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03-17-21, 11:19 AM | #2836 | |
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Oh, I thought it was: Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
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03-18-21, 05:46 AM | #2837 |
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asks the rabbit "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O."
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03-18-21, 07:11 AM | #2838 |
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Why do they call it Necrophilia instead of Stalemate?
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03-18-21, 07:17 AM | #2839 |
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Where do mermaids look for jobs?
The kelp-wanted section.
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03-18-21, 07:18 AM | #2840 |
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Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
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03-18-21, 03:27 PM | #2841 |
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I was at a hospital and I said "Stay positive"
I got kicked out.
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03-19-21, 01:48 AM | #2842 |
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A guy goes to the movies.
He notices a kangaroo sitting next to him watching the film. "Hey", he says, "You're a kangaroo. What are you doing here?" The kangaroo says, "well I liked the book".
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03-19-21, 01:23 PM | #2843 |
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What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A strawberry.
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03-19-21, 07:32 PM | #2844 |
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A guy goes into a pub with his kangaroo.
They're knocking back the drinks, getting brahms and lizst. Suddenly the kangaroo falls unconscious on the floor. The drunk staggers out of the pub, and the barman yells at him... "Hey buddy you can't leave that lying here". The drunks turns around with great dignity and says "For your information mate, that's not a lion it's a kangaroo".
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03-20-21, 07:18 AM | #2845 |
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If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole?
There is no such thing as a half a hole.
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03-20-21, 12:15 PM | #2846 |
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What do you call a rabbit with lice?
Bugs Bunny.
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03-21-21, 04:33 AM | #2847 |
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A guy, dressed only in bubblewrap, goes to see a psychiatrist.
"Please help me doc" he says. "No", says the shrink, "I can clearly see your nuts".
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03-21-21, 12:00 PM | #2848 |
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What do you call babies in the army?
Infantry!
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03-22-21, 06:29 AM | #2849 |
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What do you do when an astronaut’s wife is upset?
Give her some space.
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03-22-21, 06:32 AM | #2850 |
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Mr. Red and Ms. Red live in the red house; Mr. Purple and Ms. Purple live in the purple house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!
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