Three Wishes

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

wealth won't bring you happiness.

But you can be miserable in a very nice apartment.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Well, it was an original wish nobody else had thought of

Props.

Should we be concerned with all those dark wishes up there?

Not me. I'm impervious to harm and now I have a whole planet to myself.
Passing the lamp...

What do you mean there's nobody left!?

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Passing the lamp...

just you be careful there young man...the last time I rubbed something I had to get married

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

just you be careful there young man...the last time I rubbed something I had to get married

I thought guns were outlawed in Britain.
Oh, that's right. You can have shotguns?

[fireftr18]

1. Be able to do magic of all kinds.
2. I like Steed's #3, I'll do that one too.
I already have his #2. Okay, I have just one, but that's all I need.
3. How about a beer. After #1 and #2, what else is there?

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

1. Be able to do magic of all kinds.
2. I like Steed's #3, I'll do that one too.
I already have his #2. Okay, I have just one, but that's all I need.
3. How about a beer. After #1 and #2, what else is there?

Don't drink your beer from the lamp.
There's Genie sweat and the contents of the Genie's toilet in there.
Otherwise, drink up Shriner. Maybe wish number 3 should be an ironclad liver?

[mapuc]

My three wishes

1. No religion
2. No politics
number 3 is difficult should I choose to remove the demanding in the people or should I choose full health to all mankind and animals

Markus

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by mapuc

My three wishes

1. No religion
2. No politics
number 3 is difficult should I choose to remove the demanding in the people or should I choose full health to all mankind and animals

Markus

Make number three: Eternal life for all living things and...
Some will bow down and worship you.
Some will loathe you ( people with suicidal tendencies)
Some will hate you because they can't eradicate the weeds in their yard and they won't have anything to talk about with politics and religion gone..

[Armistead]

That just thinking the thought, any woman would want to make love to me.

A trillion bucks

My wife to shut up when I ask..{I would need this wish if wish 1 were to come true}

[eddie]

My first wish would be for another million wishes, then hope I live long enough to see how the first 50 work out!

[Fr8monkey]

1. The ability to completely heal any injury, disease or malady of anyone I touch.

2. The ability to fluently read, write, speak and understand every language on Earth including all dead languages and dialects.

3. A Neualizer.... Like in "Men in Black"

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Fr8monkey

1. The ability to completely heal any injury, disease or malady of anyone I touch.

2. The ability to fluently read, write, speak and understand every language on Earth including all dead languages and dialects.

3. A Neualizer.... Like in "Men in Black"

You're going to be a busy fellow.

Do I know you?

[fireftr18]

Originally Posted by Fr8monkey

1. The ability to completely heal any injury, disease or malady of anyone I touch.

2. The ability to fluently read, write, speak and understand every language on Earth including all dead languages and dialects.

3. A Neualizer.... Like in "Men in Black"

Why do I have this strange craving for a lobster dinner?

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Why do I have this strange craving for a lobster dinner?

How's Cambodia?
Did you pay more than a dollar?

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

That just thinking the thought, any woman would want to make love to me.

A trillion bucks

My wife to shut up when I ask..{I would need this wish if wish 1 were to come true}

I'd need a trillion bucks for some of those ladies out there. Or nice thick beer goggles.

Can you imagine your dilemma if you went to a Victoria's Secret fashion show? All those thoughts in your head and the immediate response from all the ladies in the auditorium. Side of beef... RARE!