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Jimbuna · 07-28-19, 08:16 AM

They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

Aktungbby · 07-28-19, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

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Originally Posted by Catfish

^ this has a.. political dimension

that being: the porcinity of men is universal and the political arena is oft the 'stye' in everyones' eye...

Catfish · 07-28-19, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

that being: the porcinity of men is universal and the political arena is oft the 'stye' in everyones' eye...

Of course. A lot of porc-elaine has been destroyed by some elephants in similar-named stores

Jimbuna · 07-29-19, 02:47 PM

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

Jimbuna · 07-30-19, 01:02 PM

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

Jimbuna · 07-31-19, 07:34 AM

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

Von Due · 08-01-19, 02:36 AM

On a flight I was sitting next to a woman who was afraid of flying. She was pale, one step away from screaming. I asked her why she was afraid of flying. At 20,000 feet, I would be much more worried about not flying.

Jimbuna · 08-01-19, 07:04 AM

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Jimbuna · 08-02-19, 06:11 AM

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

Jimbuna · 08-03-19, 09:58 AM

I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

Jimbuna · 08-04-19, 10:26 AM

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

Jimbuna · 08-05-19, 10:42 AM

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

Aktungbby · 08-05-19, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

...generally with Tyrannosaurus Regina!

vienna · 08-05-19, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

Tsk, tsk, ...bragging again...

<O>

Jimbuna · 08-06-19, 07:01 AM

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

07-28-19, 08:16 AM	#8521
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-29-19, 02:47 PM	#8524
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Always be positive. Trips down the stairs Whew, I got down those stairs fast. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-30-19, 01:02 PM	#8525
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-31-19, 07:34 AM	#8526
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-01-19, 07:04 AM	#8528
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-01-19, 02:36 AM	#8527
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,660 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	On a flight I was sitting next to a woman who was afraid of flying. She was pale, one step away from screaming. I asked her why she was afraid of flying. At 20,000 feet, I would be much more worried about not flying.

08-02-19, 06:11 AM	#8529
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-03-19, 09:58 AM	#8530
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-04-19, 10:26 AM	#8531
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-05-19, 10:42 AM	#8532
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-06-19, 07:01 AM	#8535
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)