Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 176

Fahnenbohn · 09-14-15, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kip336

The question is: Did she sink?

Hehe ... This is the same question for the Bismarck : did the royal navy sink the german battleship ? Or did the crew scuttle her ? In fact, even if the crew had not scuttled its ship, she would eventually sank ... a few hours later.

Direct answer to your question : yes, my submarine sank ... one second later !

I had just the time to do the screenshot !

Fahnenbohn · 10-04-15, 03:49 AM

She's going down !

ivanov.ruslan · 11-02-15, 05:03 AM

Its no picture, but i can think of a funny moment in the game, when the kaleun calls "alarmtauchen", the boat shoots into the depth,but watch crew still standing on the turm and watch with binoculars

Aks · 12-11-15, 10:54 PM

Is that Toyota LandCruiser or...?

Sailor Steve · 12-12-15, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ivanov.ruslan

Its no picture, but i can think of a funny moment in the game, when the kaleun calls "alarmtauchen", the boat shoots into the depth,but watch crew still standing on the turm and watch with binoculars

Actually pictures of that have been posted in this thread in the past.

BristolBrick · 01-18-16, 03:31 AM

I was raiding a port. My torpedos did bubcas, and I was being chased out by a destroyer. Popped up to shoot a trawler. Got it, but got hit.
ME: Dive to periscope depth!
NO: The water is shallow!
ME: But deep enough for periscope depth!
*Bernard crashes submarine into the ground*
ME: PERISCOPE DEPTH!
ME: Oh no, it's not working!
ME: BLOW BALAST!
ME: CRAP! It's not working! We took on too much flood water!

ME: Who put Bernand in charge of anything?
ME: Bernard!
Burnard the dunderhead: Yes?

ME: Swim for it! We must surrender. Open the hatches and hold your breath.

BristolBrick · 01-18-16, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3Jane

I found a burried lighthouse off the coast of france.

Also, my brief visit to sunny Madeira :p

No picture, but funny, well not for those involved I supose:

During World War II, a German U-boat was sunk by a truck. The U-boat in question attacked a convoy in the Atlantic and then rose to see the effect. The merchant ship it sank had material strapped to its deck including a fleet of trucks, one of which was thrown in the air by the explosion, landing on the U-boat and breaking its back.

That was my sub.

Fahnenbohn · 05-09-16, 12:38 PM

Well, they also have someone called "Bernard" in the Royal Navy ...

Aquelarrefox · 05-09-16, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aks

Is that Toyota LandCruiser or...?

the answer to your question, the mistery of landing boats, or firing boats...

KaleutKiwi · 06-25-16, 12:13 AM

Bernards transfer to dock workers fared no better

Whitewolf3 · 07-14-16, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aks

Is that Toyota LandCruiser or...?

Nice

ivanov.ruslan · 08-19-16, 03:55 PM

Where the hell is Bernard

jingke380 · 08-31-16, 09:33 AM

Hello everyone,
I want to know how to upload images to this forum,
Thank you.

Succat · 08-31-16, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jingke380

Hello everyone,
I want to know how to upload images to this forum,
Thank you.

Easy one:

1. Select Image hoster (https://www.startpage.com/do/dsearch...nguage=english)

2. Upload image

3. Select direct image link and post it with "insert image" button or copy "tumbnail for forum" link to have a thumbnail image to open with resolution and size description

There yu go

jingke380 · 08-31-16, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Succat

Easy one:

1. Select Image hoster (https://www.startpage.com/do/dsearch...nguage=english)

2. Upload image

3. Select direct image link and post it with "insert image" button or copy "tumbnail for forum" link to have a thumbnail image to open with resolution and size description

There yu go

thank you very much

11-02-15, 05:03 AM	#2628
ivanov.ruslan The Old Man Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Pleven,BG Posts: 1,577 Downloads: 901 Uploads: 0	Its no picture, but i can think of a funny moment in the game, when the kaleun calls "alarmtauchen", the boat shoots into the depth,but watch crew still standing on the turm and watch with binoculars Last edited by ivanov.ruslan; 11-02-15 at 05:12 AM.

01-18-16, 03:31 AM	#2631
BristolBrick Seaman Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 42 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	BERNARD! I was raiding a port. My torpedos did bubcas, and I was being chased out by a destroyer. Popped up to shoot a trawler. Got it, but got hit. ME: Dive to periscope depth! NO: The water is shallow! ME: But deep enough for periscope depth! Bernard crashes submarine into the ground ME: PERISCOPE DEPTH! ME: Oh no, it's not working! ME: BLOW BALAST! ME: CRAP! It's not working! We took on too much flood water! ME: Who put Bernand in charge of anything? ME: Bernard! Burnard the dunderhead: Yes? ME: Swim for it! We must surrender. Open the hatches and hold your breath.

06-25-16, 12:13 AM	#2635
KaleutKiwi Swabbie Join Date: May 2016 Location: Biel, Switzerland Posts: 9 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	Bernards transfer to dock workers fared no better __________________ .

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10-04-15, 03:49 AM	#2627
Fahnenbohn Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: France Posts: 1,072 Downloads: 155 Uploads: 0	*She's going down !*

12-11-15, 10:54 PM	#2629
Aks Watch Join Date: May 2015 Location: Russia, Orenburg Posts: 22 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Is that Toyota LandCruiser or...?

05-09-16, 12:38 PM	#2633
Fahnenbohn Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: France Posts: 1,072 Downloads: 155 Uploads: 0	Well, they also have someone called "Bernard" in the Royal Navy ...

08-19-16, 03:55 PM	#2637
ivanov.ruslan The Old Man Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Pleven,BG Posts: 1,577 Downloads: 901 Uploads: 0	Where the hell is Bernard

08-31-16, 09:33 AM	#2638
jingke380 Swabbie Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 12 Downloads: 559 Uploads: 0	Hello everyone, I want to know how to upload images to this forum, Thank you.