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07-19-21, 01:01 PM | #1081 |
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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07-19-21, 04:07 PM | #1082 |
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Arabica or Robusta?
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07-20-21, 09:33 AM | #1083 |
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The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.
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07-20-21, 12:54 PM | #1084 |
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Starfish haven't got brains.
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07-20-21, 01:28 PM | #1085 |
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pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau .. |
07-20-21, 02:51 PM | #1086 |
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In 2013, a Chinese father was tired of his unemployed 23-year-old son spending all his time on World of Warcraft. He therefore hired other gamers to virtually assassinate his son's avatar in the game.
Markus
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07-20-21, 03:17 PM | #1087 |
Starte das Auto
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07-21-21, 12:18 PM | #1088 |
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The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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07-21-21, 12:41 PM | #1089 |
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So does the uncle!
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07-21-21, 06:12 PM | #1090 |
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In 1940, 14-year-old Fidel Castro sent a letter to US President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
In the letter, he asked the president to send him a $ 10 note, as according to the letter he had never seen one and would like to own one. In addition, he offered to show Roosevelt one of the largest iron mines in Cuba if there was a shortage of iron to build ships from. Roosevelt's press office sent a brief reply back to Castro thanking him for his letter, but no banknote was attached. Markus
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07-22-21, 08:27 AM | #1091 |
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The longest word comprised of one row on the keyboard is: TYPEWRITER
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07-22-21, 08:50 AM | #1092 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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>^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong. |
07-22-21, 11:23 AM | #1093 |
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Greetings to my nam dong-mus!
Kim Jung Un has ordered all N. Koreans to only speak unadulterated North Korean; refraining from slang or S. Korean expression. Deviations from N. Korean norms are dangerous poisons to to state ideology. Instead of nam-chin, a shortened S. Korean expression for boyfriend, N. Koreans have been told to use nam dong-mu which translates as male partner...Well, in the interest of global harmony, I hereby salute all my nam dong-mus at
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07-22-21, 12:42 PM | #1094 |
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You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
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07-22-21, 02:24 PM | #1095 |
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Have you tried getting one on the zinc box? The term comes from Middle Low German (1100-1500s), where a 5 'on the dice (sinc) and a 2' (box) meant misfortune.
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