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09-01-20, 10:08 AM | #2251 |
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Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are still closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.
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09-01-20, 11:26 AM | #2252 |
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We gave our granddad the nickname ‘Spiderman’,
He hasn’t got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.
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09-01-20, 11:52 AM | #2253 |
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My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.
I can’t believe Gaviscon.
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09-01-20, 03:38 PM | #2254 |
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I ran out of body wash this morning.
I was looking for something I could use as a substitute Then it dawned on me.
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09-02-20, 06:47 AM | #2255 |
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I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.
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09-02-20, 09:50 AM | #2256 |
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I think I'm going to start an all marsupial fight club.
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09-02-20, 10:02 AM | #2257 |
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Fell asleep with my iPhone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and replaced with a shiny new fifty pence piece. Damn that Blue-Tooth Fairy.
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09-03-20, 06:18 AM | #2258 |
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Made a taxi driver really angry tonight.
Told him to drive me home in reverse and now he owes me Ł16.20.
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09-03-20, 06:19 AM | #2259 |
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Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
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09-03-20, 10:15 AM | #2260 |
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09-03-20, 11:34 AM | #2261 |
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One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.
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09-04-20, 02:17 AM | #2262 |
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09-04-20, 05:19 AM | #2263 |
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My cooking is awful.
Does anyone know how much vodka you’re supposed to add to cheese-on-toast?
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09-04-20, 12:31 PM | #2264 |
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Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.
They told me they were hovis witness.
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09-05-20, 08:51 AM | #2265 |
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