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11-13-19, 11:53 AM
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Fleet Admiral
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Location: Denmark
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it's not the question whether the glass is half full or half empty
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11-14-19, 06:06 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 181,217
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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
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11-15-19, 08:24 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 181,217
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To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.
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11-16-19, 08:30 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 181,217
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Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
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11-17-19, 09:17 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 181,217
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Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
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11-18-19, 10:58 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
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Tombstone engraving: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!
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11-18-19, 12:15 PM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy
Posts: 27,862
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MINE WILL READ: "ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'D RATHER BE IN MINNEAPOLIS!"
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"Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" |
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11-18-19, 01:19 PM
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Navy Seal
 Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 6,772
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Mine will read: "If I had of been a better person I wouldn't be down here I would be up there"
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11-18-19, 02:05 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 181,217
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Mine could well be "I Was Hoping For A Pyramid"
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11-18-19, 04:59 PM
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Navy Seal
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Anywhere but the here & now...
Posts: 7,506
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One I considered: "Is it me or is it hot in here?"
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11-18-19, 05:05 PM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy
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Quote:
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11-18-19, 06:07 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Denmark
Posts: 17,891
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On my tombstone
"Does anyone miss me ?" Markus |
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11-18-19, 08:27 PM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy
Posts: 27,862
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GRAVELY CONSIDERING THE MATTER...
/\₩e deign to respond to that question!
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11-18-19, 08:50 PM
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Navy Seal
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 6,772
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11-19-19, 02:24 AM
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky
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Regarding engravings at cemeteries i loved those:
"Do not step on the lawn" or "He was a good father but a bad electrician"
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