The joke thread II - Page 320

Platapus · 11-15-23, 04:25 PM

Headline:

Energizer Buddy arrested
Charged with battery

Jimbuna · 11-16-23, 07:53 AM

What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.

Platapus · 11-16-23, 12:59 PM

Did anyone remember to water the Christmas Tree?

I did!, said the dog

Jimbuna · 11-16-23, 02:10 PM

What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.

Platapus · 11-17-23, 06:13 AM

Why aren't mustaches called Mouth Brows?

Jimbuna · 11-17-23, 06:46 AM

How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.

Platapus · 11-17-23, 07:01 AM

I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing.

It should definitely spice up this autobiography a little.

Jimbuna · 11-17-23, 08:30 AM

Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.

Platapus · 11-17-23, 02:57 PM

What is blue and covered in feathers

A turkey holding its breath

Jimbuna · 11-18-23, 08:22 AM

What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.

Platapus · 11-18-23, 10:34 AM

I often wonder why no one is ever the right amount of whelmed.

Jimbuna · 11-18-23, 01:34 PM

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.

Platapus · 11-19-23, 06:03 AM

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut

Jimbuna · 11-19-23, 09:43 AM

Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.

Jimbuna · 11-20-23, 07:48 AM

Can February March? No, but April May!

11-15-23, 04:25 PM	#4786
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,978 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Headline: Energizer Buddy arrested Charged with battery __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-16-23, 07:53 AM	#4787
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-16-23, 12:59 PM	#4788
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,978 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Did anyone remember to water the Christmas Tree? I did!, said the dog __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-16-23, 02:10 PM	#4789
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-17-23, 06:13 AM	#4790
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,978 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Why aren't mustaches called Mouth Brows? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-17-23, 06:46 AM	#4791
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-17-23, 07:01 AM	#4792
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,978 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing. It should definitely spice up this autobiography a little. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-17-23, 08:30 AM	#4793
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-17-23, 02:57 PM	#4794
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,978 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	What is blue and covered in feathers A turkey holding its breath __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-18-23, 08:22 AM	#4795
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-18-23, 10:34 AM	#4796
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,978 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I often wonder why no one is ever the right amount of whelmed. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-18-23, 01:34 PM	#4797
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-19-23, 06:03 AM	#4798
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,978 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-19-23, 09:43 AM	#4799
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-20-23, 07:48 AM	#4800
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Can February March? No, but April May! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)