Bernaaaaard!!!!

[_Seth_]

Any chance of finding Bernard somewhere in SHIV? Wonder what he'll be doing in the pacific.... Or do we have to find another "name" for the navy version of Forrest Gump..?

[Safe-Keeper]

Ben-n-ny!

[Immacolata]

Dinsdale?

D-I-I-I-I-N-S-D-A-L-E!

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Immacolata

Dinsdale?

D-I-I-I-I-N-S-D-A-L-E!

That's spiny Norman of the Yard.

Monty Python of course I've better shut up now or Sailor Steve will be saying stand by for the spam sketch which STEED will posting very soon.

[Hylander_1314]

Seaman 1st class, SNAFU.

[bookworm_020]

Wouldn't the American verison of Bernard be Gomer Pile??

I can hear the catch cry

PILE!!!!!

[Hylander_1314]

The old cartoons used Pfc Snafu, so I think the Navy used Sfc Snafu. But I haven't seen a lot of those cartoons in years.

[Immacolata]

[QUOTE=STEED]

Originally Posted by Immacolata

Dinsdale?

That's spiny Norman of the Yard.

Monty Python of course I've better shut up now or Sailor Steve will be saying stand by for the spam sketch which STEED will posting very soon.

Too late!

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[STEED]

DON'T BLAME ME SAILOR STEVE.

Steve put that hedgehog down


NO


HELP


STEVE, NO PLEASE FOR THE ..........................................





:rotfl: :rotfl:

[_Seth_]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Rhodes]

Eheheheheheheheh :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Monty Python for ever...

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, Steed, you silly boy, see what you've done now?

Better watch out or I might be tempted to post 'Who's On First' in it's entirety.

speaking of which, my vote for resident moron goes to Louie, after Lou Costello. Either that, or Beetle (for Beetle Baily).

[STEED]

Hey, I did not post spiny Norman of the Yard.


Steve what you doing with that hedgehog
ARRHHEEEEE NOT AGAIN!!
SOME ONE HELP ME.

OUCH THAT HURT.

STEVE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

PLEASE NO, DON'T DO THAT, OUCH THAT REALLY HURT.

BERNARD WELL THE HECK ARE YOU, I NEED YOUR HELP.
Steve, I surrender here's a peace offer.

[The Noob]

WTF Hell?! Thats Nuts!:p:rotfl:

[_Seth_]

[quote=Immacolata]

Originally Posted by STEED

Too late!

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!