White smoke out of the Sistine - a new Pope has been chosen - Page 7

vienna · 03-15-13, 12:22 PM

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I thought it was six days. Union rules mandated one day of rest.

I have often wondered if God hasn't looked at the earth and those on it and said to himself, "Me Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have taken that day off..."...

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ejonholmes1975 · 03-15-13, 02:39 PM

Very funny stuff gents!

Armistead · 03-15-13, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

The Pope, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown
over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress,
accessorized with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and
the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell us it's Wrong to be Gay.

That one silly outfit cost more than most of us make in our lives. Oh well, if it makes you look holy.

Cybermat47 · 03-15-13, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

I have often wondered if God hasn't looked at the earth and those on it and said to himself, "Me Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have taken that day off..."...

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Skybird · 03-16-13, 05:09 AM

After the hype, his start already showed me what to expect from this guy (a Jesuit elite-christian and thus more radical than a pope by default definition already is anyway). Already in his first preaching he has - copying best hate-preaching tradition of Islamic fundamentalists - demonized non-believers, saying those who do not believe in his idol are praying to Satan instead.

One expects that from some province cleric from the woods behind the mountain. In his position, one should expect less medieval hate-sowing from a representative.

I always had much love for popes and church and all that

, but I think I will especially love this haughty fanatical bastard. Why is it that no charges over diffamation and hate-crime get filed against him - but people like me being threatend with getting prosecuted over blasphemy when attacking the church over criminal finance management, for example?

Jimbuna · 03-16-13, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Hang on, I'll TinEye it to find another.

Edit: TinEye failed me, so I've saved it to an album here but I will eventually delete it.

Would make a crackin pair of curtains

August · 03-16-13, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Would make a crackin pair of curtains

Platapus · 03-16-13, 02:13 PM

Didn't Carol Burnett do a sketch on that?

fireftr18 · 03-16-13, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Didn't Carol Burnett do a sketch on that?

A spoof on "Gone With the Wind." She made a dress out of curtains, complete with the curtain rod.

And by the way Jim.

Herr-Berbunch · 03-17-13, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Would make a crackin pair of curtains

Pull yourself together!

Jimbuna · 03-17-13, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Pull yourself together!

Never mind that....just hang in there!

vienna · 03-17-13, 05:12 PM

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A spoof on "Gone With the Wind." She made a dress out of curtains, complete with the curtain rod.

Here's the pic; the image on the left is the original GWTW dress worn by Vivien Leigh:

Carol gave a great line in the skit after Rhett (Harvey Korma) effusively complimented her gown: "I saw it in the window and I had to have it."...

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Platapus · 03-17-13, 06:00 PM

She is one of the greats.

03-16-13, 05:09 AM	#95
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 40,528 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	After the hype, his start already showed me what to expect from this guy (a Jesuit elite-christian and thus more radical than a pope by default definition already is anyway). Already in his first preaching he has - copying best hate-preaching tradition of Islamic fundamentalists - demonized non-believers, saying those who do not believe in his idol are praying to Satan instead. One expects that from some province cleric from the woods behind the mountain. In his position, one should expect less medieval hate-sowing from a representative. I always had much love for popes and church and all that , but I think I will especially love this haughty fanatical bastard. Why is it that no charges over diffamation and hate-crime get filed against him - but people like me being threatend with getting prosecuted over blasphemy when attacking the church over criminal finance management, for example? __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

03-16-13, 02:13 PM	#98
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,965 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Didn't Carol Burnett do a sketch on that? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-17-13, 06:00 PM	#103
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,965 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	She is one of the greats. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-15-13, 02:39 PM	#92
ejonholmes1975 Bilge Rat Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Very funny stuff gents!