Christmas Cracker Jokes - Page 7

Eichhörnchen · 01-23-20, 05:24 PM

Why don't Santa's helpers smoke cigarettes?

Because they're not elfy

Eisenwurst · 01-24-20, 04:35 AM

Did you hear about the Christmas Eskimo lottery?

You had to be Inuit to win it.

Jimbuna · 01-24-20, 10:24 AM

What did one snowman say to the other?
I couldn't hear them, so I have snow-idea!

Eichhörnchen · 01-24-20, 02:42 PM

What did the snowman's scarf say to the snowman's hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around

Eisenwurst · 01-24-20, 05:15 PM

A bit off topic by not being a Christmas Cracker joke... but I'm sure the adjudicators will let it slip by.

Jimbuna · 01-25-20, 07:26 AM

Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snowbank!

Eisenwurst · 01-25-20, 05:36 PM

What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?

Nice gnawing you.

Jimbuna · 01-26-20, 11:14 AM

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill!

Eichhörnchen · 01-27-20, 03:58 PM

What do parrots sing at Christmas?

The Polly And The Ivy

Jimbuna · 01-28-20, 01:56 PM

What do you call a snowman who vacations in the tropics?
A puddle!

Jimbuna · 01-29-20, 11:25 AM

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

Eichhörnchen · 01-29-20, 04:41 PM

What do cows sing at Christmas?

'Dung-Dung Merrily On High'

Jimbuna · 01-30-20, 10:48 AM

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!

Jimbuna · 01-31-20, 09:24 AM

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Quit hanging around!

Jimbuna · 02-01-20, 09:50 AM

What is a Christmas Tree's favorite candy?
Ornamints!

01-23-20, 05:24 PM	#91
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,752 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Why don't Santa's helpers smoke cigarettes? Because they're not elfy __________________

01-24-20, 04:35 AM	#92
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,611 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Did you hear about the Christmas Eskimo lottery? You had to be Inuit to win it. __________________

01-24-20, 10:24 AM	#93
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,240 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did one snowman say to the other? I couldn't hear them, so I have snow-idea! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-24-20, 02:42 PM	#94
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,752 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What did the snowman's scarf say to the snowman's hat? You go on ahead, I'll hang around __________________

01-24-20, 05:15 PM	#95
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,611 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	A bit off topic by not being a Christmas Cracker joke... but I'm sure the adjudicators will let it slip by. __________________

01-25-20, 07:26 AM	#96
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,240 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snowbank! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-25-20, 05:36 PM	#97
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,611 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you. __________________

01-26-20, 11:14 AM	#98
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,240 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-27-20, 03:58 PM	#99
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,752 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What do parrots sing at Christmas? The Polly And The Ivy __________________

01-28-20, 01:56 PM	#100
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,240 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call a snowman who vacations in the tropics? A puddle! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-29-20, 11:25 AM	#101
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,240 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-29-20, 04:41 PM	#102
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,752 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What do cows sing at Christmas? 'Dung-Dung Merrily On High' __________________

01-30-20, 10:48 AM	#103
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,240 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-31-20, 09:24 AM	#104
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,240 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Quit hanging around! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

02-01-20, 09:50 AM	#105
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,240 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What is a Christmas Tree's favorite candy? Ornamints! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)