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Old 11-26-15, 12:39 PM   #1
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Icon10 "I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!"

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Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?
Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.

Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.

Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?

Male: It was a spider.

Police: Sorry??

Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!

Police: What about the woman screaming?

Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mans-noisy...7.html#4hImVrs


Gave me a good laugh.
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Old 11-26-15, 12:47 PM   #2
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That was not a native Australian.
They domesticate large spiders, not scream at them
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Old 11-26-15, 08:39 PM   #3
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Old 11-27-15, 02:56 AM   #4
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Nice one
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Spider-man vs Ant-man!
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Old 11-27-15, 10:20 AM   #7
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Newspapers are good for swatting bugs.

Moving on..

Saw a big rat today bigger than a Chihuahua!

Bloody heck James Herbert Rats Trilogy comes to mind.
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Old 11-27-15, 11:56 AM   #8
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That's just sad. What has happened to our civilization?
The woman screaming was him?
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Old 11-27-15, 03:49 PM   #9
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Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.
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Old 11-27-15, 04:06 PM   #10
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Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.


Possible 2015-2015. I think they do not live long!
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Old 11-27-15, 04:26 PM   #11
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Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.
He was a great spider. One of the best
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Old 11-28-15, 12:55 PM   #13
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Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

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Could someone enlighten me.
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Old 11-28-15, 02:48 PM   #14
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Could someone enlighten me.
Read the article, and you'll understand
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