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Jimbuna · 10-29-19, 10:12 AM

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Jimbuna · 10-30-19, 08:11 AM

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

Jimbuna · 10-31-19, 07:34 AM

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

Jimbuna · 11-01-19, 08:38 AM

Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.

Jimbuna · 11-02-19, 10:27 AM

Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.

Aktungbby · 11-02-19, 10:38 AM

do dolphins have a genuine porpoise in life?

THEBERBSTER · 11-02-19, 11:53 AM

Quote:

do dolphins have a genuine porpoise in life?

Yes they like to have a whale of a time.
Peter

Sailor Steve · 11-02-19, 12:19 PM

I see this has become The Joke Thread Part Two. Why are they not merged?

Jimbuna · 11-03-19, 09:25 AM

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

Aktungbby · 11-03-19, 10:53 AM

^ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE BOTH NEWLY RETIRED AND THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE....EGAD! SHE EVEN CHASES ME INTO THE MANCAVE JUST WHEN THE

CONVOY'S WITHIN RANGE...

<ILLUSTRATION BY TORPLEXED

Jimbuna · 11-04-19, 05:59 AM

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

Jimbuna · 11-05-19, 09:28 AM

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

Jimbuna · 11-06-19, 09:10 AM

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

Jimbuna · 11-07-19, 07:51 AM

I've had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Von Due · 11-07-19, 11:01 AM

You know you're getting old when these new pop references you hear are all Linear A to you.

10-29-19, 10:12 AM	#8671
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-30-19, 08:11 AM	#8672
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-31-19, 07:34 AM	#8673
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-01-19, 08:38 AM	#8674
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-02-19, 10:27 AM	#8675
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-02-19, 10:38 AM	#8676
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,855 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	do dolphins have a genuine porpoise in life? __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" Last edited by Aktungbby; 11-02-19 at 11:26 AM.

11-02-19, 12:19 PM	#8678
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I see this has become The Joke Thread Part Two. Why are they not merged? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-03-19, 09:25 AM	#8679
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-03-19, 10:53 AM	#8680
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,855 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	^ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE BOTH NEWLY RETIRED AND THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE....EGAD! SHE EVEN CHASES ME INTO THE MANCAVE JUST WHEN THE CONVOY'S WITHIN RANGE...<ILLUSTRATION BY TORPLEXED __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

11-04-19, 05:59 AM	#8681
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-05-19, 09:28 AM	#8682
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-06-19, 09:10 AM	#8683
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-07-19, 07:51 AM	#8684
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,165 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I've had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-07-19, 11:01 AM	#8685
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,660 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	You know you're getting old when these new pop references you hear are all Linear A to you.