Simulation Interface 02/02/10

Adriatico · 02-02-10, 02:31 AM

Crew management...

coronas · 02-02-10, 04:41 AM

Take no prisioners!!

Sgtmonkeynads · 02-02-10, 04:49 AM

Huuuuzzzaahhhhhh Kapitan !

oscar19681 · 02-02-10, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Adriatico

Crew management...

I dont see anything. But i guess it must be another mature practical joke.

Turbografx · 02-02-10, 09:11 AM

Lol, getting ready for a boarding action?

Boarders away!

Platapus · 02-02-10, 09:18 AM

If I complete enough quests... I mean patrols eventually can I get issued the Eel of a Thousand Truths?

Adriatico · 02-02-10, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

If I complete enough quests... I mean patrols eventually can I get issued the Eel of a Thousand Truths?

You must have Dark Elf onboard... find one under cliffs of Giblartar

Panser · 02-02-10, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

If I complete enough quests... I mean patrols eventually can I get issued the Eel of a Thousand Truths?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adriatico

You must have Dark Elf onboard... find one under cliffs of Giblartar

You also need to have unlocked the "Grey Brotherhood" sidequests

mookiemookie · 02-02-10, 09:54 AM

"You're the hero of Kva....err...the Atlantic!"

Platapus · 02-02-10, 09:54 AM

Kaluen: IWO, battle stations, we are going to attack that ship

IWO: But Kaluen, That is a neutral ship, if we attack it we will take an alignment hit

Kaluen: Bah, they were traveling without lights, it is their own fault

Game: You move 5 points toward Chaotic

/facepalm

IWO: Kaluen, it will be a difficult shot. That ship cons orange

Kaluen: Put Johan on the TDC as he has +4 to targeting. Have him take off the Boots of navigation and put on the gloves of concentration and the jockstrap of accuracy. And make sure we use our last +1 Eel of the Reich as that gives us additional damage against merchants.

IOW: Javol herr Kaluen

Kaluen: One last thing, give me a Potion of Donitz's Courage. We will need all the help we can.

Sigh

frau kaleun · 02-02-10, 10:07 AM

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Have him take off the Boots of navigation and put on the gloves of concentration and the jockstrap of accuracy.

swampa · 02-02-10, 05:46 PM

When you get the brown underpants of fear you will be invincible

frau kaleun · 02-02-10, 05:50 PM

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When you get the brown underpants of fear you will be invincible

Invincible, no. Unpopular? Yes.

sergei · 02-02-10, 05:53 PM

Ooh, is he holding the +5 periscope of magical sinking?

frau kaleun · 02-02-10, 05:55 PM

No, he's just adjusting the jockstrap of accuracy. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

02-02-10, 02:31 AM	#1
Adriatico Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: Periscope depth Posts: 860 Downloads: 119 Uploads: 0	Simulation Interface 02/02/10 Crew management... __________________

02-02-10, 04:41 AM	#2
coronas Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2005 Location: Asturias, España Posts: 1,168 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Take no prisioners!! __________________

02-02-10, 04:49 AM	#3
Sgtmonkeynads Ships Secretary Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MilesCity Montana Posts: 583 Downloads: 614 Uploads: 0	Huuuuzzzaahhhhhh Kapitan ! __________________ Just help someone.....it makes a difference

02-02-10, 09:18 AM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	If I complete enough quests... I mean patrols eventually can I get issued the Eel of a Thousand Truths? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-02-10, 09:54 AM	#9
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	"You're the hero of Kva....err...the Atlantic!" __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

02-02-10, 09:11 AM	#5
Turbografx Old Stormalong Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The Gret Stet of Loosiana Posts: 232 Downloads: 104 Uploads: 0	Lol, getting ready for a boarding action? Boarders away!

02-02-10, 05:46 PM	#12
swampa Mate Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Posts: 55 Downloads: 104 Uploads: 0	When you get the brown underpants of fear you will be invincible

02-02-10, 05:53 PM	#14
sergei Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: London UK Posts: 1,788 Downloads: 405 Uploads: 29	Ooh, is he holding the +5 periscope of magical sinking?

02-02-10, 05:55 PM	#15
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	No, he's just adjusting the jockstrap of accuracy. Sometimes it's hard to tell.