The '^' '<' 'V' Game

[ajrimmer42]

Found this game on another forum and thought it was pretty good.

Le Rules

Each post you put is only 3 lines long.
Start with '^' and say something about the person above.
The next line starts with '<' and you say something about yourself.
The third and last line starts with 'V' and you type something about the next person to post.


Hopefully that's clear, I'll start :D

^ There's no-one above, duh...
< Doesn't think anyone is gonna reply to this
v Has no idea what I'm talking about

[Raptor1]

^ Was clearly mistaken
< Has increased his post count
v Has achieved the same as me

[joegrundman]

^ he's right
< will never play again
V will play lots of times

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ has admiral's hat
< may play again
v didn't get what the rules say :D

[Dowly]

I would like to play, but don't understand the rules. :cry:

[Chad]

^ knows all
> didn't get what the rules say
v is a secret agent

[Raptor1]

^ Has no proof
< Is most definitely not a secret agent
v Has no proof either

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ Is a secret agent, must be he denied!
< Do not work for MI6
v Is Mr. Bond's sidekick

[Lord_magerius]

^ Shouldn't go round telling people that I'm Bond's sidekick
< Is actually Mr. Bond's drinking buddy
V Can back me up on this

[frau kaleun]

^ true, but not much of a buddy as he never picks up the tab
< is actually Mr. Bond's sidekick
v is actually the next international supervillain on our list

[AVGWarhawk]

^ yes, please give me my tights
< needs a new cape
v will be my side kick

[Jimbuna]

I would like to play, but don't understand the rules. :cry:

DITTO

[kiwi_2005]

^ Is insane
< Giving out autographs at 3pm
v Is insane

[frau kaleun]

^ is wrong
> is not crazy; my mother had me tested
v watches "Beaches" and cries like a little girl

[mapuc]

DITTO

^ = the person above -write something funny about the person above
< =you-wite something funny about you self.
v = write something funny about the next person that's gonna post next.

Hopefully it will help you

Markus

[Jimbuna]

^ = the person above -write something funny about the person above
< =you-wite something funny about you self.
v = write something funny about the next person that's gonna post next.

Hopefully it will help you

Markus

^ likes lollipops
< prefer them sugar coated
v wears frilly knickers

[AVGWarhawk]

^wears lacy underwear
<does not wear lacy underwear
V wears a thong

[kiwi_2005]

^ is sitting in his boxers watching Coro St reruns
< Likes this game
v farts

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ partially correct, pleasure reserved for kiwi_2005
< listens Van Halen
v listens Pink

[the_tyrant]

^secretly loves Justin Beaber
<likes Van Halen too
v is naked when reading this

[kiwi_2005]

^ sister walks in takes photos and uploads to facebook
< Ran out of coffee and is now all depressed
v is drunk

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ needs a coffee farm
< prefers black tea
v loves wine

[ajrimmer42]

^ I may like wine but I aslur you shir I'm not pished.
< Just remembered about Amnesia and scared himself witless playing on a dark foggy night :o
v may or may not be indecently attracted to goats.

[frau kaleun]

^ Vendor is intrigued by his ideas, and would like to subscribe to his newsletter
> has still not given up the cigs (shuddup Vendor)
v thinks U-571 is the best submarine movie EVAH!!!!!11!

[Sailor Steve]

^ Obviously has never read my works on U-571
< Doesn't like smoke
v Needs to tell me where the down key is so I don't have to copy & paste

[Gerald]

^ Vendor is intrigued by his ideas, and would like to subscribe to his newsletter
> has still not given up the cigs (shuddup Vendor)
v thinks U-571 is the best submarine movie EVAH!!!!!11! :O:

[frau kaleun]

^ combo breaker!
> would like Sailor Steve to take a long hard look at the letter "v" on his keyboard :O:
v thinks Harry Potter is a pathetic rip-off of Twilight

[Sailor Steve]

^ Knows how to make me feel stupid. Are you sure we're not married?
< Doesn't really need any help to look stupid.
v Will probably make me look even more stupid.

[Randomizer]

^ Holds these things to be self evident.
< Never got into Harry Potter or even knows any Hairy Potters.
v Likely planned to respond to SS.

[CaptainMattJ.]

^Cries when Leonardo Decaprio dies in Titanic
< Is living in a Fed-ex crate on a island with a bloody volleyball named Wilson
V Wishes they had a friend like Wilson

[Randomizer]

CaptainMattJ wrote:
^Cries when Leonardo Decaprio dies in Titanic
< Is living in a Fed-ex crate on a island with a bloody volleyball named Wilson
V Wishes they had a friend like Wilson
^ Like friends with balls
< Has never seen Titanic
v Probably drinks too much ouzo

[TarJak]

^ Has no idea how much of anything I drink
< Has never even tasted ouzo
v Probably thinks I post too much drivel

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ wears pink underwear
< wears black underwear
v wears orange thongs :O:

[TarJak]

^ can't make his mind up about what I wear
< can't make his mind up about what I wear
v can't make his mind up about what I wear

Pink underwear I'd wear
http://www.metrosexualmale.com.au/wp-content/uploads/ProductFeed/200x200/15674097.jpg

Orange thongs I'd wear
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[ajrimmer42]

^ Probably does wear orange thongs
< Only occasionally wears orange thongs
v Doesn't like where this thread is going

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ gave wise comment
< agrees with previous poster
v got duty to invent something else

[Penguin]

^ is probably astonished about the current heat wave in Europe
< can't stand heat (in a non-sexual way; changing thread direction ;))
V doesn't know on which continent Europe is

[Jimbuna]

^ not even sure on which planet
< loves Indian and Chinese cuisine
v can't read or write

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ is terror of the highwaymen
< can't read or write jimbunese
v is undercover agent

[the_tyrant]

^ Jimbunese is the lingua franca of subsim, how can you not know it?
< Tries to sell crypto to the KGB
v Is eating chips while reading this

[Raptor1]

^ Knows too much, must be a spy
< Searches for hidden cameras
v Will assist me in rooting out enemy spies on this forum

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ new director of FBI
< treats spies like vampires
v is either spy or vampire

[Jimbuna]

^ Has a vivid imagination
< Will always SINK EM ALL!!
v Has yet to reach puberty

[Sailor Steve]

^ Knows me too well.
< Still waiting for puberty. Will probably have to wait another 60 years.
v Thinks this is funny.

[Jimbuna]

^ Must be a jovial chap
< Far more jovial than me
v Hope the bed sores heal

[Randomizer]

Jimbuna wrote:
^ Must be a jovial chap
< Far more jovial than me
v Hope the bed sores heal

^ Likes his beer warm
< Just fed the Cat
v Likely fluent in Jimbunese

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ had a lucky guess
< has had to do some work today!
V imagines pixies dancing in the toilet. Weirdo. :o

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ works only in his dreams
< loves dancing pixies... those of Dowly's sig style
v have smelly toes

[Jimbuna]

^ Should wash more frequently
< Time I had a can
v Still a daydreamer

[Lord_magerius]

^ Did you say something? Sorry I was daydre... damn!
< Is currently drinking a can
v Likes the feel of wet toilet paper between their toes.

[Jimbuna]

^ Must stop using that public urinal
< Where can I get a pee in peace
v This person is sure to know

[Raptor1]

^ Is clearly in the wrong place for such a thing.
< Does not even know where Peace is.
v Will find the directions for a bathroom in Peace.

[STEED]

I would like to play, but don't understand the rules. :cry:

I agree,

Dowly and I are going chick spotting. :D:haha:

[Karle94]

^ Has completely lost his mind.
< Has completely lost his sense of direction and reality.
v Will not have a clue what I`m talking about.

[Randomizer]

^ Lacks clues about being clueless
< Is unsure of how much sense he's making
v Bears some resemblance to Homer Simpson

[Jimbuna]

^ Must watch cartoons
< Much prefer movies
v Cometh the next fool

[Sailor Steve]

^ Called my name.
< Next Fool.
v Is in love with Rebecca Black.

[Jimbuna]

^ who is Rebecca Black?
< Must look her up
v Cometh the next wise guy

[Sailor Steve]

^ You really don't want to know.
< Conned another one.
v Probably hates me now.

[Jimbuna]

^ I love you babe (LOL)
< I wish I hadn't said that
v Not much chance of the spambot responding (not you Steve...LOL)

[Rockstar]

^ No, I think you're OK
< I like everyone
v Well, almost everyone

[frau kaleun]

^ :hmmm:
< :O:
v :88)

[Jimbuna]

^ :hmmm:
> :O:
v :88)

Your as bad as the last 'unmentionable'....correct the centre line :03:

[frau kaleun]

^ :damn:
< :salute:
v :woot:

[Randomizer]

^ Likes smilies
< Hates smilies
v Probably doesn't care

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ :woot:
< likes smileys... to limit
v is girl? :hmmm:

[Rhodes]

^ Not a girl!
< I am tired of cleaning and gluing bones!
V someone think something better to post!

[Jimbuna]

^ Time for a beer
< I love beer
v Doesn't like alcohol

[Karle94]

^ Doesn`t know me at all.
< Bought a bottle of Vodka in Germany and brought it back home.
v Is a drunken alcoholic.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Stepped in front of a speeding bullet.
< Figures Jim was expecting him to be next.
v Is not sure what to make of all this.

[Karle94]

^ Again, does not know me at all.
< Stepped in front of a moving train.
v Thinks I`m crazy.

[Jimbuna]

^ Neither am I
< Wish I knew where to go next
v Do you know?

[Rhodes]

^ Time for a beer


:yeah: You got it right. I did went to drink a beer with a friend!
Back to topic:

^ Who?
< of to bed!
V Does not drink wine during meals!

[Jimbuna]

^ I do
< A nice wine never hurt anyone
v What wine do you like?

[CaptainMattJ.]

^ a nice merlot
< prefers a glass of jack on the rocks
V drinks molotov cocktails

[Lord_magerius]

/\ This is true
< I also eat landmines as I'm such a badass :haha:
V Can only manage half a grenade

[Sledgehammer427]

^ is incorrect
< enjoys his liquor with a nice amount of burn.
V is within arms reach of a book

[1480]

^ Right on the button
< Need a snack.
v Probably wonders what exactly is my problem.

[Sledgehammer427]

^ Doesn't realize that SH427 is an Illinoisan that gets hungry late at night too :D
< Has to work in a couple hours.
V genuinely likes their current situation

[Randomizer]

^ Hopes work doesn't suck tonight
< Is very happy with his current situation
v Wants a holiday. Someplace nice

[Karle94]

^ Is completely right.
< Thinking about the perfect holiday in Alaska.
v Likes warm places.

[TarJak]

^ is correct for once
< loves heat of many kinds
v is puzzled by this thread

[JU_88]

^ Not really, I read the rules
> Needs a hair cut -
v Has a head zips up at the back

[Jimbuna]

^ Would make a good politician in that case :O:
< Don't vote it only encourages them
v Here comes the next political sponsor

[kiwi_2005]

^ is correct
< has a new coffee maker
v Is a CIA spy

[Jimbuna]

^ Always looked the suspicious type
< Must attend spy school on Monday
v Wonder what font of wisdom will appear next

[Rockstar]

^ There once was a man from Nantucket... :o
< Loves good poetry
V Doesn't know the difference between his butt and a hole in the ground

[Sailor Steve]

^ Knows me too well.
< Wonders how he found that out
v Probably doesn't know me all that well.

[Jimbuna]

^ Knows you well enough to be impressed.
< Wish I knew myself so well.
v Knows what to do next

[JU_88]

^ I certainly do
> What we must do next is establish what to do next, but before we can do that,
v This person needs to tell us how to prepare for what comes next.

[Randomizer]

JU_88 wrote:
^ I certainly do
> What we must do next is establish what to do next, but before we can do that,
v This person needs to tell us how to prepare for what comes next.

^ Probably doesn't want to be told anything
< Does not intend to try
v Doesn't like politicians either

[Jimbuna]

^ Me neither
< Wish politicians would become extinct
v Are you a politician

[JU_88]

^ Me neither
< Wish politicians would become extinct
v Are you a politician

^ No
< ()===[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> Swords are good aren't they?
V Do you have any cheese?

[Randomizer]

^ Likes cheese with whine
< Likes all manner of cheesy comestibles
v Feeds cheese to the Cat

[Jimbuna]

^ Lucky cat
< I like cheese
v Do you

[Lord_magerius]

^ Only if it's melted on things, if it's not melted the texture of it makes me gag.
< Really hates parmesan in whatever form it's in
V Probably loves all types of cheeses.

[JU_88]

^yes all kinds
> I like mayonaise too unlike this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQCkTnxsFAc)
v prefers eggs

[Jimbuna]

^ Love eggs, boiled, poached, fried etc.
< Prefer salad cream to mayonaise
v Do you play a musical instrument

[Lord_magerius]

^ Quite a few, guitar, bass, drums, keys. I'd even give the peruvian nose flute a try if I could
< Actually recording a couple of songs right now
V Probably doesn't like melodic death metal so wouldn't be interested

[Jimbuna]

^ You are quite correct
< Love a beer on an evening
v Do you like beer

[JU_88]

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> hjnf8mm 6nnfg i9k,,,;gkp4rfjdm tjmn fj r
V do you speak any other languages?

[frau kaleun]

^ should really keep his cat off the keyboard
< knows karate and several other Japanese words
v shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

[Jimbuna]

^ Pictures or it didn't happen
< I like war movies
v What was the last movie you saw

[JU_88]

^the one with the bloke in it who i get mixed up with the other one.
> I like to watch air crash investigation on Youtube at 1am while eating porridge with golden syrup.
v Is this normal?

[Jimbuna]

^ If your abnormal
< I prefer curry to porridge
v Have you found my wallet

[Karle94]

^ I most certainly have
< Not gonna return it though
v Forever alone.

[Rockstar]

^Thats because you're too ugly to be around
< Life of the party, chicks dig me :O:
V Who's your daddy?

[TarJak]

^ appears to have self esteem "issues"
< no longer cares what people think
v has stopped thinking altogether

[kiwi_2005]

^ Secretly wishes he was a kiwi bloke
< looking out his window thinking what a beautiful summers day while eating chocolate.
v has slept in

[Randomizer]

^ Has Antipodean tendencies?
< Lives on the proper side of the equator
v Does not have a gun in pocket

[Jimbuna]

^ Firearms tarained but never liked them
< Losers resort to firearms
v Do you agree

[Rhodes]

^ I agree
< like to colect firearms, but collects photo cameras!
v What do you collect?

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ collects dust
< likes bananas
v is a hurricane hunter

[Sailor Steve]

^ Doesn't like Hurricanes. Or Spitfires.
< Just found out in another thread he can't count to three.
v How high can you count?

[Randomizer]

^ Got in first
< Can count to 20+ four out of five times
v Uses a spike belt to keep pants up

[Jimbuna]

^ My pants fit nicely thamk you
< Time I visited my tailor
v Who do you think you are

[CaptainMattJ.]

^Im a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
<Winning
V doesnt know which dude he is.

[Jimbuna]

^ Speak to your parents
< Time to phone home
v Wonder what your thinking

[Randomizer]

^ Reveling in the wonder of wondering
< Finds thinking to be painful
v Understands that no intelligent conversation can contain the word "dude"

[Rockstar]

^ True dat yo
< got diploma from box of crackerjacks
V Dude, what do you think?

[Sailor Steve]

^ True dat yo
< got diploma from box of crackerjacks
V Dude, what do you think?

^ Has a diploma.
< Thinks he ate his along with the Crackerjacks.
v Never heard of Crackerjacks.

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Talks about stuff I don't know about.
< Is not going to forget to don his poppy today.
v Doesn't like dubbed films.

[ajrimmer42]

^ Must know I'm fluent in 56 languages, including Welsh.
< Has already donned his poppy
v Thinks it's 11/11/11, not 11/11/11, bloody Americans.

[Sledgehammer427]

^ Thats American Americans to you! :stare:
< Is really an englishman, trapped in an American's body
V Wants cake.

[Jimbuna]

^ You can have it, It' stale
< Will eat last night curry leftovers for lunch today
v Do you like curry

[Rhodes]

^You're a curry lover...
< will eat roasted chestnuts, it's St. Martins day!
V do you like chestnuts?

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Is nuts about nuts
< only likes chestnuts when dangling on a bit of old shoelace
v screams like a girls when a spider's within 20'.

[ajrimmer42]

^ Clearly has no- ARGHHHH!!!! SPIDER!!!!! :wah:
< Is very excited that a new series of Red Dwarf has been announced today :D
v Has no sense of humour

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ will be unfortunately disappointed by new series :cry:
< hopes he's very wrong about that
v eats ice cream in the bath

[Jimbuna]

^ Is that what you tell her it is floating on the surface
< No longer have a bath...only a shower room and drying area
v Do you use a loofah

[frau kaleun]

^ is clearly Bill O'Reilly in disguise
< can't explain that
v knows how magnets work

[Sailor Steve]

^ Scares me sometimes.
< Is an expert in pretty much everything, and is humble about it.
v Thinks gravity sucks.

[Sledgehammer427]

^ I think it blows too.
< feels cool for making that joke
V think I shouldn't feel so cool about that

[Sailor Steve]

^ Is cooler than he thinks.
< Thinks that anything that makes you feel cool probably makes you look stupid to others.
v Doesn't care what an old Sailor thinks.

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Thinks I don't care, when I do (a bit).
< Can never remember dreams
v Dreams about not caring

[Jimbuna]

^ Probably never cared much anyway
< I'd like to think I care
v Do you care

[Randomizer]

^ Probably really does care
< Is off to the local Cenotaph now
v Should toast absent friends

[Sailor Steve]

^ Means pay tribute to, not as in "now he's toast".
< Needed to figure that out.
v Needs to plan ahead more.

[Jimbuna]

^ Probably demonstrated already they are a good planner
< Planning is not my main interest in my current works position but necessary...infortunately
v Do you plan ahead

[Penguin]

^ confused me with unknown words
< has to look up what 'planning' and 'ahead' means : gosh! :o
V has a dark secret in his basement

[Jimbuna]

Planning ahead - Planning in advance for any perceived/predictable outcomes/events.

Eg: I'd better fill the car up with petrol in case my work rings me to go to that scheduled meeting in London the day after tomorrow.

[Penguin]

^ was very helpful, however irony translates bad in the web ;)
< thought planning and ahead were pretty basic vocabulary, thus emphasizing that I am can't think 2 seconds into the future :03:
V has a really, really dark secret in his basement

[frau kaleun]

^ doesn't realize we already know about the David Hasselhoff shrine downstairs
< is still waiting for Das Boot: The Transcript
v wonders what all the fuss is about

[Sailor Steve]

^ Knows what all the fuss is about, but won't tell me.
< Still wondering.
v Probably won't tell me either.

[TarJak]

^ knows me better than he thinks
< wonders what is going on
v wouldn't know what day it is

[Jimbuna]

^ Neither do I
< Where's the speed poster
v Surely you can think for yourself

[RickC Sniper]

^ has way too much confidence in me
< Wonders why people think I'm Shirley
v Just might be the real Shirley

[Randomizer]

^ Surely he jests
< Don't call me Shirley
v Sees nothing here and so moves along

[Jimbuna]

^ Whilst moving along sees this
< Wondering what it is
v Do you know

[Sledgehammer427]

^ dazed and confused (for so long, its not true)
< Doesn't know either
V hopefully has some answers

[Sailor Steve]

^ dazed and confused (for so long, its not true)
< Doesn't know either
V hopefully has some answers

^ Hoping for answers that just aren't there.
< Doesn't have any answers either.
v Thinks he has some answers. We'll see.

[Jimbuna]

^ What answers might they be
< Watched Tomb Raider at work today
v Can you be of assistance

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Earns his money!
< I can try
v has very little nutrition in their diet

[Sledgehammer427]

^ is absolutely correct. I eat more chinese than the chinese do
< will die from consuming so much MSG
V hates chinese food

[Jimbuna]

^ Afraid not, I eat a lot of it too
< My have a one tomorrow instead of the usual Sunday roast
v That wasn't chicken you know

[Randomizer]

^ Does not eat chickens he knows personally
< Thinks that chicken goes well with chips
v Should eat more pasta

[U570]

^ Doesn't know how much lasagna I eat
< Eats lasagna like Garfield
v Doesn't have taste buds

[Sledgehammer427]

^ According to my father you are correct
< Sees nothing wrong with a plain hamburger.
V is getting really hungry :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Adds ketchup to his cornflakes
< It's nearly 2am and I'm peckish
v Probably isn't in my time zone

[Sailor Steve]

^ Got that right!
< It's only 19:30 where he lives, and he just barely ate dinner.
v Doesn't want to hear about it.

[TarJak]

^ is correct
< doesn't want to hear about it
V never listens anyway

[U570]

^ Correct as always
< Wasn't listening
v Don't think they are either

[Randomizer]

^ Good call
< Didn't hear a thing
v Is not wearing underwear for the deaf

[TarJak]

^ is correct yet again
< is going commando
V thinks thats too much information

[Sailor Steve]

^ Thinks I think that's too much information.
< Doesn't care one way or the other.
v Cares too much.

[U570]

^ Couldn't care less
< Couldn't care less
v Couldn't care less

[Rhodes]

^Careless!
< Do care!
V Care more than me!

[Jimbuna]

^ Of course I do
< I've always cared
v What's all this about then

[TarJak]

^a coppers lot is not a happy one
< is playing golf instead of working tomorrow
V would swap with me in a heartbeat

[Sailor Steve]

^ Got that one wrong.
< Doesn't work at all.
v Works too hard.

[Randomizer]

^ Got that one wrong
< Could care less but really cannot be bothered to
v Feels over worked and under paid

[Jimbuna]

^ Don't we all
< Finishing off my model cabinets today
v Do you know a cheaper source of shelving than £24 each (need 12)

[ajrimmer42]

^ Can't remember how much but try Wilkinsons
< Had an awesome time at IPMS Scale Model World in Telford today :D
v Has absolutely no idea what IPMS or Telford is :O:

[Jimbuna]

^ International Plastic Modellers Society...IPMS Scale Model World, Telford 2011....Model Show that was on this weekend.
<wish I'd been able to get there
v Do you build or collect models

[Sledgehammer427]

^ Doesn't know that if SH427's house burnt down there would be a lot of plastic slag where his room once was
< Builds far too many models
V likes models but only of the female kind.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Got that one wrong.
< Has been building since 1957. Even has one in a museum!
v Isn't a bit impressed.

[Jimbuna]

^ I am....1957 is the year of my birth
< Pleased I'm still youngish :O:
v Are you an elderly person

@Steve :03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Got aroused at the thought of SH427's plastic slag
< I'm not elderly, but feel like I'm heading in that direction
v Has probably never heard of Wilco's

[Jimbuna]

OFF TOPIC

I'll make a separate post in GT

[TarJak]

^ forgot what this thread is about
< doesn't know what this thread is about
V will attempt to tell us what this thread is about

[Randomizer]

^ Probably wouldn't listen anyway
< Has no clue what this thread is about
v Should have another beer and just chill out

[Sailor Steve]

^ Doesn't know that I don't drink.
< I do, however chill. I also know what the thread is about, but I ain't tellin'. :smug:
v Will likely accuse me of being smug.

[ajrimmer42]

^ Smug git. :O:
< Just purchased a 1/72 L-39 Albatros kit :D
v Thinks that's a large sea bird.


Oh wow, my 800th post!

[Jimbuna]

^ Noob :O:
< What was this thread about
v Please explain

[Rhodes]

^Could not explain even with 1000 years!
< This thread is _______________!
V Complet the sentence above!

[Randomizer]

^ ...certainly interesting...
< Is having a beer and football Sunday with chicken wings for munchies
v Has hopefully had a good day (or night)

[Sledgehammer427]

^ Its been an alright day so far
< going to end my alright day with some flying in FSX
V is probably going to go :shifty: and talk about something else.

[U570]

Rhodes:
^Could not explain even with 1000 years!
< This thread is _______________!
V Complet the sentence above!
This thread is a useless time waster that is addicting in a funny way

^ Definitely
< Is waiting for this link (http://studentsfb.autodesk.com/failover/) to re-activate...
v Loves British 'cuisine'

[Jimbuna]

^ Prefer Indian and Chinese
< Off to work soon
v Are you at work today

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Doesn't use his real name
< Is at work, I only work part-time :D But more money would be nice :cry:
v Works full-time

[Sailor Steve]

^ Does use his real name??? :o
< Doesn't work at all, unless you call sitting in front of his own computer or playing music "work". I guess I work full time at not working.
v Thinks this is lunacy.

[Rhodes]

^No, I think this is craziness, muahhahahah:Kaleun_Goofy:
< Only smile I got for the craziness!
V Ever taste portuguese cuisene?

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Is crazy
< Has never, to his knowledge, tasted Portuguese food
v Has also never

[kiwi_2005]

^is crazier
< Never say never
v Has slept in again

[Sledgehammer427]

^ au contraire, I don't have to be awake for anything today :up:
< Would pay with vital organs to live in NZ
V is comfortable with his/her current residence

[Randomizer]

^ au contraire, I don't have to be awake for anything today
< Would pay with vital organs to live in NZ
V is comfortable with his/her current residence

^ That would be paying with other people's vital organs
< Damn right! Best place on Earth, in a totally subjective opinion
v Is probably not happy about something

[Jimbuna]

^ Never totally happy
< Just watched a good movie
v Seen anything decent lately

[Rhodes]

^Deveras (really)!
< Just come from a great boyled cod fish dinner and red wine,plus wine brandy!
V Do you like "hot water"?

[Sledgehammer427]

^ I like cooking with it and I like to stay out of it :D
< Feels like having a cigar.
V do you smoke cigars?

[TarJak]

^ will probably enjoy his cigar
< has only smoked two cigars in his life
V is wondering why only two

[Jimbuna]

^ No, not really
< Used to smoke
v Smoking is bad for you

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Doesn't smell any more
< Has never tried smoking
v Knows that if they do, they should quit

[Jimbuna]

^ I quit almost three years
< Still enjoy a drink though
v Shock, horror, awe

[Sledgehammer427]

^ Shock, horror and awe, oh my!
< genuinely disliked The Wizard of Oz when he was a child, watching the Guns of Navarone instead.
V Has not had dinner yet.

[U570]

^ It's not even sunset in Aus
< Is now starving just thinking about dinner
v Has nothing better to do than make a bacon and egg sandwich

[Sailor Steve]

^ Who are all you people and how do you know me so well?
< Has nothing better to do, but isn't hungry right now. Will make a bacon and egg sandwich for breakfast.
v Is up way past their bedtime.

[Randomizer]

^ Might have enjoyed the spaghetti I made for supper
< Considers making a bacon and anything sandwich as a worthy pastime
v Is not looking forward to the onset of winter

[TarJak]

^ is correct, but not for the reasons he thinks
< as summer is a bit over a week away, I'm not looking forward to the onset of Winter, but am looking forward to the onset of Summer
V is developing a private nuclear program in his kitchen

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Is fully aware of the IAEA report into my kitchen
< Has a boring task to do in work :cry:
v Isn't at work today?

[Jimbuna]

^ Neither am I
< Confirmed the glass shelving order today
V May be a curry tonight for supper

[Sledgehammer427]

^ I hope not, I can't eat myself.
< is now craving indian food
V Do you like indian food?

[STEED]

^Hate it!
<sex machine
V Are you?

[frau kaleun]

^ is just trying to curry favor
< is really gassy today
v did not need to know that

[STEED]

^ No I did not
< Yawn
V And now...

[frau kaleun]

^ liar
< liar
v pants on fire

[STEED]

^ Prove it?
< Going out
V Hey look at that

[Jimbuna]

^ Looka t what
< Looking around studiously
v Did you see anything

[Sledgehammer427]

^ Sorry, mum just threw a fit
< is American but uses mum. People think I'm British...
V Hows your country been lately?

[Jimbuna]

^ The usual mess
< Might be better off living in the US
v Mum or Mam is good anytime

[U570]

Hows your country been lately?
^Had your president over for a sleep over :cry::haha:
< Wouldn't vote for a US base in Darwin
v Doesn't know what I'm talking about

[Randomizer]

^ Would vote for a US naval base in Nepal
< Doesn't think that Darwin is home to the Awards of the same name
v Probably did not have roast beef and Yorkshire pudding for supper

[U570]

^ No I didn't
< You would be surprised how many people in Darwin deserve that wonderful award
v Has no idea which Award this is, or has got an 'At Risk Survivor Award'

[jimhawkins]

hello

[TarJak]

^ didn't read the OP
< says hello back
V will follow suit

[Jimbuna]

^ The pin stripe or polka dot
< Seldom wear suits these days
v Ever get the feeling your being followed

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ The pin stripe or polka dot
< Seldom wear suits these days
v Ever get the feeling your being followed

^ Follows people.
< Also says 'Hello'.
v Says more than I do.

[Jimbuna]

^ Who said that
< Think I need a shave
v Wet or electric

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Is looking shabby.
< After wet-shaving for 20 years plumped for a 'leccy shaver a year ago.
v Legs need shaving too

[Jimbuna]

^ One can only imagine
< Looks suspiciously down at his own legs
v What are you looking at

[Sledgehammer427]

^ other things in the room
< just woke up
V about ready for dinner

[TarJak]

^ couldn't be more wrong
< just had breakfast and is about to go to work
V should post less and work more

[nikimcbee]

^ also loves Fosters beer.
< is planning what to do today.
v wishes he had a Fosters too.

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Obviously thinks I drink Oz wee
< Has a couple of bottles of Asahi lined up for later.
v Has to look up where Asahi is from?

[TarJak]

^ confused me for someone who doesn't know Japanese beers
< never really took to Japanese beers
V finds beer to gassy and wants a lollywater

[Sledgehammer427]

^ If lollywater means scotch then I'm game.
< is drinking a pepsi.
V would like a nice cold pepsi

[frau kaleun]

^ doesn' know the half of it
< has Pepsi at home
v no Pepsi, Coke!

[nikimcbee]

^ as long as it's diet
< needs to find something else to do
V needs a holiday

[U570]

^ Sure do
< Is tired of not having holidays
v Feels the same

[Randomizer]

^ Obviously needs a break
< Retired (read unemployed but pensioned) so most days are holidays
v Wants to get out more

[Jimbuna]

^ Much safer indoors
< Also retired with a pension but got bored so working part -time
v Know any good jokes

[Tinman764]

^ Probably has a wierd sense of humor.
< Definately has a wierd sense of humor.
v Is spending too much time on this thread.

[kiwi_2005]

^ envy's those who spend too long in this thread.
< needs to buy some new boots after soles fell off.
v likes to wear high heels

[Jimbuna]

^ Must have some kind of foot fetish
< Shudders at the thought
v Probably owns a fast car

[Sledgehammer427]

^ How fast? My mums Mercedes can apparently do 160... and I've done some legal drag racing....
< wishes he could try to hit 160 in his mums car
V whats the fastest you ever went

[kiwi_2005]

^ they don't call me mr speedo for nothing
< laughs at speed camera's while doing 100km in a 50km zone
v wishes he never bought that Lada

[Jimbuna]

^ Like so many other people
< Time to write the report
v Wishing you an early merry christmas

[U570]

^ Merry Christmas in November :O::O:
< Can't wait for Christmas
v Can't see the big fuss, but can't wait for the New Years Eve fireworks

[TarJak]

^ still believes in Santa
< Is not fussed about fireworks:yawn:
V thinks I'm a grumpy old curmudgeon

[Randomizer]

^ Perhaps, but that's a good thing
< Always wanted to be a curmudgeon on principle
v Full of youth and enthusiasm

[Tinman764]

^ must be talking about someone else.
< should have taken a long weekend.
v is going to win the lottery tomorrow!