The '^' '<' 'V' Game

[u crank]

^ I would watch your show.
< His show got cancelled.
v Doesn't show cards.

[von Kinderei]

^ Poker face

< plays spades , not poker

V Card shark

[U570]

^ You know too much. i must bankrupt you
< denies everything
v sends me to court

[magicstix]

^ Isn't the best cardshark
< Wants the money he's owed
v Will be the muscle to get it if the courts don't work

[von Kinderei]

^ hire'N a hitman

< have hit and run

V you up for the job

[U570]

^ Depends, can i keep the pay, even if I'm the card shark?
< Ready for the contract
v Forced to clean up

[von Kinderei]

^ Welcome to the pay

< Doesn't do the payin'

V See him ... he does

[u crank]

^ Pays in spades.
< Never pays attention.
v Picks up tab.

[von Kinderei]

^ A.D.D.

< Been told I'm A.D.D.

V He pays well

[u crank]

^ Adds well.
< Doesn't think this adds up.
v Will add to post.

[von Kinderei]

^ needs more math

< hated math

V loves math

[Pisces]

^ Cannot proof his theorem.

< Cannot proof it either, but it is true, so it must be an axioma.

V his/her love for math is unsolvable.

[Jimbuna]

^ Too damn right
< Hate math
v You do the math

[von Kinderei]

^ Arithmatic illiterate

< Done said can't add

V Drinks to much

[u crank]

^ Is insightful.
< Drinking right now.
v Buying next round.

[von Kinderei]

^ Alcoholic

< Drinkin' now but not buyin'

V Tabs on him

[magicstix]

^ Only thinks that.
< is paying, but using VK's credit card, which is good because
v is drinking.

[von Kinderei]

^ Forger

< Still drinkin'

V Had to much

[u crank]

^ Thinks drinking is a sport.
< Making another drink.
v Looking for bartender.

[von Kinderei]

^ Sot

< Done drinkin' for the evenin'

V Mixin' another

[u crank]

^ Sot he was buyin' !
< Also done drinkin'.
v Calling taxi.

[magicstix]

^ buncha featherweights
< tired of these drunks
v drives the taxi.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Likes me because I'm driving the taxi.
< Can't drink, so everybody's designated driver.
v Keeps trying to buy me a drink.

[von Kinderei]

^ Sober

< Come on SS try this B&C

V Bar maid

[Sledgehammer427]

^ the prettiest one you'll ever see
< is a terrible barmaid
V just spilt his drink.

[TarJak]

^ was in the spill zone
< didn't mind because it was a Foster's Jim had bought him
V is your shout

[von Kinderei]

^ careless

< from the top of the mountain I shout

V will carry on from here

[Jimbuna]

^ Either that or from over there
< Listening intently
v Do you hear it as well

[von Kinderei]

^ Sonar guy

< don't listen to well

V can see fine

[Jimbuna]

^ Wish I could
< Out tonight with the boys
v Mustn't get too drunk

[von Kinderei]

^ hangin' with the team

< might drink a couple to-night

V How 'bout choo

[Jimbuna]

^ Possibly a gallon and a bit
< Cringes at the thought of tomorrow morning
v Be good now

[von Kinderei]

^ Aspirin taker

< As good as I can be

V Be better

[u crank]

^ Seems pretty good.
< Trying to be better.
v Best so far.

[von Kinderei]

^ Very complimentary

< Best I'm gonna get

V You watchin' Hell On Wheels

[u crank]

^ Has Yamaha motorcycle.
< Has Fender guitar.
v Taking kazoo lessons.

[von Kinderei]

^ Plays guitar

< Also plays guitar ... no kazoo

V Heres ya kazoo player

[u crank]

^ Has spies everywhere.
< Has highly modified kazoo. It has decals.
v Looking on Ebay

[von Kinderei]

^ owns a souped up mirliton

< Was actually on e-Bay earlier

V sittin' on their bum

[u crank]

^ Has exotic taste in musical instruments.
< Likes his strat.
v Sits when going fast.

[von Kinderei]

^ Mexican or American

< rides very fast on his bum

V drinkin' to-night

[u crank]

^ Must keep wheels on ground.
< It was born in U.S.A.
v Needs a drink.

[von Kinderei]

^ USA Strat ... NICE !

< Mexican Strat but nice :yep:

V Doesn't know what we're talkin' about

[Jimbuna]

^ Probably never will either
< Time to prepare tonights curry
v Madras or Vindaloo

[u crank]

^ Has RAF under glass.
< Has orange juice in his glass.
v Soon will pour a glass.

[von Kinderei]

^ gettin' plenty of Vitamin C

< Drinkin' from a can

V Just got up

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

^ didn't sleep in last night
< woke up for lunch
v sleeps on doormat

[von Kinderei]

^ Slept in ... hung over :hmmm:

< Feels like I slept on a door mat ... hung over :dead:

V You awake yet ... still hung over :06:

[u crank]

^ Needs better door mat.

< Never hung over, likes sleeping in.

v Walking in sleep.

[Jimbuna]

^ Watch you don't trip
< Neverwalks whilst asleep
v Do you

[u crank]

^ Sleeps well.

< Only once. Got tired,went to sleep.

v Could be sleeper agent.

[Jimbuna]

^ Depends on level of alcohol consumption
< Will give it a try tonight
v Should sleep equally as well

[u crank]

^ Should watch for glass case.

< Consumption will begin soon.

v Beer makes happy.

[von Kinderei]

^ Hope ya not drivin'

< Drinkin' makes VERY happy

V Any drinkin' plans :06:

[Jimbuna]

^ Just the one right now
< Looking forward to supper
v Do you eat regularly

[von Kinderei]

^ ready to chow

< eats but not regularly

V has a very good appetite

[u crank]

^ Fussy eater.

< Just ate.

v Having liquid lunch.

[von Kinderei]

^ Stuffed

< Drinkin' now so liquid dinner

V Ate yet

[u crank]

^ Drinking again.

< Thinks new avatar is good likeness.

v Any comments?

[von Kinderei]

^ Your avatar fits well

< Commentin' away

V How well does your avatar fit

[u crank]

^ Looks very military.

< Hat is wrong colour.

v Wonders who keeps changing them.

[von Kinderei]

^ Hat is Kaleun color :salute:

< Wonders :hmmm:

V Do you know :06:

[u crank]

^ Avatar seems to be deep thinker.

< Will have to quit smoking pipe.

v Likes to smoke tires.

[von Kinderei]

^ LMAO at ...

< Smokes tires

V You laughin' too

[u crank]

^ Easily amused.

< Trying to be serious.

v Must be drinking to much!

[von Kinderei]

^ Nice avatar

< am easily amused

V Smile

[u crank]

^ Look who's talking.

< hat is still wrong colour!

v Out ranks me. :salute:

[von Kinderei]

^ keep postin'

< you'll get here soon

V power hungry

[TarJak]

^ may have something there
< likes to be in control
V completely out of control

[von Kinderei]

^ Control freak

< Never been in control

V Wonders what control is

[Sailor Steve]

^ Control freak

< Never been in control

V Wonders what control is
^ I wrong about control.

< Knows that CONTROL is the agency Maxwell Smart works for.

v Wonders who Maxwell Smart is.

[TarJak]

^ incorrect about my Agent 86 knowledge
< knows Maxwell Smart was Ninety Nine's husband
V sorry about that Chief

[Sailor Steve]

^ Would you believe...?
< Still has his shoe phone.
v Lives under the cone of silence.

[TarJak]

^ clearly a friend of Hymie
< no stranger to Kaos
V one of Siegfried's minions

[Sailor Steve]

^ Has a crush on Barbara Feldon.
< Ditto.
v Prefers Anne Hathaway.

[elephantium]

^ Has a thing for older women.
< Anne Hathaway is okay, but Eliza Dushku is even better.
v Has a deep, abiding love for David Duchovny.

[Jimbuna]

^ Your secret is safe with me
< I much prefer Gillian Anderson
v Can't make their mind up which one they prefer

[von Kinderei]

^ believes in the X-Files

< believes Amy Lee is HOT

V what do you believe

[u crank]

^ Likes rock chicks.

< Thinks the truth is out there.

v Trusts no one.

[von Kinderei]

^ Search's for answers

< I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it

V Soothsayer

[u crank]

^ Has become wise.

< Knows the truth can sometimes hurt.

v Answer is forthcoming.

[von Kinderei]

^ Wise as well

< New avatar looks good

V Whats new

[u crank]

^ Hates shaving.

< Helping daughter move. Hopes back holds up!

v Likes carrying stuff. :haha:

[von Kinderei]

^ a truss might help

< I carry 12oz. very well

V Good luck with the back

[Jimbuna]

^ The shirt I'm wearing
< Must remember to pick the wife up from work
v Got any good advice

[von Kinderei]

^ Have a drink

< will drink later , puttin' brakes on car to-day

V Plans

[u crank]

^ Brakes for small animals.

< Sore back = drinking more than usual.

v Stops for drink.

[Jimbuna]

^ Enjoy your tea
< Getting wet and windy again
v Thinking of a fitting response

[von Kinderei]

^ Big Jim wet and windy :o

< not much to say to that

V you comment now

[Sailor Steve]

^ No! I refuse!
< Unclear on the concept.
v Slightly out of focus.

[u crank]

^ Needs more facts.

< Hard to focus, weekend.

v Monkeys around.

[von Kinderei]

^ have'N the blind staggers

< no monkey ... got a dog a cat and a bird though

V any pets

[Jimbuna]

^ Just the one thanks
< Time I fed the pet
v What time do you have

[von Kinderei]

^ Makes pet happy

< 4:08 pm here

V what time you got

[u crank]

^ Clock watcher.

< Got all the time I need.

v Waiting for happy hour.

[von Kinderei]

^ got the right colored hat yet

< looks like I'm gettin' older

V havin' a good week-end

[u crank]

^ Looks wasted.

< Nice hat. Guy looks pissed off.

v Always happy.

[von Kinderei]

^ happy with the hat though he doesn't look it

< happy most of the time though I look wasted

V clueless

[u crank]

^ Thinks the butler did it.

< Gets hats on e bay.

v Making a bid.

[von Kinderei]

^ ewwwwwww ... second hand hat wearer

< biddin' on another drink

V might have lice

[u crank]

^ Doesn't drink any more, doesn't drink any less.

< Likes used socks also.

v Socks don't match.

[von Kinderei]

^ athletes foot as well

< likes a drink or 12 and then socks don't match

V color blind so it don't matter

[u crank]

^ After 12 drinks ..no socks.

< Just ate. Chinese take out. Fair.

v Ok ,You come 5, 10 minutes

[von Kinderei]

^ will be on the toilet later

< 25 minutes later

V how late are you

[u crank]

^ Knows food, like beer can only be borrowed.

< Meal done. Drinking next.

v Time is on his side.

[von Kinderei]

^ definitely on/in the toilet to-night

< I got ALL day everyday

V wastes time

[u crank]

^ Wrote book on it I hear.

< Wasting time now . Watching hockey.

v Possible left winger.

[von Kinderei]

^ watchin' hockey NOT a waste of time

< played roller hockey - defenseman

V bleecher bum

[Sailor Steve]

^ Or possibly not.
< I support the left, though I'm leanin' to the right.
v Just not there when it comes to a fight.

[u crank]

^ A friend to all.

< Likes the middle.

v Shoots from hip.

[von Kinderei]

^ stuck in the middle again

< one timer from the point

V whats your sport

[Sailor Steve]

^ A good sport.

< Likes Olympic-level girl-watching.

v Does more than just watch.

[von Kinderei]

^ a peepin' Steve

< I participate

V eye baller

[TarJak]

^ eye candy ho
< eye candy aficionado
V eye candy striper

[Jimbuna]

^ Loves candy
< Must look after my teeth more
v You wearing dentures yet

[von Kinderei]

^ dental obsession

< has all his teeth

V has a sweet tooth

[u crank]

^ Hockey player with all his teeth. :hmmm:

< Leafs 4 wings 3 :yeah:

v Thinks he's Bobby Orr. :D

[von Kinderei]

^ Maple Leaf fan

< roller hockey ain't that rough - Ranger fan :rock:

V likes badminton

[u crank]

^ Rangers good. Brad Richards local boy.

< Badminton goon.

v Thinks checkers rough. :haha:

[von Kinderei]

^ back to the ugly hat

< hates checkers -unless I'm doin' the checkin'

V how ya like that avatar now

[u crank]

^ Likes full contact board games.

< Hat is cool. Looking younger every day.

v Joining U.S. Olympic roller derby team.

[von Kinderei]

^ possibly found the fountain of youth

< roller derby :06: :har:

V rough night

[Sailor Steve]

^ Depends on how you define "rough".

< Slept well.

v Was it rough for you?

[u crank]

^ Sleeps like baby.

< Thinks sleeping is easy, getting up hard part. :yawn:

v Looking for snooze button.

[von Kinderei]

^ sleeps like a rock

< no snooze ... more brake work :damn:

V hows your brakes

[u crank]

^ mechanical wonder.

< Brakes work fine when car is stopped.

v Should slow down, brakes last longer. :har:

[von Kinderei]

^ relies on stationary objects to help stop car

< Brake job done ... FINALLY :up:

V Hows your Sunday

[Sailor Steve]

^ Whoa! Put the brakes on there, nosy! :O:

< Lazy Sunday. Laundry, movies, games.

V Are you lazy too?

[von Kinderei]

^ bummin' to-day

< definitely not lazy

V mold growin' on you

[Jimbuna]

^ Don't know...must ask the wife
< Tomorrow is another day
v What are your plans for tomorrow

[u crank]

^ Needs mould detector.

< Has working man blues.

v Thinking of summer.

[von Kinderei]

^ Likes Merle Haggard

< Wish summer would hurry up and get cheer

V Likes Banarama

[u crank]

^ Beach boy.

< Highly sophisticated red neck.

v Bananawho?

[von Kinderei]

^ Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon from a bottle ... not can

< would rather camp then surf

V Cruel Summer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6chxpEINs

[TarJak]

^ Bananaman
< Oblivious to distractions
V driven to distraction

[Sailor Steve]

^ Nope. Walked there on my own.

< Highly distracted.

v Is a distraction.

[u crank]

^ Needs to focus.

< Very very easily distracted.

v Knows bananas keep you regular.

[von Kinderei]

^ suffers from A.D.D.

< takes metamucil

V swings from trees

[u crank]

^ Needs to try Chinese take out.

< Can't remember why he's here.

v Likes 80's girl bands.

[von Kinderei]

^ suffers from dementia too

< thinks Lita Ford is HOT

V Tragically Hip fan

[u crank]

^ More girls bands . What's next, Spice Girls?

< To me Gord Downie seems normal.

v Bieber fan. :har: :rock:

[von Kinderei]

^ new avatar

< wonders who Gord Downie is

V Bieber fan ya say

[u crank]

^ Rarely uses google.

< Wonders who picks avatars? :-?

v Looking for copy of "Spice World"

[von Kinderei]

^ wonders to much

< Google is my best friend

V Who's your's

[u crank]

^ Has thirst for knowledge.

< Hopes Merle moves in next door. :()1:

v Hopes Gord Downie moves in next door.

[von Kinderei]

^ Wants Merle as a drinkin' buddy

< Has a couple drinkin' buddies already but Gordy can join

V Ya know Merle plays Fenders

[Jimbuna]

^ More like a fender bender
< Time to fly
v You can drive

[kiwi_2005]

^ You sure I drive slower than a granny with one arm
< misses the days when I was a speed freak
v likes to play chicken against the cops

[von Kinderei]

^ use to be a lead foot

< use to be really good pals with the police

V you got the reins

[Jimbuna]

^ No longer in the saddle
< Rather ride in my car
v Sounds like a cowboy

[Sailor Steve]

^ Cain't swan why ya'd say that, pard.

< Letting loose his inner cowpoke.

v Thinks that's bull.

[von Kinderei]

^ thinks he's John Wayne

< Loves John Wayne movies

V You're turn pilgrim :shucks:

[Sailor Steve]

^ 'Your'.

< Grammar Nazi.

v You?

[von Kinderei]

^ every forum has one

< english wasn't my best subject

V how's YOUR spellin'

[Jimbuna]

^ Atroshus
< Looking for a good spell checker
v Abradacabra

[Sailor Steve]

^ Alakazam!

< Magic Man.

v Won't tell how it's done.

[Jimbuna]

^ For my next trick
< Here's one I made earlier
v Don't look behind the curtain

[u crank]

^ Likes show biz.

< Hiding behind curtain.

v Encore please.

[kiwi_2005]

^ what was I playing again?
< starts a drum solo.
v Is impressed by my drum sticks made in china.

[u crank]

^ Hits in 4/4 time.

< Misses more than he hits.

v Likes high quality equipment.

[Jimbuna]

^ So does my wife
< Wondering what's she after next
v Needs a wife

[u crank]

^ Is mistaken. Not polygamist.

< Buying for one is enough.

v Diamonds work every time. :-j

[Jimbuna]

^ Diamonds are forever
< Much prefer gold
v Knows a good jeweller

[u crank]

^ Has golden opportunity.

< Thinks this is getting rich.

v Good to the missus

[Jimbuna]

^ Yours rather than mine I hope
< Hope she doesn't read this
v Bless em all

[u crank]

^ Playboy pretender.

< Keeps her in the dark.

v Charmin' fella. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

^ Of course I am
< Who to turn the charm on next
v Probably a right charmer

[u crank]

^ Modesty knows no bounds.

< Charm is middle name. :03:

v Should be politician.

[TarJak]

^ political lackey
< apolitical
v creeping quietly along the bottom

[Jimbuna]

^ Simply until I sober up
< Happy with new aircraft arrivals today
v A flight of fancy perhaps

[von Kinderei]

^ happy little camper

< don't take much to make happy

V you seem happy

[Jimbuna]

^ Happy as a pig in crap
< I smell 'iffy'
v Must clean oneself more often perhaps

[von Kinderei]

^ needs a bath

< could use one too

V bet you reek too

[ajrimmer42]

^ wondered what that smell was :doh:
< just had a shower and is all clean
V only has a bath once a year, whether they need one or not

[u crank]

^ Good sense of direction.

< Saving water. Friend of the earth.

v Sings in shower. :rock:

[Herr-Berbunch]

^ Must be listening to the radio :rock:

< Sings only in the car, and has to be alone :cool:

v Now knows I'm off to bed :zzz:

[u crank]

^ Day dreamer.

< Can't sing. Can't dance either.

v Dances with elephants.

[ZenPit]

^ Fears the elephants and their majestic samba!

< The only dance I know how to do the stanky leg ROFLMAO!

v Should be prepared to spontaneously combust at any given notice.

[Sailor Steve]

^ Thanks, but warning unnecessary.

< Been there, done that. Clears the sinuses quite nicely.

v You should try it sometime.

[von Kinderei]

^ been around the horn, sailed the 7 seas, done done ever thing done seen ever thing

< I ain't got time for anything


V what have you done

[u crank]

^ Needs to clone himself. :88) :88)

< Is clone. Original wander off. Hasn't returned.

v Have you seen him?

[von Kinderei]

^ has mis-placed himself

< Ain't seen him ... sorry

V check ya avatar

[u crank]

^ Talks to avatars.

< Avatar isn't talking. Wants bribe.

v Sending spare change.

[von Kinderei]

^ thinks avatars are talkin' to him ... :doh:

< wishes he had spare change

V willin' to loan

[u crank]

^ Puts Canadian quarters in parking meters.

< Doesn't need money. Good looking. :har:

v Money for nothin'

[Jimbuna]

^ Yes please
< Checks wallet prior to tonights 'boys night out' mission
v Will it be covert or overt

[Sailor Steve]

^ Wouldn't you like to know.

< Overtly claims it's covert.

v Winks knowingly.

[Jimbuna]

^ Hope your looking in a mirror
< The image looks acceptable
v You should be so lucky

[u crank]

^ Is looking good.

< Talks to the other guy when looking in mirror.

v The guy talks to him.

[TarJak]

^ knows what he is talking about
< doesn't believe a word he says
V would believe if he understood

[u crank]

^ Thinks that guy needs a drink.

< Thinks the other guy is a smart ass.

v Speaks from experience.

[von Kinderei]

^ Wise one

< other guy is ALWAYS the smart ass

V Could use to drink

[u crank]

^ Has had that conversation.

< Hopes the other guy doesn't start talking.

v Knows the score.

[Jimbuna]

^ But I ain't telling
< Checking the scores are correct
v Wishing they could score

[TarJak]

^ looking for a free kick
< scored earlier
V thought they'd scored but it was disallowed

[von Kinderei]

^ Victory man :woot:

< Rattled one off the cross bar

V Heard you rimmed out

[u crank]

^ Needs more practice.

< The ref hates me!

v Time out for refreshments.

[Jimbuna]

^ Pass me a beer
< Lone Star will do
v Ever been to the Flying Saucer in Houston

[u crank]

^ Texas limey?

< Abducted by aliens. Hard drinking aliens.

v Believes in UFOs.

[von Kinderei]

^ an alcoholic half breed ... weird

< the truth is out there ... I believe yes

V what do you believe

[Jimbuna]

^ Believes he is always right
< I stand corrected
v Time to tell

[u crank]

^ Humble as always.

< Hard to be humble when ...

v Makes perfect sense.

[Jimbuna]

^ Always has done
< Hope that sounded sensible
v Better not be senile

[TarJak]

^ showing signs of dementia
< not quite senile yet but not far from it
V not following

[Jimbuna]

^ Always leading
< Taking the boss to the shops soon
v Anything you need

[TarJak]

^ stocking up on Bundy
< I'll have some Websters Yorkshire Bitter thanks
V shopping for compliments

[von Kinderei]

^ enjoyin' a little Heiney

< had plenty last night :up:

V whats your flavor

[Jimbuna]

^ The drink or the buttock
< The mind boggles
v Never been a better time

[u crank]

^ Hard night,seems confused.

< Never better.

v Looking for shoes.

[von Kinderei]

^ nice beard :yeah:

< actually lookin' for pants :oops:

V you got'M :06:

[u crank]

^ Thinks pants optional.

< Scruffy but kind.

v Dresses to impress.

[Jimbuna]

^ Met your sort before...leave the wig at home
< Goes mentally blind at the thought
v Newcastle beat QPR today

[u crank]

^ Newcastle 1 QPR 0. Happy or sad?

< Rangers 3 Leafs 0. :damn: :damn: :damn: :wah:

v White cane needed.

[von Kinderei]

^ cryin' cause his Leafs lost

< good day cause the Blueshirts shut'M out

V how was your night

[Jimbuna]

^ Great thus far
< Watch some bugga go and spoil it
v You dare

[u crank]

^ There's one in every crowd.

< Heard vK's a trouble maker. :yep:

v Keeps his cool.

[von Kinderei]

^ can't hear right ... needs a Miracle Ear

< I'm always cool :|\\

V can ya hear me now

[Jimbuna]

^ Never heard a thing
< These ear defenders are good
v Time for a shower

[u crank]

^ Getting water in ears.

< 'ears lookin' at ya! :()1:

v Looks are deceiving.

[TarJak]

^ looks for a way out
< looks to the future
V looks like death warmed up

[Jimbuna]

^ Not a pretty sight then
< Looks longingly into the mirror
v But, then again on reflection

[u crank]

^ Keeping an eye on himself.

< Can't bear to look.

v Handsome lad he is.

[von Kinderei]

^ hidin' one eye , lookin' with the other

< if looks could kill I'd be in jail right now :D

V ever been arrested

[u crank]

^ Somebody call 911.

< Only thing arrested is my development.

v Hopes the judge is kind.

[von Kinderei]

^ always lookin' up at my avatar

< thinks judge is as kind as the bribe

V will you call 911

[u crank]

^ Has money, will bribe.

< Looks up, looks down.

v Looks confused.

[von Kinderei]

^ lookin' young again

< :doh:

V smile will ya

[u crank]

^ Wants my hat.

< Can't smile, Reece is near. :haha:

v Has eye problems. :shifty:

[von Kinderei]

^ let it out ... Reece is smiling too

< am a 4 eyes

V can you see at all

[u crank]

^ Is four eyes enough around Reece?

< Seeing ability decreases as does glass contents.

v Needs raincoat.

[von Kinderei]

^ becomin' pie eyed

< thought I needed a rain coat ... it hit Reece though

V he's on you now

[u crank]

^ It's the captains' mess, let him clean it up.

< Feelin' just fine. :88)

v Thinks Aussies are messy. :haha:

[U570]

^ Hasn't seen a proper BBQ
< Is as messy as you think
v Clean Freak

[von Kinderei]

^ place is a pigsty

< place is spotless

V your's :06:

[Sailor Steve]

^ Sees spots in his spotless place.

< Clean enough for government work.

v Who cleans yours?

[TarJak]

^ cleaning up his act
< self cleaning
V unclean!

[Jimbuna]

^ Shh....don't tell the wife
< Too late...she already knows
v Now your in for it

[u crank]

^ Run for it!

< I see nothing.

v Can't keep a secret.

[von Kinderei]

^ blind as a bat

< blabber mouth ... NOT

V how was your night

[u crank]

^ Tells no secrets.

< Just got haircut . Didn't help.

v Cuts own hair.

[von Kinderei]

^ you laughin' or cryin' ... I can't tell

< ain't had a hair cut in ages

V needs to grow some to cut

[u crank]

^ Looking for glasses.

< Laughing at four word game. :haha:

v Hair today, gone tomorrow.

[von Kinderei]

^ Reece loves you

< and me

V and you too

[u crank]

^ Knows his Aussies.

< Afraid of kangaroos.

v Hop to it!

[von Kinderei]

^ suffers from Kangaroophobia

< Platypus freaks me out

V how bout you mate

[Jimbuna]

^ Much prefer koalas
< Wonder what they taste like
v Makes do with kangaroo meat

[u crank]

^ That's not a knife.

< Likes the famous crocagater. :hmmm:

v Lives to eat.

[von Kinderei]

^ WOW .. you're ugly :o

< I like food yeah

V not happy with new avatar

[u crank]

^ I resemble that remark.

< Face wrong, age wrong, hair close. :haha:

v Skateboards for spare change.

[von Kinderei]

^ possibly nick-named " Baldy "

< doesn't have to worry about that right now

V hows your hair SITREP