Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but never on the dark side of the moon.

I wish there was such a thing as wooden tadpoles.

[NealT]

Granted, but then it would cause massive unemployment as the toothpick makers went out of business because people could eat frog legs and clean their teeth at the same time.

I wish I was good enough to have a sub in Navy Field

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but that navy field turns out to be a minefield and your soon destroyed.

I wish I could sleep for a thousand years.

[Koondawg]

Granted you sleep for 1000 years, although when you wake you realize you have been buried in the butcrack of the woman you so much hated when you were in the office....

I wish polygons were crackers with cheese....

[NealT]

Granted, you later realize you have been buried in the butcracker of the woman you so much hated when you were in the office and she has been cutting the cheese all this time.

I wish I were more creative...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now create havoc wherever you go.

I wish vanity was as succulent as freshly roasted lamb.

[Kratos]

I wish vanity was as succulent as freshly roasted lamb.

Granted: but what you percieve as vanity,is actually mutton dressed as lamb

I wish i had a bottle of bushmills?

[Raptor1]

Granted, it's empty

I wish I had a bottle of evil juice filled with real authentic evil juice

[TarJak]

Granted, but you find the taste of drain cleaner a little overpowering when you drink it's evil juice and die as the caustic burns thru your throat

I wish cars had the ability to leap over traffic jams

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Granted, but you find the taste of drain cleaner a little overpowering when you drink it's evil juice and die as the caustic burns thru your throat

I wish cars had the ability to leap over traffic jams

Granted, but only when equipped with a strobe and a klaxon

I wish I could take my car to the SS Meet.

[Mush Martin]

Granted but the Airfrieght bill insurance and international plate and
liscense are yours to pay for including return.


I wish I was jimbunas travelbroker

[Task Force]

Granted, but you send him on a flight 4th class(wing) and he hunts you down and locks you up in a vice. By the way Jimbuna, do you want a strap on the left or right wing.:rotfl:

I wish buna land was a radioactive wasteland due to Task Force lands nuclear warheads. (Im glad Im far away from buna land).

[Raptor1]

Granted, but Raptorland claims the scorched remains and the Duce, Jimbuna, escapes to Ubootcomradeland, hope you don't mind

I wish I had less enemies and more pizza

[Task Force]

Granted you have no enemys and more pizza, enjoy your new laxative filled pizza.(I know I spelled laxative rong)

I wish I had a cheese pizza with no laxative in it or anything else other than bread,tomato sauce, cheese. and nothing (including paracites) that shouldnt be in it.

[TarJak]

Granted you get a nice pizza with only good stuff in it. Trouble is you chose to wash it down with raw sewage

I wish garbage bags came in extra heavy duty body size