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08-10-23, 03:24 AM | #4531 |
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I met my wife on Tinder
It was awkward to say the least
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08-10-23, 05:08 AM | #4532 |
Chief of the Boat
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What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
He got marooned!
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08-10-23, 07:33 AM | #4533 |
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What did the termite say when it walked into a bar?
"Where's the bar tender?"
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08-10-23, 01:34 PM | #4534 |
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My wife says that I am the cheapest man in the world.
I'm not buying that
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08-11-23, 06:32 AM | #4535 |
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Why can’t you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical!
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08-11-23, 07:20 AM | #4536 |
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What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper
Fizz-ician, of course
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08-11-23, 07:58 AM | #4537 |
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What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence!
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08-12-23, 03:47 AM | #4538 |
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.
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08-12-23, 05:33 AM | #4539 |
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If you are an American when you go into a bathroom and an American when you leave a bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
European.
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08-12-23, 05:53 AM | #4540 |
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
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08-12-23, 01:52 PM | #4541 |
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I have to confess
The time I had my Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
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08-13-23, 05:28 AM | #4542 |
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Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
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08-13-23, 01:55 PM | #4543 |
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Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted!
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08-13-23, 02:17 PM | #4544 |
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Variation of post #4522?
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08-14-23, 04:13 AM | #4545 |
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How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
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