The '^' '<' 'V' Game

[Jimbuna]

^ Ever the optimist
< Must remember to put my usual numbers on
v Are you an optimist

[TarJak]

^ lucky punter
< hasn't got a ticket so musn't be an optimist
V should be in it to win it

[kiwi_2005]

^ I could find no such race horse with that name
< Going to grow a beard and blend in with nature
v Thinks im mad as a hatter

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Is as mad as every other Kiwi I've met.
< Has no fruit named after him.
v Eats his five portions of fruit and veg a day.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Stole all my fruit and veggies.
< Had a nice salad last night.
v Hates healthy food.

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Stole all my fruit and veggies.
< Had a nice salad last night.
v Hates healthy food.

^ Is healthy for his age
< Could do with losing a bit of weight
v Could also do with losing a few pounds

[Sailor Steve]

^ Is very observant. How rude! :O:
< Loves an ocassional salad, but still eats too much pizza, spaghetti and chili, and eggs, and ham, and sausage, and...
v Loves exotic foods.

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Knows his followers
< Does like exotic food, but also the staples like steak and chips, and eggs, and...
v Has an allergy to eggs

[Sledgehammer427]

^ I have an intense dislike for things that don't taste good...
< Going to reheat some chinese so I'm not starving on the flight today
V Doesn't care that I'm flying today.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Not true.
< Wishes I could fly too. Forgot about the steak! Must have steak!
v Is stalking me.

[Jimbuna]

^ Can't be...been missing for best part of a week
< Wondering where my nemesis is
v Hoping the peace lasts

[STEED]

^ What world peace?
< Bloody cold calls
v Are coffee time

[Sailor Steve]

^ Less English than I am.
< Hates coffee, loves tea.
v Hates everything.

[Randomizer]

^ Tea is better for you and tastes much better than coffee
< Has a very short hate list but dislikes many things
v Likes Cats. Or maybe not

[Jimbuna]

^ A bit partial to a bit of pussy
< Hope the wife isn't reading this, might misinterpret the meaning
v Wonder what your thinking

[Sailor Steve]

^ Wonders in vain.
< Not thinking at all.
v HOW DARE YOU???

[Rhodes]

^I am sorry, but I dare you!
< Seeing "The Black Dalia" movie for the first time!
V Ever seen some movie from Manuel de Oliveira?

[Randomizer]

^ Likes foreign films; even the domestic ones
< No, but drives an SUV with a Manual de Transmission
v Is not carrying anthrax spores in a teacup

[Jimbuna]

^ Carry mine in a hip flask
< I often wonder why
v You look good for a laugh

[TarJak]

^ hip flask is full of lollywater
< is knackered after driving 8 hours and watching an airshow 400km away
V doesn't give a rats how TarJak feels

[Jimbuna]

^ Oh you'd be suprised
< Going to enjoy this day off work putting the diecast into the display cabinet
v I doubt you'd be interested

[TarJak]

^ Surprise, I can't wait to see the end result!
< off to bed soon
V wants me to stay up posting Warbirds shots

[Sailor Steve]

^ Is going to bed no matter what I want.
< Is happy with the ones he's already downloaded.
v Is happy in general. Maybe too happy...

[Randomizer]

^ Finds happiness in little things
< Like many curmudgeons, is happy that others are happy
v Intends to change the subject

[Jimbuna]

^ Wondering what topic you'll choose
< 20 diecast on display...60 odd more to go
v What's for supper

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Has had a busy day.
< Has had a can of beer, and is about to move on to the Merlot, but nothing to eat* - yet.
v Has scoffed lots.


*For supper, I did have spag bol for my dinner.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Accuses me of scoffing? I never scoff.
< Scoffs at the accusation.
v Will likely scoff at my scoffing.

[Randomizer]

^ Does protest far too much
< Scoffed so much he coughed up some nasty stuff
v Really needs to change the subject

[TarJak]

^ we agree on something
< pondering what subject to choose
V impatiently waiting for a subject change

[U570]

^ Couldn't agree more, needs subject change
< Can't be bothered, to busy with the bass guitar
v wonders about the bass guitar now

[Jimbuna]

^ It can wait awhile
< 30 diecast on display now...wondering if the cabinet will be big enough
v What meat you having for Sunday lunch

[Sailor Steve]

^ The cabinet will never be big enough*
< Doesn't have any cabinets at the moment, but needs several more bookshelves. Oh, and ham and sausage on my pizza.
v Doesn't know what a book is. Or pizza.




*"Work expands to fill the space made available for it"
-variation of Parkinson's Law, with "space" substituted for the original "time".

[Jimbuna]

^ I've often eaten the former and read the latter
< That's me well confused now
v Who's going to pay the ferryman

[Randomizer]

^ Likely to recover from transient confusion in short order
< Lives on an Island but does not intend leaving so paying the ferryman ain't gonna happen
v Considers pizza as its own food group

[Sailor Steve]

^ Is prying into my private life again.
< Am eating a pizza as I type.
v The only person I know who hates pizza.

[Jimbuna]

^ Not true...it's only the pepperoni I dislike
< Prefer ham and chicken toppings/fillings
v Probably another uneventful day ahead

[Sailor Steve]

^ Ayup.
< Planning on playing games, playing guitar, playing with...never mind.
v Didn't want to hear that.

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ There are rude words to describe
< La, laa, la. Is so innocent I don't know them.
v Knows some very rude words to describe ^

[Randomizer]

^ Is correct about many things
< Thinks profanity is the sign of a weak [expletive deleted] mind
v Misses the discussion on pizza

[Jimbuna]

^ I'm not
< Busy putting the Tornados into the display cabinet
v Not long to go now

[Rhodes]

^Die-cast freak!
< Still one hour to go to..... bed!
V Going for late night drink!

[mapuc]

^ Can't find his bed
< Sitting with my drink(coffee)
v Loves War drama

[Jimbuna]

^ Thought you prefered melodrama
< Almost time for work
v You at work today?

[Randomizer]

^ Should spend more time on his diecast collection
< Actually preparing to run a course for next spring - volunteer stuff
v Works to live or lives to work?

[U570]

^ I just live to live, and work to work
< Just woke up
v Has been up for a few hours

[Jimbuna]

^ Not been up as long as I have then
< May get some shut eye soon
v Any sign of life in your area

[Sledgehammer427]

^ If you consider plant life...I'm surrounded by corn...
< is moving back to Illinois
V is a homeowner.

[Jimbuna]

^ Correct
< Looking forward to a day off tomorrow
V Ever get the feeling your being stalked

[frau kaleun]

^ :hmmm:
< :O:
v :-?

[Jimbuna]

^ :hmmm:
< :yep:
V :03:

[kiwi_2005]

^ :Kaleun_Goofy:
< :Kaleun_Periskop:
v :Kaleun_Sleep:

[TarJak]

^ can't catch me asleep at the keyboard
< never sleeps at the keyboard
V asleep at the keyboard

[Jimbuna]

^ I wish that were the case
< Bit of a monkey next door so on vigilant alert
v Do you work with monkeys

[Sailor Steve]

^ One might say...
< Stuck in the cage.
v Is afraid of monkeys.

[Jimbuna]

^ No...worked with a few for over fifteen years
< What plane to mount next
v Not much going on is there?

[Sailor Steve]

^ :o
< Can think of better things to mount than a plane.
v Leaves mounting to the Mounties.

[kiwi_2005]

^ prefers hugging trees instead
< sharpens axe
v runs

[Randomizer]

^ Should graduate to a chain saw
< Can't run; both knees are shot. Brings shotgun to an axe fight
v Enjoys creating chaos

[Jimbuna]

^ Don't we all
< Life is to be lived
V Not long now

[Sledgehammer427]

^ With the way my girlfriend drives, you may be more right than you think...
< Is, however, very comfortable about riding with his Girlfriend
V drives him/herself everywhere

[Rhodes]

^You're right!
< Strike day but not on strike
V Do you strike?

[Jimbuna]

^ Only when provoked
< Looking forward to a beer soon
v Anyone for tennis

[TarJak]

^ negatory
< its raining where I am
V Whats the weather like in your neck of the woods?

[kiwi_2005]

^ cloudy summer day here at 11:37am
< off to work in 1hr making the most of my internet freedom
v Has a hangover

[Rhodes]

^ Internet lover
< Not yeat, but will work for it!
V Does not like Gin tonic!

[Sledgehammer427]

^ Haven't tried it.
< Still has a preference for McAllan's 12 year scotch.
V totally didnt see that I forgot to post the down arrow.

[Jimbuna]

^ Of course I did
< The sun is out today but it is still cold
v Seen any decent movies recently

[kiwi_2005]

^ Wants popcorn.
< watched the movie Another Earth, good if you like the parallel worlds theory bad if you don't.
v Has visited other planets.

[Jimbuna]

^ Pictures or it didn't happen
< Time to finish making the curry for supper
v Wondering what type of curry

[TarJak]

^ having chicken tikka masarla
< knows Jims favourite curry
V feels like a curry now

[kiwi_2005]

^ thinks curry fart stunts are funny
< Now wants to cook up curry sausages with potatoes and punkin!
v Is out of curry

[Rhodes]

^ Possibly, I do not know!
< Not much a curry lover!
V Lemon curry?:hmmm:

[Randomizer]

^ Is apparently Monty Python fan
< Hates curry with great passion
v Does not expect the Spanish Inquisition

[TarJak]

^ believes in the sign of the juniper bushes
< should have expected the Spanish Inquisition
V can recite the Parrot Sketch, verbatim without notes

[Jimbuna]

^ The ministry of funning walks too no doubt
< Best go make the bed for SWMBO
v Wondering why my shadow never posts on this thread

[Sailor Steve]

^ Probably doesn't get it. Not you, your shadow.
< Wishes he'd had more than four hours sleep.
v Probably had enough sleep.

[TarJak]

^ had more sleep than me
< was at a birthday party last night and only got 2 hours
V is just waking from his slumber

[Jimbuna]

^ Great, the snoring has stopped
< I'll not be getting much sleep at work tonight
v Wondering what will happen next

[Tinman764]

^ Needs to stop turning up to work with pillows and duvet
< Is on the edge of his seat
v Is about to say something dramtic

[Sailor Steve]

^ STOP TRYING TO PREDICT WHAT I'M...waitaminute :shifty:
< Tired of everybody knowing what he's about to do
v Tired of everything

[Randomizer]

Sailor Steve wrote:
^ STOP TRYING TO PREDICT WHAT I'M...waitaminute
< Tired of everybody knowing what he's about to do
v Tired of everything
^ Sick and tired of being sick and tired
< Drinking some beers first, tiredness will follow
v Intends to share some of his profound musings

[Jimbuna]

^ Wish I had some
< Thinking how cold and windy it is outside
v What's the weather like in your area

[TarJak]

^ looking for somewhere warm to sleep at work
< the rain has stopped and the sun is out. Should be a hot one today
V needs to check their e-mails for news of something or other

[Jimbuna]

^ Nothing new I'm afraid
< Might grab an hour or two
v Where did all the fun go

[kiwi_2005]

^ sorry sunday morning slept in
< dry throat needs a coffee
v prefers a cup of tea

[Sailor Steve]

^ See? There they go again!
< Loves the smell of coffee but hates the taste. Absolutely loves tea.
v Thinks I'm stuck in a rut.

[Randomizer]

^ Can be less paranoid now since everybody is out to get him
< Just let in a cold, wet Cat and finished a nice, hot cup of tea
v May not be having pasta for supper

[kiwi_2005]

^ is a pastafarian
< Is very hot today and its not even January.
v Wants to be a pastafarian too.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Again they know me so well.
< Sings "I ate de pasta, but I did not eat no burrito"
v Might like a burrito

[Sledgehammer427]

^ 12:30 AM and I would kill a man for a burrito.
< shot a man in reno just to watch him die...and so I could eat his burrito
V enjoyed my little twist on that reference

[Randomizer]

^ Writes about burritos as would William Shakespeare have done
< Looking forward to seeing A Midsummer Night's Burrito
v Needs to break the burrito chain. Please

[Jimbuna]

^ Connsider the chain now broken
< Hope that doesn't mean I end up in a chain gang
v Any news

[Sailor Steve]

^ News has it they're looking for you.
< Turned 21 in prison doing life without parole.
v Wishes he was 21 again.

[Jimbuna]

^ You bet
< I meant years and not stones
v Enjoying a peaceful day

[kiwi_2005]

^Has been reading War & Peace.
< Needs to go outside and cut the lawn.
v Is about to go postal.

[Jimbuna]

^ Send me a letter
< Another day of work
v Looking forward to your day off

[kiwi_2005]

^ Dreams are free
< No day off today start my shift in 2hrs
v Hates shift work so took on a desk job and is now smiling all the way to the pub.. I mean bank.

[Jimbuna]

^ Allow me to introduce myself...I'm your new bank manager
< Wish I earned as much as a bank manager
v Wondering how to respond

[Sailor Steve]

^ Keep wondering.
< Has no idea how to respond, but does so anyway.
v Needs to tread lightly.

[Sledgehammer427]

^ I'm not even here :D
< is, in fact, here.
V wishes he was doing something more productive

[Jimbuna]

^ Must keep production levels up
< Not much productivity from me today
v Can't you dive any deeper

[Sailor Steve]

^ Of course!
< Dives deeper, just to prove he can do it.
v Isn't impressed.

[Jimbuna]

^ Not deep enough
< Wonders just how deep it is
v Do you come here often

[U570]

^ In between the kitchen and the bed, yes
< Has too much time on my hands
v Wishes they didn't live in a city

[Jimbuna]

^ Depends on which one
< Prefer to live in a town
v Must try harder

[kiwi_2005]

^ Be more aggressive
< dreamt of a dead mate last night he came visit me in my dream and we chatted about the good ole days. Weird dream.
v has plenty of weird dreams to tell us.

[U570]

^ Plenty, but too strange for the internet
< Wishes his leg didn't get eaten by a croc (dream)
v Would like to here more

[Randomizer]

^ Shouldn't be dreaming of feeding the crocodiles body parts, even his own
< Has heard enough and no longer listens. Being half-deaf does not help either
v Might enjoy a nice drink about now

[kiwi_2005]

^ Is psychic.
< enjoying a nice cup of coffee.
v Is going to have a day he'll never forget.

[Jimbuna]

^ Hoping you'll always remember
< Off work tomorrow...couldn't give a toss
v Back to work the day after

[kiwi_2005]

^ Good idea.
< every weekend a day off for me.
v thinking of following the trend.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Doesn't know that I never follow trends.
< Has no idea what a trend is. Then again I have every day off these days.
v Knows what trends are, but ignores them anyway.

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ Doesn't know what Rock is nor Roll :O:
< Likes marches (not marching)
v Is Elvis Presley reborn.

[U570]

^ Of course I'm Elvis...
< Has just left the building
v will choose a new subject to talk about

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ ...in a flying saucer
< Is Babylon 5 fan
v Prefers Star Wreck: In the Prinkinning

[Jimbuna]

^ Not forgetting nursery rhymes
< Time for some report writing
v Never you mind what the subject is

[kiwi_2005]

^ Come on Jim spit it out whats that subject you hiding mate!
< Thinks till brain hurts.
v avoids using brain when thinking.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Uses brain for something else.
< Doesn't want to know what.
v Knows what, but isn't telling.

[Randomizer]

^ But knows that ignorance is not necessarily bliss
< Used to know but has now forgotten
v Doesn't know what the nose knows

[TarJak]

^ has a nose for knowing who knows what
< nosing around for more to know
V knows nasally inserted digits help the knowing

[kiwi_2005]

^ That's a scientific fact.
< Has no idea what hes talking about.
v Is glad hes not the only stupid one.

[Jimbuna]

^ There are more than you realise
< I've just realised that
v Must have noticed the realisation

[TarJak]

^ has just realised that he now needs to know about this
< is getting sleepy, very sleepy
V will tell me to go to bed soon

[Rhodes]

^Not sleepy, but hipnotize!
< Will tell Tarjak to pretend to be a ema!
V Not caring about emas!

[Sailor Steve]

^ Doesn't have a clue what I care about. :O:
< Doesn't know what an ema is. :oops:
v Cares a lot...perhaps too much. :sunny:

[Randomizer]

^ Card-carrying Grammar Cop, but that's a good thing
< Could actually care less but generally cannot be bothered
v Cares for classic cars in Cairns

[Jimbuna]

^ Must take good care then
< Hasn't a care in the world
v Would you care to expand on the subject

[TarJak]

^ expecting a lot from me
< cares more about what's for dinner
V needs to post with care

[Jimbuna]

^ Care is my name
< Couldn't care less
v Do you care

[kiwi_2005]

^ nope
< Hasn't a care in the world
v Are you a carebear?

[TarJak]

^ woke up like a bear with a sore head
< Can't bear carebears
V Bearing up under the strain

[Jimbuna]

^ Lose a few stone then
< May end up stoned tonight
v Probably prefers pebbles

[kiwi_2005]

^ pebbles and steaks is on the menu tonight
< was here yesterday
v will be here tomorrow or the next day

[Penguin]

^ you're already here on my tomorrow (6th)
< will probably be here during slow work hours
V don't care if tomorrow never comes

[Jimbuna]

^ I bet you do
< Not a gambler
v Fancy a flutter

[kiwi_2005]

^ no!
< This thread is dying we need a medic!
v Are you a medic

[Jimbuna]

^ I'm afraid not
< Where is my nemesis?
v No suprises he doesn't show

[Sledgehammer427]

^ http://www.zuguide.com/image/Alan-Ford-Snatch.5.jpg
do you know what nemesis means?
< Knows what nemesis means.
V Doesn't know what movie thats from

[TarJak]

^ wouldn't know Bricktop from a Flattop
< Knows enough to know who said it and when
V couldn't give a flying fartress about where this reference originated

[Jimbuna]

^ How very original
< Must look into the source
v Recognises the beginning perhaps

[kiwi_2005]

^ My research tells me otherwise.
< Prepares for war.
v If it bleeds we can kill it.

[Jimbuna]

^ But not eat it
< Time for a sandwich
v What filling do you prefer

[kiwi_2005]

^I haven't been to the dentist for ages
< eats dark chocolate cause its good for your health so im told
v Know of any good for your health foods?

[Jimbuna]

^ Don't think I've ever personally met any
< Must have the New Year off
v Will you be working during the festive period

[Sledgehammer427]

^ Jobless at the mo. but hopefully I will ahve some source of income by Christmas
< it's been an off day.
V how has your day been?

[ajrimmer42]

^ I hear there are jobs to had down at the docks... doing... favours for sailors... :O:
< Has a belter of a cold but had a great time with his girlfriend yesterday :)
V Is snowed in

[Jimbuna]

^ No sign of snow here
< Still expecting a white christmas
v Reckon you'll see santa this year

[troopie]

^ Better not be right;
< Will shoot santa If he sees him;
v Better warn santa!

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Still believes
< Is doubtful
v Also believes

[Rhodes]

^You should belive!
< I belive and wait for him to drink a glass of conhac!
V Has no doubt!

[Jimbuna]

^ Undoubtedly so
< Time for a can
v Probably uses a mug

[kiwi_2005]

^ mugs are for mugs
< is a mug
v got mugged last night

[Sailor Steve]

^ Tried to mug me last night.
< But I remugged him in return.
v With a mug like his, probably shouldn't post a mug shot.

[Jimbuna]

^ Bleedin right
< What's my mug look like
v Better then yours

[Sledgehammer427]

^ http://rlv.zcache.com/awesome_mug-p168017496937897123z8ndj_400.jpg ?
< totally should stick to the rules and not post pictures but honestly, Jim, I couldn't resist.
V wants coffee mug above

[TarJak]

^ could not be wronger about by desire for said coffee mug
< just got home from a week by the beach
V wants a week by the beach

[ajrimmer42]

^ Got that damn right!
< Last day of Uni today, one assignment to go before xmas :D
V Bah Humbug!

[Jimbuna]

^ And a merry christmas to you as well
< First snow of the year is falling here now
v Wonder what your weather is like

[TarJak]

^ Wonder no longer Jim lad!
< cloudy and mild. Bummer of a summer so far. Top December temp 26C!
V wants better weather

[Jimbuna]

^ Should be grateful they're not getting UK weather
< Snowing and bloody cold here
v Waiting patiently for Santa

[U570]

^ Still waiting for santa to bring that bike I asked for when I was 5
< has moved from bikes to U-boots
v Is now wishing for a Type VIIC

[Jimbuna]

^ Don't make them anymore
< Must pick up the festive meat order today
v Probably still got christmas shopping to do

[Rhodes]

^Festive turkey meat order?
< All christmas presents bought!
V Cod fish as christmas eve dinner?

[Jimbuna]

^ Sounds a bit fishy to me
< Not back to work now until Wednesday
v Are you working christmas day

[kiwi_2005]

^ not working for the next 3 weeks unless on-call wants me in
< Going to be a rebel for 3 wks
v whats yur plans for Christmas

[TarJak]

^ I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: Where is the rebel base?
< Sleeping late, eating & drinking lots
V has similar plans, unless they are stolen by the rebels

[Sledgehammer427]

^ knows nothing of these "rebels" you speak of.
< has more to worry about than christmas
V is not worried about a thing, man.

[Jimbuna]

^ Until the phone rings
< Playing MoH Airborne for the first time despite having it for years
v Stop laughing

[TarJak]

^ still trying to work out how to move in MoH let alone fire a gun.
< Has never played MoH and never will
V makes fun of MoH players.

[kiwi_2005]

^ good on ya
< laughs at MoH players
v joins in

[Sledgehammer427]

^ Indeed does join in
< threw his copy of MoH Airborne across the room as the page was loading for this reply
V almost got hit in the head by the airborne Airborne

[Sailor Steve]

^ HEY! You could put somebody's eye out!
< Keeps copy of MOH Airborne. "Finders, keepers!"
v Wishes he had a copy.

[TarJak]

^ is strangely prescient
< is looking for a new game to play
V will suggest one, but a notably inappropriate one

[Sailor Steve]

^ Strangely correct.
< Suggests the "lost" game MOH: Claptown, in which one has to survive the French bordellos.
v Begs for a copy.

[Jimbuna]

^ Begs to laugh in agreement
< Must go to supermarket for more booze supplies
v Probably start talking gibberish soon

[TarJak]

^ Howay mon, yer gibbering yersel, ya gibbering Geordie
< doesn't know the Geordie for bugger off
V will reliably inform me that it's actually "bugger off mon"

[Sailor Steve]

^ Actually it sounds like "booger oof, moon!"
< Doesn't speak Geordie himself, but knows a silly accent when he hears one.
v Loves silly accents.

[kiwi_2005]

^ speaks the vulcan accent when drunk
< tried picking up a woman by speaking vulcan to her, while drunk..
v Is married to a vulcan

[Sledgehammer427]

^ She killed for me, thats what counts. :up:
< Found out last night that my loved one would certainly kill for me. Odd, considering I've never a girl say that to me before.
V confused enough to change topic

[Sailor Steve]

^ Looking for an out.
< Did I mention I love steak?
v Hates new topic.

[Jimbuna]

^ Better be quick before you start making sense
< Couldn't make sense out of much atm
v This is the next senseless bugga

[Sailor Steve]

^ That made no sense.
< Senses that senselessness is the order of the day.
v Makes order out of nonsense.

[Jimbuna]

^ Not any more...thank God
< Oh the memories of mayhem and irksome behaviour
v Probably wondering what I mean

[ajrimmer42]

^ What?
< What?
V What?

[Sailor Steve]

^ That.
< Me.
v You.

[Jimbuna]

^ I'm me, not you
< Looking for evidence to substantiate my claim
v Any help

[Sailor Steve]

^ You may be you, but you're definitely not Hugh.
< No help at all.
v Beyond help.

[TarJak]

^ deceptively correct
< deceived into thinking I'm correct
V could be deceived into thinking they are correct

[Jimbuna]

^ Stop deceiving yourself
< Thinking up a new deception
v Calling the deceptecons

[Rhodes]

^ Decepticon wanna be!
< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsLcTtCrqwg (or I'm a proud autobot, my call name is hot rod)!
V More that meets the eye!

[Sailor Steve]

^ How rude of you to notice!
< Wishes there was less.
v Barely meets the eye.

[Pisces]

^ Looks too deep in glasses. Get's a distorted image of depth.
< Needs to clean his glasses.
V Probably has a dirty look.

[Jimbuna]

^ I knew I should have showered this week
< So that's what the awful smell is
v Will stay away now

[kiwi_2005]

^ nah what makes a real man is his smelly feet
< looks at the green crawly things on the ends of his sock
v is a toe jam advocate

[Sailor Steve]

^ You dang betcha!
< Grows his own.
v Has no clue.

[Jimbuna]

^ We already knew that :O:
< Installed Skype back into both systems today after a few years break
v You should try it....it's free, as are the calls

[Sailor Steve]

^ Did that, thanks!
< Talked to a good friend.
v Maybe, maybe not.

[Jimbuna]

^ Most definitely
< Looking forward to this evenings good natter then drinks out with the boys
v Are you coming

[troopie]

^ Will drink with anyone;
< Doesn't mind a drink either;
v Possibly doesn't need another drink.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Got that right.
< Doesn't drink...wine.
v Drinks just about everything.

[Jimbuna]

^ Steady on tiger
< What's on the drink menu today
v I'll have mine with a drop of Nelsons blood

[TarJak]

^ you may
< I'll pass
V next round is on you

[Jimbuna]

^ Be there, or be square
< Wish I hadn't bet on Chelsea to win last night
v Only two days to go

[troopie]

^ Must know I hate xmas;
< Hates Xmas;
v Probably Loves Xmas.

[Sledgehammer427]

^completely indifferent to christmas
< bah, humbug.
V didnt know that SH427's nickname IRL is humbug, and has since made the moniker into a friendly comic

[I-25]

^ An indifferent Mr Scrooge?
< Works on the holidays... fulltime... wants to kill boss
V Probably doesn't work on the holidays

[TarJak]

^ knows more than he's telling
< is on 3 weeks leave
V wants to be on leave so they don't work the holidays.

[Jimbuna]

^ Very true
< Having New Year off though
v All done for christmas

[troopie]

^ is quite right;
< has set the boobie traps for santa;
v better not try sneaking into my place tonight.

[Jimbuna]

^ Wouldn't dream of it
< No traps set for santa here
v Leave a drink out for Rudolph

[Rhodes]

^ Merry Christmas!
< Happy Xmas!
V Feliz Natal (Merry Xmas)!

[Randomizer]

^ Joyeux Noel
< Wishes All at SubSim a sincere Very Merry Christmas ...from a sincere atheist
v Or Happy Holiday's if that serves better

[TarJak]

^ bollocks
< bah humbug
V reindeer scat collector

[Jimbuna]

^ Whatever turns you on
< My lad is now enroute from Mexicoto Tampa
v Nice to be nice

[USS Drum]

^Didn't really get that.
<I like it when I play SH.
vWell write something!!!

[Jimbuna]

^ Just have
< Nearly time to ring home
v You have a good day

[U570]

^ Something. there I wrote it :O:
< Having a great time with the holidays
v Likens to Scrooge

[Sailor Steve]

^ Bah! Humbug!
< Managed to survive Christmas.
v Is a better man than I.

[antikristuseke]

^ Is mistaken
< Likes pie
v Should get me some beer

[TarJak]

^ will need to move quick to collect it before I drink it all
< enjoying watching the cricket whilst drinking that beer on my brithday
V would like to join me in drinking beer

[Randomizer]

^ Knows that beer is just not for breakfast anymore
< Sadly, is on call for rest of month. Will take rain-cheque until January.
v Might follow up with a Monty Python quote

[U570]

^ Do you know what the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is?
< loves that movie
v prefers the original series

[Sailor Steve]

^ Only because I walk funny.
< Approves silly walks.
v Prefers dead parrots.

[Jimbuna]

^ Poor Polly
< Time for a starter to quench the thirst
v Come and join me

[troopie]

^ Has not played yet this year;
< Got the first post in this year;
v Will be the second person to post this year!

[Sledgehammer427]

^ yay me!
< posting from a smartphone
V still uses a dumbphone. :-P

[Sailor Steve]

^ It's still smarter than its owner.
< Stares at phone, wondering how it works.
v Is smarter than his phone.

[Jimbuna]

^ That is debatable
< Starting to recover from the night before
v Hope you had a good new year

[u crank]

^ Good talker.
< Bad listener.
v Keen observer.

[von Kinderei]

^ Is a crank

< Clueless about this

V Thinks they know all

[u crank]

^ doesn't know me
<knows me to well
v knows something

[Sailor Steve]

^ Knows more than he's willing to admit.
< Admits that something he knows might not be worth knowing.
v Let's what he knows out a little at a time.

[u crank]

^ sees all, knows much, speaks wisely.
< wears glasses, knows little, speaks out of turn
v it's your turn

[mapuc]

^ wear sunglasses must be a spy
< I know nothing
v Knows more than he would admit

[von Kinderei]

^ Smart man

< Wears glasses too

V How about you

[u crank]

^ Admits to vision defect.
< Admits to nothing, but types with one finger.
v Is prepared to admit something.

[von Kinderei]

^ pointer finger pro

< Types very well

V types with their nose

[Sailor Steve]

^ Too nosy.
< The nose knows.
v Knows what he knows, and some besides.

[von Kinderei]

^ knows his stuff

< has a nose

V knew all this

[u crank]

^ Can find his own nose.
< Some say he has a big nose.
v Says size is not important.

[von Kinderei]

^ might be an aardvark

< Size isn't important

V Wishes upon a star

[Sailor Steve]

^ Jiminy Crickets, he's insightful!

< Maybe it's the wrong star.

v A star in his own right.

[von Kinderei]

^ Prince of a fella

< Shines bright ... at times

V Stellar

[TarJak]

^ A gentleman and scholar
< and there's not many of us left
V brilliant

[magicstix]

^ has a good eye
< really is brilliant
v will probably disagree

[Jimbuna]

^ I always agre
< Wish I knew what I was agreeing to
v Do you agree

[von Kinderei]

^ He's agreeable

< Does agree

V You will too

[troopie]

^ Needn't seek my concurrence;
< Also wishes jimbuna new what he was agreeing to;
v Probably doesn't care!

[troopie]

^ Just got beat by von Kinderei;
< needs to type faster;
v Can't beat me this time.

[von Kinderei]

^ You're a winner

< I'm place

V You're show