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02-14-09, 04:33 PM | #4696 |
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Granted, but imagine your embarrassment when you discover restaurants don't accept Pesos anymore.
I wish I knew why we we aren't supposed to eat animals, when they are made out of meat.
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02-15-09, 06:05 AM | #4697 |
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Granted, you find out when your butcher offers you one of your own legs
I wish cannibalism was less prevalent in Jimbuna's town. (Local shops for local people). |
02-15-09, 09:21 PM | #4698 |
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Granted, Cannibalism disappears when a salmonella outbreak kills the the local populace after Jimbuna's winkie was served undercooked at a town BBQ.
I wish I was a circus clown with big floppy shoes.
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02-15-09, 09:42 PM | #4699 |
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Granted, but you keep triping over them.
I wish circus clown shoes wernt so big.
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02-15-09, 10:34 PM | #4700 | |
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Granted, they are now the size of a normal shoe, and one is promtly shoved up your butt by an angry circus clown who must now wear less funny shoes. I wish for Task Force to have a good proctologist.
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02-16-09, 12:58 AM | #4701 |
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Granted, he gets you as his proctologist and you are sooooo gooood!
I wish innuendo was insinuated |
02-16-09, 06:36 AM | #4702 |
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Granted, but only towards your good self.
I wish I hadn't scalded Mrs Bunas foot last night.
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02-16-09, 06:42 AM | #4703 |
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Granted, now she's angry at you for some other reason that you don't know of.
(Seriously, sorry to hear that, hope she's okay). I wish...I was cool.
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02-16-09, 06:54 AM | #4704 |
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Granted, jim wraps you in a tea towel with ice and uses you to soothe Mr's Buna's foot.
I wish my daughter would stop being a stroppy cow |
02-16-09, 07:58 AM | #4705 |
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Granted, all it takes is some deadbeat with no job named Biggles, your new son in-law. And keep the refridgerator full of beer too will ya, Biggles needs his nurishment while he's job hunting online with your computer for the next 7 months.
I wish Biggles and his new bride all the best .
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02-16-09, 08:11 AM | #4706 |
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Granted, they both get all the best of TarJaks wine and beer stocks.
I wish my daughter knew how to cook like her mam.
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02-17-09, 03:41 PM | #4707 |
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Granted, she cooks like your mam but your mams cooking was never that good
I wish Biggles admitted the truth he's a viking .
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02-17-09, 04:11 PM | #4708 |
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Granted, Biggles admits the truth that he's a Viking, but becomes very aggravated at having to make the admission and gores you with his horny hat
I wish rutabagas were more appetizing |
02-17-09, 04:33 PM | #4709 |
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Granted, but only if you mix them with horse manure.
I wish the inevitable consequence.
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02-17-09, 04:38 PM | #4710 |
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Granted, the inevitable consequence of your heinous crimes against humanity
I wish Jimbuna's consequence would be righteously...righteous
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