Christmas Cracker Jokes - Page 6

Jimbuna · 01-18-20, 11:19 AM

What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!

Eichhörnchen · 01-18-20, 11:59 AM

What is Santa's favourite glue?

An igloo

Eisenwurst · 01-18-20, 05:30 PM

What is Good King Wenceslas's favourite pizza?

Deep Pan, crisp, and even.

Jeff-Groves · 01-18-20, 05:38 PM

Why is Santa the only one with flying raindeer?

Cause he's Elfish!

Jimbuna · 01-19-20, 07:40 AM

What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?!

Eichhörnchen · 01-19-20, 08:19 AM

What's Dracula's favourite Christmas Carol?

Silent Bite

Jimbuna · 01-19-20, 11:24 AM

Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

Moonlight · 01-19-20, 11:37 AM

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him

Eichhörnchen · 01-19-20, 01:02 PM

What carol do the penguins sing at Christmas?

In The Beak Midwinter

Eisenwurst · 01-19-20, 10:26 PM

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas Eve.

Jimbuna · 01-20-20, 07:13 AM

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

Jimbuna · 01-22-20, 09:44 AM

When is a boat just like snow?
When its adrift!

Eichhörnchen · 01-22-20, 02:26 PM

What did the Christmas tree fairy say to the elf?

"I can see your house from up here"

Moonlight · 01-22-20, 04:48 PM

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus

Jimbuna · 01-23-20, 07:42 AM

What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

01-18-20, 11:19 AM	#76
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears? Anything you want, he can't hear you! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-18-20, 11:59 AM	#77
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What is Santa's favourite glue? An igloo __________________

01-18-20, 05:30 PM	#78
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,613 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	What is Good King Wenceslas's favourite pizza? Deep Pan, crisp, and even. __________________

01-18-20, 05:38 PM	#79
Jeff-Groves Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,319 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	Why is Santa the only one with flying raindeer? Cause he's Elfish! __________________ I don't do Stupid. So don't ask.

01-19-20, 07:40 AM	#80
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather? Is it going to rain dear?! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-19-20, 08:19 AM	#81
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What's Dracula's favourite Christmas Carol? Silent Bite __________________

01-19-20, 11:24 AM	#82
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-19-20, 11:37 AM	#83
Moonlight Admiral Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him __________________

01-19-20, 01:02 PM	#84
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What carol do the penguins sing at Christmas? In The Beak Midwinter __________________

01-19-20, 10:26 PM	#85
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,613 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas Eve. __________________

01-20-20, 07:13 AM	#86
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-22-20, 09:44 AM	#87
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When is a boat just like snow? When its adrift! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-22-20, 02:26 PM	#88
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What did the Christmas tree fairy say to the elf? "I can see your house from up here" __________________

01-22-20, 04:48 PM	#89
Moonlight Admiral Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas? A rebel without a Claus __________________

01-23-20, 07:42 AM	#90
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)