UK Politics Thread - Page 202

BossMark · 05-26-14, 09:28 AM

Nigel Farage is made up UKIP have won the European elections, to celebrate he's going to drive to the pub in his German Mercedes-Benz, then when he gets there have a pint of Dutch Heineken while moaning about foreigners.

STEED · 05-26-14, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Nigel Farage is made up UKIP have won the European elections, to celebrate he's going to drive to the pub in his German Mercedes-Benz, then when he gets there have a pint of Dutch Heineken while moaning about foreigners.

I take it the wife will not be there with him.

BossMark · 05-26-14, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

I take it the wife will not be there with him.

No she stopped in to help the French maid

STEED · 05-26-14, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

No she stopped in to help the French maid

Girl on girl action...any pics?

MGR1 · 05-26-14, 12:22 PM

Well, the Lib Dems lost their Scottish MEP to UKIP, so Farage's bunch now have a toehold north of the border:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...itics-27572290

In true UKIP fashion, the new MEP has already compared Alex Salmond with Robert Mugabe:

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/h...and.1401004988

"Ukip's main candidate, David Coburn, now an MEP, arrived at the central declaration point in Edinburgh last night and, in typically combative fashion, declared Alex Salmond to be the Robert Mugabe of Scottish politics, based on recently published land reform laws."

Proposed land reform in Scotland:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...itics-27536800

Mike.

05-26-14, 12:41 PM

In other news Farage has updated his pre election rant to the little englanders.
Would you feel comfortable if 10 Glaswegian men moved into the house next door?
Stop immigration now!!!!!

TarJak · 05-26-14, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MGR1

Well, the Lib Dems lost their Scottish MEP to UKIP, so Farage's bunch now have a toehold north of the border:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...itics-27572290

In true UKIP fashion, the new MEP has already compared Alex Salmond with Robert Mugabe:

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/h...and.1401004988

"Ukip's main candidate, David Coburn, now an MEP, arrived at the central declaration point in Edinburgh last night and, in typically combative fashion, declared Alex Salmond to be the Robert Mugabe of Scottish politics, based on recently published land reform laws."

Proposed land reform in Scotland:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...itics-27536800

Mike.

STEED and Alec should get on like a house on fire then.

Jimbuna · 05-26-14, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

STEED and Alec should get on like a house on fire then.

Patrick Fitzwilian and William Fitzpatrick.

MGR1 · 05-26-14, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribesman

In other news Farage has updated his pre election rant to the little englanders.
Would you feel comfortable if 10 Glaswegian men moved into the house next door?
Stop immigration now!!!!!

That would depend on which side of Glasgow they came from. What would you prefer - Rangers or Celtic and all the sectarianism that hangs around those teams like a bad smell?

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Patrick Fitzwilian and William Fitzpatrick.

Groan....

Mind you, I don't know which is the most pungent - the fecal smell emanating from Lib Dem HQ or the Elysee Palace in Paris (poor Hollande - Merkel will be soo disappointed...)?

Mike.

TarJak · 05-26-14, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

STEED Fitzalec and Alex Fitzsteed.

Fixed

05-26-14, 04:43 PM

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That would depend on which side of Glasgow they came from. What would you prefer - Rangers or Celtic and all the sectarianism that hangs around those teams like a bad smell?

Glaswegians are Glaswegians just like Romanians are Romanians, they are all the same if we are dealing in stupid stereotyping for the mass consumption of populist nonsense.
I am sure Farage could have said the same about Scousers too, but the Tories had already covered that angle.

MGR1 · 05-26-14, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribesman

Glaswegians are Glaswegians just like Romanians are Romanians, they are all the same if we are dealing in stupid stereotyping for the mass consumption of populist nonsense.
I am sure Farage could have said the same about Scousers too, but the Tories had already covered that angle.

Snort! Very true.

TBH, the majority of Glaswegians are perfectly OK, but like any group it's idiots that give them a bad name. Unfortunately it's usually the ultra-hardline supporters in blue or green/white football tops.

Soooo, how long until someone put a sharp pointy object into Clegg? Will "Red" Ed get a personality transplant? Will Cameron stop his party being eaten alive by UKIP. Will Alex Salmond manage to stay on his diet?

Mike.

05-26-14, 05:12 PM

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Will Cameron stop his party being eaten alive by UKIP.

Good point.
They already swallowed up the National Front, this election they seem to have taken in all the BNP voters, will they eat up the Tories next?

BossMark · 05-27-14, 02:29 AM

24 UKIP members are now MEPs at the Parliament in Brussels.

Going over there and taking all the jobs...

Jimbuna · 05-27-14, 03:13 AM

The burning question being....can they perform as well in a general election?

05-26-14, 09:28 AM	#3016
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Nigel Farage is made up UKIP have won the European elections, to celebrate he's going to drive to the pub in his German Mercedes-Benz, then when he gets there have a pint of Dutch Heineken while moaning about foreigners. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

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MGR1 Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom Posts: 957 Downloads: 252 Uploads: 0	Well, the Lib Dems lost their Scottish MEP to UKIP, so Farage's bunch now have a toehold north of the border: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...itics-27572290 In true UKIP fashion, the new MEP has already compared Alex Salmond with Robert Mugabe: http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/h...and.1401004988 "Ukip's main candidate, David Coburn, now an MEP, arrived at the central declaration point in Edinburgh last night and, in typically combative fashion, declared Alex Salmond to be the Robert Mugabe of Scottish politics, based on recently published land reform laws." Proposed land reform in Scotland: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...itics-27536800 Mike. __________________ "I am the battleship Jean Bart. This name originates from a certain 'respected' privateer... Yes? You want to know what privateers are? Hmph, they are pirates that rob openly under the banner of their country." Jean Bart from the mobile game Azur Lane.

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Tribesman Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	In other news Farage has updated his pre election rant to the little englanders. Would you feel comfortable if 10 Glaswegian men moved into the house next door? Stop immigration now!!!!!