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02-12-21, 09:57 AM | #9571 |
Chief of the Boat
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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
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02-12-21, 10:29 AM | #9572 |
Sea Lord
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There are 2 steps on the way to success:
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02-12-21, 01:53 PM | #9573 |
Chief of the Boat
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Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
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02-13-21, 02:02 PM | #9574 |
Chief of the Boat
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I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
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02-14-21, 08:28 AM | #9575 |
Chief of the Boat
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Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
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02-14-21, 10:19 AM | #9576 |
Sea Lord
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02-14-21, 11:48 AM | #9577 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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hasta la vista BBY!
In Spanish, the word esposa means 'wife' & 'handcuff' YIPES! when it comes to domestic bickering with my enamorata(40 years)...no wonder "my hands are tied"!
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02-14-21, 01:30 PM | #9578 |
Chief of the Boat
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I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
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02-15-21, 06:56 AM | #9579 |
Chief of the Boat
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Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
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02-15-21, 06:17 PM | #9580 |
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Sudoku is a search for naked singles.
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02-16-21, 08:37 AM | #9581 |
Chief of the Boat
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Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
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02-17-21, 07:53 AM | #9582 |
Chief of the Boat
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I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
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02-18-21, 07:50 AM | #9583 |
Chief of the Boat
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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.
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02-18-21, 10:50 AM | #9584 |
Fleet Admiral
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My mouth and brain isn't exactly synchronous-Brain does not connect before speak.
Markus
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02-18-21, 02:16 PM | #9585 |
Chief of the Boat
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If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
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