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So, you're walking along minding your own business and someone else is walking toward you. While they're making eye contact with you, you hear them say "What is your ####ing problem, anyway?" and then you notice they are talking into their smart phone so you don't know who the target is.
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Typical!
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Paranoia
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Some years back, before we all had mobiles, this bloke bustled past on Tonbridge railway station talking at the top of his voice to himself - or so it seemed. I thought he'd escaped from somewhere until I saw the diddy little microphone stuck to his stupid head. It then seemed to me that he just wanted everybody to notice him & how important he was. I thought: "tosser"
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Next time your out and are about to pass someone travelling in the opposite direction....as you are about to cross, say in a hushed voice but still at a level that is audible to them "Did you bring the money"?
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...I just looked that up! 'Tosser' in britspeke is not the same as 'tosser' in downunderer Reecespeke!!?
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Starte das Auto
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... EGAD!no wonder my long suffering wife of 43 years has threatened to toss me out if I keep referring to myself as 'the left hand of God"!
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