The Bilge

Armistead · 12-20-14, 09:36 AM

I have been kissing Wolferz's ass for years now as leader and have come accustomed to the taste, odor and texture. I will not bow before a turd with a hairpiece. Let it be known that the bilge has values and limits.

Aktung, if he's on board, we hold you responsible until we can dump him off at the nearest circus.

Also, our cat Titi is missing, has anyone seen her?

Wolferz · 12-20-14, 10:40 AM

Kimchi Jong Uh,
is currently attached to the prop guards as shark bait.

I have a hankering for some shark fin soup.

Aktungbby · 12-20-14, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

What will this International Brown-Nosing involve?

A sound drubbing

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

He deserves NOTHING from us. Ever!

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Aktung, if he's on board, we hold you responsible until we can dump him off at the nearest circus.

Duly noted! AS COB, The crew will be assigned Dennis Rodman masks to set the Revered Fatboy at ease. Armistead: please refrain from ancestor worship during this delicate phase of the conspiracy.

Swamprat is the key man here!

He's big enough to pull it off-wear the dress- and the tire iron tipped thumpers we ol' truckers use will be duck-taped to his thighs for swift distribution.

He's already been a tarbaby of sorts and I've talked Firefgtr out of of his nuptual fetish on this one! He'll stick to his pink turnout gear

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This shot proves the meal plan will work: a little Bilge borscht, some feigned comeraderie

and phhhhhttt his hackin' days are Kaput! -the Revered Michelin Man is tire thumped into sharkfin soup bait...and we keep his used sub! Let's not blow it and let him feed us to his dogs (his own uncle?!!) on this!

NOTE: Tango gets an all-wood thumper-He's our churchman and may not draw blood as with Bishop Odo at Hastings-I'm not insensitive here; and we all need the closequarters REPEL BOARDER drill anyhow!

Wolferz · 12-20-14, 07:05 PM

I've come to view the tapestries.

Aktungbby · 12-20-14, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I've come to view the tapestries.

Well then I've picked out the right one-Odo, the bishop, was William(the Bastard's) half brother a 'fearless leader' in his own right-as depicted- and probably the richest man ever to live in England based on his holdings and 'loot' from the conquest...he greed was still such that William (now 'the Conqueror') had to incarcerate him for a spell (5 years). What ya gotta do to lose a bad nickname I tell ya.

Odo would have made a fine bilge rat IMHO: "Little good is recorded of Odo, and it was recorded that his vast wealth was gained by extortion and robbery. His ambitions were boundless and his morals lax...

He probably bribed the stitcher ladies to look that good in the tapestry

Eichhörnchen · 12-20-14, 09:03 PM

Have you not had time to read my study of one of the lesser-known personalities involved in this historical event, in Stealhead's "Story/prose Game" ??

nikimcbee · 12-20-14, 09:25 PM

Tarjak?

Stuck in the wrong thread?

Armistead · 12-20-14, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Well then I've picked out the right one-Odo, the bishop, was William(the Bastard's) half brother a 'fearless leader' in his own right-as depicted- and probably the richest man ever to live in England based on his holdings and 'loot' from the conquest...he greed was still such that William (now 'the Conqueror') had to incarcerate him for a spell (5 years). What ya gotta do to lose a bad nickname I tell ya.

Odo would have made a fine bilge rat IMHO: "Little good is recorded of Odo, and it was recorded that his vast wealth was gained by extortion and robbery. His ambitions were boundless and his morals lax...

He probably bribed the stitcher ladies to look that good in the tapestry

I still can't decide if you're a genius or mad....both. Your vocabulary exceeds my brain cells....

Shut up Wolfer....

swamprat69er · 12-21-14, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I still can't decide if you're a genius or mad....both. Your vocabulary exceeds my brain cell....

Shut up Wolfer....

I fixed it for you.

fireftr18 · 12-21-14, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

He's already been a tarbaby of sorts and I've talked Firefgtr out of of his nuptual fetish on this one! He'll stick to his pink turnout gear

https://www.flickr.com/photos/athena...n/photostream/

Aktungbby · 12-21-14, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

https://www.flickr.com/photos/athenasarmoury/5169922701/in/photostream/

SPLICE THE MAINBRACE

just to keep it 'in the pink' so to speak!

Wolferz · 12-21-14, 10:27 AM

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I still can't decide if you're a genius or mad....both. Your vocabulary exceeds my brain cells....

Shut up Wolfer....

You said it, not me.

My get up and go got up and went, so I will spare you.
This time.

Armistead · 12-21-14, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

SPLICE THE MAINBRACE

just to keep it 'in the pink' so to speak!

Where are we gonna get the milk, is Wolferz lactating again?

Wolferz · 12-22-14, 07:32 AM

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Where are we gonna get the milk, is Wolferz lactating again?

Are you blind?
The cow is tied up on the pier and it's your turn to do the milking.

Aktung will put anything bearing the GOOD HOUSEKEEPING seal in his milk.

Usually Vodka.

Making Pink Russians are we?

Tango589 · 12-22-14, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

The cow is tied up on the pier and it's your turn to do the milking.

Just wondering why the cow only has one teat?

12-20-14, 09:36 AM	#1
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I have been kissing Wolferz's ass for years now as leader and have come accustomed to the taste, odor and texture. I will not bow before a turd with a hairpiece. Let it be known that the bilge has values and limits. Aktung, if he's on board, we hold you responsible until we can dump him off at the nearest circus. Also, our cat Titi is missing, has anyone seen her? __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 12-20-14 at 11:55 AM.

12-20-14, 10:40 AM	#2
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Kimchi Jong Uh, is currently attached to the prop guards as shark bait. I have a hankering for some shark fin soup. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I've come to view the tapestries. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

12-20-14, 09:03 PM	#6
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,804 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	The Battle of Hastings Have you not had time to read my study of one of the lesser-known personalities involved in this historical event, in Stealhead's "Story/prose Game" ??

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,925 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Tarjak? Stuck in the wrong thread? __________________