Hostile Cube Shaped Spacecraft Spotted!!!

TLAM Strike · 02-03-12, 02:28 PM

Ooops not the Borg just Iran...

^I'm guessing that's a 35mm camera someone had laying around...

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The new Iranian satellite weighs about 110 pounds (50 kilograms) and was built by students at the Sharif University of Technology

Telstar 1 sounds more advanced...

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Iranian Space Agency officials have said in the past that they are aiming to launch a human into space by 2020 and land an astronaut on the moon by 2025.

It was first spotted by the crew of another satellite.

Osmium Steele · 02-03-12, 02:34 PM

Please tell me that's a mock up and not the real thing sitting in a conference room next to a fiber spewing flag directly under the overhead air vents...

Have these jokers never heard of a clean room?

krashkart · 02-03-12, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Osmium Steele

Please tell me that's a mock up and not the real thing sitting in a conference room next to a fiber spewing flag directly under the overhead air vents...

Fiber is a good thing. Don't want the satellite to get plugged up or anything.

MH · 02-03-12, 03:00 PM

(if they only gave up all the crap and focused science)

Jimbuna · 02-03-12, 03:15 PM

LOL

kraznyi_oktjabr · 02-03-12, 03:41 PM

Few questions:

1. Is there unfilled jobs in Comedy Channel? I think we have found potential candidate for the job.

2. Why Iran needs five ground stations to control their satellite?

and last but not leaast...

3. Isn't human in space in 2020 and lunar landing in 2025 be a bit ambitious plan?

magicstix · 02-03-12, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Osmium Steele

Please tell me that's a mock up and not the real thing sitting in a conference room next to a fiber spewing flag directly under the overhead air vents...

Have these jokers never heard of a clean room?

Clean rooms only matter if you care about not infecting other planets with earth life...

TLAM Strike · 02-03-12, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by magicstix

Clean rooms only matter if you care about not infecting other planets with earth life...

They do matter for Earth orbiting spacecraft too. You don't want a piece of metal finding its way in to the electronics or dust or debris getting in to the camera lens or even oil from fingerprints on the solar panels.

soopaman2 · 02-03-12, 10:26 PM

Alot of our UFO sighting in the 50s-60s was our government fiddling around with German Tech. Notice alot of the happened in our southwestern deserts?

Always a rational answer for everything.

If there was aliens capible of unrealistic speed and stealth, then they would have conquered us by now.
Not tease us for 60 + years. Which happens to be how long we been messing with jet engines.

I found a tinfoil hat website for you. PM me if you want it, be warned they ban you for speaking logic there (or mentioning Tavistock, and other goodies I can give you to troll them). Although they do believe this crap has something to do with Niburu, and the Mayan calandar.

Aliens, you have a better chance proving to me that the US congress has Americas best interest in mind.

Don't tell me this place is going the way of the loonies.

Takeda Shingen · 02-03-12, 04:34 PM

If they manage to mount a scud to it......

BossMark · 02-03-12, 04:42 PM

Probably just one of these

Rhodes · 02-03-12, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

^I'm guessing that's a 35mm camera someone had laying around...

Naaaa, looks more a point-&-shoot MF camera!

Schöneboom · 02-03-12, 10:35 PM

Don't misunderestimate them Persians, son -- that there "air conditioner" is the spaceborne equivalent of a Q Ship! Yep, that's a hunter-killer satellite cunningly disguised as a "student project"!!

If one of our spy satellites comes in for a peek, them solar panels flip open, and BLAMMO! Just wait, we're going toe to toe with the Persians, in outer space!

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Osmium Steele Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Upper midwest USA Posts: 1,101 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Please tell me that's a mock up and not the real thing sitting in a conference room next to a fiber spewing flag directly under the overhead air vents... Have these jokers never heard of a clean room? __________________ In the month of July of the year 1348, between the feasts of St. Benedict and of St. Swithin, a strange thing came upon England... My U297 build thread

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kraznyi_oktjabr Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Republiken Finland Posts: 1,803 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Few questions: 1. Is there unfilled jobs in Comedy Channel? I think we have found potential candidate for the job. 2. Why Iran needs five ground stations to control their satellite? and last but not leaast... 3. Isn't human in space in 2020 and lunar landing in 2025 be a bit ambitious plan? __________________ You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. - Dr. House

02-03-12, 10:26 PM	#9
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Alot of our UFO sighting in the 50s-60s was our government fiddling around with German Tech. Notice alot of the happened in our southwestern deserts? Always a rational answer for everything. If there was aliens capible of unrealistic speed and stealth, then they would have conquered us by now. Not tease us for 60 + years. Which happens to be how long we been messing with jet engines. I found a tinfoil hat website for you. PM me if you want it, be warned they ban you for speaking logic there (or mentioning Tavistock, and other goodies I can give you to troll them). Although they do believe this crap has something to do with Niburu, and the Mayan calandar. Aliens, you have a better chance proving to me that the US congress has Americas best interest in mind. Don't tell me this place is going the way of the loonies. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Probably just one of these __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

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MH Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184 Downloads: 248 Uploads: 0	(if they only gave up all the crap and focused science)

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Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	If they manage to mount a scud to it......

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Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Don't misunderestimate them Persians, son -- that there "air conditioner" is the spaceborne equivalent of a Q Ship! Yep, that's a hunter-killer satellite cunningly disguised as a "student project"!! If one of our spy satellites comes in for a peek, them solar panels flip open, and BLAMMO! Just wait, we're going toe to toe with the Persians, in outer space! __________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher."