor Zero rolled in his grave last time and Celeon developed a complex with all those gay commie scenes you wrrote into it. Rumor has it that those scenes were written from personal experience?
But, a consumate professional actor looks past those things because the show must go on.:yep: uh huh uh huh.
I hope Wernher succeeded in getting moved. The weather has not been ideal around here for that type of endeavor. It's such a pity that he had to uproot himself and move after becoming a Snookie target.
Her appetite for smoosh smoosh is insatiable. So I can see why.:down:
How did you manage to find this thread Army Steed? ( Stud in his own mind) The Moderator that locked the door forgot to put up the "We moved" sign.:nope: At least the girls will stop and ask for directions.

Wern and I will be meeting for breakfast soon and we will be plotting a way to have Armysteed removed from polite society. The glue factory comes to mind.

[AVGWarhawk]

The Moderator that locked the door forgot to put up the "We moved" sign.:nope:


Done! :)

We try. We try.....

[Armistead]

I'm strong enough not to heave ny cookies when I smell a dead body, which is what it smells like when Armistead comes peeking in my windows to see if I'm undressing in front of his wife and mine. Yeah, I know when you're there. Got a nose like a Bloodhound... dark in color and always wet.
I can only hope that you don't produce the Christmas play here this year. Poor Zero rolled in his grave last time and Celeon developed a complex with all those gay commie scenes you wrrote into it. Rumor has it that those scenes were written from personal experience?
But, a consumate professional actor looks past those things because the show must go on.:yep: uh huh uh huh.
I hope Wernher succeeded in getting moved. The weather has not been ideal around here for that type of endeavor. It's such a pity that he had to uproot himself and move after becoming a Snookie target.
Her appetite for smoosh smoosh is insatiable. So I can see why.:down:
How did you manage to find this thread Army Steed? ( Stud in his own mind) The Moderator that locked the door forgot to put up the "We moved" sign.:nope: At least the girls will stop and ask for directions.

How did I find this thread, I visit here daily.

I doubt I'll ever to another "Silent Hunter Christmas Carol" I spent weeks trying to put that production together, you guys ruined it, mostly you. I think it was during the scene when the Ghost of Marx {played by you} returned for the commie love scene with Scrooge, as I recall Cel wanted you to wear pink stockings, but you wanted to wear fur stockings. The scene really went to crap when you guys were reading the manifesto under the sheets....

I did find the original thread topic... another 8 pages of silliness.

"COMING SOON.

A Silent Hunter Christmas Carol

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/1951poster-1.gif

The epic struggle of one family's fight against poverty, revolution, greed and lustful desires as democracy and communism collide on Christmas Eve.


Starring

Celeon as Scrooge
Wolferz as Karl Marx "with a beard"

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/scroogeandghost2.jpg

The handsome MWolfe as Bob Cratchit
Donna "the Nug".... as Mrs. Cratchit


http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/scrooge48.jpg

Tambor as the ghost of Ben Franklin

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/scrooge53.jpg

Wern as TinyWern

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/tinytim.jpg

Moose as the Door Knocker.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/1951-xmas-knocker.jpg

captgeo as the Ghost of Rock Hudson
http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/RockHudson.jpg



Written by MWolfe
Produced by MWolfe
Directed by MWolfe


COMING SOON to a forum near you!!!"

[Jimbuna]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/trish4242/gorilla.jpg


http://www.criticallayouts.com/images/rsgallery/original/monkey-0214-1.gif

[Wolferz]

Done! :)

We try. We try.....

You're forgiven:up:

[Wolferz]

Those playbills were supposed to have been burned!
Sure blame me for all of your production problems.
I guess you never figured it out, that Donna the Nug was sick of you molesting her during undressed rehearsals. You CAD!

Besides, that wasn't the final Ghost of Karl Marx costume you made me wear. This was...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/the-ghost-of-christmas-present-2.jpg
Cel took great offense when he read the action dialogue for that ear of corn!
Remember he said he'd do it if you ate the corn afterwards and you said "Sure Butt er is Butt er" and every member of the cast puked for a week.

[Armistead]

That's was years ago, I don't recall all the events. I remember the writers went on strike, so I did it alone. It was a very busy time for me, producing, directing and acting. Donna was my wife, so nothing wrong there. I never purchased the ear of corn prop, but now I finally know who stole it off my lunch plate. Anyway, I do remember you got a nomination for "Best Communist Love Scene."

I did try another production a year later, course the mods shut it down and many of us almost got banned, because you guys wouldn't follow script....Remember

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/l_37158_a794854d.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Trust me, It's useless.........
So are a lot of threads, but that doesn't stop us. And that wasn't the reason it was moved, so my statement stands.

[Armistead]

So are a lot of threads, but that doesn't stop us. And that wasn't the reason it was moved, so my statement stands.

Oh, I've started many a useless thread, I have no problem with it. I don't keep up with all your statements, but have no problem with you standing by them. If you get tired of standing, feel free to sit, it won't change my opinion of you.

[Sailor Steve]

Been watching the Grouch Channel, I see. One of my favorites.

[Armistead]

Been watching the Grouch Channel, I see. One of my favorites.

I'm scared if I was smarter, you would remind me of myself, so I choose to ignore further education.

[Wolferz]

That's was years ago, I don't recall all the events. I remember the writers went on strike, so I did it alone. It was a very busy time for me, producing, directing and acting. Donna was my wife, so nothing wrong there. I never purchased the ear of corn prop, but now I finally know who stole it off my lunch plate. Anyway, I do remember you got a nomination for "Best Communist Love Scene."

I did try another production a year later, course the mods shut it down and many of us almost got banned, because you guys wouldn't follow script....Remember

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/l_37158_a794854d.jpg

You expect me to remember any of that?
Don't forget that I made the mistake of falling in with Carrie Fisher and the rest is just a blanked out blur.
I still blame that harlot Jodie Foster and YOU!
Clean up on aisle three. Donna?

[Armistead]

I wouldn't expect you remember what I can't remember myself, you being older. I once believed some things are better forgotten, now I forget everything, so I don't have to worry about some things anymore.

I'm finding this difficult dealing with you and Steve, often I don't know if you guys are being sarcastic, arseholes or just being yourselves.

Don't know who Carrie Fisher is.....
Jodie Foster isn't a .........., I think she declared she is single and gay, probably ran into too many men like you.

Let's see, I forget the rest, something about Donna, but I'm sure it wasn't important.

[Sailor Steve]

I'm scared if I was smarter, you would remind me of myself, so I choose to ignore further education.
I typoed too. I meant the "Groucho" channel. Too late to fix it now. :oops:

[Sailor Steve]

I don't know if you guys are being sarcastic
With me, if the context is joking, I will be too, unless I say otherwise. In a serious context I may tease a little, but I try not too.

Don't know who Carrie Fisher is.....
Seriously?

Star Wars? Blues Brothers?

Jodie Foster
I remember seeing her as a little girl in a toothpaste commercial back in 1971.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oQrEe7gTtA

[Armistead]

With me, if the context is joking, I will be too, unless I say otherwise. In a serious context I may tease a little, but I try not too.


Seriously?

Star Wars? Blues Brothers?


I remember seeing her as a little girl in a toothpaste commercial back in 1971.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oQrEe7gTtA

I'm always joking, why Takeda chases me around with a sword........

[Wolferz]

I wouldn't expect you remember what I can't remember myself, you being older. I once believed some things are better forgotten, now I forget everything, so I don't have to worry about some things anymore.

I'm finding this difficult dealing with you and Steve, often I don't know if you guys are being sarcastic, arseholes or just being yourselves.

Don't know who Carrie Fisher is.....
Jodie Foster isn't a .........., I think she declared she is single and gay, probably ran into too many men like you.

Let's see, I forget the rest, something about Donna, but I'm sure it wasn't important.
What can I say? Some girls just can't handle a well endowed man.
The usual reaction is :huh:fear:huh: and Ms Foster was no exception.
Carrie Fisher? The daughter of Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds?
You got to get out of yer holler more often. There's more to life than pickin and toothless grinnin. Which one were you again? The geetar or the Banjo? Ned Beatty had the hardest part and I hear you wrote Deliverance too. Well, one out of three isn't bad .:up:
Quick Steve. Distract him while I get the long sleeved coat with all the buckles and the dart gun. Be careful, we might have to tranq him again.

[Armistead]

Oh, I probably know who she is if I saw her, but do know Eddie and Debbie. I probably watch TV 30 minutes a week. Course I know Jodie, never been a favorite of mine.

I was offered the role Burt Reynolds had in Deliverance, but they decided they needed an uglier man to fit the role. I do live by a river, walk it daily with my dog, who has no problems chasn bears. Here the river is low, but last week it was 1/4 wide and passed the high water mark of 18 feet.

Least I can still pass for 40 and have my hair...

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0025.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

I was offered the role Burt Reynolds had in Deliverance,



Are you sure it was not Ned's roll?

[Madox58]

Least I can still pass for 40 and have my hair...

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0025.jpg

Who's that ugly Guy holding you?
Or is this the 'squeal like a pig' part?
:D

[Armistead]

Are you sure it was not Ned's roll?


No, Ned was skinny role, I was way too muscular then.

[Armistead]

Who's that ugly Guy holding you?
Or is this the 'squeal like a pig' part?
:D

Please, let's keep this thread clean, pigs are too dirty for me, now a.....whoops, almost slipped.

No talking about me dog, although he is better looking than me. That ugly guy was voted best looking at Ubi forums, course I also came in third for smartest member.

[Madox58]

The dog is a fine lookin' little fellow.
Any comment on the other Mug could compromise my standing in the
'Tough Guy Secret Club'.
:03:

He does remind me of several pretty Cool Guys I do know.
And who the heck am I to question such a stern looking Guy trying to handle a self photo while holding the dog type moment?
:D
:salute:

[GT182]

Who's that ugly Guy holding you?


My God!!!!! "The Legend of Boggy Creek" still lives. ;) LOL

[Armistead]

The dog is a fine lookin' little fellow.
Any comment on the other Mug could compromise my standing in the
'Tough Guy Secret Club'.
:03:

He does remind me of several pretty Cool Guys I do know.
And who the heck am I to question such a stern looking Guy trying to handle a self photo while holding the dog type moment?
:D
:salute:

Haha, what was funny was I was using my wifes Iphone taking pictures. It has a buttom that you push that reverses the camera to take pictures facing you. Somehow I pushed the button, but didn't know it. I took about 30 pics or so of what I thought would be my dog and river, got home, they were of me making funny faces taking pictures...

My wife says I always look mean in pictures, but that was me smiling...

[Madox58]

My Wife says I'm a Richard.
And I am.
:D

Everyone has to have a goal in life.
Mine is to be the mean old Richard next door.
:har:

[Wolferz]

It's a long haired rat... oh wait, I see now. We were referring to the holder, not the holdee. A fine specimen. It should fit well in a petry dish. Served with some fava beans and a nice chianti. You walk the river because that's where the best pee trees are located?
Wern warned you about the illegality of hiking your leg in public... numerous times! I'm sure the folks down river are pissed about it. They get their drinking water from and wash their clothes in that river after all.

I know, now you're wondering what a petry dish is. You place it at the base of a pee tree to catch the run off for later use in cooking.
I guess that's why you constantly have bus station head breath.
Did you invent the toothbrush?
If it was invented elsewhere it would have been called a teethbrush.

Oops. (pausing to go brush my tooth)

Note: No smilies in this post because this schtick was dead panned.

[Armistead]

Call my dog a log haired rat, thems fiting words. I know where you live Yank. Do you not remember what happened the last time the South invaded the North?

I do know what a petry dish is before you told me.

Yep, I've been known to take a wizz in the river, the only thing down river is people, so who cares.

You should know rivers are public property up to the high water mark, meaning I can come rite through anyones land, posted or not, walking up to where the river floods.

I thought I would brighten everyones day by placing a self took picture of me and my dog, you can even copy and print it to hang on your frig to improve digestion, but if I'm not wanted around here, fine.....I'm a firm believer in capitalism, if ten people vote for me to leave, I will do so.

[Armistead]

My Wife says I'm a Richard.
And I am.
:D

Everyone has to have a goal in life.
Mine is to be the mean old Richard next door.
:har:


Notice she only calls you a Richard, not a big Richard... You're certainly a mean old crusty Richard here, but it is good to have a few goals in life.

[Wolferz]

Logs have hair?
I always expect the worst of you Stumpy.

I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!

Hey! Who let Donna in here?
Get outta my post or I'll call the good witch.

Can someone get me a bucket of dihydrogen oxide?

There's melting to be done and we've got to save Dorothy.
Would a plane load of women be called flying monkies?
Musings of a deranged mind.

[Armistead]

I hate when you just start rambling, guess that's something old men do.

Anyways, time to get on the road and head home.......

[Wolferz]

I'm a rambler. So what?
I drive one too. You can make fun of my car if it pleases you.
But, I will say that you sire fine little dogs, though I'm not really clear on the biologocal mechanics of it Those poor little girl dogs must really hate your guts.:dead:

I'm curious,
Do you think the north won that war?
At first us southern folk thought they were after our whiskey and our women.
When we found out what they really wanted, we just quit and went home. Unfortunately, that didn't stop that Sherman fellow from burning Atlanta to the ground.
Yeah, I know. I live in Pennsylvania but that don't make me a Yankee.
I was hatched in Michigan and whelped in Kentucky. Last I checked, the bluegrass state is welll below the Mason-Dixon line. It is there that my loyalties still lie and that's the truth.

[Armistead]

I'm a rambler. So what?
I drive one too. You can make fun of my car if it pleases you.
But, I will say that you sire fine little dogs, though I'm not really clear on the biologocal mechanics of it Those poor little girl dogs must really hate your guts.:dead:

I'm curious,
Do you think the north won that war?
At first us southern folk thought they were after our whiskey and our women.
When we found out what they really wanted, we just quit and went home. Unfortunately, that didn't stop that Sherman fellow from burning Atlanta to the ground.
Yeah, I know. I live in Pennsylvania but that don't make me a Yankee.
I was hatched in Michigan and whelped in Kentucky. Last I checked, the bluegrass state is welll below the Mason-Dixon line. It is there that my loyalties still lie and that's the truth.

Well, I alway knew you were egg hatched and not born. Anyway, if you were hatched in Michigan and welped in Kentucky, well, your Union, cuz Kentucky didn't secede. Yes, many of you boys joined the southern cause, but many didn't. This might explain why you were hatched and remain so confused.

Many blame Lee for Gettysburg, but Jeb Stuart lost that battle for us on the 3rd day. For the most part, it was over after that.

[fireftr18]

Well, I alway knew you were egg hatched and not born. Anyway, if you were hatched in Michigan and welped in Kentucky, well, your Union, cuz Kentucky didn't secede. Yes, many of you boys joined the southern cause, but many didn't. This might explain why you were hatched and remain so confused.

Many blame Lee for Gettysburg, but Jeb Stuart lost that battle for us on the 3rd day. For the most part, it was over after that.

Leave the rest of us Kentucky boys out of this.
:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

Interesting opinions/attitudes....nothing more.

[Wolferz]

Leave the rest of us Kentucky boys out of this.
:timeout: Good job Fire. :O: You just validated his statement. Now his head's going to swell up and he'll tuck his thumbs in his arm pits and crow.

Way to back me up!:nope:
Northern Kentucky boys.:down: Ya might as well move to Ohio. That or I'll have to get you down around Louisville and teach you the fine art of Hoosier bashing.:D
Fess up, you're really from Bowling Green aren't you?

If anyone is interested in the origin of Armisteads' attitude, just check the mascot of South Carolina University.
Gamecocks?... Really? And they call the mascot Cocky?.... REALLY??!!
I guess it fits.:shifty:

[Wolferz]

MWolfe aka Armistead, Wernher VonTrapp and I have been verbally sparring for a number of years now. There is no animosity.. Just knee slapping guffaws most of the time.:har:
I love 'em both like brothers from different mothers. We entertain ourselves with this inane banter. It's like playing chess for the World Cup only without the actual awarding of the trophy. Though Armistead might claim he has the cup sitting on his mantle. There's nothing wrong with that.

I avoided this site for a number of years after signing up for it back in 2007. Around the time that I discovered Silent Hunter III because back then it seemed to me that there were too many people here that took things way too seriously. That was my mistake and my loss.
It was alot more fun needling Ubisoft then because of their ignorance in ignoring the fan base. Then MWolfe sailed into port over there and the rest is history.
I can only hope that we have entertained our peers here at SubSim and if we offend in any way well, there's always the ignore feature. We will most likely continue digging at each other until one of us dies. I can only hope that I go first. One upsmanship you see.:up:
It is likely that I'll get my wish having survived a massive stroke back in 2000 and from what I've read, most stroke survivors only get ten years post CVA. It's been twelve now so at least I've proven those bastages wrong.:haha: I can only attribute the extra time to laughter. That is the best medicine after all and Armistead has been a steadfast nurse in that regard. Thanks dude.:up: You keep picking and I'll keep grinning.

[fireftr18]

Leave the rest of us Kentucky boys out of this.
:timeout: Good job Fire. :O: You just validated his statement. Now his head's going to swell up and he'll tuck his thumbs in his arm pits and crow.

Way to back me up!:nope:
Northern Kentucky boys.:down: Ya might as well move to Ohio. That or I'll have to get you down around Louisville and teach you the fine art of Hoosier bashing.:D
Fess up, you're really from Bowling Green aren't you?

What do you mean I validated his statement? :huh: I'm not validating anything that old rooster crows about.
And we know how to Hoosier bash. We get to Buckeye bash too. :()1:

[Armistead]

MWolfe aka Armistead, Wernher VonTrapp and I have been verbally sparring for a number of years now. There is no animosity.. Just knee slapping guffaws most of the time.:har:
I love 'em both like brothers from different mothers. We entertain ourselves with this inane banter. It's like playing chess for the World Cup only without the actual awarding of the trophy. Though Armistead might claim he has the cup sitting on his mantle. There's nothing wrong with that.

I avoided this site for a number of years after signing up for it back in 2007. Around the time that I discovered Silent Hunter III because back then it seemed to me that there were too many people here that took things way too seriously. That was my mistake and my loss.
It was alot more fun needling Ubisoft then because of their ignorance in ignoring the fan base. Then MWolfe sailed into port over there and the rest is history.
I can only hope that we have entertained our peers here at SubSim and if we offend in any way well, there's always the ignore feature. We will most likely continue digging at each other until one of us dies. I can only hope that I go first. One upsmanship you see.:up:
It is likely that I'll get my wish having survived a massive stroke back in 2000 and from what I've read, most stroke survivors only get ten years post CVA. It's been twelve now so at least I've proven those bastages wrong.:haha: I can only attribute the extra time to laughter. That is the best medicine after all and Armistead has been a steadfast nurse in that regard. Thanks dude.:up: You keep picking and I'll keep grinning.

I don't care and I doubt anyone else reading cares. They will never get it, because they don't understand the code.

If I'm the nurse of laughter, don't expect your bed pan changed.

I'm from NC, even though I was hatched in SC.

[Armistead]

What do you mean I validated his statement? :huh: I'm not validating anything that old rooster crows about.
And we know how to Hoosier bash. We get to Buckeye bash too. :()1:


You did validate my statement, admit it or be known a "Tuc" as in

Ken tuc e my tail and run....

[Armistead]

Interesting opinions/attitudes....nothing more.

Thanks for saying "interesting", but I know you were just being nice. You're one of my favorite mods, after SS. Don't get me wrong, I don't like him, but I find him interesting.

[Sailor Steve]

Wait, whut?

[Wolferz]

Now you guys are in trouble.

And we thought Socko was bad. You ain't seen nothin yet.

Nurse, I need my enema. Chop chop.:arrgh!:

[Wolferz]

And we know how to Hoosier bash. We get to Buckeye bash too.


Yes sir. Quite familiar with the practice having driven Semi across Round on both ends and hi in the middle numerous times. It was like being on a roller coaster packed with screaming children. I did most of the screamiing... at all those myopic octogenarians putting along in the passing lane on I-71.:Kaleun_Mad:

[Wolferz]

Your ma mommas' name is North Carolina?
How.....Odd! But interesting. I guess you called her NC for short.
I called mine plain old Ma. Anything else and ya got smacked upside the head. Probably why I'm deranged.

[Wolferz]

Fire, are you going to let him get away with calling you Ken? A plastic doll with no genitalia? Maybe that's what he meant by tucke tail between legs, I don't know. He gets that way after his semi annual bloodletting.

For all we know, he might be fantasizing about being your Barbie
Nurse! Leech him again! Just to be sure we get all the cynicism.

[Wolferz]

General Lewis Addison "Lothario" Armistead( Lo to his friends)(G Lo to his other friends) was shot three times at the battle of Gettysburg while leading Picketts charge at the wall. He never was all that intelligent. Dropped out of war college and ascended the ranks by brown nosing hs superiors. He saw limited action in the war of 1812 and even less action with the ladies. A fact that frustrated him into collecting "binders of women" aka Playboy magazines.
The Yankee doctors who attended this newly acquired Rebel Cur didn't think his wounds would be fatal. He proved them wrong just to spite them damned Yankees. And he died of complications, having never fulfilled his dreams of seducing every woman he ever came across or writing,directing and starring in a successful Broadway play about collisions between democracy and communism.. Some say he converted to fife playiing before the end. That's why they called it Bull Run.
Last known photo of General Lohttp://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/Get_your_fatass_back_here___by_Herbert_RP-1.jpg


Hmm, sounds like someone I know.:hmm2:

[Armistead]

General Lewis Addison Lothario Armistead( Lo to his friends) was shot three times at the battle of Gettysburg while leading Picketts charge at the wall.
The Yankee doctors who attended this newly acquired Rebel Cur didn't think his wounds would be fatal. He proved them wrong just to spite them damned Yankees. And he died of complications, having never fulfilled his dreams of seducing every woman he ever came across or writing,directing and starring in a successful Broadway play about collisions between democracy and communism..
Hmm, sounds like someone I know.:hmm2:

You're as sharp as a cannonball. I don't need you to explain the battle of Gettysburg, I was there. Really, I was in the actual battle, I marched that long mile {Did almost trip over the fake carpet grass they used to cover the road} and I charged into 1000 guns firing.

That is the first place ever I saw her face, my wife that it. I walked into the Bloody Bucket Bar and Grill, there she was, sitting at a table talking to Sam Elliot and Buck Taylor. How to get the attention of such a beauty, not Sam, my wife. I walked right up in my dusty uniform, pulled my Colt revolver and said in my best Josey Wales voice "You boys best be getting out of town". The rest of the story is legend, only the few there know the truth, but it was I, that stole the beauty from Sam Elliot and Buck Taylor and left them with the tab. It made me a legend to my fellow re-enactors.

I was there two weeks. It was amazing to do Pickett's charge, it really gave you a feel for what they went through that day. The only thing missing was gore, ever notice no blood in the movie. Also funny, when the wind got up, fake beards would fly off, but somehow they resolved that.
Often we got notices, most the groups camped near on the farms in the park, seems several hundred didn't like using those plastic outhouses, unless Jane Fonda used one "she actually did" on site and then all the guys lined up on that one so they could say their neked butt was on the same potty as hers....

The worse thing is many of us had to play double rolls, I died twice as Blue Belly and several times as a Reb. One problem arose, several of the Yank groups wanted to do Pickett's charge, but for that one they let us southern boys do it. With all the cannon/guns going off, thick smoke, it got rather chaotic, damn near choked.

I think I did a great job, when the camera passed by or I saw one pointing at me, I really got into it, did some dramatic dying..." I'm hit boys, go on without me" then I would grab my heart, fall over and twitch on the ground for effect... I don't know how they missed it, maybe the smoke. I've watched that movie 100 times and think I see myself on the ground for 1.5 seconds.

All that, we got a T-shirt and a certificate for our efforts.

[fireftr18]

Fire, are you going to let him get away with calling you Ken? A plastic doll with no genitalia? Maybe that's what he meant by tucke tail between legs, I don't know. He gets that way after his semi annual bloodletting.

For all we know, he might be fantasizing about being your Barbie
Nurse! Leech him again! Just to be sure we get all the cynicism.

Careful Wolferz. I am letting him getting away with calling me Ken. That is my real name (seriously). :rock: In middle school, I did have a friend named Barb. We never dated and we were still getting the "Ken and Barbie" jokes. :haha: Maybe that's why we never dated. :hmm2: My wife does have Barbie's figure. :yep: Okay, she did when we married. :o

[fireftr18]

General Lewis Addison "Lothario" Armistead( Lo to his friends)(G Lo to his other friends) was shot three times at the battle of Gettysburg while leading Picketts charge at the wall. He never was all that intelligent. Dropped out of war college and ascended the ranks by brown nosing hs superiors. He saw limited action in the war of 1812 and even less action with the ladies. A fact that frustrated him into collecting "binders of women" aka Playboy magazines.
The Yankee doctors who attended this newly acquired Rebel Cur didn't think his wounds would be fatal. He proved them wrong just to spite them damned Yankees. And he died of complications, having never fulfilled his dreams of seducing every woman he ever came across or writing,directing and starring in a successful Broadway play about collisions between democracy and communism.. Some say he converted to fife playiing before the end. That's why they called it Bull Run.

Hmm, sounds like someone I know.:hmm2:

Are you sure you're not talking about Captain Wernher? :har:

[fireftr18]

You're as sharp as a cannonball. I don't need you to explain the battle of Gettysburg, I was there. Really, I was in the actual battle, I marched that long mile {Did almost trip over the fake carpet grass they used to cover the road} and I charged into 1000 guns firing.

:har:

[Sailor Steve]

All that, we got a T-shirt and a certificate for our efforts.
Absolutely great story! :rock:

[Wolferz]

Absolutely great story! :rock:


Pfffft!:hmmm:

Now I know it doesn't take much to entertain Steve.
Here, play with this brick and you can call yourself a mason.
It was fresh laid by General Lothario over there in yon job johnny reb. Right after he charged the guns and his mutton chops caught fire. We only found out about it when the ppop suckin truck came and it stopped up his hose.
My stutter is back. dd damn it!

[Wolferz]

So, your real name is Ken? Sounds plastic.
And you share the same attributes as your smaller counter part?
Only little girls and funny little boys like G Lo play with you.
The cat is out of the bag and it swam to shore. Now I can't get rid of it. Fresh out of burlap bags.

[Armistead]

Careful Wolferz. I am letting him getting away with calling me Ken. That is my real name (seriously). :rock: In middle school, I did have a friend named Barb. We never dated and we were still getting the "Ken and Barbie" jokes. :haha: Maybe that's why we never dated. :hmm2: My wife does have Barbie's figure. :yep: Okay, she did when we married. :o

You made it to middle school? So you're Ken from Kentucky, the land of miscegenated, cross-pollinated country vermin. Bet you were taught to put your underwear on yellow in front, brown behind.

[Wolferz]

You made it to middle school? So you're Ken from Kentucky, the land of miscegenated, cross-pollinated country vermin. Bet you were taught to put your underwear on yellow in front, brown behind.


I see you've spent time in Bowling Green Kentucky.
Were you visiting relatives or just wanted to enter the Miss inbred pageant?
You never met a sister you didn't love right? That's living up to your Lothario nickname in spades.:up:
That affair with your cousin Sadie was a sordid episode. You shouldn't have spurned her like that just because she hadn't slept with her brother.
She never understood that Dear Sadie letter that cited "If she wasn't good enough for her own family, she wasn't good enough for yours"
I can understand the reasoning but, G Lo!

[Madox58]

Well, I had a 'fun' time in Kentucky once.
To make a long story short?
This Cop had a hat that 'K-9' was printed on.
I told him I liked the hat.
He said it was cause he was a K-9 Unit.
I said I thought it was for the grades in school he completed.

I don't like Kentucky jails.
:nope:

[Wolferz]

Well, I had a 'fun' time in Kentucky once.
To make a long story short?
This Cop had a hat that 'K-9' was printed on.
I told him I liked the hat.
He said it was cause he was a K-9 Unit.
I said I thought it was for the grades in school he completed.

I don't like Kentucky jails.
:nope:

Gave you a Shawshank redemption didn't they?
The squeal like a pig part is the best.
If you're into that sort of thing.
Andy Dufrane had the hardest part.

Who wants bacon?

[Armistead]

I see you've spent time in Bowling Green Kentucky.
Were you visiting relatives or just wanted to enter the Miss inbred pageant?
You never met a sister you didn't love right? That's living up to your Lothario nickname in spades.:up:
That affair with your cousin Sadie was a sordid episode. You shouldn't have spurned her like that just because she hadn't slept with her brother.
She never understood that Dear Sadie letter that cited "If she wasn't good enough for her own family, she wasn't good enough for yours"
I can understand the reasoning but, G Lo!

Wolferz, you're an example why kids shoud just say no, parents too.

[Armistead]

Well, I had a 'fun' time in Kentucky once.
To make a long story short?
This Cop had a hat that 'K-9' was printed on.
I told him I liked the hat.
He said it was cause he was a K-9 Unit.
I said I thought it was for the grades in school he completed.

I don't like Kentucky jails.
:nope:

Yea, got caught speedn in Kentucky one, the cop said I shouldn't be shocked he was writing me a ticket, I said " no sir, just shocked you could write." Damn cop threw us all in jail...

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/jail_zpsf890c9fd.png

[Madox58]

Gave you a Shawshank redemption didn't they?
The squeal like a pig part is the best.
If you're into that sort of thing.
Squeal like a pig is Alabama or Georgia.
I forget which one that was.
I tend to forget things that don't go 'DING' in the good side of my brain.

Did I mention that the K-9 Cop looked like Jeff Foxworthy without a moustache?
I don't recall him likeing that statement much.
:hmmm:

[Wolferz]

Squeal like a pig is Alabama or Georgia.
I forget which one that was.
I tend to forget things that don't go 'DING' in the good side of my brain.

Did I mention that the K-9 Cop looked like Jeff Foxworthy without a moustache?
I don't recall him likeing that statement much.
:hmmm:

Sounds like the State Trooper that married my cousin. Was he a little short feller?

I still haven't gotten over the Dear Wolferz letter.

Armistead, when it comes to you, they don't say just NO! But Oh Hell NO!

Was that the cop that Armistead was posing with down by the riiiver?
Red rocket red rocket in G Lo' pocket pooch.

[Armistead]

Wolferz posted this over at Ubi once, a picture of him on vacation in them hills of Kentucky.

http://www.jlcauvin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/deliverance-300x260.png

I hate to post this image, knowing that other one is out there...

[Simmy]

Oh, I probably know who she is if I saw her, but do know Eddie and Debbie. I probably watch TV 30 minutes a week. Course I know Jodie, never been a favorite of mine.

I was offered the role Burt Reynolds had in Deliverance, but they decided they needed an uglier man to fit the role. I do live by a river, walk it daily with my dog, who has no problems chasn bears. Here the river is low, but last week it was 1/4 wide and passed the high water mark of 18 feet.

Least I can still pass for 40 and have my hair...

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0025.jpg

I love the blue and red shirt you have on the little fellow!:har:

[Armistead]

I love the blue and red shirt you have on the little fellow!:har:

OK Slimy, oops, Simmy, you're just taken Wolferz's side because you married his sister.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/fatty-thinny-1_zpsa652fce5.png

You guys can have at me all you want, jes no talkn about my dog....He's grown since he was born

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Bear-1_zps633ebde7.png

[Simmy]

And shes a very nice gal.:sunny:

I sent you an email asking how to post the sig pic and you were going to let me know if I had the Easy AoB mod running correctly remember?
Ubi must of been messing with your brain there buddy.
Anyway that nice man Neal got the sig pic worked out.
And what became of Wern? Nothing bad I hope...:(

Your pup looks very cute...

[Wolferz]

Wolferz posted this over at Ubi once, a picture of him on vacation in them hills of Kentucky.

http://www.jlcauvin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/deliverance-300x260.png

I hate to post this image, knowing that other one is out there...

Ah, paradise. That takes me back.... zzzz zzzzzz

[Wolferz]

OK Slimy, oops, Simmy, you're just taken Wolferz's side because you married his sister.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/fatty-thinny-1_zpsa652fce5.png

You guys can have at me all you want, jes no talkn about my dog....He's grown since he was born

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Bear-1_zps633ebde7.png

How many times we got to tell ewe to stay out of the Sow pen!?
At least now we know who sired them ugly piglets. Ma kept sayin it was that ugly farmer Blowtanks from down the road. But I knew better'n that.
It was a sad state of affirs when Lo switched species. Worse than a horny rooster.
There's only one word comes to mind after seeing that.... Dayum!
Look closely kids. This is what bathing in moonshine does to ye. Now, git my rifle. I gots to go put another sow down. Third one this month!
You can try all that photoshoppin nonsense but it won't work. Them's your feet stickking out from under that poor sow. I can tell cuz Simmy has a shot off big toe on his right foot. That pitcher shows ten toes up and one sow down. So, ewe's caught buddy! More CSI evidence... It's not ma sister. She bedazzles her granny panties. There's not a single bead on those tighty whities. If'n ewe come a courtin my livestock agin, deputy Fife'll be a waitin on yewith orders to shake his pistol to kill.
Nip it! Nip it in the bud!

[Armistead]

And shes a very nice gal.:sunny:

I sent you an email asking how to post the sig pic and you were going to let me know if I had the Easy AoB mod running correctly remember?
Ubi must of been messing with your brain there buddy.
Anyway that nice man Neal got the sig pic worked out.
And what became of Wern? Nothing bad I hope...:(

Your pup looks very cute...

I'm sorry, I do forget a lot, confuse words, etc... Glad you got your sig worked out, I still don't have one here because no one would help me figure it out, so I know how you feel. I don't like my avatar either.


If you need help with easy AOB mod, let me know, but we better not talk about that here, Steve is liable to close the thread down if we talk about the game here, instead of nonsense. If it's loaded it looks like this.
TGT DIALS TO PK FIX - TMO
TGT AOB TO PK FIX - TMO


Speaking of nonsense, I think Wolferz has about lost it, can't make sense of him at all anymore.

[fireftr18]

And shes a very nice gal.:sunny:

I sent you an email asking how to post the sig pic and you were going to let me know if I had the Easy AoB mod running correctly remember?
Ubi must of been messing with your brain there buddy.
Anyway that nice man Neal got the sig pic worked out.
And what became of Wern? Nothing bad I hope...:(

Your pup looks very cute...

Wernher's busy moving right now. He'll be back once he gets resettled.

[Wolferz]

It makes the hairs on my neck stand up wondering what or who Armistead is getting into. Ah well, no sense worrying about it. He's probably down at the winery soaking corks for the bottles. He's a master cork soaker after all.
I better go check the hog pen again. Just to be on the safe side. That boy is worse than a weasel in a hen house.

I found him. He was walking down by the river hugging on that fuzzy little piglet he sired with Simmy' wife. Don't deny it! You're still looking a tad flat from that experience. Well, she did need some cheering up after Simmy took off with that harlot Jodie Foster. He likes girls who smell like carpet when he kisses them. I guess it's better than the smell of hog slop.:hmmm:

[Armistead]

Enuf jokes about me dog...

You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/475ab263-44a9-4a9a-80b9-5d5a1d748ab1_zps98923ef0.jpg

[Armistead]

Wernher's busy moving right now. He'll be back once he gets resettled.

Yea, he'll be back. When he does, I'm going to continue my famous series

"The life of Wern."

[Wolferz]

Enuf jokes about me dog...

You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/475ab263-44a9-4a9a-80b9-5d5a1d748ab1_zps98923ef0.jpg

OMG you looks mean enough to bite my ankle. I'm glad I wear tanker boots.
There there little buddy, I didn't mean all those bad words. Here's a Scooby snack and one for daddy too. Maybe he'll give you a bath if you dangle it just right. Hey! Quit sniffing my butt and get off my leg ya little puddle pirate. You'll make the Shewolf jealous and she doesn't forgive. That's for your health as well as mine.:o
Let's bark at the moon some time. Well, you can bark. I'll probably just howl.

[AVGWarhawk]

Wolferz posted this over at Ubi once, a picture of him on vacation in them hills of Kentucky.

http://www.jlcauvin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/deliverance-300x260.png

I hate to post this image, knowing that other one is out there...



Why do I hear banjos? :06:

[Wolferz]

Why do I hear banjos? :06:


Your hearing aid needs new batteries? I dunno.

That picture was taken about the time Armistead and I were heading down to the river to compete in the rock slapping contest. Or was it the catfish kissing contest? I forget because we were really drunk and had just escaped from two snaggle toothed fellows. They were on about something. Never stuck around long enough to find out after one of them started calling the hogs and the other was obsessing over Los' Purty mouth. We decided it was best to get the heck out of there before somebody got an arrow in their gullet.

[Armistead]

Your hearing aid needs new batteries? I dunno.

That picture was taken about the time Armistead and I were heading down to the river to compete in the rock slapping contest. Or was it the catfish kissing contest? I forget because we were really drunk and had just escaped from two snaggle toothed fellows. They were on about something. Never stuck around long enough to find out after one of them started calling the hogs and the other was obsessing over Los' Purty mouth. We decided it was best to get the heck out of there before somebody got an arrow in their gullet.

We all agreed to be hush hush about what really happene to you that day, so I'll agree to catfish kissing. Sorry I didn't shoot that guy sooner with my bow and arrow, I was waitn on a shot, you being fat and him so skinny, not to mention him being, er, behind you, I had to wait until you got bent over good.

Anyway, mum is the word...

[fireftr18]

Why do I hear banjos? :06:

I bet you're hearing dueling banjos. :rock:

[Wolferz]

Armistead, you won that rock slapping contest. I've never seen anyone slap one that hard with their head. That's why I don't have a problem with your scrambled descriptions of that day's events.
We warned you to wear a helmet. At least your eyes finally stopped twitching, so that's a plus. I should have worn a helmet too.

If mum is what you want to be about it, then mum it is and I won't go into your encounter with the electric fence. You were so addled that you just wouldn't accept my warning about electron flow and liquids.
It made for a hit song.
When I was young and had no sense
I took a whiz on an a 'lectric fence
It curled my hair and fried my ballz
And made me crap my overhauls.

Set to the tune of the Oscar Mayer weiner song.
We'll just have to accept that we both dain bramaged ourselves that day.

[AVGWarhawk]

I bet you're hearing dueling banjos. :rock:

Yes sir. Paddle faster please. :haha:

[Armistead]

Armistead, you won that rock slapping contest. I've never seen anyone slap one that hard with their head. That's why I don't have a problem with your scrambled descriptions of that day's events.
We warned you to wear a helmet. At least your eyes finally stopped twitching, so that's a plus. I should have worn a helmet too.

If mum is what you want to be about it, then mum it is and I won't go into your encounter with the electric fence. You were so addled that you just wouldn't accept my warning about electron flow and liquids.
It made for a hit song.
When I was young and had no sense
I took a whiz on an a 'lectric fence
It curled my hair and fried my ballz
And made me crap my overhauls.

Set to the tune of the Oscar Mayer weiner song.
We'll just have to accept that we both dain bramaged ourselves that day.

Wolferz, I did my best to protect you that day. I was a little taken back when I arrowed the guy and you got so mad about it. You were standing there lickn the lard off your fingers with your white stained undies to your knees, so I ran. I did slip on a rock and land on my head, awoke to you standing over me trying to do mouth to mouth, so I ran again right into that electric fence, causing me to pee myself. That's what happened.

Look, no one is judging you for that day, Wern was lost in the river and I'll keep my oath to remain mum about it.

[Wolferz]

We really, really should have sprung for your MRI.
Now you're like that turtle that was mugged by a horde of snails and couldn't identify the assailants because it all happened so fast.
If you can't keep up, have a seat on that log and we'll pick you up on the way back.
Just keep an eye on that horde of snails over there. I don't like the look in their eyes.
Here's a salt shaker if you need it. It's loaded for snail. If that fails, try talking like a French chef. Oui Oui but don't oui oui on that cattle fence again. We're going to head on up to The Last Post Wins thread and try to win some of that SubSim swag. I' would really like it if you came along but after Wern put you in that round room and told you to defecate in the corner, we don't want to see you that confused again.

[Armistead]

Turtles, well, I took this picture of 3 male turtles, looks like they must be related to you.

"You'll have to back up, I'm mounted"

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/12833_104135872934553_100000144219447_121924_61949 41_n-1_zpsb11fd5ef.jpg

Face it, you've been jealous of me for several years, you get it on with skinny toothless men, I married a former VS model...

[Armistead]

I think people know me enough that I can post nonsense with the best of them, I'll find away to get the last post in...

[Onkel Neal]

Face it, you've been jealous of me for several years, you get it on with skinny toothless men, I married a former VS model...

Virginia Sweepstakes has models?

[Armistead]

Virginia Sweepstakes has models?

They probably do, bt 10 minutes to the border, I'll check next time I go over.....

[Wolferz]

Turtles, well, I took this picture of 3 male turtles, looks like they must be related to you.

"You'll have to back up, I'm mounted"

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/12833_104135872934553_100000144219447_121924_61949 41_n-1_zpsb11fd5ef.jpg

Face it, you've been jealous of me for several years, you get it on with skinny toothless men, I married a former VS model...http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/B5376EDD15172F413E286143BF7C67_h316_w628_m4_cSAiAG Gce.jpgUOTE]

Don't be a makin fun of our games. We was playing leap frog and pappy is a touch old and decrepid. Leave it to your dirty gutter mind to make something lewd out of it.
Face what? That's not jealousy, it's contempt. Learn the difference

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/thumbnailCAEC4OAH.jpg
Wern was really upset with you in this shot.

What's a VS model? Vajayjay Stains?

You know I have the utmost respect for people who don't deserve it. I salute her for taking pity. That poor girl deserves better.

After seeing that photo of you and your little woman I realized that you can't unsee it. So, I'm having trouble typing.
Funny you should bring up my sex life. Not that it's anyones business, I really loathe doing this but I will, just to set the record straight about the team you play for...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/61872-original.jpg
Armistead with his boy? band.
From the look on your face I suppose it really hurts when your fella grabs your roids.
The others appear jealous. That's what the green eyed monster looks like. Study it long and hard. Mu sister did a nice job bedazzling your boots, huh?

[Takeda Shingen]

Lots of barely-masked latency going on in this thread.

[Armistead]

Lots of barely-masked latency going on in this thread.

I agree. Feel free to throw Wolfez in the brig with the gorilla for not being funny.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/12894667_tmb-3_zps7467cc15.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

I agree. Feel free to throw Wolfez in the brig with the gorilla for not being funny.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/12894667_tmb-3_zps7467cc15.jpg

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jlv/lowres/jlvn852l.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

I agree. Feel free to throw Wolfez in the brig with the gorilla for not being funny.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/12894667_tmb-3_zps7467cc15.jpg

There's nothing wrong with what either of you are doing, so you can stop with that. I wish you two would just kiss and get it over with.

[AVGWarhawk]

I wish you two would just kiss and get it over with.


I think they have. This is the after glow. :O:

[Takeda Shingen]

I think they have. This is the after glow. :O:

I don't think so. This is more like an awkward first date.

[AVGWarhawk]

All thumbs with the clasp in back, huh? :haha:

[Takeda Shingen]

All thumbs with the clasp in back, huh? :haha:

:haha:

I don't even think we're to that stage yet. It's like they've walked back to one of their apartments and they're standing at the door unsure of what to say.

[Armistead]

Wolferz,

I'm not sure if they're joining the fun or making fun of us. What do you think?


Tak,

I warned you all about this silly old man. The last thing I want to do is turn on CNN and see Wolfez running naked through Central Park, waving a pink commie flag with a link to our forum tattoeed on his arse.

[Armistead]

There's nothing wrong with what either of you are doing, so you can stop with that. I wish you two would just kiss and get it over with.

Hurtful,

Wolferz and I are long friends from the old days, we use to do a lot of hunting and fishing together on Rumpback Mnt.

[AVGWarhawk]

Hurtful,

Wolferz and I are long friends from the old days, we use to do a lot of hunting and fishing together on Rumpback Mnt.

Was this before or after the sheep incident :06::hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Was this before or after the sheep incident :06::hmmm:

That was Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick.

[AVGWarhawk]

That was Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick.

Men who are men. The sheep, scared. :o

[Armistead]

Was this before or after the sheep incident :06::hmmm:

Which sheep accident?

We had our last Ubi convention on Rumpback, camping out like real men. I believe that's Wolfez on the bottom.http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4673986142994922&pid=1.7

[AVGWarhawk]

Which sheep accident?



No, incident.....

The one at the heavy petting zoo. :haha:

[Takeda Shingen]

Eight pages of thinly-veiled homoeroticism, complete with Deliverance and a shirtless Rock Hudson in bed. I would proudly state that I think I have an idea of what was going on at Ubi, but then again Helen Keller could have gotten that picture by now.

Please know that neither of you will find any discrimination here on SubSim. We welcome individuals of all orientations, and we are happy for the two of you in your newfoud love.

[AVGWarhawk]

Tie the knot!

http://cdn04.wpcdn.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Whitney-Port-Tie-The-Knot-Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-600x600.jpg

[Armistead]

Eight pages of thinly-veiled homoeroticism, complete with Deliverance and a shirtless Rock Hudson in bed. I would proudly state that I think I have an idea of what was going on at Ubi, but then again Helen Keller could have gotten that picture by now.

Please know that neither of you will find any discrimination here on SubSim. We welcome individuals of all orientations, and we are happy for the two of you in your newfoud love.

Thanks for your support!

Maybe we can get Neal to have the next Subsim get together on Rumpback. I'm all for the guys getting together once a twice a year for a little fun, hunting, fishing, goat herding, but I need to stay married to my wife for the benefits.

Course Subsim being a large forum, we may need one more tent.

[AVGWarhawk]

:haha:

[Takeda Shingen]

Thanks for your support!

Maybe we can get Neal to have the next Subsim get together on Rumpback. I'm all for the guys getting together once a twice a year for a little fun, hunting, fishing, goat herding, but I need to stay married to my wife for the benefits.

Course Subsim being a large forum, we may need one more tent.

While I am indeed flattered by your attention, you should know that I do not share your orientation and will likely not attend. Besides, the two of you should really commit to each other in order to maintain this healthy relationship. Please do not take my regretful RSVP as disapproval of your chosen lifestyle. I regard your rights as identical to my own.

[Wolferz]

:haha:


Tweeet! Fifteen yard penalty for unsportsman like conduct.
Now be a sport and stay on topic.:D

[AVGWarhawk]

Tweeet! Fifteen yard penalty for unsportsman like conduct.
Now be a sport and stay on topic.:D

How did sportsmen get involved with the sheep, tent and a mountain? Something is not adding up.

[Wolferz]

There's nothing wrong with what either of you are doing, so you can stop with that. I wish you two would just kiss and get it over with.


It's like watching that muscle bound soap opera on Mondays and Fridays isn't it? Good old fashioned homo erotic fun. Blow it Armistead:woot:
I've never seen it curl like THAT before! Good job. You're hired!

[Wolferz]

How did sportsmen get involved with the sheep, tent and a mountain? Something is not adding up.

Uhh, the coach made us do it?
Something told me not to attend Penn State.

[Sailor Steve]

Now be a sport and stay on topic.:D
There was a topic? :sunny:

[AVGWarhawk]

There was a topic? :sunny:

No, a topical. :up:

[Wolferz]

What's all the sudden interest in which pant leg I dangle in?
That info is on a need to know only basis and only my tailor needs to know.

Armistead, however, had a nasty run in with a girl named Lorraina
Now you know why we call him Stumpy. Yup good ol' Stumpy Sitzpinkler. We'd call him a stand up guy:up:
If he wasn't forced to sit by a jealous woman.:down:
Thumb things in life just ain't fair.

[Wolferz]

I agree. Feel free to throw Wolfez in the brig with the gorilla for not being funny.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/12894667_tmb-3_zps7467cc15.jpg

Don't make me tell the story of you and Captain Queeg and Jaws.
I swear! I'll do it if you even think of crossing swords with me again Stumpy!...
Fencing requires a couple of Epees and I'd be fighting an unarmed opponent.
I don't care if you're handicapped. I fight to win. Wisdom from master Myagi.

[Jimbuna]

No, a topical. :up:

Still no mention of the infamous Tater Tots :hmm2:

[Armistead]

No, a topical. :up:

Lard....

[Armistead]

There was a topic? :sunny:

I think I'll quit this thread. I was gonna continue my series on the "Life of Wern.", it really went over well at Ubi, but I really think you guys would enjoy another thread about me.

"The adventures of Armistead and his dog Bear"

I could write about our daily walks by the river, post daily pictures, etc...

What do you guys think?

[AVGWarhawk]

I think I'll quit this thread. I was gonna continue my series on the "Life of Wern.", it really went over well at Ubi, but I really think you guys would enjoy another thread about me.

"The adventures of Armistead and his dog Bear"

I could write about our daily walks by the river, post daily pictures, etc...

What do you guys think?

Only if you get pictures of Sasquatch. These folks been looking for him for decades.

Gone Squatchin'(Steve, is the apostrophe correct?)

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/finding-bigfoot-animal-planet-tv-show-2.jpg

[Armistead]

Would that be "Koosh Taa Kaa", least that's what we call him here on the river, a name given by our Saura Indians that once lived here. I have found some very large arrowheads at the bend of the old village, maybe they hunted him. Koosh has been known in this area, first reported in the 1700's. There have been several sightings in the hills around here, but I think Bear is the only one that has gotten close.

Anyways, Bear and I were walking just the other day and Bear got hot on him, but Bear wouldn't go into the river. I took a pic of the footprint for proof...

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0224_zps601d2494.jpg

Seems he travels near me, I have this map I found shows where he went by my house by the river between Eden and Mt. Airy.

http://www.ourbigfoot.com/sitebuilder/images/North_carolina_bigfoot_sightings_map_022011s-628x341.jpg

Here is a youtube of my Uncle, lives lil west of me, he acutually got in a fit with Ka'Kum {what they call him there}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPfEqn8RTys



Thanks for supporting the idea of my novel about myself, I'll get to work on it.

[AVGWarhawk]

Doubter here:

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/bigfoot-team-ranae-holland0.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

"The adventures of Armistead and his dog Bear"

I could write about our daily walks by the river, post daily pictures, etc...

What do you guys think?
You could have him write about his adventures with his human Armistead. It might not make as much sense, but POV is everything. :sunny:

(Steve, is the apostrophe correct?)
Why ye's, it i's. :D

[Armistead]

Doubter here:

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/bigfoot-team-ranae-holland0.jpg

My dog don't lie. That's just one footprint, I've taken pictures of several, very strange. I'm the only human is this area.

My dog took after what looked like a bear a month or so a go, I just got a brief look at it, maybe it was Koosh. My passed Grandmother was half Cherokee, she knew stories of it. Her mother told of Tsul Lalu. Yes, I can speak Cherokee fairly well.

[fireftr18]

MWolfe aka Armistead, Wernher VonTrapp and I have been verbally sparring for a number of years now. There is no animosity.. Just knee slapping guffaws most of the time.:har:
I love 'em both like brothers from different mothers. We entertain ourselves with this inane banter. It's like playing chess for the World Cup only without the actual awarding of the trophy. Though Armistead might claim he has the cup sitting on his mantle. There's nothing wrong with that.



Subsim crew members, you may have noticed my name isn't on the list although I'm one of the transfers from Ubistupid. Now after reading their sophmoric diatribe, you know why.:-j I've been able to rise above, and ignore them. :know: Though, I do ocasionally enjoy having fun at someone else's expense. :woot:

[Armistead]

Subsim crew members, you may have noticed my name isn't on the list although I'm one of the transfers from Ubistupid. Now after reading their sophmoric diatribe, you know why.:-j I've been able to rise above, and ignore them. :know: Though, I do ocasionally enjoy having fun at someone else's expense. :woot:

Seems I recall you always begging for any role in my productions at Ubi, constantly wanting us to mention you, worse, stirring up trouble when we didn't. At Ubi, you were much like the baby crawling around with a soiled diaper that none of us wanted to notice.

[AVGWarhawk]

You could have him write about his adventures with his human Armistead. It might not make as much sense, but POV is everything. :sunny:


Why ye's, it i's. :D

Yes, read "Travels with Charley."

Thanks Steve. You ler'nt me that posthpy thingy last week. :up:

[Wolferz]

Subsim crew members, you may have noticed my name isn't on the list although I'm one of the transfers from Ubistupid. Now after reading their sophmoric diatribe, you know why.:-j I've been able to rise above, and ignore them. :know: Though, I do ocasionally enjoy having fun at someone else's expense. :woot:
Expense? I burns for free. Maybe we should start charging.:hmmm:
Whaddya think Armistead? I know yours will be worth more and you'll get it by hook or by crook.
If you're feeling ignored FF, we're sorry, we're sorry, we're NOT sorry.
We would be glad to train you in the time honored traditions of slop jockeying, if you can take the smell. Most people vomit the first time.
It can't smell any worse than your firehouse cooking so I think you'll be alright.
Just remember... You ignore the incorrigible, you pay the price.:stare:
That'll be a dollar. Cash or credit?
Now it's time to take Armistead to the planetarium to see the Orrerry. psst... don't let on about the plan to super glue his thumb to Uranus. He's space minded. ALOT of space between his ears.

Ok, give the order. Helm! Ludicrous ignore speed! Engage!

[fireftr18]

Seems I recall you always begging for any role in my productions at Ubi, constantly wanting us to mention you, worse, stirring up trouble when we didn't. At Ubi, you were much like the baby crawling around with a soiled diaper that none of us wanted to notice.

If I remember right, last year's Christmas play, you begging for people to play some of the parts. I finally, begrudgingly agreed to play Snoopy's parts. And you had to even bribe me to do. I did give Snoopy his WW1 flying ace helmet back.:salute:

I'll admit to causing trouble. :arrgh!: Like I said, I do enjoy the occasional fun on someone else's expense.

"...baby crawling around with a soiled diaper..." :har: You mean my greatness shined so bright you couldn't ignore me. :sunny:

[Wolferz]

Which sheep accident?

We had our last Ubi convention on Rumpback, camping out like real men. I believe that's Wolfez on the bottom.http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4673986142994922&pid=1.7
Yeah, it was. Somebody kept grabbing my nutz. Was that you?

Made me go hungry as that bag was the only nutz I brought and you ate them.
That will positively be the last time I participate in a tent stuffing contest

Is that Donnas' half nekkid posterior I see sticking out. No, by the flap.
Y'all really liked my tent pole.
Who the heck is Wolfez? Another one of your alter egos?

[Armistead]

If I remember right, last year's Christmas play, you begging for people to play some of the parts. I finally, begrudgingly agreed to play Snoopy's parts. And you had to even bribe me to do. I did give Snoopy his WW1 flying ace helmet back.:salute:

I'll admit to causing trouble. :arrgh!: Like I said, I do enjoy the occasional fun on someone else's expense.

"...baby crawling around with a soiled diaper..." :har: You mean my greatness shined so bright you couldn't ignore me. :sunny:

Haha...I gave roles, but left you out, which seemed to upset you so that you wrote this.

"I'll volunteer for Snoopy. Do I get the WW1 flying ace helmet?"

I'm not searching through 100's of pages of post after that, but I recall you begging several times, mad I was ignoring you. I think to shut you up I gave you a role as one of the nimble forest creatures. In fact, so many were upset they didn't get a role, I tried to give everyone a role as something, think I even let Andy be a tree. However, this caused money issues, you guys stunk and ruined the release of the production.

[Wolferz]

You mean my greatness shined so bright you couldn't ignore me. :sunny:

Yes sir! But, it's not that. You're so humble. Maybe too humble.
Humble folk ='s introverted wall flower.

[u crank]

I hope the FOX Network doesn't cancel this show. I'm starting to like it.


http://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/hobbies/recliner.gif

[Armistead]

I hope the FOX Network doesn't cancel this show. I'm starting to like it.


http://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/hobbies/recliner.gif

Which one?

[Armistead]

Yes sir! But, it's not that. You're so humble. Maybe too humble.
Humble folk ='s introverted wall flower.

Well, he ain't humble, he's a trouble maker, often goes off topic in a thread, causing me to respond, then he slips out the back door and leaves me standing before Takeda with my pants down.

[Armistead]

Yeah, it was. Somebody kept grabbing my nutz. Was that you?

Made me go hungry as that bag was the only nutz I brought and you ate them.
That will positively be the last time I participate in a tent stuffing contest

Is that Donnas' half nekkid posterior I see sticking out. No, by the flap.
Y'all really liked my tent pole.
Who the heck is Wolfez? Another one of your alter egos?

I wasn't the only one that grabbed your nuts that night, I saw Wern with a handful.

First, you held the Ubi Convention. You were in charge of the events and shelter. We get there, hike 10 miles through bug infested brush and you have one tent. That night we were all out in the rain and cold, when you opened your flap and said we could all come in

I think you're mistaking Wern's two knees for Donna's rear. Donna's the one with the big feet.

[Wolferz]

I wasn't the only one that grabbed your nuts that night, I saw Wern with a handful.

First, you held the Ubi Convention. You were in charge of the events and shelter. We get there, hike 10 miles through bug infested brush and you have one tent. That night we were all out in the rain and cold, when you opened your flap and said we could all come in

I think you're mistaking Wern's two knees for Donna's rear. Donna's the one with the big feet.
And you complained like a spoiled child the whole time. Next time you want to go on a mans retreat. Man up.
I had to hike out there to set things up, then hike back to be the guide because your compass didn't work. Then you threw a tantrum when I informed you that orienteering is more fun when you have a real compass. Not that toy you got out of your Cracker Jacks.
Besides, one tent is all Ubisoft gave me. Tambor said it was an old Canadien trick for staying warm on a cold night in the woods. Sleep with a few pigs he says. So I did. Try to look on the positive side. We did get ALOT better acquainted. That was the whole purpose.
We never did find Timothy after he went missing. I think you guys ate him. I kept wondering why Donna was passng gas in her sleep after not having anything to eat. She was like Old Faithful. Every hour, on the hour..... BRRRRRRAP! Then you flicked your Bic and the whole works went up in flames. I really wanted to stay out there longer.
See? I told you our hair would grow back, except for Werns' eyebrows of course. He was using Donna as a pillow and took a full facial shot of the last eruption. You couldn't have timed your ignition any better. Have you worked for NASA?

[Armistead]

Not exactly... When we got there, you made us all dress up in those silly Spartan outfits for the hike, not easy to get through all the briars in leather underwear and fake red plastic capes. I put my good compass in my drawers and it fell out somewhere.

Here we were marching in formation with you leading the way, giving orders and telling us all "tonight we dine in hell." Little did I know hell was that bad.

I should've known something was up, a Ubi convention based on a Spartan theme, one tent and how you left your nuts out.....

I thought us Ubi members all agreed we would never discuss that outing....

[Jimbuna]

Oh please don't stop....this thread serves as a constant timely reminder of how things turned out over at Ubi causing so many of us to leave.

[Wolferz]

Oh please don't stop....this thread serves as a constant timely reminder of how things turned out over at Ubi causing so many of us to leave.

Yeah buddy. Who wuz you again?:hmmm:

[Wolferz]

What do you mean not talk about it? You're the one that brought it up!

You all agreed to the Spartan Theme and signed the waivers to boot.
If you didn't want to dine in Hells Kitchen you should have said so and I would have cancelled the reservations. The Garden of Eden Restaurant would have been much nicer but, I'd wager you would have moaned even more about fig leaves and briars. At least the leathers afforded some protection.
I bet next time you'll listen to my advice about not taking a shower after tromping through poison ivy. I'll say no more about that, to spare you any further em bare ass ment.
Even you have to admit... We looked Good! Scared the bejeebers out of those Assassins Creed nerds.
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/300-003.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

Yeah buddy. Who wuz you again?:hmmm:

He's Jimbuna. He's one of the best and most productive members of this forum. He was instrumental in the development in the Grey Wolves series of supermods for Silent Hunter III. He's also a moderator-at-large and a really great guy to boot.

[Wolferz]

He's Jimbuna. He's one of the best and most productive members of this forum. He was instrumental in the development in the Grey Wolves series of supermods for Silent Hunter III. He's also a moderator-at-large and a really great guy to boot.

Thank you for the biography, sir. I was just curious if he went by a different nick over at Ubi is all, as I don't recall seeing a Jimbuna over there. Wasn't questioning credentials.
Now back to the Sea Dog pile. All moderators are invited.

[Jimbuna]

Same nick over there and left around about the same time as a couple of moderator friends...RealJambo and VikingGrandad.

[Takeda Shingen]

Thank you for the biography, sir.

The other moderators will answer to 'Sir'. For me, you may use 'My Lord'.

[Jimbuna]

The other moderators will answer to 'Sir'. For me, you may use 'My Lord'.

LOL :)

[Takeda Shingen]

LOL :)

I should have used that with Cybermat when he first got here. He might have actually done it. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

I should have used that with Cybermat when he first got here. He might have actually done it. :haha:

You know what?...your probably right :D

[Wolferz]

The other moderators will answer to 'Sir'. For me, you may use 'My Lord'.

Neal before Zod! when you make those requests.

You may kiss my...hand.

[Takeda Shingen]

Neal before Zod! when you make those requests.

You may kiss my...hand.

'Neal before Zod, My Lord.' Know your place.

[AVGWarhawk]

Thank you for the biography, sir.

That was the abridged version. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

That was the abridged version. :haha:

Don't you dare go blaming me for any bridges that have collapsed...it was a big boy and he ran away :o

[Takeda Shingen]

Don't you dare go blaming me for any bridges that have collapsed...it was a big boy and he ran away :o

We just blame you for Starforce, that's all.

[u crank]

Which one?

That one.

[Wolferz]

Same nick over there and left around about the same time as a couple of moderator friends...RealJambo and VikingGrandad.
That was a terrible loss when you and those sailors cycled out.
You must have been in the SH III forum all the time. I stayed out of there after I upgraded my Op System and found out Ubisloth had put the OS sniffer in the installer and SH III never worked for me again. Just more of the skullduggery the ninnymongouses pulled on us all.
I guess they were afraid of another mutiny involving cash.
I got the last laugh though and boycotted SH V
They can kiss my...hand.:rock:

[Jimbuna]

We just blame you for Starforce, that's all.

Makes a change from being blamed for global warming I suppose :)

[AVGWarhawk]

Makes a change from being blamed for global warming I suppose :)

No, that's still on the list.

[fireftr18]

Where's Donna in all this. She needs to join back in the fun. And She-Wolf, she needs to join in too.
:()1:

[Wolferz]

"That was the abridged version. :haha:


Thank goodness! My attention span gets shorter every day. But it would have shown great loyalty to defend a well respected friend with a book. Especially in a Dog Pile thread where nothing is written or taken seriously.
Then you ask yourself... " Is it admirable? Or just anal?":timeout: Anal. Definitely!
I'm being serious here. Don't roll your eyes.:doh:
/stands indignantly.

[Sailor Steve]

Neal before Zod!
Neal comes before anybody here. Or is that not what you meant?

[Wolferz]

I hope the FOX Network doesn't cancel this show. I'm starting to like it.


http://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/hobbies/recliner.gif

You know what they say...
There's no accounting for taste.

Blech! This is awful! ARMISTEAD!

[Sailor Steve]

Where's Donna in all this. She needs to join back in the fun. And She-Wolf, she needs to join in too.
They both seem to stick to the "real" forums here. Donna is both respectful and helpful, hence her award. She-Wolf is also a respected member.

[Wolferz]

Neal comes before anybody here. Or is that not what you meant?
'zactly:up: Everybody kneels before Zod. Including Neal.
On your knees pilgrim.:stare:

[Wolferz]

They both seem to stick to the "real" forums here. Donna is both respectful and helpful, hence her award. She-Wolf is also a respected member.
Donna won't come in here because we would drag her down to our level and she would beat us with experience. Now that's respect.

Psst, FF. He don't know Donna like we do, do he?
I'm with you Steve. I would do any thing for love too.
But I WON"T DO THAT!

[u crank]

You know what they say...
There's no accounting for taste.


Everybody loves a train wreck, ship wreck...whatever you call it.

Honey, get me a beer. :O:

[Armistead]

Donna won't come in here because we would drag her down to our level and she would beat us with experience. Now that's respect.

Psst, FF. He don't know Donna like we do, do he?
I'm with you Steve. I would do any thing for love too.
But I WON"T DO THAT!


Maybe it's a different Donna here, I couldn't keep up with the other one over at Ubi.

[Wolferz]

Everybody loves a train wreck, ship wreck...whatever you call it.

Honey, get me a beer. :O:
I know and don't call me honey and get your own beer.:har:

[Wolferz]

Maybe it's a different Donna here, I couldn't keep up with the other one over at Ubi.

It's her. Believe me. She's already PM'ed me here, using the same salutation. "Hi Sailor"
I've seen lot lizards, Is there such a thing as a board lizard?

[fireftr18]

They both seem to stick to the "real" forums here. Donna is both respectful and helpful, hence her award. She-Wolf is also a respected member.

So Steve, I guess you're saying we're not respected, or respectable, responsible, or something like that. :-j So that's why we're stuck down here in the bilge. :doh: And trust me, it's not the fresh water bilge. :eek: I agree with Wolferz, you don't know Donna like we do. :o

[u crank]

I know and don't call me honey and get your own beer.:har:

Anybody who gets me a beer is called honey. Now where's that remote, the Ubirats are on.:D

[Armistead]

It's her. Believe me. She's already PM'ed me here, using the same salutation. "Hi Sailor"
I've seen lot lizards, Is there such a thing as a board lizard?


She sent you a PM....:oops:

[Armistead]

Anybody who gets me a beer is called honey. Now where's that remote, the Ubirats are on.:D

I got my Dad lot's of beer and I was the remote, he never called me honey.

[Wolferz]

This keeps getting better and better. I'm on the edge of my seat. Maybe that's what caused DBW to fall out of his chair and break his arm.

[Armistead]

So Steve, I guess you're saying we're not respected, or respectable, responsible, or something like that. :-j So that's why we're stuck down here in the bilge. :doh: And trust me, it's not the fresh water bilge. :eek: I agree with Wolferz, you don't know Donna like we do. :o

I think Steve would testify I am/was a respectful, responsible forum member here, but maybe I have slipped a tad since Wolferz started this Ubi crud.

Anyway, I can hear Nancy Grace on in the other room talking about all types of perversion, makes me feel rather moral. IDK, but for some reason I've got a thing for Nancy, you know she's a firecracker and probably swigs a whip.

[u crank]

I got my Dad lot's of beer and I was the remote, he never called me honey.

When we went on vacation us kids would be in the back seat with the case of beer. Dad would yell, " Light me a cigarette and pass me a beer." It was child abuse for sure. :O:

[Armistead]

They both seem to stick to the "real" forums here. Donna is both respectful and helpful, hence her award. She-Wolf is also a respected member.

I've been here for years, helped thousands of people, entertained with wit and humor and I've yet to get an award. I think I'll get a wig and some lipstick....

Can't you give me an award for something so I can get one of those fancy emblem thingys?

[Wolferz]

She sent you a PM.... :oops:


Yes. Off topic too.:rock:
She secretly loves me. In fact, it's so secret, she doesn't know.

It's always possible that someone is pulling a Manti on me but, it beats a Sandusky any day.

[Armistead]

When we went on vacation us kids would be in the back seat with the case of beer. Dad would yell, " Light me a cigarette and pass me a beer." It was child abuse for sure. :O:

For sure, what we knew as normal, parents get arrested for today. I was payn rent to live at home at 15.

[u crank]

For sure, what we knew as normal, parents get arrested for today. I was payn rent to live at home at 15.

Yea and then you'd get that graduation present. A suitcase. :haha:

[fireftr18]

When we went on vacation us kids would be in the back seat with the case of beer. Dad would yell, " Light me a cigarette and pass me a beer." It was child abuse for sure. :O:

It was the worse kind of child abuse. We had to get the beer, but not allowed some for ourselves. :hmph:

[Armistead]

Yea and then you'd get that graduation present. A suitcase. :haha:


You got a suitcase...niceeee

[Wolferz]

Can't you give me an award for something so I can get one of those fancy emblem thingys?


that's easy. Just add copious amounts of brown nose. Need to borrow a cupful? Ya crybabie:wah:

[Wolferz]

When we went on vacation us kids would be in the back seat with the case of beer. Dad would yell, " Light me a cigarette and pass me a beer." It was child abuse for sure. :O:
it's all good as long as you don't use it as a defense in court.

[Wolferz]

I think Steve would testify I am/was a respectful, responsible forum member here, but maybe I have slipped a tad since Wolferz started this Ubi crud.

Anyway, I can hear Nancy Grace on in the other room talking about all types of perversion, makes me feel rather moral. IDK, but for some reason I've got a thing for Nancy, you know she's a firecracker and probably swigs a whip.
Nobody twisted your arm that I know of.:shifty: I come over and see the exact same behavior as before. You can fool some of the people... etc etc ad nauseum.
Not to be a grammar/spelling Nazi... again.
But you're making me want a whip swug at me by some female talking head.
I wonder if Rachel Maddow is available with a dominatrix outfit. <<<shudder>>>
I would put on my jacket and leave just as she was warming up the whip. Yeah I know. I'm a sadist.

[Wolferz]

Yea and then you'd get that graduation present. A suitcase. :haha:


Mine was a little less subtle. I got a set of dishes and silverware along with the eviction notice. :wah:
Parents are unabashed Happy Day preppers.

[AVGWarhawk]

Mine was a sandwich wrapped in a map.

[Wolferz]

Mine was a sandwich wrapped in a map.
I had the tools but had to go foraging in order to use them.
The slop barrel behind the local smorgasbord was a good location but you had to fight off the rats... and Armistead.
Wait, that's redundant.
Now that I think about it, coming here seems so familiar...Can I bum some penicillin? Tums? Rabies Vaccine? Anything?
Arggh....jaw...locking.....up mmmfff

[Armistead]

Nobody twisted your arm that I know of.:shifty: I come over and see the exact same behavior as before. You can fool some of the people... etc etc ad nauseum.
Not to be a grammar/spelling Nazi... again.
But you're making me want a whip swug at me by some female talking head.
I wonder if Rachel Maddow is available with a dominatrix outfit. <<<shudder>>>
I would put on my jacket and leave just as she was warming up the whip. Yeah I know. I'm a sadist.

Well, I just want an award, citation, certificate, something, it doesn't have to be special. Doesn't Neal know this is the generation where everyone gets an award or mention, no losers allowed. The last school awards I attended at my son's school, they handed out 135 awards in his class of 35 students, heck, even the parents got awards.. Doesn't Neal know voting for awards hurts the feelings of the 98% that doesn't get one, making us feel left out and unwanted. Today you don't get an award for what you've done, but for what they hope you can do, an incentive to encourage you if you suck at life...

I think we need a Subsim Hall of Fame or do we already have one...I don't recall, but I know I should be in one.

Once I get my award, I'll go away.

[AVGWarhawk]

For dramatic effect in a forum thread:



http://www.oscars.org/awards/academyawards/about/awards/images/side_oscar.jpg

[Wolferz]

:har:

You WILL be prosecuted.

[AVGWarhawk]

Does this mean tarred, feathered, burned at the stake then hung until dead?

[Wolferz]

For dramatic effect in a forum thread:



http://www.oscars.org/awards/academyawards/about/awards/images/side_oscar.jpg
Much less passed it! Give it to Armistead before it dries.
It won't be as shiny.

[Armistead]

:har:

You WILL be prosecuted.

For what, did I do something illegal?


Anyways, feel free to nominate me for an award, but to satisfy my demands the award must be given to me by Neal.
I already have the "Sonny Bono" award, so hopefully something more. I would also accept being a moderator for a day.

Don't forget the emblem thingy, I want it posted under my name to the right...

[Wolferz]

For what, did I do something illegal?

We don't know. Did you?:hmmm:
Watson! Get in here. I need you! ( blacked out scene of big Bugs Bunny SMOOCH)



http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/pie_in_face_2.jpg
YOU DESERVed it, now shut up and eat it.

Disclaimer: Pie pictured not to scale nor indicative of ingredients.
See package for details

We don't ' have a clue what it's made of

[Armistead]

"This is a past Ubi story, I changed some names to protect the innocent."

It was a long way back to New York. Due to some failures on the part of my XO Wolfez, I lost my sub and had to take a Pigboat to New York for further training.

We arrived and docked. My XO Wolferz had been gone for a few days.

"Where's Wolferz" I asked..

"Capt., he's out at Maggie's house of carnal delights." said Tambor laughing.

Good ole Maggie, what a wonderful woman. You could get 3 girls and breakfast in the morning for $50.00.

Well, Wolferz was riled, but after two months at sea, I expected the crew to have a lil fun. Normally Wolferz wouldn't pull this crap, but I heard he was drunk, I didn't care, this is the navy, girls are for fun.

He often complained of a bad back at sea, so in port he was easy prey for a snake oil salesman's cure all hooch-juice and it didn't take much to get him drunk. Once drunk, his mental facilities dulled, someone like Wolferz didn't belong at a place like Maggie's, but his mind was set, his loins afire, he was on his way.

Wolferz walked through the alley in the dark of night hearing the light moans coming from the trucks on the side street.

"Cheap sinning SOB's, he thought to himself, "won't even pay for a bed", what's wrong with peoples morals these days."

He rang the bell at Maggie's and gave the 3-3-1 secret knock that our C.O.B. Tambor had told him. Maggie opened the door.

"Can I help you Sailor."

"Er, well, I need a bed and some company" said Wolferz why blushing.

"Well, all my girls are busy tonight, come back tomorrow." replied Maggie.

Wolferz got pushy.."I've been out to sea for two months, please Maggie"

After long debate, Maggie explained to Wolferz the girls were busy. She saw he was riled and drunk. Old Salts know Maggie's a businesswoman, always ready to make a buck off those less wiser souls. She explained to Wolferz that she had no girls available, but if he had an open mind, she could promise him pleasures only known in Singapore.

"Come in and buy some drinks why I explain it to you" said Maggie.

Even Maggie's water downed booze was too much for Wolferz. Maggie got several drinks into him why she explained to him the deal.

"Look Dear, you have an open mind and I promise you pleasure, only $50. Now go upstairs, second room on the right, in there will be a chicken on a table. Just grab it by the wings and do your thing. When it starts flapping it's wings, it will be the best experience you've had."

When you're drunk and Maggie is holding your hand, it's hard to say no. Old Wolferz stone drunk now said

" I'll do it."

Upstairs he went, walked in the empty room debating, but he finally grabbed that chicken. Wolferz moaned why the chicken clucked, around the room doing the deed on floors, tables, etc. When he was done, he had killed the chicken. He walked downstairs with the dead chicken and showed Maggie.

"Sorry, I killed your chicken" said Wolferz.

"No charge for the chicken." replied Maggie.

Wolferz left, made it to the cheap motel and fell dead asleep as the sun came up. He woke up, feeling a lil ashamed about the chicken he saw laying next to him, but thought it would make a good lunch. He had to have a few drinks.

Wolferz got riled again and decided he would go back to Maggie's for a girl that night. When he arrived, there was a line at the door. Finally he rang the bell and gave the knock and Maggie opened the door..

"It's me again." said Wolferz.....

"Me who." said Maggie

"Me, from last night, you know.." Wolferz made a lil cluck sound to remind her
.
"Oh, is that you, I'm sorry, the lights not good, come on in and buy me some drinks.."

Wolferz had drinks with Maggie and explained his need for a girl..

"Sorry Wolferz, the girls are all busy again, but didn't you have a good time last night."

"Well, yes I did, actually a real good time." said Wolferz why looking shyly at the floor.

"That's my boy." said Mag..."I love men with open minds."

Wolferz was set on a woman for tonight, but again Maggie explained all the girls were busy. She again told Wolfer that even better pleasures were in store tonight if he had an open mind, that he could see things only a few ever see, only $50...

"I'll do it" says Wolferz.

"OK Dear, follow me" Maggie takes him upstairs. She opens the door.

Several benches were lined up with men of all types. Maggie sat Wolferz down. She stood up in front of a curtain and explained to the men.

"Behind this curtain is a see through mirror. When the curtain opens, you can see through it, but those in the other room can't see you. The show tonight...two beautiful girls. Now, watch the show and enjoy, they can't see you, no one knows what goes on in here, feel free to be openminded here, twaddle with or amongst yourselves...enjoy"

Well, Mag turned the lights down and left, the curtain opened. One woman was waiting and another walked in. A lil timid at first, they finally got it on. The crowd cheered and loved it. Wolferz had to admit he was getting excited. He could hear funny sounds coming from the people in the dark room around him. He knew what he was supposed to do, so he watched, not believing what he was seeing.

Old Wolferz, finally into the show and enjoying himself nudged the fellow next to him..

"Hey fellah, this is a pretty good show isn't it..."

The fellow replied....

"You think this show is good, you should've been here last night and watched that guy screw that chicken..."

[Sailor Steve]

Once I get my award, I'll go away.
Promises, promises. :O:

[Wolferz]

"This is a past Ubi story, I changed some names to protect the innocent."

It was a long way back to New York. Due to some failures on the part of my XO Wolfez, I lost my sub and had to take a Pigboat to New York for further training.

We arrived and docked. My XO Wolferz had been gone for a few days.

"Where's Wolferz" I asked..

"Capt., he's out at Maggie's house of carnal delights." said Tambor laughing.

Good ole Maggie, what a wonderful woman. You could get 3 girls and breakfast in the morning for $50.00.

Well, Wolferz was riled, but after two months at sea, I expected the crew to have a lil fun. Normally Wolferz wouldn't pull this crap, but I heard he was drunk, I didn't care, this is the navy, girls are for fun.

He often complained of a bad back at sea, so in port he was easy prey for a snake oil salesman's cure all hooch-juice and it didn't take much to get him drunk. Once drunk, his mental facilities dulled, someone like Wolferz didn't belong at a place like Maggie's, but his mind was set, his loins afire, he was on his way.

Wolferz walked through the alley in the dark of night hearing the light moans coming from the trucks on the side street.

"Cheap sinning SOB's, he thought to himself, "won't even pay for a bed", what's wrong with peoples morals these days."

He rang the bell at Maggie's and gave the 3-3-1 secret knock that our C.O.B. Tambor had told him. Maggie opened the door.

"Can I help you Sailor."

"Er, well, I need a bed and some company" said Wolferz why blushing.

"Well, all my girls are busy tonight, come back tomorrow." replied Maggie.

Wolferz got pushy.."I've been out to sea for two months, please Maggie"

After long debate, Maggie explained to Wolferz the girls were busy. She saw he was riled and drunk. Old Salts know Maggie's a businesswoman, always ready to make a buck off those less wiser souls. She explained to Wolferz that she had no girls available, but if he had an open mind, she could promise him pleasures only known in Singapore.

"Come in and buy some drinks why I explain it to you" said Maggie.

Even Maggie's water downed booze was too much for Wolferz. Maggie got several drinks into him why she explained to him the deal.

"Look Dear, you have an open mind and I promise you pleasure, only $50. Now go upstairs, second room on the right, in there will be a chicken on a table. Just grab it by the wings and do your thing. When it starts flapping it's wings, it will be the best experience you've had."

When you're drunk and Maggie is holding your hand, it's hard to say no. Old Wolferz stone drunk now said

" I'll do it."

Upstairs he went, walked in the empty room debating, but he finally grabbed that chicken. Wolferz moaned why the chicken clucked, around the room doing the deed on floors, tables, etc. When he was done, he had killed the chicken. He walked downstairs with the dead chicken and showed Maggie.

"Sorry, I killed your chicken" said Wolferz.

"No charge for the chicken." replied Maggie.

Wolferz left, made it to the cheap motel and fell dead asleep as the sun came up. He woke up, feeling a lil ashamed about the chicken he saw laying next to him, but thought it would make a good lunch. He had to have a few drinks.

Wolferz got riled again and decided he would go back to Maggie's for a girl that night. When he arrived, there was a line at the door. Finally he rang the bell and gave the knock and Maggie opened the door..

"It's me again." said Wolferz.....

"Me who." said Maggie

"Me, from last night, you know.." Wolferz made a lil cluck sound to remind her
.
"Oh, is that you, I'm sorry, the lights not good, come on in and buy me some drinks.."

Wolferz had drinks with Maggie and explained his need for a girl..

"Sorry Wolferz, the girls are all busy again, but didn't you have a good time last night."

"Well, yes I did, actually a real good time." said Wolferz why looking shyly at the floor.

"That's my boy." said Mag..."I love men with open minds."

Wolferz was set on a woman for tonight, but again Maggie explained all the girls were busy. She again told Wolfer that even better pleasures were in store tonight if he had an open mind, that he could see things only a few ever see, only $50...

"I'll do it" says Wolferz.

"OK Dear, follow me" Maggie takes him upstairs. She opens the door.

Several benches were lined up with men of all types. Maggie sat Wolferz down. She stood up in front of a curtain and explained to the men.

"Behind this curtain is a see through mirror. When the curtain opens, you can see through it, but those in the other room can't see you. The show tonight...two beautiful girls. Now, watch the show and enjoy, they can't see you, no one knows what goes on in here, feel free to be openminded here, twaddle with or amongst yourselves...enjoy"

Well, Mag turned the lights down and left, the curtain opened. One woman was waiting and another walked in. A lil timid at first, they finally got it on. The crowd cheered and loved it. Wolferz had to admit he was getting excited. He could hear funny sounds coming from the people in the dark room around him. He knew what he was supposed to do, so he watched, not believing what he was seeing.

Old Wolferz, finally into the show and enjoying himself nudged the fellow next to him..

"Hey fellah, this is a pretty good show isn't it..."

The fellow replied....

"You think this show is good, you should've been here last night and watched that guy screw that chicken..."
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I got my monies worth and that's all that counts.
Besides, nobody really complains
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/69383431_69f7ff5404.jpg Ain't healthy

[Takeda Shingen]

Might be getting a little close to a line here people; let's not get carried away. Be advised.

The Management

[Wolferz]

Armistead,
You keep misspelling my nick as wolfez instead of Wolferz.
If your "R" key has stopped responding...
Well, let's just say I'm glad I didn't use the nick FRAG.

[Armistead]

Might be getting a little close to a line here people; let's not get carried away. Be advised.

The Management

Ok, I'll not tell the story about the potato tables....

Seriously, if I cross the line or get close, feel free to smack it down, knowing my opinion of you remains intact..

[Armistead]

Armistead,
You keep misspelling my nick as wolfez instead of Wolferz.
If your "R" key has stopped responding...
Well, let's just say I'm glad I didn't use the nick FRAG.

My R key gets stuck, as do several others as I constantly dribble coffee on my keyboard.

[Wolferz]

My R key gets stuck, as do several others as I constantly dribble coffee on my keyboard.



http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/thCA1WPGE2.jpg Perhaps?
Don't ask me~ I'm not a doctor.

[Wolferz]

Might be getting a little close to a line here people; let's not get carried away. Be advised.

The Management
Thank you my lord.:up:
He was getting personal.

Neener neener.
Epic FAIL:down:
There goes your shiny new tur err award.

[Armistead]

It would be fail until I posted the next part, which probably would be OK, but I'll resist.

Anyways...Have you heard anything out of Wern via Email....is he moved yet?

[Wolferz]

It would be fail until I posted the next part, which probably would be OK, but I'll resist.

Anyways...Have you heard anything out of Wern via Email....is he moved yet?

Not a peep. Probably moving this and that for momma until she gets it juuuust right. There's also the delay in getting new infrastructure installed.
Or maybe he's read this thread and washed his hands of us.:stare:
We are like grabbing a Hag fish so, I's don't blame him.

Fear not. He'll hit us like fast and furious when we least expect it. The Po Po is sneaky that way.

[Armistead]

Isn't he moving close to you?

[fireftr18]

Not a peep. Probably moving this and that for momma until she gets it juuuust right. There's also the delay in getting new infrastructure installed.
Or maybe he's read this thread and washed his hands of us.:stare:
We are like grabbing a Hag fish so, I's don't blame him.

Fear not. He'll hit us like fast and furious when we least expect it. The Po Po is sneaky that way.

He's a lot like us, (maybe that's why we get along so well) we have fun doing this, but real life is priority. He'll work to get things set up, do some exploring in the new area, then he'll sign on to Ubistupid to find we all moved. Then he'll join us.

[Wolferz]

Isn't he moving close to you?

Yes he is. Just over the ridge/mountain to the east. Between me and Long Pond(Pocono Speedway) I'm pretty much right at the intersection of Iinterstates 80 and 81. I was amazed that he sold his house in Jersey so quickly after Sandy ripped it all up over there. Gubbermint money?

[Wolferz]

He's a lot like us, (maybe that's why we get along so well) we have fun doing this, but real life is priority. He'll work to get things set up, do some exploring in the new area, then he'll sign on to Ubistupid to find we all moved. Then he'll join us


He's already here.:up: But he might do that.
Once Wern does get here full time, Armistead won't get away with his usual shenanigans. Wern will slam him on the hood of the sub, frisk him and do a cavity search in the headlights of the cruiser I just hope he changes the gloves before he gets to me..:huh:

[Armistead]

He's already here.:up: But he might do that.
Once Wern does get here full time, Armistead won't get away with his usual shenanigans. Wern will slam him on the hood of the sub, frisk him and do a cavity search in the headlights of the cruiser I just hope he changes the gloves before he gets to me..:huh:

Yep, I miss old Wern. I imagine he can be quite fierce when needed, even as an old man. I think he's happy with putting the gun and badge down and move on to an easier life.

[Wolferz]

Yep, I miss old Wern. I imagine he can be quite fierce when needed, even as an old man. I think he's happy with putting the gun and badge down and move on to an easier life.

After working in the military for six years, a paramilitary vocation does/did not appeal to me. It takes a special individual to do what Wern did for so long. I salute him:salute: and wish him many years of peace and quiet in the woodlands of Pennsylvania. That's why I'm here after growing up and living in a fairly large city on the Ohio river. Way too much hustle and bustle there. It's peaceful here.
Calm like a bomb.:rock:

[fireftr18]

After working in the military for six years, a paramilitary vocation does/did not appeal to me. It takes a special individual to do what Wern did for so long. I salute him:salute: and wish him many years of peace and quiet in the woodlands of Pennsylvania. That's why I'm here after growing up and living in a fairly large city on the Ohio river. Way too much hustle and bustle there. It's peaceful here.
Calm like a bomb.:rock:

Bowling Green?? Fairly large?? :06:

[Wolferz]

Bowling Green?? Fairly large?? :06:

North of there. WELL north. Wife 1.0 and her family were from those parts. They were definitely an inbred bunch.:88) I was from the capitol.
Louisville.:D

I don't think Bowling Green is a river town. Now who's showing the dirty end of the pool?
Meerferminit. Looky at this mahp.

[fireftr18]

North of there. WELL north. Wife 1.0 and her family were from those parts. They were definitely an inbred bunch.:88) I was from the capitol.
Louisville.:D

I don't think Bowling Green is a river town. Now who's showing the dirty end of the pool?
Meerferminit. Looky at this mahp.

:har:

Is it "Louie-ville" or "Lua-voole"? :hmm2:
And yes, Louisville is kind of a big city.

[Wolferz]

:har:

Is it "Louie-ville" or "Lua-voole"? :hmm2:
And yes, Louisville is kind of a big city.

Yes and no it isn't the capitol of Kentucky. That's Frankfort even if four out of five Kentuckians think it's Loouhvool. Actually, I lived in Pleasure Ridge Park. That's near lively Shively and Fairdale and we's all know whut them Fairdale boys say....FARM OUT! Shively only had one goal... Annex PRP. We said try it and we'll annex Shively.
I also lived in Lexington for a short while. Lived in Barlow when I wuz a little feller. A small little town in the western reaches that you don't notice until you get to the stop sign to make the left toward Misery.
If it wasn't for the falls of the Ohio, Louisville would not have happened at all.

Did you ever hear the story of Jawsa? They made a movie about it.

[Armistead]

capital, not capitol..........

capitol is in reference to a building that is usually within the capital city.

[Wolferz]

capital, not capitol..........

capitol is in reference to a building that is usually within the capital city.

Armistead is correcting MY spelling??? WTF!!??:stare: Oh! :har:

You looked it up in your dinosaur book didn't you?
See? I told ewe that Evelyn Wood-hed sped reddin cource wood com in handi.

[Armistead]

Armistead is correcting MY spelling??? WTF!!??:stare: Oh! :har:

You looked it up in your dinosaur book didn't you?
See? I told ewe that Evelyn Wood-hed sped reddin cource wood com in handi.


Sorry, you spelled it correctly, just improper usage, so that's twice I've corrected you.

No book or link needed for such a simple error.

The shame you must feel being corrected by me:D

[Wolferz]

Sorry, you spelled it correctly, just improper usage, so that's twice I've corrected you.

No book or link needed for such a simple error.

The shame you must feel being corrected by me:D

No, not at all. I can't be right all the time. just 99.999 % of the time.
Your 0.001% is chump change to the master of all he surveys.
Besides, I got a star for not peeing my pants in kindergarden. Boast the same you can not.:88)

Are you attempting to take Steves' job?

[Armistead]

No, not at all. I can't be right all the time. just 99.999 % of the time.
Your 0.001% is chump change to the master of all he surveys.
Besides, I got a star for not peeing my pants in kindergarden. Boast the same you can not.:88)

Are you attempting to take Steves' job?

I'm sure you've had more shameful moments, like the first time your wife saw you neeked...

I was potty trained before Kindergarden...

No, I wouldn't attempt to take over Steve's job of advanced grammer, but will point out very simple errors when I spot them...:D

[fireftr18]

No, not at all. I can't be right all the time. just 99.999 % of the time.
Your 0.001% is chump change to the master of all he surveys.
Besides, I got a star for not peeing my pants in kindergarden. Boast the same you can not.:88)

Are you attempting to take Steves' job?

Are you saying you're always right except for when you're wrong?:03:

[Wolferz]

Are you saying you're always right except for when you're wrong?:03:

Flip that and you get it right.:rock:

What I detest is people who tell me I'm wrong, even when I'm right.:nope:

But I'm not anal enough to prove anything to them.
For all Armistead knows, my usage of words in certain contexts could possibly be a (sic) thing or maybe I'm stupid. I'll let you be the judge.:know:
Grammer was never my strong suit.
My grammer was slow, but she was old. Now she ain't moving at all.

[Armistead]

:03:

Flip that and you get it right.:rock:

What I detest is people who tell me I'm wrong, even when I'm right.:nope:

But I'm not anal enough to prove anything to them.
For all Armistead knows, my usage of words in certain contexts could possibly be a (sic) thing or maybe I'm stupid. I'll let you be the judge.:know:
Grammer was never my strong suit.
My grammer was slow, but she was old. Now she ain't moving at all.

I'm sorry you're sic, when I'm not feeling well I tend to make more mistakes.:D

[Wolferz]

I'm sure you've had more shameful moments, like the first time your wife saw you neeked...

I was potty trained before Kindergarden...

No, I wouldn't attempt to take over Steve's job of advanced grammer, but will point out very simple errors when I spot them...:D

You went to kindergarten? I skipped right past that coloring book nonsense and went straight to first grade instead. Did you try clepping that class? Or were you having too much trouble staying inside the lines with those big fat crayons?

As to your other concern.... I 've never been neekid. Always a lapkid. knees hurt the tail bone too much.
My wife finds me quite attractive in a sick way.
If you're fishing for pictures, forget it. I'm not that kind of guy.:smug:

Let's not keep changing the subject... Where's your star?

[Jimbuna]

Let's not keep changing the subject... Where's your star?

He doesn't have one.

[Armistead]

You went to kindergarten? I skipped right past that coloring book nonsense and went straight to first grade instead. Did you try clepping that class? Or were you having too much trouble staying inside the lines with those big fat crayons?

As to your other concern.... I 've never been neekid. Always a lapkid. knees hurt the tail bone too much.
My wife finds me quite attractive in a sick way.
If you're fishing for pictures, forget it. I'm not that kind of guy.:smug:

Let's not keep changing the subject... Where's your star?

What star?
Oh, I see, you think you're special. I think you get on of those when you hit the 50th post mark here. It's something Neal doe's for the kids around here.

[Armistead]

He doesn't have one.

I don't want a star, I want one of those emblems you have, in fact, I want them all. I don't want to be a mod, just the emblem. Can you arrange that?

[Jimbuna]

I don't want a star, I want one of those emblems you have, in fact, I want them all. I don't want to be a mod, just the emblem. Can you arrange that?

No problem....but can you afford the payment?

[Takeda Shingen]

He doesn't have one.

What is the star for? I came to the forum today to find that I have one, but I have no idea why.