Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 163

frau kaleun · 02-17-11, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by VONHARRIS

Would you use the deck gun?

Oh come on, you can still use it.

Once.

Missing Name · 02-17-11, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Oh come on, you can still use it.

Once.

And by once, we mean that he'll forget to take the cap off before firing.

VONHARRIS · 02-17-11, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Missing Name

And by once, we mean that he'll forget to take the cap off before firing.

Much worse! He was ordered to man the deck gun and he went to the flak gun.

Jimbuna · 02-17-11, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Missing Name

And by once, we mean that he'll forget to take the cap off before firing.

Let us hope so.

frau kaleun · 02-17-11, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Let us hope so.

Hee.

The downside is, you no longer have a working deck gun.

The upside is, you no longer have Bernard on your boat. Well, not in one piece anyway.

Missing Name · 02-17-11, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Hee.

The downside is, you no longer have a working deck gun.

The upside is, you no longer have Bernard on your boat. Well, not in one piece anyway.

He must have had a Chop-Chop fruit or something, because he reassembled after that last shell hit.

Gargamel · 02-17-11, 08:28 PM

Harbormaster: Kaleun, I don't remember your boat having a conning tower emblem painted on.

Kaleun: Oh that's just Bernard.

VONHARRIS · 02-18-11, 05:58 AM

Against all odds , Bernard performs his duties in an excellent way. He is not destroying anything else , but the target ship.

He is the one in the blue uniform and - amazing - the deck gun is still in one piece.

Before he went out I said to him :
Bernard , if you screw this one up your next station is inside torpedo tube 1.
We have a lack of live torps.

I think it worked, This time

Bakkels · 02-18-11, 10:05 AM

Jimbuna · 02-20-11, 05:53 PM

LOL

Tessa · 02-22-11, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VONHARRIS

The Bdu sends U-64 to her death

Would you use the deck gun?

Did he transfer onto your boat? Even after 30 patrols I have doubts as to whether he will have earned his u-boat badge granted his taken an enormous step on his latest patrol.

Collin Dougherty · 02-24-11, 06:17 PM

This is the birth-place of Bernard!

VONHARRIS · 02-25-11, 01:31 AM

This Bernard is one of a kind.
After being threatened to be used as TI torpedo he is a different man.

Yes , he is the same one who got confused the deck gun with the flak gun.

The German Cross was awarded to him because he sunk a passenger/cargo with a single shot (I couldn't believe it but it is true)
Now he is the Bootsmann responsible for the deck gun and he is doing fine.
Of course the threat is still active!

Gargamel · 03-09-11, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by the.terrabyte.pirate

What did you call me?????

Do I just have a dirty mind?

03-15-11, 03:02 AM

After reading through most of the this thread I can say by far, that this funniest thing here is.......

Me and Bernard share the same birthday........9/25/87.......no joke.....

02-17-11, 08:28 PM	#2437
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,272 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Harbormaster: Kaleun, I don't remember your boat having a conning tower emblem painted on. Kaleun: Oh that's just Bernard. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

02-18-11, 05:58 AM	#2438
VONHARRIS Konteradmiral Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Greece Posts: 1,992 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 0	Bernard in action Against all odds , Bernard performs his duties in an excellent way. He is not destroying anything else , but the target ship. He is the one in the blue uniform and - amazing - the deck gun is still in one piece. Before he went out I said to him : Bernard , if you screw this one up your next station is inside torpedo tube 1. We have a lack of live torps. I think it worked, This time

02-20-11, 05:53 PM	#2440
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

02-24-11, 06:17 PM	#2442
Collin Dougherty Torpedoman Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 119 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	This is the birth-place of Bernard! __________________ Gunther Prien Merchant Ships sunk:30 War Ships Sunk:1 (HMS Royal Oak) 9 Ships Damaged Iron Cross 193,808 Tonnage U-Boat Ace 1/16/08-3/7/41

02-18-11, 10:05 AM	#2439
Bakkels Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Groningen, The Netherlands Posts: 709 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 6

02-25-11, 01:31 AM	#2443
VONHARRIS Konteradmiral Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Greece Posts: 1,992 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 0	This Bernard is one of a kind. After being threatened to be used as TI torpedo he is a different man. Yes , he is the same one who got confused the deck gun with the flak gun. The German Cross was awarded to him because he sunk a passenger/cargo with a single shot (I couldn't believe it but it is true) Now he is the Bootsmann responsible for the deck gun and he is doing fine. Of course the threat is still active!

03-15-11, 03:02 AM	#2445
Slyguy3129 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	After reading through most of the this thread I can say by far, that this funniest thing here is....... Me and Bernard share the same birthday........9/25/87.......no joke.....