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05-11-20, 01:46 PM | #9016 |
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The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes.
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05-11-20, 09:15 PM | #9017 |
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Never doubt the courage of the French. They're the ones who discovered snails are edible!
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05-11-20, 10:56 PM | #9018 |
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I've always wondered about the first Frenchman who looked at a snail and thought "Hey, I think I should eat that..."...
You know the cliche used when tasting something not usually eaten and saying, "Hmm, tastes like chicken..."...?... What if you lived some place where they had never seen a chicken? If they tried chicken, would they say something like, "Hmm, tastes like snail..."...?... <O>
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05-12-20, 12:37 AM | #9019 |
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Down here we've got a local delicacy, our national dish actually.... "Dogs eye and dead horse".......rhyming slang ( no snails were harmed in the making of a Meat Pie and Tomato Sauce ).
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05-12-20, 01:32 AM | #9020 | |
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How fast are australian snails? Maybe they ran away in time? edit: They really slugged it out! Sammy the snail was the fastest, in 2019. https://www.skynews.com.au/details/_6062400640001
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05-12-20, 01:51 AM | #9021 |
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.-Dylan Thomas
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05-12-20, 05:41 AM | #9022 |
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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
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05-12-20, 11:22 AM | #9023 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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There is a theory stating: if anyone finally discovers what this Universe is really all about and why it even exists, it will be replaced immediately by one even more bizarre and inexplicable...there is another theory that states this has already happened.
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05-12-20, 02:36 PM | #9024 |
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Just telling you my hope that we one day will have thread called
This day in USA(s or no s-can't figure it out) history. Want to learn a lot more about USA history. little pieces every day. Markus |
05-13-20, 05:23 AM | #9025 |
Chief of the Boat
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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
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05-13-20, 07:09 AM | #9026 |
Chief of the Boat
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I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.
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05-14-20, 06:21 AM | #9027 |
Chief of the Boat
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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.
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05-14-20, 08:51 PM | #9028 |
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Here's sometthing to think about: howcome you never hear: "Psychic wins lottery"!
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05-15-20, 01:09 AM | #9029 |
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I knew you were going to ask that question...
<O>
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05-15-20, 06:31 AM | #9030 |
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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
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