The Bilge - Page 124

Aktungbby · 01-08-21, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

LOL
So you were gone a viking with Onkel Neal?

always sailing around on someone elses boat and drinking their hooch.

Even worse, my Norwegian Lutheran College teams are the Vikings and there was always Hamm's keggers after the Rugby matches!

Wolferz · 01-08-21, 10:07 PM

Scrum it.

@ Markus,
I hope you didn't get singed by the torches or poked by the pitch forks over in the Pro Trump thread.
Talk about the blind leading the deaf! Sheesh!

mapuc · 01-09-21, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Scrum it.

@ Markus,
I hope you didn't get singed by the torches or poked by the pitch forks over in the Pro Trump thread.
Talk about the blind leading the deaf! Sheesh!

No I'm made of hard rubber. And I believe in free speech as long it doesn't contain personal attacks or ugly words.

Markus

Wolferz · 01-09-21, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

No I'm made of hard rubber. And I believe in free speech as long it doesn't contain personal attacks or ugly words.

Markus

Much of that kind of stuff flying around over there.

After Wednesdays bovine scatterings, it's all over the airwaves too.
Laughable that the talking heads over at Fox News are still either trying to defend their idol or spin everything around 360 degrees and blame it on the Democrats.

Living the deluded is hard.
S

Wolferz · 01-14-21, 10:10 AM

Spark up the bong boys.
Let us speak of cabbages and kings.
Those sad little kings on their sad little hills.

Meanwhile:
Back in the desert, the Arabs were eating their dates.

Anyone want to join the troops at Camp Swampy?
You'll need a Buffalo horned hat., some riot gear and the Camp Auschwitz shirt we got last summer.

Eichhörnchen · 07-03-21, 09:54 AM

Many Happy Returns to our glorious leader

And I don't expect there'll be a birthday cake from Tango this year... thank God

Armistead · 12-25-21, 12:51 PM

Merry Christmas to all the members of the Bilge and to those long lost members we don't see anymore!

Since we can't get engines for our sub we plan to set sail and get back on patrol soon. We're gonna hook up an intercom in the head so Wolferz can still lead us into glory once again!

mapuc · 12-25-21, 01:28 PM

Open the hatch on the sub, stick my head into it and yell

Merry Christmas you salty dogs.

Forget to close the hatch and swim back to surface.

Markus

Aktungbby · 12-25-21, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Merry Christmas to all the members of the Bilge and to those long lost members we don't see anymore!

Since we can't get engines for our sub we plan to set sail and get back on patrol soon. We're gonna hook up an intercom in the head

so Wolferz can still lead us into glory once again!

Gadzooks! A holiday timeout from grits, pone, hominy, and Christmas moonshine

from ol' N. Carolinky!

...and when it come to 'heads', we defer to the Bilge's XO!

Tango589 · 03-16-23, 02:53 PM

Break out the bunting, fire the guns, pour the cooking sherry and get the good biscuits out!

I'M BACK!!

😁😁😁

Eichhörnchen · 03-16-23, 03:23 PM

Yes the cook is back - don't eat anything that might've had a sell by date on it

mapuc · 03-16-23, 03:23 PM

Slaughter the biggest sheep we have, open the special vine invite the neighbors
We shall have a party never seen before in the Bilge

Our lost member(Son) is back.

Threadfin will perform all type of music on his Les Pauls

Markus

Armistead · 03-16-23, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango589

Break out the bunting, fire the guns, pour the cooking sherry and get the good biscuits out!

I'M BACK!!

😁😁😁

As Wolferz is still locked away in the head I am still in charge. Going AWOL is something we, cept the Captain, ... take serious. You've been demoted to cook

Eichhörnchen · 03-17-23, 01:39 AM

Business as usual

Tango589 · 03-17-23, 03:43 AM

Have we tried prying the door off the head to check if Wolferz is okay in there?

01-08-21, 10:07 PM	#1847
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Hamms and beans Scrum it. @ Markus, I hope you didn't get singed by the torches or poked by the pitch forks over in the Pro Trump thread. Talk about the blind leading the deaf! Sheesh! __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-14-21, 10:10 AM	#1850
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Green grass and high class forever... Spark up the bong boys. Let us speak of cabbages and kings. Those sad little kings on their sad little hills. Meanwhile: Back in the desert, the Arabs were eating their dates. Anyone want to join the troops at Camp Swampy? You'll need a Buffalo horned hat., some riot gear and the Camp Auschwitz shirt we got last summer. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-03-21, 09:54 AM	#1851
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,966 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Wolferz is 98 today Many Happy Returns to our glorious leader And I don't expect there'll be a birthday cake from Tango this year... thank God __________________

12-25-21, 12:51 PM	#1852
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,875 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Merry Christmas to all the members of the Bilge and to those long lost members we don't see anymore! Since we can't get engines for our sub we plan to set sail and get back on patrol soon. We're gonna hook up an intercom in the head so Wolferz can still lead us into glory once again! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

12-25-21, 01:28 PM	#1853
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 19,574 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Open the hatch on the sub, stick my head into it and yell Merry Christmas you salty dogs. Forget to close the hatch and swim back to surface. Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

03-16-23, 02:53 PM	#1855
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Break out the bunting, fire the guns, pour the cooking sherry and get the good biscuits out! I'M BACK!! 😁😁😁 __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

03-16-23, 03:23 PM	#1856
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,966 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Yes the cook is back - don't eat anything that might've had a sell by date on it __________________

03-16-23, 03:23 PM	#1857
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 19,574 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Slaughter the biggest sheep we have, open the special vine invite the neighbors We shall have a party never seen before in the Bilge Our lost member(Son) is back. Threadfin will perform all type of music on his Les Pauls Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

03-17-23, 01:39 AM	#1859
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,966 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Business as usual __________________

03-17-23, 03:43 AM	#1860
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Have we tried prying the door off the head to check if Wolferz is okay in there? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...